Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,314 members, 7,815,575 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 02:42 PM

Eluala's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Eluala's Profile / Eluala's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 14 pages)

Family / Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by Eluala(m): 5:01pm On Dec 10, 2023
Your uncle has properly determined that what you need is not a loan, but food, and that's exactly what he gave you, and even gave you raw fish to take home so your wife can cook and feed you and your children. Entitlement and uncouthness is written all over your post. I can imagine the horror your uncle mats have been dealing with just trying to manage your unrealistic expectations of him.

My advice to you is to go find a job, do it and save up with ajo, then use that as a means of raising the capital you need for whatever you want to do. Your uncle

6 Likes

Crime / Re: Man And Lover Killed Themselves During Fight And Not Ritual Killing (photos) by Eluala(m): 3:53pm On Aug 24, 2023
If the guy did not act quickly she would be alive now claiming she acted in self defense and is traumatized, and not surprisingly there will be enough nitwits to buy her bollocks. Then online campaigners for clemency will crate an industry out of the young man's demise.

7 Likes

Crime / Re: U.S. Declares Oluwasheun Akorede Wanted For Heroin Trafficking by Eluala(m): 4:21pm On Jun 21, 2023
November1857:
U.S. Declares Nigerian American Oluwasheun Akorede Wanted For Heroin Trafficking


Akorede is wanted for heroin trafficking, according to information on the DEA website.

If he plays his game well and joins the Alliance of Past Criminals party, he may become a president one day. Nothing spoil.



https://saharareporters.com/2023/06/21/us-declares-nigerian-american-oluwasheun-akorede-wanted-heroin-trafficking
Events / Re: Mallinson Ukatu :100 Achievers Celebrates Billionaire Industrialist @59 by Eluala(m): 3:32pm On May 09, 2023
They use the vainglorious adulation as part of image laundering, same way a certain drug lord, election mandate thief is hunting for congratulatory messages like ant go for sugar. They corrupt every state institution to do their bidding with evil use of filthy lucre. Eagle o, EYE NECK o, Olopka o, Sickle Sell Services oh, and of recent even the Lords temporal are not spared, hence the popular rhetoric: Go to court.

KingSatan:
Mallinson Ukatu, I celebrate your birthday. But I must remind you that you are a product of an extremely corrupt country and your dealings in Tramadol import, storage and distribution is in the public domain.

How you got yourself out of the EFCC net is still a mystery to many Nigerians but still not a surprise. Because it is widely known that once you "grease palms, the eagle will look away".


I have said so much already my good friend. If possible, restrain yourself from vainglorious publications and live a quiet life.

1 Like 1 Share

Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Zainab Marwa, Daughter Of NDLEA Boss Into Inauguration Committee by Eluala(m): 4:25pm On Apr 22, 2023
Most of the idiots making noise have not even taken time to read the caption and to realize that it was an article published by Sahara Reporters and the author is one Bolaji O. Akinyemi.

Did you even read about one Igbo person complaining about Tinubu's appointment? Haba mana!

Who has bewitched this generation of unlettered and mentally challenged children ejoor?

3 Likes

Family / Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by Eluala(m): 2:47pm On Apr 22, 2023
Anyone who is quick to think of killing an innocent dog like this fit get mind shaa to do other really bad things...

2 Likes

Crime / Re: Hushpuppi’s Associate, Woodberry, Pleads Guilty, Forfeits $8m, Assets by Eluala(m): 11:03am On Apr 13, 2023
In 20 years this one will come and tell us it was his account that was guilty, not him and that forfeiture was civil matter, not criminal. Ndi oshi azuru azu.
Politics / Re: Supporters Of A Northern Muslim As Senate President Don't Love Nigeria - Jibrin by Eluala(m): 12:36pm On Apr 06, 2023
In my very careful observation of these issues in this country, only one outcome is what I foreseen - in the far future, the younger generation will get tired of all these talk of religion and begin to distrust religion more and more and eventually stop giving it relevance.
Crime / Re: How I Was Disvirgined By My Late Step Mom At Age 11... My True Life Story by Eluala(m): 12:39pm On Mar 29, 2023
Isn't it ironic that all these evil was committed while being a active member of a church? We just have religious but godless people in Nigeria. Like running church and babalawo concurrently?

