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Ahmed0336:
I won't lie, I married my wife so she could help in adjusting my then way of life.
She's so spiritual and me? Na Nafdac Approved Fornicator
Bro, I studied her for 7years + and I just knew that I needed someone like her in my life if not na express I dey. Glad I did and I will say that's the best decision I have made in my life. Almost 18years in marriage now

I pray yours too will be the same

Honest question. No judgments.
You still dey fornicate?

Wealthoptulent:
Lolz!
Pastor Giwa again? I guess he was battered with the outcome count of attendance & TREASURY count yesterday. That he had to become Political analyst & advisor , he gave BAT advise to RESISGN. OGA u sef Close Church down if the Business no BOOMo again, we advise u too


Na LITE DATA ambassador be this o


Una no like TRUTH, even those na something else dey pain out Dear GIWA, but he is right somehow, u can be hungry & in poverty use an Android, with steady Subscriptions, will you choose to feed ur bowel or ur Service provider 1st?
Many people are jus on Low income not poverty ridden... their craving for WEALTH & good things dey make dem sound like poverty . Poverty are mostly homeless & can't afford a meal a day FAIRLY. But the way we use that Word back in Nigeria . God is with us all


But sufficient Data abi? Dey Play Sir


Being poor is different from Poverty Sir.
Anyone with Low income is Poor not poverty.
Poverty criteria begins with Joblessness or no source of Income.
Sir can u be Hungry , Low Data & have jus 1k , which one will you Sub for?

So someone managing to afford only a meal a day is not poor?
Wonderful.

kk2027:
Imagine $1 equals 12 Ghana Cedis
And our own is over 1100

Who Nigeria offend like this

Stop being ignorant bro.
From your analogy, you the naira is stronger.
Forget the two zeros in front.

Xiaomi don dey shill too.
Too obvious and repulsive though.

Just placed an order for a tablet.
Been really long I bought anything significant on AliExpress.
Hope customs doesn't disturb anymore.

sheeda995:
I am writing this because of a post I saw on Frontpage where a woman said she married as a virgin and she lived chaste but unfortunately she is not enjoying her marriage

If anyone reads the comments,you will see how the men were bashing the lady and saying virginity means nothing. This same males would be the one to comment on other posts that only virgins should be married, they will say "young, virgin" etc
This contradiction shows that a woman should never listen to what a man wants or what the society wants, it should be what do I want and what do I need to succeed in life

Being a virgin or being chaste or a good girl will not result in anything other than you not contracting STDs.

Women should also know that marrying young is a ticket to suffering if you are from a struggling family. Don't marry until you are well educated,and with the ability to fend for yourself, that should be the yardstick and not age.

I have learned that life is a game, success is a game you have to play to win,it doesn't mean you should be bad but you must be wise.

All the girls that seems unserious would be more successful than you if you are living a holy life and you are segregating yourself andclaiming some girls are bad. You need to mingle with everyone,good or bad,learn from them, remember to be wise and NEVER LISTEN TO THE SOCIETY

If you want to be a millionaire, you need to have variety of friends to learn from including prostitutes.
You need to look your best all the time, you need to have CLASS, buy yourself a CAR at a young age,wear hills, play games with those men disturbing you, don't yield but don't thrash them either.
If you have a class, low class will not even ask you out, be friendly with everyone.

Never insult anyone,have as many casual friends as possible but never let them in your privacy. Do not bring them home or tell them your secrets(both men and women), learn to smile, never argue or fight with anyone.
When you are in a conversation and it's getting hot, smile and agree with the other person even if they don't make any sense.

Dating and Marriage

Never show a man you can take care of responsibilities, or you are hardworking. Show men you are lazy and spoilt, don't ever do housechores unless they ask/beg you. Spoil yourself always with gifts,cars,clothes.

Remember if you decide to do all chores in the house in Marriage,you will become poor why the man will grow because to make money you need time. Time to plan, time to do your business, if you waste all that time cleaning and cooking, while he uses his own time to think of strategies to make money, thesame him will say he's hustling for money while you don't bring in income to the family. Learn to share house chores with the man or make him hire a cook,nanny,maids.
This is possible if you have shown him from the beginning that you are lazy, you can even fake sickness when you do many chores.
All men can wash dishes, sweep and cook. The best cook in the world is a male.

If you are a young girl,learn to tell men that you are attracted to men that can cook. This is what I did personally, mine is true though as I love men that can cook and all through my life till now, men usually offer to cook for me, including those we never dated, just my friends. When they cook nice foods, praise them and say you hv never tasted foods as good as this,appreciate their hardwork.

Im not saying be a parasite as I also help people in return, I am rich enough to borrow people money,drive them during emergencies, be emotionally supportive as I am a therapist.

