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WHOSE REPORT DO YOU BELIEVE?

This definitely is going to sound like one of those poorly written Nollywood scripts. Believe it or not, it is true and it happened to me!
As I write this post, seeing this day has brought reassurance that having faith in God is the best thing to happen to anyone alive! �
I am Igbo and we have this adage "that only a tree � hears that it would be cut down tomorrow and still stands in one place".
THE PROPHECY :
For starters, I am a firm believer in the word of God and the fact that God speaks to his servants and hears their supplications. 2nd Chr 20 : 20 explains it better and I really don't care who believes it or not.
Anyway, a few months ago I received a prophecy from a man of God whom I have never met in person up till this moment.
He had this to say after telling me some things that I could confirm.
" There is a grand plan to kill you. The plan has been concluded and it will come in one out of three ways. Accident, gunshot or Snake bite". I was really not bothered at first until he added. " To avert this, we must do this and that else, you will not live to see your next birthday". Quickly, I had retorted, 'God forbid! I reject it!
AND I DID NOTHING OUT OF ALL HE SAID BUT RATHER RAN TO GOD IN PRAYERS WITH UNREPENTANT FAITH.

NOW, DO YOU SEE WHY TODAY IS A GREAT DAY IN MY LIFE?
Rev Fr, Cletus, Rev Sam Iwuala, Pastor Fred Abiaka, Sis NG Udensi and Sis Esimaje Mabiaku and other men and women of God, I cannot thank you enough for standing in the gap.
You shall see good and nothing lesser than good in your lives. As you intervened for me in prayers, may God always intervene for you in all areas of your lives.
Fellow Nairalanders please join me in thanking God for contrary to the report of man, I am alive in the land of the living!
Happy birthday to me.

Unfortunately, all I can see are pictures of building that needs renovation and possibly equipment BUT ONE WHOSE PEOPLE ARE EITHER LAZY OR SIMPLY DO NOT CARE FOR.
The Government is not to be blamed for the unkempt surroundings, the overgrown bushes and grasses around the building. What are the youths of the Community doing?

If you do not believe in the blood that our Lord Jesus Christ shed on the cross of calvary, ask yourself, why has God not destroyed this World?
After all, Sodom and Gomorrah never did half of what we are doing today!

Civilization and technology are good but if you are a parent with growing kids, a lot might be going on right now and right under your nose. You must learn and know these codes :

If you are a parent with grown kids who chat on phones with their mates take note of the following slangs

The list will redefine how you monitor your teen’s conversations with his/her peers.

LIST:

1) IWSN- I want sex now.
2) GNOC- Get naked on camera.
3) NIFOC- Naked in front of computer.
4) PIR- Parent in room.
5) CU46 - See you for sex.
6) 53X- Sex.
7) 9- Parent watching.
� 99 -Parent gone.
9) 1174′- Party meeting place.
10) THOT- That hoe over there.
11) CID- Acid (the drug).
12) Broken- Hungover from alcohol.
13) 420- Marijuana.
14) POS- Parent over shoulder.
15) SUGARPIC- Suggestive or erotic photo.
16) KOTL- Kiss on the lips.
17) LsMIRL- Let’s meet in real life.
18) PRON- Porn.
19) TDTM- Talk dirty to me.
20) 8 -MouthAction.
21) CD9 -Parents around/Code 9.
22) IPN- I’m posting naked.
23) LH6- Let’s have sex.
24) WTTP- Want to trade pictures?
25) DOC- Drug of choice.
26) TWD- Texting while driving.
27) GYPO- Get your pants off.
28) KPC- Keeping parents clueless.

If you think parenting is still the same as what our parents did, You will fail...

Take to Learning.

The delivery man must be from a big delivery company hence their ability to shut the authorities up.
Call them out and if possible post pictures of the parcels that was to be picked up, or their previous deliveries.
THEY WILL BE SO BUSY BATTLING WITH THEIR IMAGE THAT THEY WILL NO LONGER HAVE TIME TO PROTECT THE ANIMAL.
Secondly, get a petition across to the no nonsense IGP. Those cops that mocked the poor victim will ever regret disgracing the police uniform they put on.

For me, it's not about who is connected or not. Arthur Eze is rich connected and a philanthropyist. Same goes for Nweke. But trust me, this has gone beyond land dispute, dig well and you will see that what is at play now is the fight for superiority and influence. Two mega billionaires that should come together and form a formidable force. Exactly my problem with my people and our quest for secession. Who will bow to who? Who will allow who to lead and be a mere follower?

Awesome, amazing, stunning in fact, I lack the right words. But just remembered that despite everything, we all still end up in a cold, lonely and termite infested six feet.
This world is truly vanity upon vanity.
Congratulations bro, I am happy for you.

Nigeria's soccer maestro, Kelechi Ihenacho, has been called out by his childhood friend for forgetting the past so soon. The letter posted by Facebook blazer, Kryss Chinenye Okoro is not only heartbreaking but a great lesson for everyone.
Please read.

