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Foreign AffairsRe: Meet The World Funniest Looking President – See Pictures by Elimon(m): 1:38pm On Feb 22, 2020
joshjc:
oga he's not from Africa
A beg tell am...not all blacks are Afros
PropertiesRe: My Hostile Neighbor by Elimon(m): 1:33pm On Feb 22, 2020
morgan100:
This one is not even a owner of the house, and it's not about asking me for money, I don't know what his problem is
I know...that gives you the more reason why u shouldn't take his nonsense again...he has no right over you...not even the house...I used the landlord story to make u understand that even if your landlord is treating you bad...you have rights and feelings
FamilyRe: Port Harcourt Is Currently Sharing Fence With Hell Fire by Elimon(m): 1:25pm On Feb 22, 2020
Even in Akwa ibom...yesterday my own room was at boiling point....even rats refuse to show up because of too much heat
PropertiesRe: My Hostile Neighbor by Elimon(m): 1:11pm On Feb 22, 2020
My man...that man is just terribly using u...I had a girlfriend his landlord was like that...always annoying and will ask u for money for everything... One day my girlfriend entered a serious argument with him that the whole street came by to watch...that was the day the man calm down small...she started being seriously hostile to him too...if he asked her for unnecessary dues my girlfriend will spark again and the man wasn't even able to talk again...they just had their space but I believe he learnt his lessons. If someone uses ur peaceful nature against u try to show him your other side...I was taught in Sociology that When non violence cannot solve human problems...Violence is surely to be rested on...if he tries another blow...blow him back before u report
RomanceRe: End Time” Pastor Tells Congregation To Kiss Random Neighbors During Service by Elimon(m): 12:31pm On Feb 22, 2020
On a second thought...why are all the neighbors looking like couples...I think this just a couples programme and nothing more.thank you
RomanceRe: Leaked Whatsapp Chat Shows How A Guy Won The Heart Of A Girl That Got People Tal by Elimon(m): 12:28pm On Feb 22, 2020
The guy above me is a genius
EducationRe: Why Albert Einstein's Brain Was Removed After His Death by Elimon(m): 12:12pm On Feb 22, 2020
I know one good person that that brain needs to be reinstalled on even if we all need to pay tax for it...and his name...Bubu....ha..ri
FamilyRe: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Elimon(m): 10:59pm On Feb 21, 2020
Amstupid:
moon nko grin grin
I no for believe moon na grin
RomanceRe: Please Help Me To Identify The Problem In Our Relationship by Elimon(m): 10:37pm On Feb 21, 2020
Firstly any girl that loves u will start getting jealous and insecure immediately she has the idea of u marrying her...the thing is...its is rare to find a girl who really loves you and does not get jealous unnecessarily. Love comes with jealousy and believe me op...if She was hanging out too much with a male counterpart.. Whether she has bad intentions or not...ud start feeling uncomfortable... Only that men do not need to show it.Just try to space yourself and make sure she is faithful too...if it still brings a prolm...she is not the one for you...don't cheat nature cos nature will Bleep u up
This advice is for myself also...I have a gf like urs too
FamilyRe: Olden Days Lies Elders Told Us -- Share Here by Elimon(m): 10:06pm On Feb 21, 2020
I remember one of my uncles telling me that we all have our stars up in the sky and showed me my star....since that day I've always observed those stars...three of them have not disappeared... But him get mind... I cannot even lie to young ones now like they used to lie to me
RomanceRe: Was She Just Being Sincere Or Just An Unlucky Cheat!!? by Elimon(m): 9:49pm On Feb 21, 2020
The question is Do u love her too?...if yes...you partly did the wrong thing...if no....if ur not comfortable let her go and find a lover
RomanceRe: See What A Girl Wrote On FB by Elimon(m): 9:42pm On Feb 21, 2020
I bet u this same girl will be So cheated on that:she would cry herself out every night,beg her husband to change everyday,get harrased and beaten up,thrown out of husband's house for another woman to come...and nothing like acid will ever appear in her hand...all this acid talks de sweet for social media only
PhonesRe: Photos Taken With The Oppo Reno 2: Compare With Others by Elimon(m): 9:36pm On Feb 21, 2020
Infinix hot8

FoodRe: Chinese Girl Eats Bugs, Says She Loves Its Crunchy Taste. (Graphic) by Elimon(m): 9:32pm On Feb 21, 2020
DaFlash:
Of all the Asian people.
The Chinese are one of the lowest being,
it's just luck, the soviets, Mao and population that helped them reached to level their level of development

