₦airaland Forum

toluxa1:
These people must be high on rat shi.t
NTEL that can hardly open nairaland? NTEL is the worst network in Nigeria by far. Very unserious company, only 3 states, they can't provide quality service and they are voted Telecoms company of year? I guess Buhari is also Best President of the Century.

What's this man saying?? Wen i have been "torrenting" with ntel

Sha mabe location issue

Shortyy:
If you're here to condemn her, don't ask why the pic is censored. if you're condemning, condemn with your heart.

Ur cute (if dats u on ur pp)

lacruz12:
With such a face like this, I will rather be single

Fur head coupled with bar head

Asin ehhh

mimicue:
Forget all those ones o. That’s how most Abuja rich kids are especially the hausas, dey will look unkept with dirty rubber shoe for Cds, carry sack and call it bag , some even look rough , but it’s by thier phone u can even notice they are rich kids , most will use iPhone X and they drive exotic cars

Worked for one like that. Na wen e say make I follow am go house collect money (coz we couldn't do tranfer) i shock.

Baba exotic cars wen i count reach 10.
I come dey regret why i no over charge am sef

Nbote:
Rich kids of Abuja... Wait until U see what dey do with cars at nite wen dey convert d streets of maitama, Asokoro and d highways into sport racing circuits

Asin eh baba.
Or jus go jabi lake Saturday morning see wettin thosse rich kids dey carry power bike do

AshCoded:
nice lips girl...

congrats to u two!!!

Dah kind lips dey sweet for B**J.

$25 BTC needed to blockchain

Is it true that Sallah didn't fast today coz of the UCL

Came wen i needed some motivation. Thanks for this op.
Am gonna save it on my desktop screen

Hahahhahaa

Pls make una epp we wey want to watch with mobdro abeq.

Which channel on mobdro

Not hating but we all know these days, u can buy twitter verification.
Smh

Wait..... Hope no be Kim Jong place be dat If na him, abeq allow me dey here jejeje

Elnino4ladies:
I wish to fvck them two

Asin ehhhh

Especially party wiith both of em moaning at the top of their voice.

Buffalowings3:
Send your bank account and your bvn and yor pin and the last four digits on your atm card to me

I swear it wont hapen again

Hahahhaha baddessss..

Abeq make e continue to dey happen to me.
Ah no complain again

Jones4190:
DINO MELAYE
...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��‍♂��‍♂

1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles.

2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor

3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter.

4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter.

5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused.

6. Police declared him wanted

7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals.

8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused.

9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes.

10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there.

11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest.

12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest.

13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade.

14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush.

15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested.

16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance.

17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.

Now you know!

Wow thanks brooo

And I have been busy sympathizing with him

Nawa oooo.


Can't remember last time i used recharge card pin.
Been buying from bank pls anyone knows how to disable buying airtime from bank??
It's making me load unnecessary airtime on my line abeq

Uyiii:
Lol, how will you vote buhari out without voting someone in, or is there an option to vote out a candidate in the voters card??

Hahhahahaha walai ur mouth too much.

See d kind early morning laff u don give me for here

chaiii why not here naaa

Kai

Proudlyngwa:
Wrong move.

They should have allowed this to cool down before making a statement.
Except the so-called sales rep has been heavily settled or threatened, He will damage Emzors reputation beyond recognition.

Such high level acts, don't go without the involvements of factory workers, managers and security personnels in the company.





That being said, cough medicine is an over the counter drugs and it is not illegal.
The BBC should not come and cause a storm where there is none,
There are people who are addicted to paracetamol, a lot of British youths get wasted on nitrous oxide which is not illegal.

The sales rep might have been doing illegal transactions but he never sold anything illegal.

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God bless u for this.
I argued with someone about this that the sales person didn't sell anything illegal.
The mission of every company is to "sell more and make more money for the organization" and that's exactly what he did. The only problem is he sold it to the wrong guys. That's all.

Chiedu4Trump:
We should be grateful they were not screaming to kill Christians

Chaii nawa ooo. That was meant to be a joke and not some religion.......

Abeq who has the video of those hausa guys that kept screaming "chilling in the machine" while on bike

Gizer:
shey no be baba God go ans ur hustle ghan??

Na him but he gats see ur effort first baba.

No hustle no picking of call

TheUpsetGirl1:
this girl and dick matter sef... na ur type dey fear dick for real life

Asin ehhh...

Had a girl like tht wey been dey make noise for chat. Wen we meet na e I know say all na mouth she jus dey make sef.

Had to ask her if that was her First time..

Gizer:
Baba God ans my call o...

U bettet goan hustle and stop this "Baba God answer my call"

Its possible police hands over this guy to army, dem no go even do am anything ooo.
Anything is possible

Alanzazani:
Honestly plenty Abuja girls are fake. Even the ones wey never leave Nigeria go dey form accent. That is how one was forming "woht?" When we were gisting na when i go drop am for her house na inside one slum for Arab road she dey stay. Very fake things

Hahahhahhaaaa

Awesomenovellas:
I just had a migraine from reading this...

I wouldn't have been able to pinpoint what the whole drama is about if I hadn't read what the OP typed at the beginning.


But hold on a sec tho, aren't Big Girls supposed to be classy and maybe, speak something close to good English

Na only accent dem sabi. Tell most of dem to construct to write na wahala

soberdrunk:
If these two homos get sense, with these pictures their Uk or Us citizenship is 95% certain.......

My thought as well

myself13:
Those who practice masturbation sparingly have nothing to worry about. A natural stress reliever with a caution prescription.

Like once a week??