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 Sports › Re: Salah Or Drogba? Which African Forward In The Premier League Would You Choose by elpochas: 12:22pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
femi4:are u serious or you just wana type,we all knw Drogba is a man for the big occasion and so is Salah,i cn list a lot of big games that Salah scored important goals for Liverpool.Pls just tell me a big game dat he did dissapear?Lt me just leave u with dis,Salah has scored against all EPL teams he has played against except Swansea. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been With Someone Who Has More Sexual Appetite Than You? by elpochas: 9:36am On Oct 30, 2021 |
DropsMic:ok i get u nw,am nt Nze, 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been With Someone Who Has More Sexual Appetite Than You? by elpochas: 9:27am On Oct 30, 2021 |
DropsMic:Nze as in how,dnt get u |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been With Someone Who Has More Sexual Appetite Than You? by elpochas: 7:30am On Oct 30, 2021 |
These made me remember lady c,Those days dat i had d stamina of a horse.we met tru 2go then,she was well older than me.Had to travel to go meet her,Babe lodged me in an hotel.We banged that nite like hell,did all types of sex we cud do.Told my guy abt her,the mumu guy stole her number frm my phone and also went to see her,She almost killed him dat nite,he basically told me he had to beg her dat nite.My guy came back with red eyes,it took him a wk to recover. 26 Likes 2 Shares |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Preston Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup (0 - 2) On 27th October 2021 by elpochas: 9:00pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
thoollz:kounate is from France and Matip is retired frm International duty.Dont be quick to type next time. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports › Re: CAFCC Play-Off: Enyimba, Rivers United Know Opponents by elpochas: 7:41am On Oct 27, 2021 |
The two NPFL Clubs have japa.Straight home win for the North African sides,those teams have our Number and our League is not up to Standard. |
| Celebrities › Re: Maria: Cubana Chief Priest Reacts To Paul Okoye Releasing His Phone Numbers by elpochas: 1:31pm On Oct 26, 2021 |
Make i rush save the Number. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Trashed And Humiliated At Home To Liverpool by elpochas: 7:44pm On Oct 24, 2021 |
Sorry mr Penaldo,Liverpool dont do tap in,cross and nod and dnt give away silly penalties.You can try anoda club. 11 Likes |
| Sports › Re: During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by elpochas: 10:10pm On Oct 19, 2021 |
The one and only last true Poacher,The last of a dying breed,The last real pure no 9.The most complete no 9 the world has ever seen.Ronaldo de lima.Respect man. 7 Likes |
| Career › Re: Drop That Harsh Thing In Your Mind, You Wish You Can Email To A Boss Or Client B by elpochas: 5:35pm On Oct 18, 2021*. Modified: 7:22pm On Oct 18, 2021 |
Sir you are a very bad and wicked man,you had the guts to be eating the small increment on our salary and lieing to us that the contract has yet to be renewed. 4 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Jurgen Klopp Insists Mohammed Salah Is Better Than Ronaldo & Messi by elpochas: 2:32pm On Oct 17, 2021 |
unmask:you dare compare the quality of opposition of the EPL to the German league,A league that only cares about attacking.You can still check ur Uefa site to check which League has the highest rating. |
| Celebrities › Re: Kpokpogri & Janemena: Daddy Freeze Reacts Viral Audio, Says Divorce Is An Option by elpochas: 6:04am On Oct 17, 2021 |
I dnt pity the Husband a single bit,You told your Family to escort you to go pay the bride price of lady that shakes her Ass to the public,what do you expect in return?He who lay with a tick infested Dog shud expect his body to be infested with ticks.They may be in an open marriage,but the fact remains that both the Tonto,kpokpori abi na wetin be im name again,Janemena and her Simp husband no get Sense. 8 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Jurgen Klopp Insists Mohammed Salah Is Better Than Ronaldo & Messi by elpochas: 5:50am On Oct 17, 2021 |
Based on current form Salah is the best player in the World right now.He has been freaking consitent since he came to Liverpool.He scores against both the big and small teams. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: How Old Do You Have To Be Before You Know What Is Going On? (pics) by elpochas: 5:52am On Oct 13, 2021 |
Mine was when i was 3yrs old,when mum usually takes and bring me back from school.Bt my stand out Memory that i still have till today was when my younger brother stood for the first time,i was 4yrs old then in the early 90s. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Mammy-water(18+) by elpochas: 8:24am On Oct 10, 2021 |
