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raskymonojendor:
Their problem. I am suprised that people still pay for satellite/cable TV in this era of streaming content.

not everything shud b streamed...watching it frm TV is far better

Cartoon is one of d most sweetest tin ever..as long as u do ur work n den u cm n relax with some anime like samurai x,shingeki no kyoyin,ninja scroll,Scooby doo,Godzilla, ghostbursters,holla mama coco,Aladdin,thumblelina😂.
Except there's a job dats take lot of ur time,dats wen it starts to drop n ders a thinking in ur mind dat disturbs u..
No matter wat u do like,if ders smtin dat takes a lot of ur time n it kips ur mind too busy,u would not b having time for those things u love dat much...
She's a good wife,she does her responsibilities.. As a husband ,u shud b flexible in ur thinking, try to watch it with her n discuss sm of it while watching.. It mks u to b even more closer Dan ever because u have smtin in common..hope u understand..
N again,those pompous ppo forming maturity "cartoons r only for kids".. Ur mind is too rigid.not everyone love music,sports n films...so correct dat backward thinking.. Happy Sunday y'all

Way4orward:
In Enugu with indomie you don Bleep tire . Most of the students in Enugu are always hungry.

water nor dey der.I for cm😂😁😁

Stop forcing girls into ashawo,n boys into yahoo."
Smtin wen .of dem don dey do already😂😂

Floky215:
The whole Arab nations have come together to fight Israel with all their equipments and backed by USSR and at all times they were roundly beaten blue black and defeated...!!

Your request for gaza would not change anything on the ground...!!

Have you sit down to ponder why no Arab nations want to engage Israel in this ongoing war..? Even Iran who is shouting like a beat up dog is quiet and don't wear to steer the honet nest...!!

The tyre slippers wearing Houthi rebels have gotten their precision missile storage facility blown up over night mysteriously....they don't even know how it happened....!!!

So handing over weapons to hamas changes nothing...Hamas thought hezbollah would come out blazing but after what Hezbollah saw in the hands of isreal is 2006, they are acting with caution and don't want to bite more than they can chew..the rest of Lebanon is even warning them not to invite the wrath of the israel on Lebanon...!!

Hamas in their wildest imagination never though it was going to be like this...!! The focus now is on southern gaza and body count have already started...!!!

Try and be reading history...it would help you a lot...!!!

he didn't know...

When I watched the documentary, n read about it.that's when I knew Russia doesn't like Israel

Lance008:
Omo no be lies
If u hear rubbish mak them dey secretly they tell their children in the name of impacting knowledge u go cry

wat kind of knowledge, am curious to know

I can only see that this matter was only brot by d current state of livelihood... Life don hard well well.its not d 1980's or 1991's.
Even Christmas now is hard.
So let' der b collaboration, to an extent.
Go n check those guys who buys everything down to maggi n salt,its a bitter tin for dem..
All this hustle hard bfor u marry,if u marry who understands u can scale tru in d marriage.
But if as a modern lady,u just want to give birth n chill.hungry go beat u n d children... Lessen d burden,tinz too hard.
Check all those ladies forming feminist, their marriages has crashed like plane.

If its not private pool.don't have sex der...cos those with phones will capture u.der r others too in d pool dat will c u.it makes no sense..its foolishness. Sex is suppose to b private tin...it better u do it in quiet place ...Dan dis..its rubbish

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Reason I don't go anywhere near any water body be it flowing water body like river or stream
Not to talk of swimming pool
I dey mad

swimming pool water is cursed
If you know what is in there you won't dare step inside
If you have had sex several times with a woman and you know the all kind of fluids that exchange and secrets during sex you will never near swimming pool

wat secrets

Meaningful protest it seems.
But wat is our young Nigerian ladies do,most d ladies open breasts.for.prostittution n so called fashion

KingOfAllIgbos:
Negro, all these your balubalubluuublaaa don't "sell" anymore...now

Try another track.

but its been live stream by 88 ppo😂😂

Odewaleadesoye:
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7910909/smith-gay-caught-him-duane



VANGUARD

but if na Nigeria here.u go c our useless celebs or wealthy ppo using police to intimidate

Bankowner:
Two things.

If you're the type that likes awuf, then continue eating her food. But remember, awuf dey purge sometimes.

Secondly, she may be giving you food with honest intentions. She likes you, and that's her way of showing it. She's also passing the message that she's not lacking in the food department. So if you like her back, stop eating her food and be the man. She can come cook the food bought with your money.

