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I like Tammy sha,cos e go grow white beards n e nogo play for England side
Him nor know say if e play for Nigeria, n.a. e self e dey do good.let him call iwobi n seek guidance

Welll sometimes we could miss judge d staring sha
But wen u c d genuine one n den u approach her,what I hate most is dat,they don't give a lively conversation
D tin dey vex me sha.

EVILFOREST:
We already Know that they are
FARM TOOLS
NEVER marry a lady who sees herself as an OBJECT of mere satisfaction to the men.
Such ladies abound everywhere.
They lack grey mater in their crevices.
LADIES to avoid when considering marriage in order of decreasing severity include:
....hoteliers
....actresses
....waitresses
....seductress.
....air hostesss
....songstresses
....beauty Queen.
....female bankers
....female marketer
....dance hall queens
....female TV Anchorss.
....female combatant offisa
....the “it doesn’t matter ladies”.
....eye catching front desk officers.
....new generation religious choristers.
People will try to put this observation down.
Why don’t you closely observe such yourself..?
Don't say you were not warned.
Most MEN who settled 4 such are yet to find peace of mind.
Okafor's law Is always constant
Better respect yourself !!!!

wetin air hostess dey do Der,n tv anchors

Iamdazzle:
That's it...

They have to pay the ultimate price eventually! No gain in the end.

d tin dey tire dem,after all wetin dem dey find,dem don c am,most of dem dey die in silence, if dey talk out,they kill dem

Iamdazzle:
Once they're done with you, that's it, they mess you up big time.

They replace the fame with obscurity, from hero to zero, from someone to noone...

I wonder what crime he committed to the inner circle for this humiliation, there are other members who have cases of pedophilia and rape filed against them but the system protects them.

Fear the elite ooo, they are the true devil messangers, they give and take back.

R Kelly sorry, it's your turn now. I wonder who is next.

If your wealth and fame doesn't come from above then sorry is your case when the jig is up.

Nothing is free...

dose who sold out,should be ready,cos ders gonna b consequences

Doctorfitz:
Illuminated

exactly bros, I told 1 guy dat if him join .den r are d ones responsible for dis,mayb e don dey f up now.

Naijaguy123:
Be careful with Obasanjo he can fuuuck no be small . I remember when he use to fuuuckbthis ibo woman despite the woman married.

are u serious

Both of dem dey kill o,I no get any wen I prefer,I dnt drink much alcohol, neither sugar drinks.if u know d amount of sugar dey put inside soft drinks ehn,I go dey c sm ppo dey drink Pepsi almost every day.too much alcohol makes u age faster Dan normal.den D side effects dey wait u for front.
All dese tinz should b consumed,ones in a while .too much of it n.a. die kwa die

ComeAndobo:
“ The attacks are perpetrated by youths who live in hostels. These hostels are in Hillbrow, Malvern, Orlando and almost all the provinces. They are homes provided by government to jobless people. Aside this, they are paid monthly.Those living in the homes are being used by some government officials to distort the country. They target foreign nationals because that is the only way to gain international attention. They launch attack any time they want money from government. By the time they get the money, the whole place will be calm."

The whole article is informative. But the above excerpt gets you thinking. Are politicians cursed? why are they the same everywhere? Why do they let their greed affect the countries they are sworn to protect?

u never know dem,dem b professional lions

Stupid bloggers...Tony,not Tamar

A simple question
Plz wer are we going with all dis

All dis tin,nai make most guys,bfor dey give a girl cash,she must go down low. D way sm girls dey demand for money ehn,without fear of Christianity. N wen u give dem smtin.U go hear word like"d money is not enough "I hate dat word.
I don c a guy dey give a girl bundle of money, she dey refuse am.Gosh,I nearly punch d guy but i look am say d matter pass so.
Give a guy wen get head n e go appreciate wetin u give am,dats y d norm is like dis.U get d money, n u will see her pant,dats if d guy nor act like mumu

ayanbaba2:
it seems we are twin!

me too, if the girl is not working like me, am out!

