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Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Done To Have Sex With A Lady? by Elimon(m): 4:19pm On Feb 07, 2020

delectablegyal:
this is hilarious. pvssy have put you in trouble.

lol...yahh...still passed the course tho

Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Done To Have Sex With A Lady? by Elimon(m): 3:32pm On Feb 07, 2020

Remembering my relationship times at the university... we had this staunch test to write by 1:30 pm and I had been begging my girlfriend for sex till around 1:00.She later agreed to gimme tho and till didn't cum till 1:59
On rushing to school it was already 2 and I begged the lecturer to let me write the test that I came from hospital..mainly because I was looking tired and sweaty(from sex),he let me in...
I stayed through the whole test writing nothing...I just kukuma submit leave..
I regretted and hated myself that that day ok
Experience tho

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Blasts Uk's Daily Mail For Calling Him American Singer In Their Report by Elimon(m): 5:49pm On Feb 05, 2020

NIGERIAN singer Davido Rapes a UK teenager...when the story gets negative..these foreigners will remember your fatherland.
But I'd like it tho

NYSC › Re: University Of Arkansas, USA Re-Enact NYSC Orientation Camp & Drills by Elimon(m): 5:20pm On Feb 05, 2020

Its a cool but not original, Y'all need to appreciate the real thing and stop thinking everything in the West is dope...that's why we still backwards

Health › Re: Coronavirus: Compilations Of Type Of Animals/meats Sold In Wuhan (+8graphics) by Elimon(m): 1:18pm On Feb 02, 2020

let's Nigerians that are shouting ew! and puke! remember that we eat snakes,rats,termites,snails,some places still even practice cannibalism...EAT AND LET EAT ..but lemme not lie Chinese eating live octopus is yuck! lol

Politics › Re: THROWBACK: Nothing Wrong In Asking A President To Resign - El-rufai by Elimon(m): 12:45pm On Jan 30, 2020

BlackfireX:
Walahi the FG should ban the Internet.

As for that abariba , you will have a case with DSS, EFCC soon, stupiiid sinator

I believe u have no school in your village

Politics › Re: Nigerians Call For Senate Leadership To Suspend Senator Abaribe by Elimon(m): 12:37pm On Jan 30, 2020

BuhariAdvocate:
Senator Abaribe should be seriously deal with when Senate resume their preliminary.
What audacity Abaribe have to be calling for hardworking president to resign.
Can Abaribe go to maraba in Abuja and saying this nonsense.
Abaribe is a fool there is a case of terrorist and money laundering hang on his neck how is going to defend himself?
Of course this government has achieved most of the promises he made during campaign.

I believe you have a problem tho.He has his constitutional right to ask for anything he want to ask...millions of Nigerians including me are quietly in support of him even tho the tyrant government would not step down even at gunpoint but,do not post nonsense again..u hear

Politics › Re: Difference Between Goodluck And Buhari's NYSC Allowance - Twitter User Analysis by Elimon(m): 12:17pm On Jan 30, 2020

We go manage am...how we wan do..we youths cannot fight the central government o.they will only bribe us and we will collect(I will)before a claimed saint will turn back back to get it.

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Celebrities › Re: Graduation Cake He Ordered Vs What He Got (photos) by Elimon(m): 12:19am On Jan 30, 2020

this one looks like the WOMAN HE REFUSED TO MARRIED BAKED IT HERSELF... NO HELP

Romance › Re: Lady Request This From A Guy Before She Goes On A Date With Him by Elimon(m): 12:08am On Jan 30, 2020

the Guy,his 1k likes the girl,the person who snapped the photos... are all Lazy Nigerians...they need N power

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Romance › Re: Tailor Sponsors Girlfriend In University, She Gets Pregnant For Course Mate by Elimon(m): 12:03am On Jan 30, 2020

Nicklaus619:
A girl in my school that year, I approached her and we started dating and fvcking always until the guy she is suppose to marry that was sponsoring her came visiting in the school and coincidentally met me in her apartment, I was so full of regret as she introduced me. To the guy as her class rep. Meanwhile we. Ain't even in the Same department.
Baba was so happy we exchanged number and he pleaded that I. Should always assist his girl. Always to make school stuff easy for her, baba no Sabi say I dey assist am for the other room

Nah that day I fear women , she kept a. Straight face and lie to the guys face without blinking. After that day I told her to stay far away from me. I felt pity for the guy
Las las. The babe refused to marry the guy after graduation with the excuse that the guy isn't educated
Dude almost killed himself

Romance › Re: Tailor Sponsors Girlfriend In University, She Gets Pregnant For Course Mate by Elimon(m): 11:59pm On Jan 29, 2020

Rillycool:
Hahahaha!!!
Nice sarcasm!!

Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Wins The Heart Of Passengers.see What He Did(photos) by Elimon(m): 11:50pm On Jan 29, 2020

I believe that If this same soldier shots dead an unharmed civilian at another post...the same group he is helping will just go on to talk nonsense all over the social media stating he is the worst of his Kind.. NOBODY TRUELY LOVES ANYBODY

Politics › Re: Breaking: FG To Construct Port Harcourt-maiduguri Rail Line, Two New Seaports by Elimon(m): 5:52pm On Jan 28, 2020

Ebenezar2020:
One thing I like about Amaechi and all other ministers making up Buhari's cabinet is that they don't believe in Audio implementation.
When once they profess to execute a project they'll execute it perfectly to completion.
God give them more grease to their elbows as they work together towards the development and progress of the Nation.

lemme hear!...since they've been promising Calabar Itu reconstruction from 2016...its now a terrible place to pass..if not for gov.Udom Emmanuel(PDP)

Romance › Re: I Went Through My Son’s Phone (see Screenshots) by Elimon(m): 5:12pm On Jan 27, 2020

Shelloween:
Stop invading your Son's privacy Nwokem.

