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Phones / Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Caught Your Friend Doing With Your Phone? by Elviswifey1(f): 9:14pm On Sep 19, 2019
We did ashebi for a close friend,I left my phone to go n bath,I forgot something n came out only for me to see one of the ashebi with my phone.she has opened it and was copying hubby phone number,almost done b4 I took d phone from her.i was mad like never b4.how she coded my pin was still a shock.[color=#990000][/color]

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Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 9:50pm On Aug 07, 2019
Pls dont be sick oo.get well soon.
Travel / Re: Authenticity Of Documents At Ministry Of Foreign Affairs, Abuja by Elviswifey1(f): 8:57pm On Jul 15, 2019
Pls can someone at Abuja help someone do it.

What are the requirements for someone to help do it for me if am not based at Abuja .

Its remaining ministry of affairs.can my friend at abuja do it for me?
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, Zlatan, Charles Inojie, Chinedu Ikedieze Endorse ATTENTION MAGAZINE by Elviswifey1(f): 5:38pm On Jun 14, 2019
I dont think u will ever meet me bcs am busy in Iraq preparing bomb I will use to unseat Buhari n many other corrupt officials that has brought us backwards and also making plans on how to create jobs for my youth so that they wont spend there lives online arguing instead of producing.

If u wish to meet me u must tell me what u can produce or u hv ever produced.
Waiting for the gift though.��




kenzosky:

Thank you, you are a darling, hope to meet you one day, i live in Paris, i will buy you a gift for been so forgiving.
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, Zlatan, Charles Inojie, Chinedu Ikedieze Endorse ATTENTION MAGAZINE by Elviswifey1(f): 11:38am On Jun 13, 2019
U too.sorry about everything. I apologize .have a nice day too.
This is how u shldhv sounded initially not argue wit woman


quote author=kenzosky post=79273799]
Thank you for sending me sense, i received it with all my heart, have a nice day madam. [/quote]
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, Zlatan, Charles Inojie, Chinedu Ikedieze Endorse ATTENTION MAGAZINE by Elviswifey1(f): 8:35pm On Jun 12, 2019
If I say u dont have sense u will be vexing.pls recieve sense



quote author=kenzosky post=79241514]
I think you are in love with me. [/quote]
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, Zlatan, Charles Inojie, Chinedu Ikedieze Endorse ATTENTION MAGAZINE by Elviswifey1(f): 8:49pm On Jun 11, 2019
That was not a joke that shld be laughed about.it was an insult.u dont expect me to laugh over such words when we neva started wit a joke but u mr perfect trying to prove right in all things as perfectionist.judging other peoples mistakes,choice n joy.why are u not laughing as other men will do or ignore me but ur here replying to every word expecting apologies but fail to acknowledge ur own that u started it first.why going far, why not stick to explaining to me so I can understand ur point better but u jumped it to an insult n u expect me to let u be.just go n sleep


quote author=kenzosky post=79230049]
My mentioning Elvis was supposed to be a literary joke that lots of women would have laughed to, but you like been bitter about everything. If someone have to apologise, it should be you
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Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, Zlatan, Charles Inojie, Chinedu Ikedieze Endorse ATTENTION MAGAZINE by Elviswifey1(f): 3:04pm On Jun 11, 2019
U dont have sense that's why I keep quoting u.u hv d mind to mention my Elvis name on this means ur out for shit n trust me I wont let u be until u rephrase that statement or apologize.i wonder which bred u come from.




quote author=kenzosky post=79229255]
Since the beginning of our quotes i have never insulted you, but you have decided to be very insultive, for the fact that you are a nairalander, i expected you to be at least reasonable, now i can see that you are a couch potato Ho, a renegade, a fool and a dirty person, pls don't bother quoting me, because i already spit on your head. [/quote]
Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 10:24am On Jun 11, 2019
Ok is only this story that brings me to nairaland these days.more grace


quote author=TheBlessedMAN post=79199463]Busy-ness.... But will soon get over with it. Update will surely arrive[/quote]
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, Zlatan, Charles Inojie, Chinedu Ikedieze Endorse ATTENTION MAGAZINE by Elviswifey1(f): 10:19am On Jun 11, 2019
Hahaha eziokwu. I see u hv no sense atall.what really happened to ur brain?even ur understanding is zero.i feel for who this one will marry.ur changing d youth but can not produce matches but u want someone to stop her life for u to make a senseless point.envy is evil stop it n mind ur biz

