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Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 11:35am On Mar 03, 2018
jboixxx:
Power drunk yOOT!
grin
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 10:10am On Mar 03, 2018
fibonacci2526:
2030 Ke? That's really ridiculous if na true.
Hmmm..you don't know what these mods do o.
I have seen someone who was banned till 2039!.grin
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 9:37am On Mar 03, 2018
princetom1:
Lol... It was on this Xiaomi thread o... And i was simply thanking all the derailers on FP... For the first time on NL, the youths, be it zombie or wailed or whatever they call it o, decided to have same voice... I was happy about it and posted it here and that mod wey im hand no see work decided to silent me... Make dem no worry, i am cooking something for them

cc: GAZZUZZ
Aha! you were thanking the derailers...that was your offense grin
But your sentence was long o
1 month! shocked
Anyway, it's better than the guys that were sentenced till 2030 grin
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 9:37am On Mar 03, 2018
humblesteve:
Somebody cannot joke in peace again fa
I wonder o
And these same mods would stone Idi Amin if they were to meet him sad
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 8:40am On Mar 03, 2018
jboixxx:
Be warned! Trespassing already!
grin
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 8:31am On Mar 03, 2018
jboixxx:
Expired keh? That my oga get patent right on blue fonts too na. Check the auto/car talk, you go know and he's not a regular here, so, he's permitted as my Oga! You, on the other hand,
try am and meet me at Supreme court straight...that's leapfrogging!!
Sorry sir, I will not try it. grin
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 8:06am On Mar 03, 2018
Oga Jboixxx, it seems your patent rights to the blue font on this thread has expired. Look at the previous page.
I will start using it now too. grin
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 7:58am On Mar 03, 2018
princetom1:
That mod that banned me for a whole month, thank your lucky star that i didn't find out who u are yet o... I wanna rain curses on the mod bt will wait till i find out, the thunder that will strike the mod is waiting in the milky galaxy... I hope it's nt u, Dragnet....

Helloo my people... E don tey o
Talk true, did you criticize BBnaija at any point? cheesy

'Cos I tried to joke with the mods on the BBN thing some time ago by telling them to allow the derailers do their thing. My joke was considered as a derailing comment and they put me in jail for 1 week with no option of a fine. sad
Ordinary joke o sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Eating In The Dream – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by eleojo23: 12:05am On Mar 03, 2018
Gptech:
Correct man, you are sighted wink.
My oga, I remain loyal sir cheesy
Family › Re: Things A Typical Nigerian Parent Won't Accept From Western Culture by eleojo23: 7:54pm On Mar 02, 2018
6. You are never too old to be sent on errands.

You: "Mum I'm 18 now, don't send me on errands anyhow...In fact, I want to live alone now

Mum: Gives you a nasty look that resets your brain sharperly.

Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 7:29pm On Mar 02, 2018
jboixxx:
this thread is strangely quiet!
Start a fight na grin
We are on standby to support or oppose
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 6:16pm On Mar 02, 2018
henry007:
So it's official, Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X has the best battery life of all the phones i've ever used cool. Phantom 8 is a close second tho. grin
Testimony time...cheesy
Politics › Re: I’m Not Bothered About Second Term In Office — El-rufai by eleojo23: 6:14pm On Mar 02, 2018
So start packing your bags na
Christianity Etc › Re: Eating In The Dream – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by eleojo23: 3:56pm On Mar 02, 2018
vicardino:
I could see the "in my name" and the "at the name of Jesus" but your initial narrative was "at the mention of the name of Jesus and I was wondering where you got that from the scripture cos my Bible doesn't seem to have "MENTION" in appropriating the name of Jesus. In my name is different from at the mention of my name, isn't it? At the name of Jesus is different from at the mention of the name of Jesus. Jesus means different things in different mouths. May God give us understanding
You are just playing around with words.
I never said it as a direct quote from the Bible.
That was an inferred statement and I just showed you where I made that inference from.
Christianity Etc › Re: Eating In The Dream – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by eleojo23: 3:38pm On Mar 02, 2018
vicardino:
Nne, show me where the bolded is in your Bible
Seriously?
So in whose name do you pray?

