₦airaland Forum

Divay22:
Hmmm
It's really a sad one.
Not your fault though..Keep taking care of those cuties
The people i admire the most, are those who choose to smile despite their pains and struggl

You often have a way of making so much sense

fiizznation:
I have a problem with this statement; 'If you know the owners call the police' I hope the Nigeria police I know won't accuse the real owners of the cars as accomplices to the arm-robbers.

If any of those cars is one of my car, and some arm-robbers used it to carry a "successful" arm-robbery like this; heaven knows I ain't going to any police division to retrieve that car. Like fvck, we are talking about Nigeria police. Ok, sacrificial car will be my car's new name.


It is well

You will only have something to fear, if the car was snatched from you and you failed to incident a report at the neatest police station. In that case, your name is sorry.
Remember too that you not going for the car might be a pointer to the fact that you have something to hide because from the car registration, you will still be traced and tracked down

Everything we blame Government. You have been in IDP camp for so long. You knew it's not conducive for child delivery neither do you have the money to bring up a child YET YOU SENT SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER to her early grave simply because you don't know what PROTECTION is. Why bring out a child you cannot take care of which is very obvious since you cannot afford a coffin for your late wife.

It's been almost 29 years but sports lovers in Nigeria have continued to miss the football legend, late Sam Okwaraji aka "Wasky Pele".
A pioneer student of Eziachi Secondary School, Orlu, in Imo State, Wasky as he was fondly called was one of the soccer maestros that made the School tick in the good old days.
His conquests in sports did not end in football as he also won medals in boxing, table tennis and boxing.
In this throwback picture, Sam is seen squatting first from left in the first row.
May his beautiful soul continue to rest in peace.

Cc
Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44

This is not projecting what NYSC stands for or soldiers won't be wasting their time trying to instill discipline.
This lady may repeat her Service year, trust me.

itspzpics:
But u have money nah

She does not go to that farm because she is hungry but because if she doesn't she will fall sick. It's something she is used to. Have you wondered why old parents usually want to go back home no matter how comfortable you try to make them when they come visiting in the cities.

Viicfuntop:
If they don’t, why can’t they say anything or better still, say it before marriage

My dear if you ask me na who I go ask? Lol

The PPRO, should please confirm if this person is truly a Policeman and an ASP.
His comments and grammar are both terrible pointers to the Police' already battered image.

MissCokie:
( two comments and it made front page, I have a nice post buried somewhere in romance section ...


Deleting NL Account, since this managements promote less valuable topics relating to human behaviours and the societal ills and dysfunctions we are facing...

I can't be wasting my time, brain and all, typing and thinking while it would be treated with dismay...

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Please what's the title of the said post?

Viicfuntop:
Not that I am being shallow or anything, can I ask the igbos this question? Why do they always live with their siblings in their matrimonial home even though it’s one room. I get it, you come to hussle also but I see it as intrusion. Imagine a wife packed all her sisters to come live with her and the husband barely a week after marriage.

You are not being shallow but rather factual and believe it or not, men often don't find it funny.

The real purpose of this post is being defeated. If you don't believe in this great man and his foresighted vision, post a picture of your own hero rather than casting aspersions. How can we ever learn with all this tribal hatred?

Professional hazard. Rest in peace beautiful one

This is a good development but coming from the very ones we call illiterates is most surprising.
This is about the third of such in the North. While we are over here speaking big grammar and claiming to know it all, the revolution has started and Northern youths areaalready holding their representatives accountable.
Who can do this in Igbo land? Same person you planned it with will go behind you to leak the information for a few thousands of Naira and next we will be screaming marginalisation! Jesu meere anyi ebere.

"Some Christians symbolically link the cracking open of Easter eggs with the empty tomb of Jesus. ... The egg is seen by followers of Christianity as a symbol of resurrection: while being dormant it contains a new life sealed within it.
The death and resurrection of Jesus Christ brought us life, freedom, joy, etc, so what's wrong with the post?

JimaeChinko:
Before I answer your Judas question. I would like to say that this is a very simple question but your darkened heart that seeks after every "enticing word" fails to grasp this because of your refusal to read the Word with the aid of the Holy Spirit. Thou Viper. You only ask this question to justify your unbelief. Read this below before I continue with your Judas question.

Let me start with 1 Corinthians1:18-31(Goodnews):

18. For the message about Christ's death on the Cross is nonsense to those who are being LOST; but for us who are being SAVED it is God's power.

19. The scripture says:
"I will destroy the wisdom of the wise and set aside the understanding of the scholars."

20. So then, where does that leave the wise? or the scholars? or the skilful debaters of this world? God has shown that this world's wisdom is foolishness!.

21. For God in his wisdom made it IMPOSSIBLE for PEOPLE(All race) to know HIM by MEANS of THEIR OWN WISDOM. Instead, by means of the SO-CALLED "FOOLISH" Message we preach, God decided to save those WHO BELIEVE.

