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Audacius:
Thanks to that person who posted the NIBSS link for e-dividend self-service. Can't find the post to quote in appreciation.

I got the dividends of Zenith and StanbicIBTC which I enrolled for without the bank/stockbroker/registrar paper process.

Waiting for the others.

Here is the link for any other person who might need it:

https://docuhub3.nibss-plc.com.ng/edmms/self-service

Have filled the necessary info and documents on the portal.
Please how do I track my dividends progress? I downloaded a document with some numbers for each stock.
How do I use it? Thanks

Gerrard59:
I have seen men who were praised and adored when they had money, but as the money finished due to poor planning, sudden retirement, posting and bad economy, the same men were disregarded and discarded. I have seen how my female classmates looked down on us their male counterparts who obviously did not have money, but rather aimed at those who were in higher levels.

I don see things, na why I dey fear poverty. When a man lacks money, he is largely useless to the society. Make nobody just bring that marriage talk come my side.

If poverty hold you, na that time you go know say Jesus no get tribal mark.
It will humble you and you will experience insults and ridicules even from your younger ones, friends and family who kept their mouth shut when you were doing better.
They will use the opportunity to pour out all what as in their mind they couldn't say when you were financially stable.
You no fear poverty reach me.
Poverty will make you be invincible to people.
I always laugh those who boast about sleeping with rich guy's girlfriends or wives because in my little time on earth, have seen more rich guys sleeping with the wives and girlfriends of the poor than the poor will ever do.
For every poor man sleeping with a rich men wives, 20 of poor men wives would have been slept with by a rich man.
And have know that Love and sex have failed more relationship than money will ever do

tensazangetsu20:
Yeah and you dont even have to pay off at once. Payment plan is like 350k every month for 24 months. Someone earning equivalent of 1.3 million a month here will easily drive a brand new car. That land cruiser thats like 250 million in Nigeria is around 58 million here.

Waooooooo
Waoooooooo
250m to 58m?
Someone is really reaping us out here. Everything is just damn expensive here.
I noticed this anomaly in flight fares when you can travel from London to Paris for 45k but Lagos to abuja is about 80-150k not to even mention Lagos to Accra which is about 400-500k one way

tensazangetsu20:
Equivalent of 18 million naira will get you a 2024 mazda brand new here in Chile. Mazda CX3. Cars are too expensive in Nigeria.

Waooooo
2024 brand new car? For 18m?
Damn
Cars are too expensive in Nigeria.
I don't know why.
Maybe it is the tariff.
Cars are too expensive

seunny4lif:
Erdogan called Eurovision a 'disgrace' and the contestants 'Trojan horses of social degeneration' - The Guardian

"One of the most obvious areas of global imposition is the politics of gender neutrality. We witnessed this on a grand scale at last week's Eurovision Song Contest. Clearly, the queer characters presented to young people are the Trojan Horses of social degeneration. Having shielded Turkey from this disgrace for the past 10-12 years, we can see that we made the right decision," the Turkish president said.

This year, for the first time, the Eurovision winner is a non-binary person. Nemo does not identify as either male or female and prefers the address "they".

Crazy people

Vl3ly:
🇺🇸🇮🇱 US Senator Lindsey Graham threatens sanctions against International Criminal Court

Graham promised that he would work in the US Congress to introduce “condemning sanctions” against the ICC. The senator called the demand for the arrest of Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu “a real slap in the face to the independent judicial system of Israel.” Note that last year Graham welcomed the ICC warrant issued in the name of Vladimir Putin.

Ennnnnnn.... It has gotten to this stage? Where US can threaten and sanction ICJ?
We are getting there slowly

Gerrard59:
Also, @Emmaodet: I am curious, what quality or octane value of fuel do exotic car owners use to power their cars in Nigeria? That is, these S-class, X6/7 and Lamborghini I see on Instagram, what kind of fuel dey power them?