John 14:13 - And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.

So I can ask Satan to flee in the name of Jesus, and he will do so!

"Acts 4:30 - By stretching forth thine hand to heal; and that signs and wonders may be done by the name of thy holy child Jesus."

"Mark 16:17 - And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues"
It says in my name...in whose name?

One last instance, the Seven sons of Sceva
"Acts19:13-20. But there were some itinerant Jewish exorcists who attempted to invoke the name of the Lord Jesus when dealing with those who had evil spirits. They would say, “I command you in the name of Jesus whom Paul preaches.” Seven brothers, sons of a chief priest called Sceva, were engaged in this practice..."

Why did they try to use the name of Jesus? Because they saw Paul do it.

I don't even know why you want to argue this. Of all the things I pointed out, you chose to argue on something very clear. It would have been better to keep quiet and say nothing...now I'm beginning to wonder if you really understand Scriptures.
Christianity Etc › Re: Eating In The Dream – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by eleojo23:
Funny how we like to ascribe all the powers to Satan and make it seem like God is trying to defeat Satan through us.

We make it seem like Satan is so crafty that God Almighty is trying to catch up with his tricks.

That is highly incorrect. Satan is already a defeated foe.

At the mention of the name of Jesus, Satan flees because all authority in heaven and on earth have been given to Jesus and those who believe in him.

The reason why we have to put up so much resistance against the devil is because we do not believe in the absolute power of Christ.

In our movies, you will see how a babalawo will invoke a demon into someone within seconds but the pastor will have to spend hours trying to chase the demon out and deliver the person. Haba! Is that how powerless our God is?

Where did you see Jesus struggling with demons? They even start shouting before he comes close.

That is how the Christian should be. But we simply have not grasped the fact of our identity in Christ.
Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola In Police Uniform With Dolapo Badmus. (Photo) by eleojo23: 2:37pm On Mar 02, 2018
Thank you for giving us another meme material. grin
Health › Re: My Friend's Sister's Hand Has Strange Bacteria Infection (Photos) by eleojo23:
That looks like hand fungus (Tinea Manuum)

She may have gotten it from touching the soil or a pet (dog or cat)

She will need to use antifungal medications. These medications should completely resolve the infection within a span of 6 weeks.
The medications are usually in the form of creams or lotions as well as oral medications which may be prescribed a doctor.
Let her start by getting any of these topical antifungals clotrimazole, econazole, or terbinafine cream.
She can also get Fulsin tablets.

However, she should try and see a doctor(dermatologist) if she hasn't seen any
Christianity Etc › Re: Eating In The Dream – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by eleojo23: 1:45pm On Mar 02, 2018
Nodogragra4me:
Thought lalastica runs the joint...according to snakian community
Na..Lala just came on board about 4 years ago
Christianity Etc › Re: Eating In The Dream – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by eleojo23: 1:36pm On Mar 02, 2018
Nodogragra4me:
Who his this seugun
You mean you don't know he is the owner of Nairaland? shocked
Crime › Re: Man Who Stole $56,000 From Bishop Oyedepo's Book Store Arraigned By EFCC by eleojo23: 1:31pm On Mar 02, 2018
jayson87:
A man of God that cant forgive, let go and pray to God to pardon the soul of a sinner, is that one a man of God
So he should just let him go?
That would be encouraging the man to steal more.

He should know that what he did was wrong.
They can decide to settle out of court.
Crime › Re: Man Who Stole $56,000 From Bishop Oyedepo's Book Store Arraigned By EFCC by eleojo23: 1:26pm On Mar 02, 2018
Actions have consequences
Christianity Etc › Re: Eating In The Dream – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by eleojo23: 12:53pm On Mar 02, 2018
Religious people will not like this.