I cried while reading this letter, life, life, ohhh life



Kelechi Iheanacho's Childhood friend Pens him a very emotional letter.

He wrote;

Kelechi iheanacho was my childhood friend, we grew up together in the same neighborhood Nekede Old Road Owerri IMO state. We played the street balls together under the rain and scorching sun. We attended the same primary school; Unique Nursery and primary school Umualum Nekede No 4 b/stop as at then but has relocated to a new site now. We did almost everything together but today grace has found you and you've rose and clapped your way into the corridors of fame and stardom,you're now a celebrity not just in Nigeria but all over the world.

I remember how we conquered the environments of Ama - ato. Azuatalam,Chigozirim known as Podosky and you and I.

If we are not there, the games won't be fun, but you've forgotten so fast and now mingles with those that you met after being famous.

We played an academy club "Danish" together for years before you moved to Taye academy how can you just forget those days so fast.

I remember how happy i was when i watched you play for Nigeria under 17 in UAE 2013. I was not surprised when you conquered the world in that stage because i knew how good you were prior to that moment. Your senior brother, Uchenna couldn't give me your contact because we are no more on the same pedestrian,you've moved higher.

Hear this,

I'm writing this not because hunger has finished my life but because a picture with you now will serve as a story i will tell to my children. Don't forget that the bodyguards and security personnel guarding you from people coming close to you, were not there when we use to go to the bush in Uzo ubi those days in search of riped fruits. It pains my heart that you've forgotten most of us who suffered with you and grew up together with you in the hood.
It's hard for me to to you again as i've followed you in all social media platforms, Instagram, twitter, e.t.c. But it's easy if you want to get to me,if really you want to.

Please whoever that can reach out to Kelechi Iheanacho should help me and show him this letter and tell him it was written by Bala as i was nicknamed those days.

Rising to stardom doesn't mean you should forget those who grew up with you. I still remember paying for some matches we watched together at the viewing centres even game centres for PS2 (PlayStation). The things we did together are so enormous that i can't put all in writing.

Friends, i know Kelechi Iheanacho may not see this but you that is reading it now, don't forget the people with you know when luck shines on you.
Don't call them lazy,poor or feel irritated when you see them coming to you. We all started from somewhere and grace found you.

Godswill Uche (A.K.A Bàlà)

Advice your boss to get an external auditor to audit the Company's accounts.
Revelations will be made and queries issued and you will be in the clear.

Mr Mohammed Babandede MFR, the Comptroller General of the Nigeria Immigration Service has described as false and malicious, the news on some social media handles that he shared the sum of N23 million Naira given as palliative to the Service among his cronies.
In a press release signed by the Service PRO, DCI Sunday James, Mr Babandede clarified that he has not received any money as palliative for the Service either from the Public or private sector.
He further explained that the touted payments to some officers and men were routine payments processed and paid in line with extant rules.
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Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Zubby, I am so sorry I can't hold back my disgust at your foul language and utter disregard for decorum.
I just watched a video clip where you were ranting like a woman inlabour. What really came over the calm and soft spoken Zubby? How vain and utterly stupid can someone be? You were caught on camera dancing and spraying bundles of Naira notes on the so called pastor. Now, instead of apologizing to your fans for this 'Bleep up ', you are here ranting and insulting those who believed he is your pastor. Where we with you at Otu when you were pals?
He attended your house warming party and sprayed millions without our seeing it, why not go to his house on his birthday and spray him billions without the publicity!
Trust me, you owe your fans an apology.
Ayam taayad abeg.

Federal Republic of Rivers State. I thought this man is a lawyer or is he high on something?

The Comptroller General of the Nigeria Immigration Service, Mohammed Babandede MFR, has said that the Service is now ready to resume the Issuance of passports and the acquisition of new applications. He said this while issuing a stern warning to all the formations of the Nigeria Immigration Service to put in place all necessary measures to protect his officers and men and the general public from the deadly pandemic, Covid 19. "Nothing should be left to chance because this is a matter of life and death", he said.
Our reporter took the liberty to visit the Immigration Passport Office in Warri to verify the level of compliance with the Compt. General's charge and brought in these heart warming pictures.
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Mynd44

And someone with the basic knowledge of reporting approved this!
Okay you told us what happened.
Where did it happen?
When did it happen?
Who are the people involved?
How did it happen and
How did you get this incomplete story?

Location is Yaba Lagos and the lineup of hungry looking children devoid of tribe or religion, brought tears to my aged eyes. However, my day was made as I saw the quality of the food the children were being served. Her name is Prophetess Funke Adegbola and all she could say to my numerous questions was, "God has been using one Mr Folakay to feed these children twice daily since the inception of lockdown". For personal reasons, he has refused to make himself known ".