I can't come and kee myself!

even if she's working,she go still want ur money.U never know how most girls dey behave .
Person go get boutique, or saloon.she go tell u say she no get money,she's broke
Dating a student sha,na die.den not to talk of d one wen love money pass anything. Igbo girls
My advice to guys,any load u nogo fit carry,just jeje drop am.it applies to everything

Stevecovey:
He already spoke out against it yesterday.

He is talking to his fellow celebrities here to watch their tongue. And he's right. You should see the death threats going on under these celebrities posts on twitter.

I never eat belle full to threaten anybody o

Some wear cos it beautify the waist n legs
some are agents of marine kingdom,I have been to a program wer I saw a girl with dis been delivered,her powers was in d beads,but hers was sliver
some put d leg chain,wich is a mark of prostitution, telling sm1 am ready to knack,it's many sha but this is d ones I could remember
However, this issue cannot be overe emphasized,we go talk talk till battery run downMe too fear sha after d bead deliverance
N.a. God dey save person

Giftedprof:
There are 4 categories of girls that wear it
1, those that wear it for diabolical and spiritual protection reasons, (disbelieve this at your own peril)

2, those that year it to watch their shapes as pointed out by those that have commented above

3, those that wear it because they feel it makes them sexier and also for cultural reasons (though the culture thingy is rare these days)

4, those that wear it for no reason at all, because they see it on others,they too decided to join the bandwagon (one of my ex babes belongs to this category, I remember asking her several times why she loves them beads. She would just reply nonchalantly that she doesn't know, that she sees it on one of her friends

what's bandwagon

Wizkid,na small pikin brain dey do am,as e b celebrity,e suppose speak out against dis.is like most of our celebrities nor know how to use dier status positively.let love let,naso love lead dem to roast n slice our ppo Der
d left side of yanch cm dey speak western language "Bleep da Bleep".promote ur music.....it goes to show say n.a. himself e know.chai. c Lara croft, she dey use her status well

Lies oga,in every situation like dis,Der are not nut job wen dey use d opportunity to steal,I dey stay crisis zone bfor,I know dis tinz

PerfectMatchNG:
What happened in Lagos yesterday is an indication of what’s to come, it has nothing to do with Xenophobia or South Africans but a glimpse of what the middle class should expect from poor Nigerians who are waiting for a reason & an excuse to strike.

These people have constantly strolled into the malls year over year, too poor to shop & no hopes of a better tomorrow, sees other people with chubby looking kids rolling shop carts & loading groceries into their cars. They want these things too.

Engage poor Nigerians ones. You will see that undertone of “In this tough country, these people are living large and buying cars, they are thieves”. The middle class is the closest to Nigeria’s lower class. They will be the first target. This thing is here already. Just recently, I noticed my estate introduced armed mobile police personal to join the current one. The need to have this things is a signal that we have a failed society already. These people will not be able to save us. You’d be surprised they’d join in.

We are sitting on a nuke. Poor Nigerians are angry and they are not that angry at their government. They are angry at you because:
1. You drive a nice car
2. You travel for summer
3. You shop at Shoprite
4. Your kids, chubby.
5. You live in a fine house.

In this economy, how? If you lived through the riots of the mid 90s, you’d understand this is not new. The middle class is always at the receiving end. The people believe Nigerian can never be better, so they want those shiny things you have. At least that would give them some satisfactions.

If Nigeria ever gets a Revolution (which I pray we don’t get). It’s going to be the poor versus the seemingly rich. You don’t have to be rich to be a target. You just have to enjoy what others don’t enjoy. Scary times ahead.-
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APCHaram:
The virus can be transmitted via body sweat.

Absence of Pubic hair facilitates the spread even more.

that's y the vaccination is good.N aagain I leave my pubic hair to come up to an extent bfor ny church ,abeg n.a. God dey save person

Some people are condemning the police for saying this,so because they are bad,d society shud decay too.
they are right,their lyrics, most of dem have no meaning, oda Dan Bleep,yanch,dick ,weed,drugs.shisha

APCHaram:
Hepatitis B & C are rampant in Nigeria.

Only vaccination or and abstinence is the sure way of preventing the disease.