Pls i dont want a Nollywood ending to these story,tell them the truth,so that they will know the dangers of casual sex.Most people are suffering today because of casual sex.Derek must reap what he sowed,so that ur readers will knw the dangers in that type of lifestlye. My Neigbour is Mentally unstable till today after Sleeping with an unknown lady.A fine young guy,that was during well,he changes lady then like cloth.Nice update Mr Silver,but ur readers especially the young ones need to knw how bad casual sex is. |
| Politics › Re: Lawmakers Doze Off As Buhari Presents 2022 Budget To NASS (video) by elpochas: 5:47pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
You only listen to what you can understand. |
| Politics › Re: Malami, Others Sacrifice Presidential Ambitions For Buhari's 3rd Term Agenda by elpochas: 5:45pm On Oct 07, 2021 |
Even the devil knows that its a big lie and totally impossible. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Cynthia Nwala, Etche Legislative Assembly Leader Beaten & Stripped Unclad by elpochas: 6:05pm On Oct 05, 2021 |
newoffer:lol,upon say she no park am or push am up like our Anty them.Money good sha. |
| Politics › Re: Cynthia Nwala, Etche Legislative Assembly Leader Beaten & Stripped Unclad by elpochas: 4:10pm On Oct 05, 2021 |
But dat lady try o,her boobs fresh pass so many young gals own. 75 Likes 9 Shares |
| Sports › Re: That's Not What Leo Does: Ferdinand Shocked That Messi Laid Down Behind The Wall by elpochas: 6:54am On Sep 30, 2021 |
Davidonkonsults:Dinho made it popular in the modern day era,that ground under the wall freekick has always been there,bt am talking of the man dat took it up and made it his trade mark.Its just like Isaac Newton in science with his thoeries and Albert Einstien throwing more light on it in the modern day era.hope you understand me now. |
| Sports › Re: That's Not What Leo Does: Ferdinand Shocked That Messi Laid Down Behind The Wall by elpochas: 5:23am On Sep 30, 2021 |
3KINGZ18:seems you just started watching football during Messi and Ronaldo Era,Ronaldinho was the one that invented and perfected that free kick.Go and watch Baca vs Werder bremen 2007 UCL Group match,that was Dinho played it.No pun intended at you,bt we learn everyday. 21 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Segun Arinze Celebrates His 56th Birthday Today (Photos) by elpochas: 8:19am On Sep 25, 2021 |
I am Black Arrow. |
| Romance › Re: Rest Well Legend. by elpochas: 6:56am On Sep 23, 2021 |
Those gals are marlians. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Army Helicopter Dropped Bandits Who Killed 10 People In Katsina — Residents by elpochas: 8:08pm On Sep 22, 2021 |
I just wonder how the North thinks that the South will fold their hands and allow them to rule again. 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Career › Re: First Bank To Providus Bank Or Globus Bank by elpochas: 9:01am On Sep 22, 2021 |
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| Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Caught Cutting A Niger Delta University Student's Neck (full Story) by elpochas: 6:27am On Sep 22, 2021 |
So many youths have finally lost their Conciense.It reminds me of the Novel,when conciense goes to sleep.Me that could not even watch how my Dog was killed last week after it bite my Niece.Cant just imagine myself hurting a fellow human,cud nt read Medcine cos of i cnt stand the sight of blood. |
| Sports › Re: Balotelli Celebrates Goal By Taunting Besiktas Manager Who Said He Has No Brain by elpochas: 6:01am On Sep 22, 2021 |
Werey in Disguise. |
| Literature › Re: Iyawo Mammy-water(18+) by elpochas: 8:21am On Sep 20, 2021 |
The Devil must have his kill.If only Derek had nt slept with Nerissa it wud have easy to break up the bond they have.Its high time people knw hw power full sex is.Sex is the devils way of worship. |
| Politics › Re: DSS Reacts To Igboho's N20B Claim by elpochas: 6:01pm On Sep 17, 2021 |
I laugh in Buhari language,who wan pay who?9ja na purely cruise. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Pridiction On Femi-fani Kayode Comes True (pic) by elpochas: 8:29pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
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| Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode Joins APC, meets President Buhari by elpochas: 4:54pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
I now understand the full meaning of the saying,it is only an ill fat man that drinks water and it catches him between the teeth.I jst pity those people that look up to these man as their mentor.I weep for Nigeria politics,the Politics of serving two masters at once. |
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