I love dis

IkePeters:
Deep down, you already know the answer to your questions. There's no free lunch anywhere, not even in Freetown. Actions and inactions have consequences... Use your tongue to count your teeth.

wat if e nor get teeth😁

Keepamsafe:
For two weeks now, my next door neighbor who is a young single lady has been constantly bringing different meals for me after cooking.
Please note: I have never asked her for food before, as I cook at home and enjoy doing my things myself.

The second time she brought me a meal she wore a skimpy dress. I didn’t mind tho, I just told her she is a very good cook and I enjoyed the first meal. Since then, she’s been bringing different dishes to me now. Sometimes she even calls to know if im back from work that she’s cooking something.

Also note, I have never given her any money for this meals she’s been giving me.

My question now is, should I continue eating? do I have anything to be scared of? Could there be another motives behind this her kindness? Or maybe im over thinking?

Advise please.

File Photo for illustration

n u put picture of wat she didn't cook,c as d chicken leg lean🙄😂

FarSide:
Help me ask them oo.🤣🤣

I dey c such ppo saying dis as witches n wizards

The guy say he's cleared.but sm ppo still dey talk...wetin dey worry these ppo sef..una 1 force am get am😡😠

ednut1:
Alot of Nigerians think that once you have sex with am HIV positive person you will get it. But its not true. In 2006 i came across a story of a porn star who got aids. Out of 50 people he slept with or indirect contact after getting it less than 8 of them got it. I began to wonder and made research . A man having unprotected sex with a woman with hiv via vagina has a one in 2500 chance of getting it. Anal sex has more risk hence why many gays have it. That is why we have cases of husband having HIV and wife is negative.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_James

y wud sm1 have anal sex with sm1 who dey didn't do test with...dats d highest nonsense for dis life

FarSide:
"Unprotected sex with 12 girls in 4 years, I'm afraid I might have HIV"

https://www.nairaland.com/7893353/im-afraid-might-hiv

Good evening fellas...
I made this post two weeks ago, I was so terrified, was going crazy but thank God for the words of encouragement from you guys. Your kind words and encouragement made me took the bold step
After thinking about my life, I decided to do the test; if I perish I perish. It is better than all the sleepless nights and nightmares.

For over a month now my Google searches is 99% related to HIV; the modes of transmission, early signs, late symptoms, prevalence rate in Nigeria, my state, general world stats.

To worsen the whole situation, last week when I was trying to hold myself together, my latest girl called that she's been feeling feverish, vomited 3x or so, she's lost weight and all... I froze. That's all what google fed me as early signs and it's barely 2 months we had sex...

So I woke up one day and fixed today, Friday 10th November for the test come rain come shine.
This morning, I woke up, promised myself it must be today. If I have it, I have it already. It's not like the test will put the virus in my system. Just a confirmation.

After all, I've joined some HIV support groups on Facebook and saw many were requesting for a match making. These would be my family at worst, they are humans too!

So I left very early for a mission hospital kilometers away from my house. I got to the place, sneaked in after watching to ensure the coast is clear from anyone that might know me.
I asked the gateman and he directed me to where I can get a compulsory patient's card. I got to the office and met no one on duty, so I had to wait. Just as I was waiting, a primary school classmate walked in with her husband, they a planning a wedding and the church directed them for same blood test.
"Whick kind wahala be this" I asked myself, I thought no one will see me here today. No wam, we waited together until the card lady entered, we got the card and proceeded to the electronic capturing center.

The woman at the electronic center was reluctant to attend to me that it must be couple that will come for the test, ahhh cou what?? Madam I'm single and I want to do a blood test to know if I'm health for a relationship or not... People come dey laff me.
Finally, I was attended to and was directed to financial department. I went and made my payment and was redirected to the electronic capturing center, when i got back, I called on the woman "ma, I'm asked to give u this receipt" she turned, "you?? Your case is different" she said. I was like has she confirmed I'm positive by mere look? How is my case different?

At long last she directed me upstairs, to the test office. Omo, I actually thought they would collect my blood sample and ask me to come back for the test result.
I had planned to go take some alcohol before I will come for the rest but no... Korokoro, the lad pricked my hand got and test strip and it was it.... Ma ma I stammered... Like are u seriously doing this now??
Just like when Kalistus ate the poisoned fish, I began to get weak.
She began asking me questions, but I was busy watching the test strip until a line began to form at the down side, it was a single line. I was a bit happy but it wasn't over as I heard it might take up to 20 minutes.
I burst prayer oo. Just then the lady at the opposite side called to ask my age and all that. Before I could turn back I say the test lady writing Negative. Omo, I jumped out, they called be back to come take my result sheet.
I rushed out dancing skelewu as I made my way to the exit gate.
My good people I'm Negative to HIV 1$2.