Even condoms are of no use in preventing infections.

condoms is still better in preventing std n sti.nogo say say itsnt....den U use skin to skin,na u know.
Those who have not been vaccinated for hepatitis,should do so,it's not up to 3k.I have done mine since two years ago

Why not just remove d word revolution n just say protest ....that word ehn.we never ready o

tstx:
Heard from a reliable source that she only eats sugar boys

what's sugar boys?

Oyerinde16:
They are a non- governmental organization. They are into creating massive social activities, such as excursions, travels n tour, sporting competition, organizing social event and activities... We will place the advert on nairaland and other social media platforms before the week runs out, we need only 250 per state. It promise to be exciting... Kindly join if you are not too busy...

I'll give it a try,am in delta state....link me up,plz gracias

rentAcock:
Yes volunteering beats staying at home all day frustrated and depressed. Volunteering gives you a purpose to wake up, take a bath and leave the house, doing so boosts your morale, ego and self esteem. Also volunteering might make you cross path with someone in a position to give you a job offer. And most importantly, volunteering looks good on your CV because potential employers see you as a dedicated person who would rather gain experience without pay than languish at home.

But besides volunteering and hopping from one job interview to another, you should try to think outside the box. Some of the apps we use today were created by teenagers just experimenting with silly ideas that became huge successes. I mean who would've thought that an app that creates 10 seconds videos that self destructs will be as wildly popular as it is today (Snapchat in the early days). Or the recent craze for tiktok the Chinese app that allows people to video themselves lip synching to songs would be the #1 most downloaded social media app in recent weeks? Look around you and create something, anything. I have a friend who's trying to create a Nigerian Gofundme type site where you can donate money for social causes, this is thinking outside the box.

When I finished school, I couldn't get a job so i started a dating/escort service named Rent-A_Cock. Needless to say it was a one man company run by me but it got traction. I advertised on social media and little by little I started getting female clients just looking for a guy to flirt with on whatsapp or over the phone. Premium packages involved me giving them massages or even posing as their boyfriends at social events. Super ultra premium services involved erotic details I cannot divulge online. But today, the company has grown to 30 employees in 5 states and and growing exponentially.

Moral of the story, I'm not saying you should become a male giggolo but staying home and doing nothing is the worst course of action for a jobless youth.

morni bros,please show me d way. If u can put me up in ur organization, I would grateful

How do one become a volunteer,

Naija4lifeYank:
Marry in Yankee. Don't even think of doing the come-home pick wife thing. Or relocate to Nigeria and stay there. IN yankee, your wife starts off as your partner. In 7 years, she is really your boss. You can't do anything without her and you will be totally in her clutches. She will increasingly be independent, call the shots, and if she is Naija and decides to go full commando on your butt, you are totally screwed.

I go screws her butt

Lies o,bloggers have started again

They didn't take it on purpose, maybe it was inside a something they consume.am sure.we don't do drugs in our Nigeria team

Devgod:
Yeah, he is an occultist, I know this cause i have had friends who are pastors who do that, but not this way, there is place they go for that, you pay and they arranged fresh virgins for you to fvck. he needs fresh pussies to replenish himself, and his wife knows that, that's why she is enabling him with the setup and all.

dude I just slammed it on d head,I thought to myself, is it possible that d wife knows about this....fresh virgins...I saw pastor k.k of synergy center here in warri,jakpa road as his guest speaker of d program e cancelled.I won't say more..... maybe e don disobey or n.a. God wanna expose am
guy i don belle full already

Devgod:
Tell them bro.. That's how 80% of naija guys get to Bleep a girl at first. If the girl didn't really want to fvck the pastor. she would have shouted, struggled, bit him, kick, slap, finger nails. You know how girls fight now. But this lady just laid there saying stop na, stop na. What every naija girl says before getting fvked as not to appear cheap. Bastards

I would not insult sha,but it's a normal tin,make d girl nogo c u as not man enough but on d other hand,its not a bad thing if a girl comes out n say a pastor did dis,so people will know.....I don't wanna say anything more.but seeing this pastor pics of d symbol e did...hmmm ehn ehn, I don't trust if he is a true man of God,he could be an illuminati member....I believe una know how they operate,in his case e could b power renewal.