The Japanese have proved this facts above to us.
Please hide ur disgust and check ur facts again...Chinese people have contributed a lot to human civilization more than u could ever imagine...wen ur ancestors were still covering leaves inside bushes they had large empire and good clothing,art and music...The Japs even borrowed Chinese writing systems,judicial and political systems and edited them...so do not say Chinese are lowest humans...the are the best and most industrious people in the world
CrimeRe: Kidnapper, Okechukwu Uche's House Burnt Down In Imo by Elimon(m): 2:29pm On Feb 21, 2020
Why would someone kidnap a victim...get the ransom and still kill the victim...its appalling
EducationRe: What’s The Most Useless Fact You Know? Pictures Attached by Elimon(m): 1:11pm On Feb 21, 2020
ABCthings:
....rejected....
Original...first introduced
RomanceRe: I Can't Even Hold It That's How Everywhere Burst With Squirt. by Elimon(m): 12:47pm On Feb 21, 2020
Stop having sex on the bed...but meanwhile...I do not believe this story
RomanceRe: What I Saw On A Colleague's Phone Today by Elimon(m): 12:35pm On Feb 21, 2020
I'm not shocked at all.I first opened my eyes wen in my ss3 back then in secondary school our female chapel prefect was watching videos in class...quite keeping her space from everyone...being her close friend I approached to join her thinking its just a normal movie but I got to see...Serious Hardcore Porn videos playing through... She was electrocuted wen she saw me...I kukuma joined her as a bad boy..but she dear form shy from that time,don't know if conscience was blaming her ass...She was later my girlfriend till I left the school
EducationRe: Rare Image Of The Famous Mystery Animal 'baby Bush' by Elimon(m): 12:17pm On Feb 21, 2020
richesbhc:
Is this not the same Animal that i was made to believe carrys mat anywhere it goes, and if you can fight him and steal the mat from him you are rich forever?
Them really take time lie for us ooo
CrimeRe: Midnight Fire Kills 3 Kids In Anambra While Mother Was In Hotel With Lover by Elimon(m): 8:58pm On Feb 20, 2020
If true ...its bad...but op how do u know she went to have sex with her lover...where u there
FamilyRe: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by Elimon(m): 8:56pm On Feb 20, 2020
Since I was born..and now I am...I HV never seen my father cook before talk less of the topic
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Help Me Out,i want to get rid of her,before it's late. by Elimon(m): 7:22pm On Feb 20, 2020
To be sincere... I was in a relationship in my ss3 but this kind of test ain't necessary at all...if someone loves u the person should care about ur own peace of mind and not all about her test of love...las las Una no go marry.once u enter university all those nonsense don't stop.What I'm saying is try to think about your peace of mind also..approach a tell her this...if she still does gra-gra...space her...if she loves you shell come back...if she doesn't... Oya let her go and focus on other people who love u
People are crushing on u in our class but u may not know bout it tho
CelebritiesRe: Baby-shaped Cake: What Do You Think? by Elimon(m): 7:10pm On Feb 20, 2020
Y'all saying this isn't inspiring... Jeez...if ur close to that cake...if it is very delicious.. I will eat it enough.. No pains
RomanceRe: What Is The Hardest Question A Lady Ever Asked You? by Elimon(m): 7:06pm On Feb 20, 2020
I was talking bout sex with my girlfriend when she asked me unexpectedly how many girls I had used doggy style with...I was like 'wtf...dunno what is doggy style'...in my mind was like 'the number plenty ooo''
RomanceRe: What Is The Hardest Question A Lady Ever Asked You? by Elimon(m): 7:02pm On Feb 20, 2020
MrCork:
lady said * my gosh, why u so big?... I waz confuse coz I thought 16inches looong waaz normal smiley
Lol... :Dmaybe its her first time with your size
RomanceRe: Why All Naija Babes Get Saggy Breasts by Elimon(m): 6:59pm On Feb 20, 2020
Breast is breast...standing or not,if u don't like it tell her to put her bra back on.But on the record..its true o!..most Nigerian girls breast don fall or get bad figure
EducationRe: What’s The Most Useless Fact You Know? Pictures Attached by Elimon(m): 6:49pm On Feb 20, 2020
Nice one...esp. On the last fact...never knew about Ahoy!...will be using it from now on..I like original things
PoliticsRe: Villagers Flee Their Homes In Delta As Fulani Invade Communities by Elimon(m): 4:54pm On Feb 18, 2020
I wonder if NYsc corpers are actually safe during all these attacks...someone cannot come and go and die inside someone's village for Nigeria ooo
RomanceRe: God Was Showing Off When He Created Me - Slay Queen With Massive Backside (photo by Elimon(m): 4:48pm On Feb 18, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
i guess "god" was drunk or high on drugs when he made her hideous face....
Lol...Nna that is too serious oo
CelebritiesRe: Barber Designs Male And Female Reproductive Organs On Two Kids Hair by Elimon(m): 4:46pm On Feb 18, 2020
Lol...good boys...names should be Dickson and Vaginia
RomanceRe: What Was She Thinking?? Photo!!! by Elimon(m): 12:47am On Feb 08, 2020
lol...I like the part of u not begging any lady for sex this year..U deserve Beer
but u could try again...this time be more convincing and romantic

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