na only arrogant n ignorant ppo dey do unprotected sex..wen ppo say no to it..
Sm will cm n say "na by dat 1,na God dey protect," so na God say mk u fornicate.
Science have laid down d procedure for safe sex,but una nor gree listen..as long as I dont know a lady sti n std status,its a no.
U were lucky o,u may not know

NwaNimo1:
Linguistics.........he should try rapping?

https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/d052d086-705c-482b-8961-373f3d4407b0_27.gif

plz how do I get this photo o

https://youtube.com/shorts/VPucwaMiJcU?si=C5Xql8d-5wEgSRdg

Jackson ooo

Zionmdde:
He is very stupid
Sometimes is good to just shut up

That girl is a father's love
A mother's baby girl
Someone's big sister Someone's junior sister
She was probably in love
I used to think maybe it's because the guy was rich, but looking at the guy's apartment, it looks like that of an average student

It's not a sin for girl to fall in love. In as much as she should have been more careful in getting to know what exactly the guy does for a living.

Even if we have the urge to blame the dead, let us remember that there are living souls who hold the girl dear to their hearts, who have been probably thrown into mourning

That idiot should shut up with his very dark soul

Typing this with a very broken heart

"so its a crime to fall in love "....kia dis ur word ehn..u deserve hot konk for ur brain.

PoliteActivist:
Wetin be chipper cash?

na 1 app wen u dey use send money n receive money..in dollars n naira

Agent8706:
The best advice I can give to anyone now is to learn how to make money in foreign currencies legitimately. My saving grace during Buhari regime was my learning to make money on fiverr. Now I am very independent and well doing. There are many ways to make money online legitimately and you will see a lot of them here on this forum. Enlightened yourself and save yourself from this quagmire this regime and the previous have led Nigerians into. The government and politicians care for no one but themselves, no one can help you but yourself.

what can be learnt to do dis?

PoliteActivist:
Therefore $100 (in dollar) will be $97 by year end.
While $100 (in Naira) will be $70 by year end.

mk I use chipper cash or our banks to save in dollars?

SporaD8:
You will be surprised at what length some people can go just to make their Evil deeds look less appalling: "Stealing is better than Corruption; Fraud is better than Rituals;
Cheating is better than Forgery; Paternity Fraud is better than Adultery; Bigotry is better than Tribalism!!!"
That's how you spot people who are morally bankrupt!!!

u just said it all..
Let me add one to it "all of us na ashawo"
Dey use dis word to justify prostitution

I saw a comment [color=#000000][/color]where smone said na love she love am,nobi crime.so dat means u falling in love.u go leave ur sense for ground.
She's falling in love with a fraudster.. Na d money dey make dem run follow dem..most of dem r like DAT.. D way most girls take love money these days sha..
I've always said.if u dey follow yahoo boy,e dey risky.if e nor dey use juju sef.cos 1day,d devil will say d one u dey pack nobi ur standard, upgrade na.
Den he will use his loved ones for ritual.
But will d girls listen. No..we have d most nonchalant ,arrogant n ignorant generation right now

Una dey mad ...all because una want e property.... D girl nor owe una a dime.she go enjoy dem

Danegun777:




The bitter honest truth is they barely make enough money from movie sales all thanks to pirates at alaba , when they make a bit, they rush to get assets that they can't moneytise like Lekki mansion mortgage payment , high maintenance cars

Most of them made extra income from Olosho, Homosexuality, Drug trafficking , Social media Influence, Politics



.

social media influence is good..d rest dey deadly

Ppo dat earned it honestly,won't ever spend like dis,mostly u crawl bfor u reach d top.
D rich men in d world barely spend on tinz like dis,dey can't buy yatch n co...but going 2club to get drunk like dis..no way.
All those saying na e money mk e spend as e like,but wen e finish, e go dey beg.
Ppo shud understand smtin.ur individual action has consequences, good or bad.
Eg.wen 1 does butt surgery n ppo criticize dem,sm say its their life.
N also wen 1 is smoking vape n dey say don't do it,dey will say its their life.
But wen d side effects kicks in..u hear dem running out to warn ppo,dey shudnt warn ppo na.they shud da kept it to demselves n face d consequences silently...
Arrogance n ignorance is very high in these generation

Laggafin:
I just used kerosine and wiped my bed .. mixed camphor and kerosine with salt into a solution and poured on the edges of the walls in the bedroom and sitting room. They all disappeared into thin air

u r not a kind person.. All these mixtures for bed bugs😁

They hate kerosene o.dem bite me wella..but I put kerosene n putting d bed for sun...now its very reduced.. Anyone I c for d net..I don run carry kero pour put.. Naso dem dey stretch die .n if u kill dem with ur shoe..kai dem dey sell like malaria drugs
..kai