₦airaland Forum

advanceDNA:
Its not easy but she go dey alright...no worry too much....especially if na outside london.

.since she get person there...they go show her the ropes . shared apartments na the way..


But remember...!....its cut throat in the uk, no matter the kind visa...
if na visit/tourist or coded attachè visa she use enter...u don enter one chance be that, cos once your babe enter hustle mode for survival, just forget am....

most of them always take the easy way out to settle their permanent stay...and that way will likely not include you...

VeryWickedMan:
Never knew simping is a full time job

afroniger:
Smh. Nigerians are the only people I know of that would break the laws of the country they're visiting, and when challenged by that country's authorities they'll still be using ogboju. I recall one of those that tried to circumvent the new UAE law was threatening to report the Dubai official to the United Nations. Why are we like this?? Is it by force to go to Dubai?

Omihanifa:
You dated a woman from the waters?
You better run to a bible believing church for cleansing. Marin spirits are very stubborn and deadly too.

Try and do something fast. And from henceforth don’t go and play inside an large body of water.

pansophist:
Yes. Check Ryanair.com and wizzair.com. then maybe transavia.com and easyjet.com. but the first two are the cheapest.

Depends on where you're going, but from major airports like London Stansted/Gatwick or Dublin Airport, you'll fly almost to anywhere in europe for less than 20 usd.

I flew for one euros before but that was a promo, but ten to twenty euros are the norm. So it's actually cheaper to fly to another country, than to take a taxi to the airport. Isn't europe great?

LordAdam16:
They've been trying for years now. That infographic was made in 2019. Five years ago. The woke crowd are trying to push this thing called "age-appropriate" r/ships.

As it goes, someone like DiCaprio should not be dating women in their 20's, when he's 47. Notice that's the same age as Zach Braff who I commented on a couple of pages back after his breakup with Florence Pugh.

DiCaprio should be dating women closer to his age (in their 40's and 50's, maybe late 30's), the so-called "evening newspapers". It is a flagrant, though coordinated attempt to restrict men's options and push a scarcity mindset (with all of its related deficits). Also, it helps aggregate a large pool of made men that must rescue the retired h**s, single moms, divorcees, and cat ladies.

Interestingly, you'll not see them breathe a word when the likes of Madonna change their boy toys. But when has hypocrisy ever stopped femmes from fighting for their interests?

DiCaprio is a credentialed Wokester as a climate change advocate and he is one of the most celebrated actors of his generation, so their attacks have not gained traction. I certainly hope he stops dating and adds some Victoria Secret models to his speed dial. He might become a casualty of a Second Wave of #MeToo. Recall how successive waves of feminism have had weirder demands.

-Lord

Calibrator:
Abeg who get Original iPhone cord?

I wan wipe person for neck!

Rozross:
Abj and lag but mostly abj and I wish to be silent about my tribe sir(no offense)

shariff84:
Prices as of today:-

Milk beans 53k
Oloyin 50k
Drum 47k
Olotu 47k
Iron beans 48k
Potasko beans 45k
Suyabeans 33k
Loca rice 52k
Bambara nut 58k
Locust beans 25k
Millet 22k(old)
New millet 16k
Peal millet 24k
Sorghum (Dawa white) 22k
Red sorghum (jan dawa)23k
White maize 19k
Yellow grade A 21k
Yellow Grate B 20k
New maize 13k
Local rice 26k(50kg)
Paddy rice 20k(260k/ton)
Sesame 55k
Sunflower 45k
Tiger nut big seed 55k
Tiger nut small seed 40k
Egwusi Igbo type;handpeeled 84k, engine peeed 78k.
Egwusi Niger 75k handpeeled,70k engine.
Cassava peeled 12k
Groundnut peeled 55k
Unpeeled Groundnut 10k
All in 100kg bag(26 rubber paint)


We have started receiving orders to southeast states,we will send them all next week Thursday,you can now placed ur own order.
Southwest state sending time is tomorrow.
Due to high cost of gas, transport to south east is 3k per bag.Transport to southwest is 2k-2k5.Abuja is 2k.

Rozross:
Not everybody sir, I’m an exception. I pity his gullible followers who are so vulnerable to his deceptions. Nigerian youths are easily deceived.

pansophist:
Yes, men created this monster. Its the irresponsibility of Nigerian men that made Nigerian woman what they've come to become.

I know because I have lived in at least five countries, visited dozens more, and always study the social and intergender dynamics in these places. Make I clear you another story.

I remember when one Turkish girl would never had sex with any guys while on student dormitory, she would flirt, kiss and romance but sex? Never. Sex de hungry her, but she knows the problem that awaits her back home if she does not retain her virginity.

It would be hard for her to get married, since in Muslim countries, virginity is prized high. Her behaviour was shaped due to the what the men who have created Turkish society will never accept, and it's either she moved out of Turkey if she wants to be promiscuous, or live up to what the society expected from her by retaining her virginity.

Meanwhile in one country in West Africa wey de close to Cameroon, a woman will be nacked by useless boys, then a responsible man go come marry am in a grand style, and give her the treatment that a woman who kept her virginity should receive. So men actually downgrade the institution of marriage themselves.

