₦airaland Forum

Messi fans are too toxic.
Let it go. Man is 38 years old. No 38 year old is doing exploits anywhere. Time comes for everyone.

Eriokanmi:
This house no fine reach my house. No be for mouth and i didn't spend so much building it. Before anyone shouts, the materials and fittings in place remain the most expensive in the market. Someone would just sit at a corner and be appraising a less expensive building so high

I don't know about your house but isn't land deadly costly On Lagos Island?

nonhuman:
Some time in December 2021, I took a vaccine at a health center near my area, according to the health care officers they said the vaccine is against yellow fever, in the blue card it was written jumbo light as the name of the vaccine, but since that time, non of my girlfriends have have taken in, even as most times I tried to see if she will get pregnant,

now I am beginning to doubt myself, could it be that I was decieved because they were practically calling passerbys to come take the vaccine that it's free,

when I enters they ask me oga how about your wife and children, I jokingly answered they are fine even when I am not even married, could it be that they are trying to know if I already have children,

could it be that the injection is to control population in Africa, because I have read so many rumours about depopulating Africa,.
have i fallen a victim?

Please does any one here knows the meaning of jumbo light vaccine

Maybe it's possible you've not slept with anyone during their ovulation.

What's wrong with the AC

Yoighaman:
N8M fixed at an average annual interest rate of 16% is over a million naira. You can pay your rent with this interest, but your N8M remains stagnant and is not growing in value.

Conversely, a decent apartment built at the time with N8M would have appreciated in value. Question is, would the increase in value have been more than the interest generated had it been fixed?

So, it's more of the question: which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Such investment decision hovers around one's strategy, are you for income generation or capital appreciation?

Don't forget, you can't easily sell your residential house. So forget the increase in value. 👀

You dey call audi Volkswagen

Cj4charles:
She may have known that guy way before meeting you, and it will be difficult for her stop having sex with him## OKAFOR's LAW comes to mind🫢🫢

But na OP disvirgin her na

seanwilliam:
No low key car of 50m o bro .

If na me,
I go buy one mad lexus
Rx 350 2022 or used lx 570

Gls 2022
Gle 450 2022


Police no go fit stop you for any of those cars.

But efcc fit find you come house. 😂

VTJN:
some family are plain useless. Some are mainly after your pocket. What's your take on a family with 2 siblings. The first was a girl and got married to the man the family wasn't in support. She abandoned her family and follow this man for about 17 years without knowing how her family and sibling are fairing. Nothing concerned her with her family

Now tell me, if paradventure the brother make money and the married sister got to know about it and start trying to get close to her brother because he now has money

Do you expect the brother to embrace her?

See family is not about blood related o. Some outsiders or friends are hundred percent far better than family

To me anyway, anyone who love you unconditionally and stood by you through thick and thin is your family

Why did they refuse her from marrying her husband?
Have they been cold to her cos she married "her choice"?
As much as I don't support neglecting family, can be difficult to judge without hearing the full story.

Drjones109:
Please ooo, I thought this movie is new in town.

Why eniola badmus come resemble hippopotamus while she's currently pretty and moderate.

It was filmed in 2021.

omniwater:
Most times, it's not about being stingy or poverty, it could also happen through forgetfulness.

Sometimes I would have planned to shop on my way back from work, only for me to enter the bathroom before I remember the plans to replace those items.

Exactly.
I have a hard time remembering to buy soap or toothpaste.

AllMight:
Is there any another? I want a lowkey make even if it's non-mainstream

There's no 50m lowkey car boss.
Maybe a truck from a not very popular brand like Volvo.

aboyaji:
Make imagination no finish you, sir.

Good luck

Lol.
The 50m cars you dey see for street, na human being dey drive them o. Though I sometimes wonder if they're extraterrestrial

FreeStuffsNG:
I knew that film will have problems the moment they used Isale Eko. These woke youths do not have sense enough to get the view of those they want to trade off their history and heritage for their own momentary gain.

The Osiberus who I know are very good people from Ijebu Ode and that BB whatever boy from Ago Iwoye did not use Ago Iwoye or Ijebu Ode but he went on to use Isale Eko in a film that misrepresents Isale Eko.smh

They will likely recieve beating if they ever step foot on Isale Eko.