15 Likes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Gary Linekar: Match Of The Day Boycotted By Pundits, Commentators, by Eluala(m): 3:16pm On Mar 11, 2023
Isn't it ironic that such punitive migration laws are gaining ground under the rule of a PM who is largely an immigrant himself.

53 Likes 3 Shares

Politics / Re: 2023: South-East Can’t Throw Away 24-Year Investment In PDP – Chidoka (Video) by Eluala(m): 10:24am On Jan 23, 2023
Investment that have yielded zero dividends, what use is it? Anumpam! This investment is now a toxic asset. We gave PDP everything, yet coconut heads like you could not organize to negotiate with a strong voice for a presidential candidate ticket and here you are talking like a drunk man. ewu kambia

2 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: Anambra Sextuplets: Residents Carpet Obi, Ekwunife, Uba, Others For Abandoning C by Eluala(m): 9:56am On Jan 16, 2023
Why do Nigerians feel they are entitled to acts of 'help' or charity from others they think are richer? Our entitlement should come only from the government, Local, State especially, to whom we pay our taxes. If we paid heath insurance, we demand claims when issues like this arise or government should pay. That's why we are citizens and we pay taxes.

It's high time Nigerians began demanding real service from our governments at all levels, not just to be shouting Buhari up and down and be bullying rich people. They don't owe nothing to anyone.
Politics / Re: 27,300 APC Members Defect To PDP In Katsina by Eluala(m): 3:49pm On Jan 11, 2023
The average voter in a certain part of the country sees Nigeria from two fundamental scopes: ethnicity and religion. Political parties are only a vehicle for actualizing the objective of retaining power and it does not matter which one it is, their interest is constantly founded on the 2 pillars already mentioned. With Buhari as the target, they voted him massively in 2003, 2007, 2011, 2015 and 2019, despite his contesting on the platform of APP, ANPP, CPC and APC on those occasions. Now there is no Buhari on the ballot anywhere, but there is Kwankwaso and Atiku. They will make an informed decision who amongst those two stands the greatest chance of winning, to retain their relevance and political dominance. Use your tongue to count your teeth.

May I remind you that in 2015, once they determined that power must come to the North, even members occupying big positions in PDP, who did not defect openly, were secretly working for APC and Buhari's emergence. In the end they keep party affiliation where it belongs and follow their ethnic and religious interest first. Then they talk about one North, just to confuse the Northern indigenous people, who are mostly Christians and live in the Middle Belt. But once they take power, they relegate them to the background. It is those of in the South wey no dey use sense for these matters in this country. In a month time, common sense shall be needed to make any sense in this polity, while voting.

1 Like 1 Share

Celebrities / Re: May Edochie Shares New Family Photo With A Cryptic Message by Eluala(m): 12:01am On Jan 10, 2023
Mryacks:
She kinda milking the whole ish too...enough abeg

My sentiments too. I think she is inadvertently playing her kids into an arena that could leave them unnecessarily psychologically damaged. She keeps posting family pictures without their father, it send a distorted message to the kids, especially the boys. Women tend to play this victim card and inadvertently or deliberately manipulate their children into taking sides and they end up growing to see their father as a villain and develop hatred for him. They too live with so much hurt, which should not be the case. If you have an issue with your husband, as much as possible deal with it and protect your kids from the drama, not manipulating them into allies and father haters.

3 Likes

Crime / Re: Gunmen Who Raped And Molested An Army Personnel Have Been Arrested by Eluala(m): 7:23pm On Dec 29, 2022
I hope there will be no waste of time taking these beast through any form of trial? I hope they wil be fed immediately to the lions in Ibadan zoo?

I don't wabt to hear that they are being held in a Police cell or prison and then nect thing will be jail break?