If something happens to the child now u would start cursing the father for not checking him....na wa ooo....mass populi

Education › Re: 10 Worst Courses To Study In Nigeria by Elimon(m): 3:44pm On Jan 26, 2020

please op don't insult my course...Sociology shouldn't be among this list.And by the way...Abi Nigeria send all these things...na connection oooo and grace

Education › Re: Girl Strict Warning To Ladies To Stay Off Her Guy Who Just Got Admission by Elimon(m): 3:37pm On Jan 26, 2020

killer message... the guy is not happy bout this...I can feel it

Family › Re: Wife Dumps Her ‘One-Minute’ Husband For A Corper In Nasarawa by Elimon(m): 6:22pm On Jan 24, 2020

Evil world.. women love sex than hardworking sometimes... but the man would not have gone that far ni...jejely comot am for house make neighborhood no hear then marry another wife.Now the whole thing is open..who would even marry them again

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Politics › Re: Forgotten History Of Igbo Tribe And Northern Alliance by Elimon(m): 5:27pm On Jan 24, 2020

if I've not learned anything else from this post....I've picked one thing...TRIBALISM HOLD NIGERIA IN LOCK,POLITICS CONTROL EVERYTHING... Let's just leave the democracy and practice Socialism...maybe we ll work out Together or Separate.

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Politics › Re: "You Are Acting More Like Opposition Party,” Presidency Descends Heavily On CAN by Elimon(m): 3:55pm On Jan 24, 2020

dukeprince50:
No Jesus christ defended everyone irrespective of tribe, he didn't play politics, CAN should follow suite, they should defend both Muslims and Christians, we are all thesame

it is unfortunate that we do not totally and cannot act like Christ... but if someone slaps me on my cheek...I will land you back!...so will CAN by defending only Christians...its only natural for us humans..just as an Imam cannot step foot in a church.A Complex World it is.

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Romance › Re: Why Women Find An Intelligent Man Sexually Attractive by Elimon(m): 3:45pm On Jan 24, 2020

men with wealth and intelligence rock...both pair well together... but women don't care anymore tho. just have money...and they're all around you

Education › Re: Kaduna State Governor's Son In Class by Elimon(m): 3:22pm On Sep 30, 2019

what's the essence of passing this child through this gruesome media pains....El Rufai knows what he is up to

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Politics › Re: Checkout This Throwback Pic Of Gowon,azikiwe & Son Praying 4 End Of Civil War by Elimon(m): 7:38pm On Sep 26, 2019

it only help stop pitch battles....the Biafra war never ended in the heart of Igbo's because it was a just cause they fought for..

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Crime › Re: Lightning Strikes 36 Cows To Death In Ondo (photos) by Elimon(m): 4:40pm On Sep 23, 2019

NGRsenate:
Haq haq haq barricaded?

It’s like you’re new to the fulani herdsmen gist

abeg ask am ooo

Entertainment › Re: Meet Yusuf Arewa, Magician From Kano, Amazed Nigerians With His Magic by Elimon(m): 4:35pm On Sep 23, 2019

if this was done by a white man using the same juju powers....Nigerians will be smiling and remembering days of merlin...now an Hausa man has done it,Nigerians as negative as they are smell evil juju every where.... Why not watch the entertainment and move on or promote him if worth it

Phones › Re: My Conversation With Chinese People Over Hauwei,xiaomi And Apple by Elimon(m): 1:53pm On Sep 14, 2019

ORIJIN201:
Are you blaming the Chinese govt for lending the money to African govts or blaming the African govts for borrowing from the Chinese govts? Which one?
You are talking about exploitation. Chinese brands offer cheap alternative, if not, you'll be paying through your nose to get western brands and nothing will happen. In each other way, you are still being exploited. Western countries come and carry your resources away with exchange of the petty aids you are given. Oga like I told you earlier, I don't have time to argue with you. Blame your useless leaders.

you are right sir....China is making life easy for Africans unlike what the west is doing

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Sports › Re: How Real Is WWE Fights? by Elimon(m): 5:41pm On Sep 02, 2019

I believe some fights are fake while there are important and real challenges within the sport....those challenges may make real fights...others are just acting

Politics › Re: South Africans Set Nigeria Embassy Ablaze, Ask Nigerians To Leave Their Country by Elimon(m): 5:10pm On Sep 02, 2019

inasmuch as I have not heard any official confirmation of this news....it demands retaliation if true

Politics › Re: BBNAIJA: Federal Government To Ban Big Brother Naija by Elimon(m): 5:01pm On Sep 02, 2019

chiedozie198100:
if u dont see anything wrong with bbnaija's influence on the youths, then u r a very DENSE fellow.

forgive me but what's a "Dense Fellow"?

Politics › Re: BBNAIJA: Federal Government To Ban Big Brother Naija by Elimon(m): 3:14pm On Aug 30, 2019

chiedozie198100:
so bbnaija is moving nigeria forward?

so does it mean u have to be conservative and cowardice....I do not take important bbnaija,but if majority of the youth are interested in it...the it should be kept and promoted

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Politics › Re: BBNAIJA: Federal Government To Ban Big Brother Naija by Elimon(m): 6:16pm On Aug 25, 2019

he is one of the reasons Nigeria isnt moving forward...seriously,

Romance › Re: Help: Don't Know What She Wants Anymore by Elimon(m): 5:48pm On Aug 09, 2019

Its a fucking friend zone that's not healthy for u,look for someone else till she decides what she wants.

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