Honestly I don't know much about the quality of fuel.
I am in the maritime sector and not oil and gas.
Ours is to deliver the necessary materials needed to drill by rigs.
I work with supply vessels and not oil tankers that will have such idea

Gerrard59:
If Seatrade is as rich as he is or claims to be, the bold cannot be possible. Besides, relocation must not be in the Western world. With money, Nambia and Ghana are attainable.

As for having someone manage the business, how do owners of enterprises in Nigeria where there are Chinese and Indian CEOs cope? Would Seatrade remain in the position forever? Who would generate newer and innovative ideas? Can the businesses not operate without his physical presence?

Well, I don't think there is anything special about Ghana tbh.
Have been running Ghana since 2009 up till 2020 and economically, they can't rub shoulders with Nigeria.
Namibia just there once in Windhoek and Walvis Bay. Nothing special bro.
About biz, I will advise him to get chartered accountants who are into enterprise valuation to value is company and get him like 2 buyers to acquire 45% stake in his biz and setup a good management to oversee the daily running of his biz while he can take a back seat and other stakeholders contribute in monitoring the board of directors and management.
Another option is to get a good manager tht can run the biz and give him a 25% stake in the biz.
That way, the person won't see himself like an employee rather a part of the company.

emkz:
Was it not this same UK some ignorant journalists were talking about female genital mutilation, child bride, endemic poverty and outrightly comparing Nigerian human rights records to Nazi Germany all because Nigeria welcomed Harry and Meghan?

I can forgive them for making mistakes, but concealing mistakes that led to and will lead to the death of infected patients is the new low of hegemonic British evil.

Dear Nairalanders, this is the United Kingdom of Atrocities. They are not better than us.

They stole our resources to build their kingdom. They raided the palace of the Oba of Benin, they enable corrupt Nigerian politicians, and they try to denigrate Nigeria. They have added killing their own citizens to their litany of atrocities.

Just imagine if this had happened in Nigeria how her citizens would have washed her down rigorously.
They will tell you we have quack doctors that are not competent and it is easier to die here than there but since it has happened in London, we just have to sweep it under the rug

Procashtips:
Iranians are persians, not Arabs.

I think their religion got alot to do with the way they see death and safety.

To me, Persians are still Arab bro.
It is just like saying I am Yoruba and not African or black.
Black/Arab//Whites/Slavs/Caucasian are Race while you can break them down to tribes or whatever

As far as am concerned, even Jews are Abrahamic race which is Arabic.
They are only trying to distance themselves from their cousins

Alamkir:
I noticed Arabs are very careless people, maybe they are not scared of dying but that is too easy the way they died. As a president 2 helicopter should have been escorting them, they couldn't even find him for hours

Exactly my point.
The president was too exposed and vulnerable.
If tinubu is to go from PH to Lagos by ferry, we all know how many navy gun boats will follow him.
If he is to pass by road, we all know the convoy that will follow him.
So also is the air.
So why is a president exposed alone on air?

LordAdam16:
Theocracies are like that.

Clerics should be confined to the mosque, church, temple, synagogue, shrine or whatever religious place of worship.
If you ask them to govern the successor state of one of the most formidable empires in history, you're unlikely to view the outcome as a success.

-Lord

LordAdam16:
Everyone has pointed this out severally.
You are tight with Russia and China but the backbone of your air fleet are ancient American airframes.

Russia or China will donate 10 brand new helos every 5 years to the Presidential Fleet if they requested for it.
But they seem to enjoy living dangerously.
Play st*pid games, win st*pid prizes.

Chinese leaders don't travel on helicopters as state policy and these are folks that can afford as many state-of-the-art modern airframes as they desire.
But you're transporting your President alongside your FM in a 40-year old American helo.
Anyway, I'm rooting for Ahmadinejad to return. That country needs a maniac to push back at the Mullahs.

-Lord

Going forward, they better start correcting their loopholes hence it will repeat itself.
This crash has all the fingerprints of CIA/Mossad written on it.
About not using heli, I don't think heli is the problem.
It could have been a plane also if they wish.
A modern heli for elites is well equiped for rigorous weather even above 100knts wind.
They are not just our everyday commercial heli.
They are designed not to crash anyhow and the pilots trained at the best schools to know which weather to fly through or not.
No be today that heli don dey enter such weather. It is a weather that is predominant in that region and the people are used to.
The weather is just a cover up

Procashtips:
This is what I wanted to say.
Why are they using western cars, aircrafts for VIPs?
That of an enemy for that matter.

