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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Like putting up This Behavior.. by Elxandre(m): 5:54pm On Sep 22, 2021
jeromestarks:
I guess you're right. She's actually conservative.
What do you suggest I do next?
Play it gently. Don't be too obvious in your approach. Though I can assure you she knows your intentions already.
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Like putting up This Behavior.. by Elxandre(m): 1:56pm On Sep 22, 2021
jeromestarks:
Y
Who should i have done?
If she's a conservative girl, she might not want to come since she's supposed to be ignorant about your intent. Even though she knows. grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Like putting up This Behavior.. by Elxandre(m): 2:46am On Sep 22, 2021
jeromestarks:
I once invited a girl. We have been friends for some time and she appeared to have feelings for me: she's a serious talkative amongst her friends but with me sha just talk slow and cool and most times she smiles at everything I say.
So after I invited her, i told her "you're not coming to my house to play ludo or Nintendo o."
She looked down and made a cute smile that brighten her face.
The day came and passed, this girl didn't show up.
I think she doesn't like me.
You were too forward.
Career › Re: The Life Of A Millennial Looking To Retire At 40 by Elxandre(m): 4:03pm On Sep 21, 2021
welzyj2:
Keep guessing when you could have avoided my comment.

I'm not talking about splashing. My comment is about giving yourself comfort- only someone who is still gathering up shouldn't think of comfort. But judging the OP's level, a 3 bedroom isn't a big deal neither is a muscle. Except if the OP is greedy to himself and children

God won't let me see problem of having $130k investment without a personal car at least.

Your comment on the office car clearly shows your kind of personality really. (You stated the wrong reason not to have a car dear)
I don't think he mentioned his living space anywhere. He only said his rent was 500k, and depending on the location could be a great house.

About the car, maybe he's just not a fan of cars.
Several billionaires ride cheap cars while some ride expensive machines. It's all choice boss.
Business › Re: Naira Plunges To N575 To A Dollar Two Days After Aboki FX Update Suspension by Elxandre(m): 10:22pm On Sep 20, 2021
DuduParaPara:
Okay na.

Finally we can all see that abokifx is, was and can never be the problem.


The heads in CBN are all dumb.

The only people I see who will gain majorly from this are yahoo boys but thankfully EFCC are giving them a run for their money.

Brace up Nigerians, things are gonna get tougher. But the night is darkest just before dawn.

It will soon be over.
Not only yahoo boys earn dollars.
Career › Re: Is N400,000 A Bad Salary In Today's Nigeria? Is He Doing Something Wrong by Elxandre(m): 9:07pm On Sep 20, 2021
Jaqenhghar:
If you are busy enough you wont have time for DSTV. I've been there. I had to disconnect it because I wasnt using it. If na to watch ball , joints dey. Some really nice joints with good service. A bottle of beer and you can watch as long as you like.
Same here though. I don't watch TV.
Just the odd Netflix when I have guests or I'm super bored.
But watching ball at home is fun sometimes. Especially ucl. Not safe to start moving about at night in this present naija.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Elxandre(m): 7:36pm On Sep 20, 2021
So unfortunate.
He dropped a ball.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Elxandre(m): 7:35pm On Sep 20, 2021
Cross was world class ping-pong player in his past life. Lol
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Elxandre(m): 6:51pm On Sep 20, 2021
Queen no hear word. Is she wearing earplugs?
Properties › Re: My Neighbor Denies Me Sleep With His Generator by Elxandre(m): 6:15pm On Sep 20, 2021
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

So a powerbank will charge this router?

You are a bloody unintelligent fool!
Yes there are setups that could power even your TV kid.
Career › Re: Is N400,000 A Bad Salary In Today's Nigeria? Is He Doing Something Wrong by Elxandre(m): 5:04pm On Sep 20, 2021
Jaqenhghar:
This guy is not frugal nah. For an introvert 30k is too much for hangouts. Unless you dont know the meaning of introvert.
There are many things he can do without and others he can do quarterly. You didnt specify which sector he is in sef. And gifts is for who?

He can do without DSTV
Clothing can be done quarterly or twice a year.
Hangouts can be cheaper
Clearly this guy is trying to be a big man.
I don't agree with the dstv part o.
Shey man won't watch ball again ni
Properties › Re: My Neighbor Denies Me Sleep With His Generator by Elxandre(m): 4:52pm On Sep 20, 2021
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

Why not answer that simple question, Mr. Smart?