If you can utilize these advice, you will make it in life and have good happy home and everyone would like you, those that hate you out of envy won't be able to harm you
I wish I could mentor girls but too busy but hopefully,one day I will have that time

Looked like you were making sense till you said women should share housechores and cooking with successful men.
I'm certain you've never met a successful man.

yeman1:
I understand but I’m not an engineer, I don’t know what he changed . It’s only professional can relate

Okay. Find a repairer

tishbite42:
See as money make KCee dey jonze
Chai

How e take jonze

yeman1:
I saw it how they repair it on YouTube but the guy is an Indian guy . Not from here

You don't understand what he's saying right

yeman1:
Yes ,, it just that the power light won’t turn on

And you're sure the adapter is in good condition?
If so only a repairer can help you.

Meanwhile you can check YouTube for an idea of your problem too.

yeman1:
I was trying to plug my xiaomi android tv box to Sun king solar tv because there’s a space you can connect decoder . After when I connected it , it doesn’t come up again.! I tried to plug it on electricity but it didn’t on still. Pls any help ?

I’m in Lagos
My number 08101447315

Have you tried with another TV?

seguno2:
Stop your ignorance and inferiority complex please.

Are Asians also black people

And how many Asians have been beaten in public for it?

ponishah:
People like you are the major reason Africans are stagnated, because you live cosmedic lives of denial with no effort to ascertain .
Europe believe the existence of witches and sorcery, and fought them in around 15 century.
The earlier you accept what you have , the better positioned you are in tackling the menace .
Don't conclude without research and investigation

So we're going to essentially still stuck in 15th century.

spammer.

I knew it must be you.
It's like sex killed you in your past life. 😂

Kachidubem:
I will continue to say this...white Americans are dumb....



All my life, I've never heard yahoo boys scamming BLACK AMERICANS... never !!!

This is something worth studying.
Why white people are actually very dumb.

That's because black Americans don't really have money.

Aaaaarghmed:
Nairaland cars are just so costly.most people selling second hand car for belgium.i can never buy nairaland cars.i used jiji for all the 3 cars I have bought and no problems with them at all.First car i bought on jiji was a babyboy.over reliable

Were they toks?

Treadway:
no ooo. No be marriage hold me back o. We concluded the location (Ibadan) wouldn't have worked..not then, and even not now. Lagos Island is a perfect location where word would spread pretty quick and patronage would roll in ASAP.

don't forget it wouldn't be long before it casts and they get dragged on social media.
Would you have recouped your investment before then?

EjehDtiger:
I grew up to see that I have piercing and I have been using it since then.
I did the other ear but I hardly use it.

You're parents pierced you, or natural? 😦

In all you do don't go and marry a richer woman willingly sha in the name of not settling for less.
In verydarkman's voice, "you'll learn" 😂

Doesn't mean you should marry a complete liability though.
But the best thing is to have a woman you met while still poorer. Any woman you meet after getting quite comfortable automatically shows you love which might be fake if you can't discern.

frozen70:
Funny as it is, no body will die out of hunger

The poor are already used to hard times and they already know how to survive this harsh condition because they are floating already since they don't have a standard

The rich suffers it more because they already have a standard and are finding it difficult to fall below standard because of class and position in the society

So in all, we must limit the number of children to two or three no matter our income

Then we can adjust in other things that bother on family

In my own case and for the past 10yrs now I and my hubby have cut down our expenses through combine cooperations

I have three children so I already prepared for it

For going to about two months now, I don't drive my car again to work but just to church

I don't go visiting people anyhow, we can chat or call unless when needed

I don't run Gen again at night, once we take dinner by 6/7pm, you are free to go to bed and if it must be on, just 1hr and you do whatever you need it for immediately

I regulates electricity at home because of prepaid meter and my husband makes sure we don't on unnecessary lights

I cook and store in the freezer to avoid going to the market all the time

I eat twice a day to save cost

I stopped watching tiktok because of wasting of my data

I un-installed candy crush because it sucks my data

Honestly, I have to cut down on so many things and still willing to cut down or more

With the above, I am not really feeling the harsh economy though because I have already cut down my cost of running my family during Jonathan's regime and am use to it before this shege Promax regime

The bottom line is that we must help ourselves

After cutting everything, what's left to enjoy life? 🥲

You lots are moronš.
Any small thing tribe rubbish. Are you people insane?