22. Jews want miracles for proof, and Greeks look for wisdom.

23. As for us, we proclaim the CRUCIFIED CHRIST, a MESSAGE that is OFFENSIVE to the JEWS and NONSENSE to the GENTILES.

24. but for those whom God has CALLED, both Jews and Gentiles, this MESSAGE is CHRIST, who is the POWER of GOD and the WISDOM of GOD.


Read the rest on your own up to verse 31 to understand the important lesson contained in there. Now back to your Judas Iscariot question on whether he was a Traitor or Hero? And how his name is totally avoided like a leperous case.

In my own opinion Judas was a Traitor. He was not destined to be but made himself one and in his "foolishness"(His exceeding greed/Covetousness for money) became a vehicle for use by Satan who too was foolish who thought as seen in Genesis 3:15 where an enmity(a demarcation was placed between the seed of Man and the seed of serpent) that His relentless attack at the Seed(Luke 1:35) would eventually shame and corrupt the message but Satan failed try as he may. He will never prevail. This is evident from different Bible verses I can quote starting with Genesis 3:15 up to verses in Revelations.

The intented effect of Satan's Wisdom(Foolishness) was turned to the glory of God in that it all became evidence for the Message which has seen many saved.

Satan still furious has not yet given up on propagating different false lies and teachings like the Book of Judas, the Islamist concept of Jesus not being the Son of God or even not crucified(They were not the first to say this. The Jews were the first to start this lie in Matthew 28:15).

We noticed first about Judas Iscariot that his name was formerly a very popular one given to children during his time but due to his betrayal. His name became avoided(HITLER comes to mind as an example of people whose evil deeds causes their names to be avoided by the next generation). We notice also that he was a Treasurer(the Keeper of Money for Jesus) and usually helped himself to it. He was a thief and a manipulative one at that(Notice how he acted like he had the sympathy for the poor in John 12:5-6 when all he wanted to do was help himself to that money). He played an active role in the apostolic ministry but missed the path.


He would have been forgiven if he had repented like Peter did but he felt there was no forgiveness for him which lead to him going the Suicide route. Although, Judas was one of the Original disciples but he was a disillusioned one who obviously thought that Jesus didn't exactly fulfil the Jews' desire which was that he was to be the one to overthrow the Roman Empire. Notice what he asked the Chief Priests in Matthew 26:14-15:
15. And asked, "WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME if I betray Jesus to you? ". Money was not just the motivating factor for Judas because we notice that after the betrayal he realised that money was nothing compared to what he had done and used it in purchasing the field for his Suicide after the Chief Priests refused accepting the money back.

Judas was with Jesus all the time so he knew all of the sayings of Jesus about the one who would betray him but won't understand that he(whoever the betrayer will be) will do this in fulfillment of the scriptures which is the MESSAGE symbolized in the DEATH and RESURRECTION of our Lord Jesus Christ.A clear example of how the World's wisdom(foolishness) turned to the glory of God. See Isaiah55:6-9.

Judas like Peter after this incident realised these sayings but unlike Peter failed to repent but felt his sins were too hard to be forgiven and then took it out on himself by going down the Suicide route.

Thank you sir for your explanations.You just added to my little knowledge. However, I leave your judgemental mind to the all-knowing creator, whose resurrection and victory over death we today celebrate. From your wealth of knowledge, you are a man of God hence I can neither touch nor do you any harm. If my God said that I am beautifully and wonderfully made, that settles it so I am neither a viper nor is my heart dark. Have a blessed Easter sir.

Thegeneralqueen:
with your small head you nor fear to tell me this trash

Sis, you harsh O. Anyway, some guys on Nairaland deserve nothing less.

Afonjas:
Jesus should be careful when appearing in Kogi State, the Fulani herdsmen are not like the Roman soldiers who are only armed with spears

If them catch again na bombing things o

Be careful bro, God is never mocked

kingBenedict:
1. Na mumu post be this 2. Everything worked according to God's plan, if he didn't use Judas then he would have used another person...scriptures had to be fulfilled 3. Judas also means Jude, He was called Judas Iscariot cos he was from Kerioth (a town in Judah)...Judas Iscariot simply means Jude, the man from Kerioth 4. Shey you go wan name your pikin Judas when you know wetin Judas be for everybody mind....

Thanks for your compliments sir because it takes a bigger mumu raised to power 2 to reply a mumu post.
No one has the monopoly of rudeness you know.
Happy Easter and thanks for your time.