I hope our Authorities will not bungle this matter?
Family / Re: May I Not Marry A Woman Like My Mum by Eluala(m): 10:54am On Dec 28, 2022
daboy18:



Hmmm beating my mum never i cannot try that , not even in my dream sorry this your advice is not good

Unfortunately your dad's apparent inability to be the man of the house has affected you too in a negative way. A sheep can't raise a lion. Your chance at survival is that you have to get more adventurous, wipe out what you learned from your father, go out there and seek education on how to be a man. Teach and groom yourself to be what your father could not be.

Your mother did not just beat your father because he is weak from diabetes, she has already beat him and been beating him psychologically for a very long time. Trust me there is a reason other animals are still afraid of an old, sick and even wounded lion. It's a mind thing and if a man fails to be the man in the manner God has assigned the duty to him as the king lion, the head of the pride, then hyenas like your mother will fill the role.

At 20 I could imagine myself and the things I could do, the decisions I could take. At 17 I was already bold and big enough mentally to live a lone in a different town from my parents, yet I was in SS3. At 17 there were tough decisions I took despite all efforts by my father to impose his choice on me. He eventually had no choice but to respect my emergence a a man of my own. At 20 I was already way into my undergrad studies, the question of my parents disrespecting me was not even contemplated. You are 20 and from the way you wrote, you seem helpless. You need to start being a man by standing up to your mother in a way that she could understand that you are not afraid of losing anything she thinks she could offer or withhold from you. You father did not do it, that's why your mother has the guts to beat him up and dare him to do his worst, which is perhaps cry like you did. If you want it be respected, you have to earn it and trust me it is not served a la carte. When you are ready to be the man, then you will realize that you run decisions with your head, more that your heart and if you need to physically teach your mother a few lessons, the man in you will do it. For now, I can only hear a boy speaking like a child. '''My mother my mother''.

What you wrote above tells me you are still a 20 year old child. Grow up, else your condition will be worse than your father's.

4 Likes

Crime / Re: Video Of Gunmen Attack On INEC Facility In Owerri Before They Were Killed by Eluala(m): 12:00am On Dec 16, 2022
KingLennon:
Nigeria is like a time-bomb it may explode anyday...

Nothing will happen to Nigeria, so Nigeria will explode because of a bunch of misguided and inconsequential idiots? Serious men fought a war for 3 years and Nigeria still prevailed, MEND and Niger Delta militants, Boko Haram and ISWAP all have not exploaded Nigeria and it is these bunch of common street criminals? People that normally be the hood rats, armed robbers, renegades, touts and cultists who think the noise about Biafra is now a cover of legitimacy for their nefarious activities. They shall all be crushed like bugs they are.

For your information, this has nothing to do with aspiration of Igbo people. Igbo people are well placed in Nigeria and are perhaps the biggest contributors to Nigeria's unity and also a big beneficiary of a united Nigeria. So don't let activities of a very few jobless criminals confuse you. Igbo people just like every other group in Nigeria are only asking to be treated fairly, justly and equitably, nothing more, and these rascals don't speak for Igbo people. They are seeking for relevance to continue crime unchecked, that's why they are attacking Police formations and government set ups.

1 Like

Romance / Re: This Girl Is Bugging My Life. What Should I Do? by Eluala(m): 10:59am On Dec 13, 2022
Thebest12:
There is a girl I asked to be my girlfriend. She said no to me. But she keeps disturbing me. Chatting me up everyday. I have tried to snub her several times but she keeps sending messages.

Pls what does she want and how do I get this girl out of my life . I want to block her, if I do so am I not overreacting?

No, invite her to Eko hotel, host a big event to honour her and roll out the golden carpet. Good luck with your (mis) adventure.

1 Like

Crime / Re: Armed Men Killed During Attack On INEC Facility In Owerri (Pics,Video) by Eluala(m): 12:15pm On Dec 12, 2022
Good job. Kudos to our security forces.
Nairaland / General / Re: What's That Argument You Can Never Involve Yourself In? by Eluala(m): 10:22pm On Dec 08, 2022
Arguing with a BATSHITTY supporter.

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Obi, Datti Will Be Punished For Hate Speech If Tinubu Wins - Femi Fani-Kayode by Eluala(m): 10:20pm On Dec 08, 2022
He is high on a particular white substance, supplied by his boss Don Pablo ESCOBAT.