Don't these people learn?

Iran has enough smart people to have home made cars and aircrafts for their VIPs.

Maybe this incident is going to make them think twice before using western cars/aircrafts for VIPs.

All the same, Helicopter should never be used for travelling unless the weather is 110% okay.

Countries like Iran not only shouldn't expose their VIPs to western cars and aircraft, it should be extended to western money like dollars that US has been holding or opening themselves to western trades like oil that they can place embargo on thereby throwing your economy into disarray, military equipment etc
Every single western organisation out there is designed to subdue a perceived enemy whenever the time arises be it IMF, World bank, dollars, UN etc Anything.

When Iran struck isreal with missiles, they were wise enough to use Russia's Glonass for guided missile coordinates and not US GPS reason while when the missile entered isreal and was successful, the first person isreal foreign minister clapped at was Russia because they know with all the layers of defence they had placed, they never expected Iran's missiles to succeed and that was why Russia's Media personnel ( don't remember her name, that Lady that always talk back for Russia regularly) told isreal to shut up because they were silent when Russia is being banged.
Russia is the cure for the western allies and the know it.
If Iran and China know what is best for them, they better go develop their own sophisticated satellite for accurate coordinate purpose and not rely on anyone even allies.
Russia made the mistake of relying on US GPS but got a wake up call during I think Georgia invading or the event that happened 2014/2016 don't remember when most of their equipment and possible missiles were rendered useless

Vic2023:
The helicopter on which Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi and the head of the Foreign Ministry crashed was an American Bell 212.

According to the Iranian Tasnim agency, the car was produced in the United States. The helicopter could carry up to 14 people and had a cruising speed of 190 km/h.

Iran is too exposed to western attack abeg.
While will your number 1 be using US helicopter? When you re not in good terms with US and her baby isreal.
They should have been using home made heli or Russia/China own.
Who uses an opponent equipment if not a fool.
The earlier they know this the better.
Moreover, a president moves in convoy whether car by road or flight by air.
The initial report wrote that he was in convoy of 3 helicopters.
Does it mean the 3 crashed? If it is only the president's own then while did they struggle to identify his location immediately when he was in convoy on air.
I smell assassination because even a crashed helicopter has a flight recorder that will identify the cause of accident and when you read that such incident, all were burnt to ashes without any traces of getting anything for investigation, then it smells rat.
Someone in the presidential cabinet is a traitor and it is best they fish them out.
Mossad can not do anything from outside.
If there is going to be breach, it is a double agent inside who either planted a bomb that can be detonated remotely into the heli or gives the president's flight path and movement to mossad who lay ambush to strike the heli down in a low visibility, mountainous area to make tracing virtually impossible or a gift given to the president in Azerbaijan has a planted bomb.
Also, the heli relys on US GPS for navigation purpose.... Honestly, Iran is very very exposed.
You are using an enemy helicopter with enemy's navigational system that can manipulate your pilot's route remotely to fly through extremely bad weather.
There just so many loopholes to exploit

Second guessing will only be making people giving them the accolade they don't deserve because even if they are the one who did it or not, people will likely give them the accolade even when they don't deserve it.
Even the Syria embassy bombing, they denied it like cowards if not that there was more than enough evidence pointing towards them before they quickly ran into hole to hide while missiles enter there cities.
Come out like a man and claim your victory instead of this Fulani pattern of hide and seek or hit and run

Of what use is a black operation of killing an enemy without leaving any trace to you?
It is as good as you didn't do it since you are not bold enough to acknowledge it.
If it is isreal that did it, let them come out boldly with good evidence that they did like a man and not hiding like a coward leaving people to be second guessing because killing the man makes no impact since he will be replaced immediately and the status quo remains.