As we celebrate the death and resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ, Christians all over the World are joyous because without His resurrection, our faith would have been in vain.
It is also pertinent to know that without the betrayal of Christ by one of the disciples, Judas, Christ would not have been killed and the resurrection would not have taken place. This automatically means that the SCRIPTURES would not have been fulfilled.
As crazy as it sounds, I have been wondering why the name of someone who played this vital role is today synonymous with leprosy. It's so bad that you hardly find people answering the name Judas.
Why is this the case? What do you really think is the reason for this?
Please men of God in the house, help me with answers.
Should Judas be seen truly as a traitor or hero? Or both?

safarigirl:
The original outfit was ugly and I would have trashed it too. No be everything dem give pesin to wear e must wear

A winner always knows what he/she wants and will never settle for less. I agree with you bae

obi58:
Why not allow the rule of law to take its course and allow the Judge to be the judge of that?

This is tantamount to taking laws into their own hands and a slap on the face of the same democracy which they as elected government should upload

Did you all remember that when you were calling for thellist without ceasing including the noise maker Secondus

jodeci:
Why was the list published if it was mere allegations.

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.Because Nigerians have been calling for the list claiming that the fight against corruption is only a ruse

imitateMe:
Nigerians and misplaced priorities.

Misplaced? Please what is more important than decent shelter?

Hmmmm, those living around Ekpan, should start relocating or expect updates soon..
Uvwie, I hail una o

Poverty is a bastard

SyberKate:
Nigerian roads are death traps that's why I only fly these days.

RIP

You really think our local flights are safer? Ever checked when 90% of them went for C-check last?.
Our trust is in God alone my dear

Now she will start making calls for someone to come and bail her. Why is it so difficult for us to obey simple orders? Ordinarily, all the routes Mr President would pass are flashpoints that cannot be compromised.. Hate him or love him but he is still Mr President and CIC of the Nigeria armed forces and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

The drama between the comic senator, Dino Melaye and the Nigeria Police is far from being over. The unfolding scenes where the two suspects that earlier confessed to carrying out criminal activities for the Senator suddenly broke out of jail and now the senator being declared wanted by the police is bound to be a chart buster.
Take a look at this report by Signature TV

Police declare Dino Melaye wanted

By Signature TV -March 28, 201804    The Kogi State Police Command has declared the lawmaker representing the Kogi West Senatorial District, Dino Melaye, wanted.Also, the Police on Wednesday confirmed the escape from custody of two suspects arrested and paraded last week for allegedly working for the senator and the son of a former governor of Kogi State, Mohammed Audu.Addressing newsmen on Wednesday in Lokoja, the state capital, the Commissioner of Police, Ali Janga said the duo have been placed on Interpol watchlist.
Source:
signaturetv.com.ng/Punch/LA

As simple as this thirty seconds test may appear, I pray our mods find it good enough to help a lot of people know the true state of their brains.
Good luck.


From *Dr Justin Jones* in Melbourne:

This is a *REAL Neurological screening Test*

Sit comfortably and feel calm.You should be able to complete all 3 tests within 30 seconds or even less.




1. Find the letter C from below. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2. If you have already found the letter C, now find the digit 6 from below. 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999969999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3. Now find the letter N from below. It's a little more difficult. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


If you are able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having AlzheimerDisease. Congratulations !!! If you need to relook, that may be an early sign of an aging brain....... And its not a joke. . . . . . There is C, 6, and N in those crowdy lines. Keep healthy and a wishing you all a bright day ahead...��� Please take this test. You'll be surprised how many won't be able to find it even after multiple attempts
Cc
Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44

Ahmed Hassan, who tried to blow up a packed tube train at Parsons Green in West London, was jailed today to life imprisonment, with a recommendation that he serve a minimum of 34 years.

In his sentencing remarks, Mr Justice Haddon-Cave, made the following pertinent and astute observations:

“Finally, Ahmed Hassan, let me say this to you: You will have plenty of time to study the Qur’an in prison in the years to come. You should understand that the Qur’an is a book of peace; Islam is a religion of peace. The Qur’an and Islam forbid anything extreme, including extremism in religion. Islam forbids breaking the ‘law of the land’ where one is living or is a guest. Islam forbids terrorism (hiraba). The Qur’an and the Sunna provide that the crime of perpetrating terror to “cause corruption in the land” is one of the most severe crimes in Islam. So it is in the law of the United Kingdom.

You have, therefore, received the most severe of sentences under the law of this land. You have violated the Qur’an and Islam by your actions, as well as the law of all civilized people. It is to be hoped that you will come to realise this one day.”

The AML unequivocally support and applaud the Learned Judge’s insightful and accurate analysis. The despicable act of planning to kill, injure and maim innocent civilians must not go unpunished. The disassociation of any and all acts of terror from the peaceful religion of Islam is vital in redressing the skewed misportrayal perpetrated on a daily basis and is crucial to building the trust lost within our communities.

Ismet Rawat
President
Association of Muslim Lawyers

Hope the new baby no resemble your boss shaa. Just thinking.