quote author=kenzosky post=79210260]
Since you have decided to be at the other side of morality, what else can i say to you than to wish you good luck in life. But i sorry for Mr Elvis, because i know say that man dey suffer for your hand. [/quote]
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, Zlatan, Charles Inojie, Chinedu Ikedieze Endorse ATTENTION MAGAZINE by Elviswifey1(f): 8:42pm On Jun 10, 2019
U lie my friend.regina is not a minor neither is it ur concern wit her life.Ned is successful so allow d man to be happy.ur not in a position or sole right as u said to advice d youths on morals.focus on ur problems or perhaps why not use d energy n create jobs for d youths. Na only moral dem go chop?.mind ur business. Wish good for good to come to u.onye standing up for country.what have u done for ur country or change d present poverty caused by bad politics.what impact hv u made?.na where regina dey u suddenly realized standing up.ndi mmadu.
quote author=kenzosky post=79024637]
It's not ENVY, it's called standing up for your country and everything that is wrong with it. Ned nwoko lost all his moral qualities the day he spat on the face of all Nigerians and married an underage girl who was already a role model to more than four million young youths.now, what do you think about all her young followers? Alot of them are going to follow suit thinking she did the right thing, but before it gets to that extend, its the sole responsibility of every good Nigerian to let our younger generation knows that what Ned nwoko did was totally wrong and in a sain society Ned Nwoko will be in jail by now. [/quote]
Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 2:23pm On Jun 10, 2019
Qhat is holding d update nah
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, Zlatan, Charles Inojie, Chinedu Ikedieze Endorse ATTENTION MAGAZINE by Elviswifey1(f): 9:04pm On Jun 04, 2019
kenzosky:
First of all, they should stop adding " HONORABLE" to Ned nwoko names, there is absolutely nothing honorable about the PEDO...TOAD, that's is the number one reason he's acting all CLINGY. Secondly, though i have notting against churchhill, I'm 99 percents sure Ned nwoko made this happened, because the TOAD hates the likes of TONTON DIKE. Thirdly, SHAME to all the COUCH POTATO celebrities present. They are notting but two biro pushing HYPOCRITICAL ANIMALS. sorry i just insulted animals. NED NWOKO THINKS HE CAN MANIPULATE THE WHOLE OF NIGERIA WITH HIS MONEY? He's damn WRONG. His down- fall is two fingers away.
I smell envy.easy oooo
Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 8:46pm On Jun 04, 2019
efeteb:
TBM please can you put COUNTLESS on Okada books so that those of us that like to keep a copy to read when we feel like can get it. make the price affordable so you can make more sale and make something for yourself.

I believe it will sell

As we continue reading TDA from here
Exactly he deserve it

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Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 1:07pm On May 29, 2019
Chai this is wow.happy birthday Mr thunder
Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 2:41pm On May 25, 2019
Wow
Health / Re: How Do I Cure This Pile, Please Help? by Elviswifey1(f): 12:50pm On Apr 27, 2019
Surgery is the best treatment. No medicine cures pile accept when it's at minor.urs has stayed upto five years .go to federal hospitals they have best surgeon. Highest u pay 40k or less for it.stop wasting ur money on drugs.thats how my younger sis cured her own through surgery.today she is mindful of what she eats to avoid constipation.
Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 10:13am On Apr 24, 2019
Nice one
Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 2:34pm On Apr 23, 2019
Wow is not good ooo.nobody told me we have part two.let me welcome myself.diaris God.Darous I just dey look u
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Early Nollywood Heartthrobs by Elviswifey1(f): 10:13pm On Mar 22, 2019
Chai I missed Nigerian movies.after these guys I cant remember watching 9ja films starting from 2010.they act rubbish so I stopped watching
Celebrities / Re: Davido Repents As His Flight Experiences 14-hour Turbulence by Elviswifey1(f): 8:25pm On Mar 16, 2019
All these flight topics this days is making me not to enter plane again oo.chai wetin I go come dey enter travel naw.davido see wetin u cause nah.
Politics / Re: Chike Ukaegbu Visits Center For Children With Special Needs (Photos) by Elviswifey1(f): 9:23pm On Feb 08, 2019
Common sense Nigerians dont have.i cry for my dear nation and some comments here.those supporting Atiku dont dare come back later n say ur suffering in his regime. Why not vote for this young man for a change.atiku is a Muslim just like Buhari but some Christians will vote for them whereas see this young blood that can lead us far we despised. Now I know good things purges Nigerians.tufiakwa