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Miss Oyewade Temilade, the current Miss Culture and a contestant in the ongoing Miss Liberty Nigeria 2020 beauty pageant has released some exclusive pictures to mark her birthday party.
The Osun State beauty queen and a strong member of the Make Me Foundation, a Non - Governmental Organization that cares for widows and depraved women however, is celebrating with just her family because of the Covid-19 pandemic. We wish her a happy birthday.

One thing that keeps baffling me is how shaky and scared these same heartless idiots look when caught.
Who knows, if Shekau is caught, he might start asking for mercy while forgetting how many people he has turned into widows, widowers and orphans.
Those who live by the sword should be gallant enough to die by the sword.
QED.

haywire07:
Before the border was shut, and foreigners were still allowed into the country, it is the duty of the Immigration at respective airports to check every immigrant or returnees.

But guess what, they allowed them in freely. Hoping to collect "oga, wetin you carry come for us" or other means of extortion.

I'm glad the Comptroller himself became a victim of their inactions.

This is a very insensitive comment. Wishing someone you should be rejoicing with evil is a pointer to the workings of one's heart.
Do remember also that this is the first Comptroller General that has gone out of the way to introduce e-gates, train and equip his men to man the boarders properly and many more.
Anyway, this is Nigeria where everyone only sees wrong doings without seeing those that are dedicated to duty.

toluleke:
today na 20th.

Thanks, my mistake

The Comptroller General of the Nigeria Immigration Service, Mohammed Babandede (MFR) has resumed duties after a life threatening battle with the deadly corona virus.

His arrival today, the 21st of April 2020 was greeted with so much joy by his officers and men.

It would be recalled that Mr Babandede had tested positive to the deadly virus on his arrival into the Country after his official leave.

In an interesting turn of events that surprised the world, the United States Of America, through it's Surgeon General has dumped the much touted and mostly suspicious Bill Gates vaccine.
The action is presently being received with jubilation and excitement across Nations.

The United States just dumped bill Gates vaccine.. I just can't keep it to myself☺� GOOD NEWS!!!

See this ..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNK9zesHQls


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Lalasticlala
Mynd44

There was pandemonium in the Abakpa Area of Enugu on Thursday last week, as news circulated that a Lady had been used for a meal, by her hungry dogs.

The incident which led to a traffic gridlock on the ever busy Nike Rd, opposite a popular filling station, beside St Theresa’s Catholic Church, had crowds of people trying to feast their eyes.

signaturetv.org investigations revealed that the victim Ada Young who returned from overseas a couple of years ago lived by herself with over thirty dogs as pets and protectors.

According to neighbours, the said Ada Young, who lived a queer and reclusive life had no children, relations or friends visiting, as her many dogs were her only companions.

Though she was said to hail from Ngwo in Enugu North Local Government Area, a not distant Community from where she lived, neighbours said they have no recollection of the deceased receiving visitors.

WHAT LED TO HER DEATH?

According to eyewitnesses some Hausa traders who sold petty articles in front of the deceased house raised alarm after days of not seeing her.

This led to attempts to forcefully enter the property which was repulsed by an army of hostile dogs.

However, they said when eventually after gaining access to the house with majority of the dogs killed, what was found was the carcass of the body of the lady with only her head still remaining.

According to a male trader who refused to give his name but has a shop around the area, it was suspected that Ada may have taken ill or even died and was unable to feed her dogs for days and when the hunger became unbearable for the rabid animals, they pounced on her for a meal.

Another witness who spoke on camera but claimed he witnessed the evacuation of the body, said the only thing that helped the identification of the victim was the head without a body, which was all that was left of the victim.

Efforts to confirm the incident through the Police has not yielded result but signaturetv.org correspondent in Enugu quotes multiple sources as saying they witnessed the ugly incident.

Source :

signaturetv.org

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Mynd44

Always thinking after talking. The reason why he turned from a sudden hero to a fugitive.
Anyway, for those who still have their brains in their skulls.

This is the height of hypocrisy. Charity they say begins at home.
If he has been this outspoken about his State, Abia, THAT STATE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE MOST BACKWARD AND WORST STATE IN THE COUNTRY TODAY.

Her father is the president for crying out loud!

Mankind and nudity!
HUMANS, STILL MISSING THAT BEAUTIFUL LIFE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

Guess some producers and marketers are laughing their heads off at the heading you gave this post. OP, are you a doctor?

Today, at the Central Mosque hadejia in Jigawa State, the very cream de la cream of the society were gathered to witness the stunning wedding ceremony of Hajera Muhammad Babandede and Muhammad Sani Adamu.
While the former is the daughter of the digital Comptroller General of the Nigeria Immigration Service, Mohammed Babandede MFR, the later is the son of Hon Justice Adamu Kafarati, chief Justice of the Federal High Court rtd.
The gathering of royal fathers, top government officials, captains of Industries, the rich and even the indegent only led credence to popularity and and acceptability of both families by the people.
Please join me in wishing the young couple a blissful married life.
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Lalasticlala
Mynd44