Was he the producer or director?
A criminal element disguised as eyo doesn't make the movie offensive.

lifenajeje:
May u continue to be blessed with wisdom ..

I don't need to read any other post

U have said it all..


Op take this advice ..

It's time for u to stoop and conquer ..

I adviced my cousin's wife whose record with the family was absolutely bad ..

She gives fire raise to power hell to issues and it caused her a lot ..

Following my advice she apologised to everyone ..

She no dey talk pass herself

Na them dey rush am now ..

Family whahala no be gra gra

Na sense them.dey use for the matter .

You're a wise man.

I personally think the was a lot of poor acting.
From zlatan to that ikorodu kid.

Yemike:
When she started seeing me as her big brother. This is the funniest convo I've had in a while, maybe she was high or something.

This one weak me 😂

lavylilly:
Nedu dey womaniz sha!!! Kai!!
Pls if you see a virgin girl you like, pls hurry up to pay bride price because virgins are scarce.... You may argue or throw bomb here, but virgin wives are more faithful than ladies with various penis in them before marriage.

Reasons why virgin girls are better & virginity is important.

1) Girls who are not virgins may still fantasize their previous sex partners in marriage, comparing them with their husbands, while virgin girls have no previous sex partners..

2) Girls who are not virgins may have last sex before wedding day with ex than virgins.

3) Girls who are not virgins cannot be guaranteed faithfulness except with lie detector machine, but virgin girls have truth detector hymen.

4) Girls who are not virgins are prone to adultery because of variety, while virgins are more faithful.

5) God still put hymen in new born babies till today, showing the importance of virginity..

6) Virgin girls make a man proud...

You non virgin girl saying a man must be tall, rich, have 5 cars, be faithful, buy u yatch, ARE YOU VIRGIN

To born again non-virgins, God bless you, to fornicating non-virgins who still say "it was my past", pls don't widen the place so much because of your future husband...

What of virgin girls who may have made out with their exes?
They might just fantasize what Going all the way with a certain ex would have felt like.

Just ensure your marry a good woman sha.

Meanwhile someone purchased few firetrucks for 12 billion naira.
No nation fights corruption from the bottom successfully.

Beermoney1:
Sold a spoilt phone mistakenly to a big police person. Would have taken the phone back, but the greedy police man said I have to give him money for the transport he wasted returning the phone. I refused and ran. If police look for you and they mean to find you, they will. I ran from Benin to Kaduna, they tracked me to Kaduna, I ran to Anambra, they tracked me to Anambra too, I didn’t want Anambra police wahala so I travelled to Benin, that is where they caught me and bundled me like waybill down to Anambra. Asked me to pay 200k. I refused. Na 180k dem use bail me…

You no gree pay transport, instead dey enter bus upandan 🤣

dangoteinlaw:
Hondas are terrible. Was driving last sunday and only saw 3 hondas from alimosho all the way to ayobo down to Ait road. I know a man who has a abandoned his honda in the garage and now using a camry, i also know a colleague that sold his baby boy and got a camry of same year and he was always telling me how great hondas are so why change the car only to buy the toyota you claim is boring hahah.

Hondas are on roughly on par with Toyota.
Toyota just has a stronger brand and appeal to nigeirnas.
I suspect Accords of time past pulling legs didn't help their cause with Nigerians, who now believe all Honda pull legs.

Rokiat:
Hahaha we learn something new everyday right?

Yes o😅

Rokiat:
Liquid chlorophyll I take three tablespoons mix with water every morning. Been doing it for years it’s like second nature to me.

Attached is the one I used.

Wow. Never knew humans could take chlorophyll. Thought it's only for plants.

Rokiat:
Proper hygiene is key.

Let her keep it hair free waxed or laser. Laser is even better completely hair free. Best investment ever.

She shouldn’t use soap down there it will only upset the ph balance. But she should definitely keeps the surrounding clean, in between the labia. Let her get dove baby wash just for that but only for in between the labia not the vaginal itself the vaginal only water will do.


Also let her wash with water every time she use the toilet, not toilet roll, actual water to always keep it fresh.