Did it expose your abject stupidity?
A powerbank charges your mifi/router battery.
Being a troll wouldn't feed you man.
I'm just bored that's why I'm responding to a username like yours.
Properties › Re: My Neighbor Denies Me Sleep With His Generator by Elxandre(m): 4:32pm On Sep 20, 2021
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

The internet router nko? Mr. ITK... huh
You obviously aren't smart enough to work online anywhere.
Properties › Re: My Neighbor Denies Me Sleep With His Generator by Elxandre(m): 1:11pm On Sep 20, 2021
BeaBuJhay:
Tomorrow morning when we read stories like
“Yahoo-Man caught with salt and sand while trying to steal neighbor’s Gen”
All those people advising you to put salt/pepper/maggi and ororo inside the gen would also be the first to comment...
“Roast his balls”
“Fry his testis” etc
#RespectNaija
#Fear’some’nlanders
You be fool grin grin grin
Properties › Re: My Neighbor Denies Me Sleep With His Generator by Elxandre(m): 1:08pm On Sep 20, 2021
KillIgbohoN0W:
[s][/s]

You are a big fool. I never expected this from you.

Before you speak did you take every scenario into consideration? What if he works remotely for a foreign firm & night time is his resumption time? I ask this because I do same & most of my neighbours think I'm into Yahoo.

So you want to damage his gen and make him keep buying new generators knowing how hard things are nowadays.

If he loses his job & can't feed will you support him?



You are a bastard & an evil person. You can report me but you will forever remain a bastard for this comment!


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@ erubati, do not heed this. Reach out to the guy & reason with him. No matter how huge or old he is, he is human. Tell him your own concern & listen first... nobody in this country burns fuel for nothing.
If you work from home at night, get a PC with long lasting battery life and a rechargeable fan. At least my PC does around 10 hours. Or get a laptop powerbank.
You people don't even know excessive noise could cause high blood pressure.
No one cares for their neighbors comfort and this is why this country is messed up. Selfish people everywhere.
Christianity Etc › Re: About The High Rate Of Extramarital Sexual Affairs Today by Elxandre(m): 9:38pm On Sep 19, 2021
TemmyT002:
Funny
Have you tried it?
You haven't tried your theory either, so you see. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: About The High Rate Of Extramarital Sexual Affairs Today by Elxandre(m): 2:33pm On Sep 19, 2021
TemmyT002:
Once the premarital foundation is broken, the extramarital activity is certain.
If you fornicate, there is a high chance you will cheat on your spouse.
If you have sex before marriage, you are more susceptible to cheating on your husband or wife.
You need to understand the way the body works before you have sex before marriage.
Both una no go hear word.
And you think you also wouldn't get the urge to experiment with new people just cos you tasted it first with your spouse. Lol
Phones › Re: Just Got Myself The Galaxy S21 Ultra. by Elxandre(m): 12:41pm On Sep 19, 2021
SunshineHQ:
lmfao so what gives u joy?
Maybe lack. grin
Phones › Re: Just Got Myself The Galaxy S21 Ultra. by Elxandre(m): 12:39pm On Sep 19, 2021
Lavisha:
Very good..

That phone is only in it's class.

I'm planning to get a S20ULTRA tho.
Buy a note 20 ultra instead.
That S20 ultra has camera focus issues.
Phones › Re: Reno Omokri: Nobody On Earth Needs An iPhone13 by Elxandre(m): 10:35am On Sep 19, 2021
tumababa:
Nobody needs an hugo boss top too
You don catch am. grin
I even find designer clothes more wasteful
Phones › Re: Reno Omokri: Nobody On Earth Needs An iPhone13 by Elxandre(m): 10:34am On Sep 19, 2021
HEAVEN4444:
so you have only 100 million in your akant and you want to buy phone of 1 million ? is like your head is paining you. 1 million naira phone is for person who has 100 billion naira in akant not 100 million. yeye guy make poverty no wound you ooo. 100 milion that cannot buy plot of land in banana island. chicken change
Lmao. You surely don't know what money is if you think using 1% of your wealth to buy a phone is extravagant.
Most people carrying even 50k phones have never seen 500k in their lives. So it's even more than 10% of their networth.
Business › Re: How Much Would It Cost Me To Start A Car Wash Business by Elxandre(m): 11:39pm On Sep 18, 2021
Higgies:
If it is Bakery business now, I can confidently talk about it. That's what I live on.
With 2 - 2.5m I'll setup a sound bread bakery for you at any location of your choice.
What's the estimated returns with that kind of capital?
Romance › Re: Help.. My Ex Never Stops Calling Me by Elxandre(m): 7:40pm On Sep 18, 2021
Yusufisraelj:
@Cashsteady

That's why before you start any relationship be clear what you want, that's the first place to begin;