We somehow destroy all mechanism to hold women accountable. No matter how they mess up reach, men somehow go exempt them from the consequences. Meanwhile, if a man didn't worked hard and use his life do better thing, women will hold you accountable by ignoring you. They are quite brutal at that.

You don't even have to go far to see the dynamics. Northern Nigeria is more Conservative than the South. Go to Chad and Niger, you'll see the same thing. Virgins everywhere. Naija men, una f up big time.

Zonefree:
Big brother go Allen avenue go pack Oloshos come lock them one place with hornyy boys.

pocohantas:
Congratulations to them.



You don’t have respect for any vows. You guys only stay together while fcking around and claiming polygamous in nature. A lot of you Nigerian men (especially) sleep around with 200L girls, while your virtuous wife is at home in bongo shorts, pursuing your 3yrs old son to drink custard. That is no RESPECT FOR VOWS.

Some of your wives knack outside and bring home foreign bodies.

Remove stigmatisation and lack of funds, Nigerian women would be dumping you guys at the drop of a hat.

Respect indeed!

Sheddy5:
The man is using sorcery, and you know most fake pastors that claim they have powers, got the so called power from the sea in which they use to perform signs and wonders, a true pastors would'nt be demanding for money like that, nor threatning you, he would only tell you not to forget him, that's all, but this your pastor from ph has so many red flag contracditing him for being holy.


don't be afraid, just cut him any way you can, you can start going to a holy church like christ choosen or gospel faith mission, these are the churchies i've seen and felt the through presence of the holy spirit. you can let the pastor know what you're going through. (i mean the pastor in one of those churchies above^) and put it in prayers.

madprophet:
In matters like this,

I would encourage you to thread very carefully.

This guy is just an advanced babalawo with very tight connections with the marine.

If you wanna cut him, at least build yourself spiritually to certain level with prayer and fasting, as well as studying the word of God.

You are naturally a graced person, who would naturally break protocols, if you allow God to walk with you. He is only asking because he knows the source of your wealth and how much influence he has on you.

My advice for you is if you feel you wanna break free, you have to ask God to intervene, I can assure you he already know you are seeking for help and looking on to eliminate his influence.

Don't commonise this.. if you wanna break free, talk to God and he would deliver you. People prophesies and can be very exact but there is a thin line btw prophecy and sorcery.

My advice again is please be careful.

I wish you best of luck

killmods:
Honestly bro there's what is known as familiar spirits. It's what these diviners connect with. These spirits have been in existence long before ur forefathers. They are spirits attached to families from generation to generations carrying out certain assignments either for good or for bad. That's why u see some certain patterns of some families. From dying young or at a certain stage, not making progress in life past certain stage no matter how they hustle or are educated, not marrying right, having great wealth with ease, having certain sicknesses and diseases that cuts them off at their prime, the girls not staying long in marriages, the guys struggling forever just to be afloat etc. These familiar spirits are around to enforce such situations that have been decreed over families either by self inflicted curses by looking for help in the wrongest of places (wealth, favours, children, protection etc) or outright curse being placed over them from an outside source. That's why I pity people who do charms and all sorts and they tell them no repercussions and they believe the devil not k owing they have just mortgaged their generations even yet unborn. Thank God u are aware he is running u streets...Stay away from that false prophet. Because in tje long run u will be doing more damage to ur own soul and that of the next generations. Problems are meant to draw us to our source God and not away. He knows what ur facing and only wants u to recognize the power within which he has deposited that has been laying dormant. God when say fear not for I am with u no dey lie. The trouble may take longer than expected but just know the longer the troubles the grater the victory and what's coming. God has never lied na we nor dey strong enough to really exercise patience and pray with wetin him talk back to am.

Martinez39s:
The guy is a really cashing out at your expense. Anyway, I became a prophet yesterday after God's holy call; with just 250k, I will fix your spiritual problems. In fact, I have a vision for you now. Wire me now.

Na play I dey play. Just cut him off.

Ilekokonit:
The man is a charlatan, a vulture and a lazy crook.

Why does he not go and work for a living instead of milking a hard working man.

I have not been to church for 23 years and the heavens have not fallen. I worship God the way my spirit dictates in my own house.

Don't worry yourself how he does his predictions, just meditate on the following bible verses and ask God to talk to you directly.

1 Timothy 2:5 (KJV)
For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;

Jeremiah 17:5 (AMP)
Thus says the Lord, Cursed is the man who trusts in and relies on mankind, Making [weak, faulty human] flesh his strength,
And whose mind and heart turn away from the Lord.

Matthew 24:24 (KJV)
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Matthew 24:23-28 (AMP)
Then if anyone says to you [during the great tribulation], Look! Here is the Christ, or There He is, do not believe it. For false Christs and false prophets will appear and they will provide great signs and wonders, so as to deceive, if possible, even the elect (Gods chosen ones). Listen carefully, I have told you in advance. So if they say to you, Look! He is in the wilderness, do not go out there, or, Look! He is in the inner rooms [of a house], do not believe it. For just as the lightning comes from the east and flashes as far as the west, so will be the coming [in glory] of the Son of Man [everyone will see Him clearly]. Wherever the corpse is, there the vultures will flock together.