I can determine what I dream about most of the time. If I go to bed hungry, I must dream about food.

If I just finished watching a movie before bed, I will dream about something similar to the storyline of the movie I just watched.

If I just finished reading a book before bed, my dream that night will be composed of pages from that book.

If I am bothered about something throughout the day, I am definitely going to dream about it.

And most times too, my fears play out before my eyes in my dream.

I have deliberately taken time to observe this.
Christianity Etc › Re: Eating In The Dream – Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by eleojo23: 12:38pm On Mar 02, 2018
I wrote this about this kind of topic some time ago in 2015..

It's a pity that many Christians still fall into the error of believing that eating in the dream is evil.
I'm sure it started somewhere . Maybe someone in the past ate in his dream and coincidentally, the following day something unpleasant happened to him making him to conclude that it must have been because of the dream. He then told a friend who also agreed that it must have been due to the dream and from there, a new belief was formed that eating in the dream is definitely bad omen.
It is unfortunate that a lot of people have subscribed to this belief. It shows that many people believe in their experiences more than the word of God. And the unfortunate thing is that their beliefs become reality because whatever you believe will surely come to pass.
That's why when people have such dreams, something bad seems to always happen because in their subconscious mind, they expect something bad to happen. They have so much believed in the superstition that their spirit permits events to happen according to their expectations. They may outwardly claim that they believe the word of God but their spirit man believes another thing and it is what their spirit believes that will come to pass.
The reverse is the case for someone whose spirit has caught the revelation of his safety in Christ and is walking in that reality. Even if he sees himself eating in the dream, he is not bothered. In fact, he would see it as a sign that the Lord is about to fill his mouth with good things and supply his needs according to his riches in glory.
And things will turn out like that for him because he believes that everything works out for his good even if it was meant for evil.
The reason why we have to put up so much resistance against the devil and many people are suffering in his hands is because he knows that many Christians don't know that they have authority in Christ.
Let's not give in to fear. That is what gives the enemy a basis to work.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 3:15pm On Mar 01, 2018
gbodimowo:
I think something is/went wrong with those courier guys I mean ALL except maybe DHL Sha as items sent around that 1st week of January from ASIA has being doing MIA and this is bad
My theory is that they were probably watching the Olympic Games.
Even TV shows were suspended for the Olympics cheesy

Anyway, I have received all my orders from January through Bpost, Singapore post and China post
Politics › Re: Reasons Why You Should Support Pres. Buhari For Not Assenting To PeaceCorps Bill by eleojo23: 2:28pm On Mar 01, 2018
The government has a point on this one.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Govt Can’t Tackle Trafficking Cartel Let Alone Boko Haram –CNN Reporter by eleojo23: 11:06am On Mar 01, 2018
itchie:
All of you commenting above are engaging in hate speech. You will be sentenced to death by hanging
If I hear..sad
Them never see anything.
They are trying to use death threat to shut people up and cover up their incompetence.

The so-called hate speeches were inspired by the nepotic behaviour of this government.
If everyone is made to feel that they belong, nobody will indulge in 'hate speeches'.

The so called hate speeches are an expression of dissatisfaction with the status quo
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 1:10pm On Feb 28, 2018
seyema:
Okay o
But what is your MIUI version?
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 12:59pm On Feb 28, 2018
seyema:
Have delete and delete and delete
Hmmm...it may be a bug or a bad application
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 12:39pm On Feb 28, 2018
seyema:
My phone response is very slow recently
Free Up some space on your ROM.

Maybe your phone memory is almost full
Politics › Re: Buhari Re-appoints Olusegun Awolowo As NEPC Boss by eleojo23: 12:17pm On Feb 28, 2018
OK. seen.
Crime › Re: "I Rob Because Many People In Government Steal & I'll Do It Again" - Suspect by eleojo23:
It would have made more sense if he was robbing Aso Rock

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