1. Why I'm i starting this relationship?

2. What role would I play in this person's life?

3. What unique thing are we going to achieve together?


When you toy around with people's emotions you'll get same over time, bkos what goes around comes around, it's a law of life. Unless it's very necessary don't always start things that'll affect other people delibrately.
You cannot marry everyone you date no matter how good willed you are.
Phones › Re: The Iphone 13 Is Boring by Elxandre(m): 7:33pm On Sep 18, 2021
emae009:
comprehension is something you should work on.
It makes no sense for that sort of range zoom to be on everyday smartphone because people will hardly use it.
I said wildlife because that's the only scenario I can think of why you need such but as I said earlier, wildlife photographers already have the equipment they need for that so it makes no sense either way.
Read and understand, not jump to anything to win argument.
Reverse charging is not a gimmick but 2MP ultrawide and other 2MP cameras spotted on the rare of midrange so they can be called Quad camera phones are gimmicks.... don't just assume things.
I use both and I don't look down on either as they both don't even play on the same field
It's called choice.
If you're paying 1k plus for a phone, it should give you choice. You fail to comprehend even your own argument.
Usefulness is subjective to individuals. I find the zoom camera useful, as do many people.
Phones › Re: The Iphone 13 Is Boring by Elxandre(m): 3:26pm On Sep 18, 2021
emae009:
it makes no practical sense whatever for 100x zoom except you're a stalker.
what are you snapping from that far out that you can't move closer tohuh
Probably in the wild but then if you're into wildlife photography you'll have the standard camera equipment and other machines for that purpose instead of say using smartphone.
It makes no practical sense "but it's useful for wildlife photography". Smh.
This is the biggest problem about Apple fan boys.
Any feature not present in an Apple device is a gimmick.
Phones › Re: The Iphone 13 Is Boring by Elxandre(m): 1:06pm On Sep 18, 2021
emae009:
Maybe your disappointment is warranted from your POV. If you're using Android users perspective to judge the iPhone then that's a lost cause. Putting the iPhone against a single Android OEM and the iPhone will win 90% of the time. What they do is use every available Android OEM (whatever advantage they have to bash the iPhone).
Fast/Dash Charging - Charging a phone generate heat and in battery tech Heat is not good. For a phone designed to last 5 years and having a small battery capacity, what do you think 66W fast charging will do to the battery?
That's just one example..
If you look at it from a holistic perspective, Android OEMs have so many competition that they need anything to distinguish their product since they all run on the same OS. What will differentiate a Samsung from Xiaomi that have both have OLED display running on SD888, both have 108MP main cameras if not little things like battery size, camera zoom range, fast charging tech and so on. I don't know if you get the point. Like how often do you think people take zoom photos at 100x range?
But if someone wants to compare to the iPhone, they will say this has 100x zoom, iPhone doesn't but the main point of the 100x zoom was for the Android phone to differentiate or have some advantage over other Android in the market not that it was really a necessary feature.
Why you see one generation of Android have telephoto camera another will have periscope zoom.
But if Apple made the 100x camera, it'd be 'innovation' right.
The main reason I bought the ultra is the zoom camera btw. And it can be epic.
No iPhone can do even x20 but the ultra's cam, produces very good shots at that range.
Phones › Re: The Iphone 13 Is Boring by Elxandre(m): 1:03pm On Sep 18, 2021
Ernerstdavid55:
lol wat a joke. i produce agric
Wat about u smh
Anyone can "produce agric".
What have you manufactured?
Phones › Re: The Iphone 13 Is Boring by Elxandre(m): 11:49pm On Sep 17, 2021
Predstan:
The prices still starts at $599 and the pro 799, Promax are still 1099.

You won’t know this since you are buying in the Nigerian Inflated, scammers Market.

These phones are still cheap

The lates Samsung still sell at 1699
The Samsung foldables have a justifiable price and you know it.
Phones › Re: The Iphone 13 Is Boring by Elxandre(m): 11:20pm On Sep 17, 2021
Ernerstdavid55:
Funny enough those things i mention above are the most used and the most saling produce in this damn country.

And dem no dey last at all na every month i dey buy touchlight for dis country calculate,wat about lighter ,wat about earphones dat wan na everyweek e dey cut i buy another one this little things consume more money dan our nationale bughet itself.
Who is gaining china
Who is losing nigeria
Which of them have you tried producing?
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Elxandre(m): 2:10pm On Sep 17, 2021
Anyone. What's Cross pretending to smoke?
Foreign Affairs › Re: by Elxandre(m): 12:07am On Sep 17, 2021
Comment with your real profile first.
Family › Re: Asffv by Elxandre(m): 5:38pm On Sep 15, 2021
DaHrNn0001:
I have AT&T and Verizon sim for sale
How much?
Need it to unlock a device

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