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Mercy Johnson Blasted On Instagram For Endorsing APC by Eluala(m): 10:23am On Dec 08, 2022
This is not fair now. She has not committed any crime by choosing to support a party of her choice. Do we even understand what democracy means?

17 Likes 4 Shares

Politics / Re: Breaking!!! 2023: New Nextier Polls Of Rural Voters Gives Obi 40.37 Lead. by Eluala(m): 9:24am On Nov 21, 2022
Why is this not on front page?
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Hanks Anuku Sighted By The Road Side In A Pitiable State by Eluala(m): 10:56pm On Nov 14, 2022
Say no to drugs. This is why we should not let a druggie become the CinC. He will be giving orders to the Army under the influence of white powder, na finish we go finish be that oh.
Health / Re: My Dick Use To Disgrace Me by Eluala(m): 11:47am On Nov 14, 2022
KeyEndurance:
Hello Everyone Please I Need Your Help. Whenever Am Alone My Dick will Stand Gallant like A Soldier but When Am With A girl To Have sex the Thing Will Start Sleeping. Please Is There Any Medicine That Can Solve This problem?

Anxiety. You need to just breath in deeply, take it nice and slow. Just relax.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Governor Makinde Runs Half Marathon With Daughter In US (Photos) by Eluala(m): 10:28am On Nov 14, 2022
OVB123:
This is where Oyo state loots are spent. Hmmm! Nigeria politicians are thesame.

Please stop spreading fake news. DO you about MAKON ENGINEERING? Seyi would probably lose money by serving in government, if you knew the level his firm operates at in the oil and gas industry.
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants Me Back by Eluala(m): 12:39am On Nov 14, 2022
Are you going back to your vomit? Well it depends on the circumstance surrounding your initial break up. No need for sentiments in making life defining decisions like this one.

Look before you leap.
Investment / Re: Crypto Is Not Just For Me, Massive Loss (millions Gone Under 2 Days by Eluala(m): 1:41pm On Nov 11, 2022
Naira will appreciate in December. Returning folks from overseas will come in with lots of the Greenback and will need to spend Naira. I expect CBN to also tighten monetary policy on long term savings in domicilliary accounts, making it unprofitable to save Dollars long term in Dom accounts. This will make the streets awash with USD. Naira will gain more.

In addition to these, the Forecados terminal thst just resumed crude oil exports will increase oil output by about 300K bbl per day, the Brent price has began to rise above 90$/ bbl again, so in a nutshell the CBN will witness increase Forex receipts and you know the result, Naira will gain. So think again before you bet against the Naira.

5 Likes

Politics / Re: Abia Govt Bans Unauthorised Use Of Public Schools, Stadia For Campaign Rallies by Eluala(m): 3:13pm On Nov 08, 2022
Lol. Because they are losing and they know it. ALEX OTI is coming, PETER OBI is coming!
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: I Was Able To Move 439 Million People Out Of Poverty by Eluala(m): 2:36pm On Oct 19, 2022
Children of perdition, the man was talking about data from another country perhaps India or China and all you could do was to cut the video to enable you peddle your gibberish. Suffer never tire una true true.

4 Likes

Politics / Re: Moment APC Women Leader Jumoke Okoya-thomas Turns Arise TV Interview To Comedy by Eluala(m): 4:27pm On Oct 06, 2022
Olodo repete!
Politics / Re: NDLEA Releases Name And Picture Of Tramadol Dealer by Eluala(m): 1:47pm On Oct 03, 2022
PlayerMeji:
Yet, they claim to be developers..

If I have a criminal mindset like these lots, I will buy myself a kilo of Cocaine, travel down to the East and sell.

Then build myself a mansion in one of those plum locations in Nnewi.

Truth is, where are the people to buy the drugs from me in the East, they all have traveled to the SouthWest, Lagos in particular, to hustle!


Stop being silly. I am angry at people who do terrible things just for money irrespective of their tribe because their victims are not selected by tribe. We are all victims to such terrible people so rest with the tribal slur.

2 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 14 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 62
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.