[quote author=wwwkaycom post=126115826]I have interest in a Ford car. I'm looking at Fusion, Focus or Taurus. But looking through Jiji, Nairaland Autos, Facebook Marketplace etc, I discovered that Nigeria used version of these cars goes for prices far below their Toyota and Honda counterparts. For instance, I have inspected a 2011 Ford fusion going for N1.4million. It was used by a lady banker. I thought it was bad but on inspection with the assistance of an expert, I discovered that it was 90% ok and that the issues it had were to change tyres and take care of a little dent at the back. Honestly I am considering buying this Nigeria used to safe some cost which I could use for other things. My mechanic told me I won't get parts but my finding revealed that the parts are so plenty in Lagos. So what are the reasons why Used Ford cars are cheaper than their Toyota and Honda counterparts in Nigeria.[/quote]Because they have some problematic models.
Nigerians do little research to isolate problematic models of a brand. They all get grouped together as "useless".
Same way all Hondas are classed as "breaking legs" meanwhile only older versions of accord and crv do.

Do your research to be sure the fusion is a reliable buy before buying.

rapheal5:
Any meter given to you by phcn for free isn't free you will definitely pay for it but indirectly. secondly the meter you paid for is different from the one they force on you..Note: meter advantage is for those who lives alone not shared apartments and are not always around..You can't live as u like on prepaid meter if you are the type that works from home, there's limitation to house appliances like Aircon, hotplate, iron and pumping machine..

You have a point, but at the same time, the bills can be crazy depending on location.
What about when you travel too, and you still have to pay the full bills.

buygala:
I have considered that, and also decided that I would rather the fuel keeps getting guzzled and my professional prestige remains intact

The pride on my clients' faces when I turn up in the GX for their cases and the happiness with which they pay me and even extra sometimes beats any fuel consumption regrets I might have ...The car maintains and fuels itself without any stress.

Most Nigerians are very vain people... Do you know what it means for the average Nigerian man to say "I will deal with you... Let me call my..... "... And the said....... turns up in a mint fully tinted air-conditioned fairly recent GX? ... They will happily sell their ancestral lands to keep you on the retainer, even if you end up doing very little or nothing..

The average Nigerian thinks the professional who appears richer knows far better than the one who doesn't look as rich..And in most cases, they are actually wrong .. But who cares

I feel you

buygala:
2010 Lexus GX470...14mpg city.. Slightly more on highway

God wey give me moni buy the moto na im dey give me moni to fuel am..

Considering that I have previously owned a 1997, 2001, 2003, 2007 and a 2010 Honda accord, it took me quite a while to stop being heartbroken and suicidal by the GX's fuel consumption..

But considering my line of work, exuding a reasonable amount of prestige and financial stability is key to success... No one cares if you actually have the financial stability or not.. Just pretend to have it one way or the other .. So the GX it must be

But as e be now for my peace of mind, I have stopped participating in fuel Mpg discussions ... My Mpg now na Insha Allah

You for use one small baby support this fuel drunkard o. 😂

rapheal5:
Do you know that PHCN now force prepaid meter for free on area where there's constant electricity supply, there by ripping them off...while area with little or no electricity supply beg or bribe their officials to buy meter from them... Corruption every where....

How is prepaid meter ripping customers off?
Thought it's advantageous?

valarinz:
Cars from those years of 2014 above, I'm not sure there's many without turbo anymore.

It's mostly 4cyl engines with different levels of turbo all across most brands

Yeah. It has even gotten worse. They're now in all brands.

pocohantas:
No be you go tell me why I dey miss iPhone camera. I no dey buy Pixel for battery life either. So please stop suspecting. Thank you.

No be fight

celestial1:
You will get iphone 11 with good battery but I prefer iphone xs max because of the battery and camera it sharp more than 11...

I doubt it's true the xsmas has a better camera than 11.
Maybe the xsmas Amoled screen makes pictures look better creating the false impression it has a better cam.

pocohantas:
You must move with powerbank at some point if you buy a used iPhone of 200k. I saw someone mention iPhone 11. Who would sell a foreign used iPhone 11 with good battery health and all for you at 200k? Maybe a drug addict or an itunes yahoo boy that needs survival funds. A dollar is almost N1000 as at today. You might get lucky sha. 64gb dey.

I will advise you buy a brand new Samsung. Check some of their A-series on SLOT and go with your budget.

This is coming from an iPhone lover that has been exorcised. My iPhone X is in my bedside drawer. When I am tired of using it to play music, I might dash it out. My next phone is definitely a Google Pixel. 7Pro or whatever. I haven't moved about with powerbank since I started using Samsung. I miss the iPhone picture clarity though and that is where the Pixel comes in.

As a Samsung user here, I would say buying anything from iPhone 12 pro max would guarantee great battery life.
On the other hand, I suspect you don't use a flagship Samsung to miss the phone's camera.
The pixel is an excellent device for the price anyway but I don't think the battery is that outstanding compared to something like the s23 ultra.