WriteerNg:
⚡The Disaster and Emergency Management Authority (AFAD) of Turkey has announced the Deployment of 32 Mountaineering Search-and-Rescue Personnel and 6 Vehicles, as well as a Helicopter equipped with a Night-Vision Camera to Northwestern Iran to assist with the Search Operation for Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi’s Helicopter Crash Site.

But this is embarrassing.
How can you not know the crash site of your president within 5 minute?
That means the president security cabinet is shitty.
So no one is tracking the movement from shore every minute?
It didn't crash in water that the current will keep drifting it away nor did it crash in another country.
It crashed within Iran and they are finding it hard to locate up till now?
How can Nigeria president travel from abeokuta going to oshogbo and crashes in a bush and we won't know the location within 30 minutes.
This is a No for me.
President and not just a nobody

Hassanmaye:
Please don't discourage me, I'm planning on given an agent 5m to take me there. What's your experience, I'm scared 😨

5m just to go to Qatar to look for a job?
Hmmmmm

JemmyO:
Based on my knowledge, you don't necessarily need an invitation to apply as a tourist. What is important is demonstrating strong ties to your home country. While proof of funds is important, it is not the only requirement for visa approval. You should be able to demonstrate you are going back to your home country after your visit. NB: I am also an applicant

Did you fill the consent of information form as a tourist? And if so, which of the sections di you fill?

LexngtonSteele:
The girl in the black and white... that yansh na

I am almost sure she's Southern African or East.

All due respect to Nigerian babes, but beauty wise, plenty countries dey in front.

In Ethiopia, I banged a lady violently and she said " were you in Prison ?"

Jesus heeeeeey

advanceDNA:
U know why I like women..... Them get sense die...their redpill na follow come........ When dealing with other women's sons, they expect men to be stvpîd....

When e reach make their son or brother carry olosho come house to marry ....wahala go start

Bro your head dey there

heartofcity12:
Interesting...

This is a crazy person.
How can you be sick and broke yet ungrateful and entitled.
People like that should be avoided by a mile

bukatyne:
Well, each gender has their 'strengths' & 'weaknesses'.

Besides, some men run parallel families/ relationships well

God deliver His children from the children of the devil.

Na WA oo
Everyday on nairaland with new grammars.
Which one is parallel family again? I know that word is used when oppositions decide to run a parallel government from the sitting government after a biased election.

idahme:
Men should know that women are hypergamous aka gold diggers if you put yourself in a position where a woman's status is higher than yours your relationship is practically over. They look up to another person whose social stats is more than theirs, this is the way majority of women think. Don't be the fool to be scammed this way, always develop yourself to an extent where the woman always sees you as her hypergamous entity that will come and rescue her out of her misery else she will leave you alone.

Don't you ever sponsor a lady to be the dependent, go your journey and establish yourself before thinking of how to bring family over if you can stand the risk ...

Hmmmm

immortalcrown:
Not the first of its kind.

You quote the Bible after deceiving your mother.

My brother the thing choke ooo

Iagos:
This just happened to my friend now.
Fear women

I think he has gotten to Lamentation in the bible

Omoh.... I don laff tire for this thread.
You can never have enough of nairaland dramas.
When you think that you have seen it all, then another Banga will pop up.
I feel like giving you e-slap with your write-up bro.
How can you descend so low?
You don dey collect wotowoto even right from your traditional marriage day with you family present.
Daniel you dey craze true true,
Daniel, na God go punish you.
Daniel..... Oooohhhhhj I don't even no de kind curse I fit place on you add join your in-laws own

dvkot:
suicide indeed 😂
How many more people will Boeing kill ?

These international companies are very very dangerous.
They can go any length to silence people who they see as barrier to their sales

EdoPresido:
You don't need to fill consent form if you are requesting GCMS note for yourself.

This is my first time of applying for Canada visa and I don't think have requested for any GCMS note before.
Please what is the meaning of the GCMS? I don't even know what it means

Please house.

The canada consent form, am i going to fill only section A for myself or i need to fill section C too for tourist visa.