Let her also keeps it moisturised with nice body butter mix with almond oil it smell great. Treat the kitten like you would treat your face, delicate and with proper care.

Twice a day bathing no compromise, like minimum.

Last but not least let her drink chlorophyll, like literally she wouldn’t have one body odour she will smell like water like nothing no joke.

This is my routine and my man wonders how come I don’t smell like at all at all, not even after a gym session.

Women have to take hygiene very seriously, smelling good is even better to me than even looking good.




If none of these works then she may have an infection and she needs to be checked.

What do you mean by drinking chlorophyll?

valarinz:
Bro, this thread is meant to discuss exactly that, speed. You can keep your preaching inside your back pocket now, thanks

Some people be acting like they have the key to life and know exactly how to drive in order to avoid death. I repeat, you could be there driving like a snail in your lane and it will come meet you right there too.

If you no sabi drive or dey fear, just sit and watch those who are better and hone your skills, stop all these nonsense emotional blackmail when a better driver and machine bests you 👍🏾

E get why speed limits dey na. Lol

N3TRAL:
Pretty Sonia needed a Kidney transplant.

A 21 year old man was brought in from Lagos as the donor after matching kidneys were confirmed through a middle-man (a doctor who has been convicted with the Ekweremadus).

He was promised £7,000 pounds to sell his kidney.

At the hospital, the doctor in charge of the surgical operation interviewed the donor/victim.

One of the requirements for the surgery was that the donor can afford life-long medical care that comes with living with one kidney.

The donor/victim couldn't give assurances that he could afford life-long medical care and he wasn't briefed about the pros and cons of the process before he accepted to come to the UK.

The donor/victim walked into a police station and made a report.

Ekweremadu, his wife and the middle man doctor were arrested.

Under UK laws, organ donors are not to be paid for donating their organs. They are to do so voluntarily without charge.

The Modern Slavery Act enacted by parliament in 2015 was violated.

Ekweremadu, his wife and middle man doctor have been convicted.

They await sentencing which could be as severe has life imprisonment.

The donor/victim has been granted asylum because his safety in Nigeria cannot be guaranteed.

Pretty Sonia the sick girl has been discharged and acquitted by the court. She still hopes for a kidney donor.

The case is the first of its kind in the UK and the conviction is a landmark achievement since the enactment of the Modern Slavery Act in 2015.

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Sonia is so pretty, kind-hearted and harmless 💕💕💕💕. I'm depressed. I feel for her. She'll live with the guilt of destroying her own parents 😢😭😭😭

I was sorry till I learnt they wanted to pay only £8k or so, of which the doctor was still going to remove his own charges, leaving the poor kid with how much. Wicked people.

elefind:
More.

What's this plug ?

Nasgadgets:
AIN deals (distress sales)

Brand new Samsung S23ULTRA x3

256gb

Phantom black

Factory unlocked

Price: #2,250,000 for all.

Sealed?

3Dii:
This post reeks of sentiments. Apple's Face ID makes use of a 3D ToF sensor, which projects tiny dots on the users face and records the time it takes to travel front and back. This therefore translates to the depth of the users face and therefore the features of their faces. This is the reason why you cannot fool the Face ID with a picture. Budget androids on the other hand relies on their selfie camera to recognize the user and this is not so reliable because it can be fooled by a picture. But there are androids that use the same 3D ToF scanner that the iPhones use, and you know this. The Oppo Find X from 2018 for example, was a contender for Face Recognition accuracy with the iPhone X. Android OEMs just chose fingerprint sensors as they were reliable and more convenient to use😉

Even my Xiaomi mi 8 from 2018 sees me in pitch darkness.
The only problem is android OEMs removed face ID cos there was no space when they all went for the hole punch.

Vietnaminfo:
I will advise you to go for Samsung s22 ultra and forget about IPhone 14 Pro and Samsung s23 ultra. The Samsung s22 is the real deal. Check the specifications of Samsung s22 ultra and Samsung s23 ultra and you will know that the difference are not much while Samsung s22 ultra has more power life than S23 Ultra. I am presently using Samsung s22 ultra mobile after comparing both Samsung. I wish you goodluck

Why would you say S22u has more battery life than s23u.
That's a big lie sir.
The s23u battery Is clearly much better.

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