1 Corinthians 14:33 For God is not the author of confusion

Jeremiah 6:13 (NIV)
From the least to the greatest, all are greedy for gain;
prophets and priests alike, all practice deceit

The only thing I can recommend is for you to change your phone number so that the false prophet can not get to you anymore and then listen to someone like Rev George Adegboye videos on Youtube at arms length as he knows the bible from back to front and you hearing so many bible verses in one video will surely boost your faith and resolve to break the chains that that false prophet has used to tie you.

And from now on do your religion from YouTube (i.e at arms length).

I can recommend listening to Rev George Adegboye's videos on Youtube as they have a way of emboldening your faith to tackle any one that wants to put you in bondage as Rev George speaks from the bible which he can recite from A-Z off heart.

DonEvarest:
Simps never disappoint. Idiot!

DonEvarest:
Simps never disappoint. Idiot!

DonEvarest:
Simps never disappoint. Idiot!

Rozross:
You lowkey have a good and Godly side, your type ends up in the altar of God at the later part of their life. Was expecting a response like sea((trade))’s but you shock me

ouzo1:
Every time meat dey full your food, EFCC suppose look into ur matter o haba... I just finish to drink garri with raw groundnut and no sugar but here u dey, dey advertise meat wey u cook come mix rice.

Tokotaya:
Still trying to understand how 'faka-fiki' can be going on beside you and you are still sleeping. That husband deserves a knock on his head. I don't drink, sha. I hear it is possible with heavy drinkers. That has got to be the excuse. Maybe he don shayo.

kingslj:
mine was with a technical school Head Girl in Delta state.
This particular girl was the toast of the town then. Never knew the King of the town was her sugar daddy .
me as a young undergraduate from uniport wanted a part of the action.

na so i go sleep for her house one night ,by 12pm after like 2 rounds ,i dey hear Dog they bark seriously , As town main boy i peep through window ... come see my King for door step de wait make my girl open door.

Real story man ... Next day town crier say make nobody keep dog for community again .Order from the King,

Make una no ask me how i take escape that night o.
The Girl was from ovie oree town.

foleskay:
As a guy in his 30s,who has seen the good,bad and d ugly when it comes to knacking matter over the years. So tonight I reminisce those moments I found myself in d most embarrassing circumstances during d course of fvccking.

The first one,there was a babe I used to run parol with then around year 2019. Due to her tight work schedule,as she works for shoprite in ibadan,so she normally returns back home at night. So most times na late hour we dey see like 11pm. So this very day,we dey romance at a welder's shop and from there I laid her down on d welder's table..removed d welder's bulb and rt there we dey Bleep. As I was thrusting hard,and she dey give me d moan, suddenly I heard kpaaa at my back..omo it was a stick,I jumped up and I saw two guys at my back holding sticks. I was afraid and took to my heels. They followed..I over ran them..so I found a place to hide..was confused,and right there i got to knw I was with only boxer,my 6k palm not on my feet,my phone gone.. Was thinking about d girl..wat could hv happnd to her,many things ran thru my mind..how do I get home wt boxers only. I dare not return there again.

Eventually I found my way bk home,and I could not sleep that nyt. My iphone 7 gone. D following morning,I traced my sandals to d area but no where to be found. I went to d girls house i was told she was in hospital.wtf!! I got there,her head was in bandage,and stiches in her hand. We dare not say wat happened. She said she told her parents she was attacked. Well,we still dated for two years before she went to Libya. Worst sex of ma life.

Oya mk una share urs too.

imagrg:
When my wife died, I didn't knack for some months and my libido was high.
I had so many female sympathisers who slept over in my house. One of them even slept on same bed with me because of her closeness to the family.
On a particular night, I woke up to urinate but when I stood up, my eyes strayed to her and what I saw turned me on! Her legs were spread South and Westward. I went to pee and still saw her in that position when I returned.
I tapped her on the lap and asked her to adjust. She looked at me and turned her arse to my torso as I slept on the bed. I pulled my gbola out of my boxer and entered her from behind. Her next reaction surprised me.

She turned and gave me a dirty slap on my face that reset my brains. She asked if I thought she was a prostitute.
In the end, I begged her and still bleeped her.

ubunja:
the most of these pastors are indeed scammers utilising all sorts of tricks to get info about yourself to present to you as if they got it by some mystical way. But,, the real is there. It may be a tiny percentage but they are there. People who are in touch with spirits and who work real wonders.

I can't count how many times I used to meet devil worshippers on 2go back in the day. These people are there. It would be a terrible mistake to believe that what you see with your nâkéd eye is all there is. There are forces out here.[

Martinez39s:
The guy is a really cashing out at your expense. Anyway, I became a prophet yesterday after God's holy call; with just 250k, I will fix your spiritual problems. In fact, I have a vision for you now. Wire me now.

Na play I dey play. Just cut him off.

DanieleLorenzo:
You don solve your problem already.

You also stated that before now, you used to give 10% of your income to the less privileged. I suggest you keep doing that instead of lining the pockets of one lasy MF.

As far as your conscience dey clean, every where go good.