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Politics / Re: Vp Helicopter Crash:lere Olayinka's Posts That Got People Talking.. by Elviswifey1(f): 8:55pm On Feb 02, 2019
U said my mind.so ashamed





quote author=devigblegble post=75359668]I just realize that only few sane people still live in these country smh ... with your level of education all I see is Atiku , PMB... isn’t it a shame I taught Nigeria could do better [/quote]
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Who Just Returned From Europe After 15 Years Dies In Motor Accident (Photos) by Elviswifey1(f): 12:31pm On Feb 02, 2019
How can this yeye country move forward when common sense some dont have n they claimed educated.any bad thing in this nation we attribute it to wicked uncle,wicked friends n wizards etc.whereas we fail to acknowledge our right as a citizen.the problem is from faulty nation whose transportation legacy has failed beyond repair but nobody seems to notice hence we die like fowl in our own country.election is fast coming vote for the right candidate forget rice oooo.as for me Buhari n Atiku is the same. Use ur sense.lets change d nation n accident will be looked into b4 it gets to our door but God forbid.prevention is better than cure

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Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 10:50am On Jan 06, 2019
Like seriously this story didnt finish well.its supposed to have part 2.this is a story that supposed to teach us a lesson and at d same time make us feel better not sad.nawadays people have life issues so make this story end well to make it feel better.darous did wrong yes but not to d extent of taking all from him.atleast if joke want divorce am not against it but taking all his wealth is going too far.if u dont like how ur being treated in marriage then walk away but dont put ur spouse in a position to commit murder of any kind.darous lie bcs of fear of losing her if not he shld have leave that family alone n get another woman.darous is a work in progress, wit time he will learn what sincerity means in a relationship.

Pls the blessed man take note.

modify this last history of darous na my guy gan upon all his fault.

hubby used to be like that in our first year but today he is better.over truthful dey worry him now that sometimes I prefer him not to tell me so that people wont say I use juju on him.lolz

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Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 1:47pm On Jan 02, 2019
Chai I felt for darous, for the first time I wished it was dream for him whereby he can wake up soon and adjust his life.sincerity plays Especially in marriage.say it no matter how painful.f through out his confession to joke that he mentioned Nike at least it will be better.his lies are unacceptable but still he a good man.anyway this is a wonderful story and you did [color=#990000][/color]a great job dear.thanks for finishing this story,ur indeed a man of ur words.weldone

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Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 8:40pm On Dec 24, 2018
Complete it.so it can be over once
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Elviswifey1(f): 11:55am On Dec 21, 2018
Chai darous u Bleep up gan.u for go help her no matter the disease.that time u used to run to the hospital looking 4 who will touch n carry her for so u wont be affected was enough u shld hv carried her wit u no matter d circumstances.trust me she tested u full time n u failed. U just hv to Let joke go.i cld remember my neighbor 10yrs old son long time that had that disease infront of me,I didnt wait 4 d mother nor doctors nor look for phone to call help,I became help to that boy without thinking d consequences but I didn't think twice to carry him n put spoon inside d mouth to reduce forming but today am not affected.a child that is not mine talk more of a wife u claimed u love.ur priority shld be her not what ur mother sanged lolz

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Elviswifey1(f): 12:09pm On Nov 01, 2018
JasonScoolari:
Happy birthday Mrs Elvis.



Wow thanks hun
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Elviswifey1(f): 12:07pm On Nov 01, 2018
SkinnyNigga:
happy birthday, NWUNYE Elvis...



Wow thanks hun

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Elviswifey1(f): 11:10pm On Oct 31, 2018
One of my hubby relation that time took it upon her self to tarnish n carry wrong rumour about me that I used juju to hold their brother n that I made hubby not to help there family nor support them that they shld set me up. People who don't know me,she will call them to tell them so they will hate me b4 I arrived all bcs hubby loves his wife more that anytin n bcs he help me in d kitchen sometimes that's what made her conclude na juju.it was so bad at that time but today story has changed,na me dey do guy now for them all.

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Literature / Re: United In Betrayal by Elviswifey1(f): 1:31pm On Oct 23, 2018
Point


Oh..... I'm very much married. With 2 cuties to show for it. It's because I'm married that I stand on that decision. Our sole aim of creation is not marriage. Imagine that Kelvin Didn't come homenwhen he did, we would have been reading about Claire's burial by now. My decision is not because mich is a cheating idiota, rather it's because he is inhumane. Twice now he has nearly caused Claire's death. Should she really wait til death do them part? When there is someone else out there for her

Secondly, it's worrying how we have come to see men's infidelity as a norm, it is not!! I read comments suggesting Claire should be good, win the husband back ND punish the sister...lol oh lol... .this is why men keep acting like cads. I have always been of the opinion that if the man wants to taste other soups, there should be a mutual arrangement where his woman should be allowed to sample other deeks too. There is a name for it, open marriage. Because, Wat is good for the geese is good for the gander too .

Do not try to preach religion because that will entail that the husband should be faithful to his wife too. Men's infidelity is not a norm and we should stop treating it as such.

I would walk out if I were Claire, yes I would. [/quote]

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