Core i5 ,8gb, SSD, slim (budget 130k)

Swealy:
Has any one who applied been contacted for an assessment ?

Yes

favourRN:
There are many other occupations that a young graduate can consider apart from working in the tech industry, internet crime, and agriculture. Here are some examples:

1. Healthcare: There is a high demand for healthcare professionals such as doctors, nurses, pharmacists, and therapists.

2. Education: Teaching is a noble profession and there is a constant need for educators at all levels.

3. Finance: The financial sector offers various career options, including accounting, banking, and financial analysis.

4. Marketing and advertising: Companies require marketing and advertising professionals to promote their products and services.

5. Law: Law graduates can become lawyers or work in related fields such as compliance and regulation.

6. Social work: Social workers help people in need, such as children, families, and the elderly.

7. Journalism: The media industry offers opportunities for journalists, writers, and editors.

8. Creative arts: Creative arts such as music, writing, and filmmaking can also be a viable career path for some graduates.

It is important to note that there are many other options available and it's important to choose a career that aligns with your skills, interests, and values.

una just dae abuse ChatGPT

Na wa oo. ChatGPT

Titles. Just titles everywhere

saintbillion:

Well sha. Let's pray for that.

That's what you should say. We should pray God assist the Leaders to succeed.

saintbillion:

I'm here waiting for u guys in no due time. By the time u start buying a cup of rice for 300 naira ur eye go clear

Chief, refer the hardship to just yourself.

What if a cup of rice becomes #20? You go wait taya

saintbillion:
Things are hard bro. But wait for the massive turn up when Tinubu becomes the president, cause things will be more harder

Speak for yourself if things will be harder for you and don't generalize please

Zionfaith:
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How much

REST ABEG

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Always search Nairaland

Samziecool:
Wow, no other bank in Nigeria Comes close to this! Looking forward to be a part of the Blue!

The BalaBlue ....lol

richmondefosa:


How do I help you sir?

What information do you need? That's the only help I can give. The right information to guide you.

Do graduate trainees get posted to other states apart from Lagos?

Lukayly:
Please I'm seriously in need of a Job in kwara State so I can sustain myself and my family. I'm open to relocation if there's going to be accomodations pending the time I can settle down. I studied Computer Science.
Thanks

So it's important you give detailed information in situations like this so that recommendations can be made a accordingly:

Are you a fresh graduate?
Do you have work experience? How many years?
What can you do?
Must it be Kwara?
Age ?

You get the gist?

PoliteActivist:


This is exactly like a white man, born and bred in NYC, saying he knows what it feels like living in a hinterland Yoruba or Ibo village because he read some books! There are some things, the only way to know it is to LIVE it!!

+1

Una no dae learn. There are a hundred and one threads on this Nairaland on this same subject matter.

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15thAccount:


Small thing una don recommend coding, 😂, you even drop video join. With the way the industry is looking with layoffs and startups shutting down, it’s not looking so enticing to beginners as it did in 2015-2019.

It’s still very profitable, but it’s difficult and the hype has dropped lately.

Coding is blood money, but na your blood you go use lol.

When I started I wanted to build an app that’ll change the world and become zuckerberg, right now, I just want to find $10m on the road and retire. Setup a huge farm and rear goats and cows and travel the world with an average-beautiful looking huge booty small waist babe.

Amin

lmao!, you be werey.

Lol, ridiculing the Gen-Z gives alot of you older guys orgasm. I don't understand why y'll must always include "GenZ stay away bla bla"

Shior.

Major7:







Faith has been begging on Nairaland since last year,it's a scam, please ignore the lazy bones looking for easy way out.

Both monickers (the beggar n sympathizer) are both scammers, i have seen same comment on many threads

Oluwafreshing:
#Easter

How much

7 days and 7 nights

TOTOnigga:
All of una go just dey open mouth wahhh, like cow, dey talk nonsense... Go just dey mention machine learning anyhow, even the ones wey no sabi solve simple quadratic equation. You think sey Na web dev, front-end and back-end....Machine learning is not for dumbo's. It's for smart people who live, eat, and breath advanced mathematics....Abi you think machine learning is all about chat bot and trading bot? Una dey weak me for this section aswear and I don't blame you people at all.

Baba, I dae follow you weak, I no go lie. "Learn machine learning so that you can build AI" as if na tailoring abi catering

First, I commend you for coming this far. May the Almighty grant you strength.

Secondly, You can never get enough of fornication. You do it ones, you'll want to do it again and again and again till you find God's mercy or His wrath.

Think of it this way, how would you feel if you get to know that a female member of your family is commiting such with some a random guy, would you laugh it off and encourage the act ?

Truly, times have changed, the situation of things now is different from the way it use to be during our fathers days. You have easy access to the triggers - opposite gender, movies, music videos, posters, adverts - which were nonexistent in the old days, or atleast difficult to access.

If you are religious, always remember that God is the All-Wise. He that made these things within the confines of marriage knows why He did that.

That said, fast if you can. Not everyday but once in a while. Fasting weakens you and your urges, your brain prioritizes how to regain strength instead of your urges.

What if you get her pregnant, can you take responsibility?

Pray to God for strength, cry to Him in the dead of the night. Admit you are weak and He is perfect, seek His help and I'm certain God will answer you.

Learn a skill, something that you focus heavily on and that prevents your mind from wandering about. "An idle mind is the devil's lab"

Porn and masturbation are dangerous, please refrain. If they're excessive, you risk experiencing one or more of the following:
- see every woman as a sex object, you'll mentally UnCloth any woman you see around just to imagine what she'd look like when naked.
- Your penis becomes desensitized and you likely won't enjoy sex with a real woman and you'll find it hard to climax even if you indulge.
- A time will come when normal heterosexual porn won't give you the 'high' you seek to climax, you begin searching another genre till you find yourself typing weird keywords on google ( "Hot Lizard and big ass bird porn) to watch worse things to get off.

Check your circle of friends, whenever you link up with them, what do y'all discuss? Sex, women? The kind of people you roll with can affect your orientation and actions in life. Like the saying " show me your friend and I'll tell you who you are". Keep good circle of friends.

Stay away from modern day comedy skits (tiktok ,instagram) and music videos because they contain poorly dressed women that can trigger your hormones.

Lastly, know that you can die anytime.
How and when do you want it? When you are deep in fornication? Or when she's giving you some saucy brain action? How would you face your God if such happens. God is the Most-Merciful but also remember His punishment is the most severe.

Summarily, we all can't deny these urges come to us and hold us hostage. Be you a Priest/Imam/Pastor/Saint/Rabbi/Monk. These are part of the things that make us human and alive. We just need to make sure we don't end up becoming slaves to our desires and become like animals.

All the best

laluski:

Where's your location

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pat077:
dem be theif, after collecting over 750/$1

I just checked. It is 739 now. But it was 540 yesterday and I angrily left my $10 like that.

pat077:
does it work for aliexpress? And if I want to withdraw back to my bank, what is the rate?

withdrawal to naira is 1$/540

ennyj01:


Are you still serving? Were there discrepancies in the documents you sent and what you filled out during the application to the best of your knowledge?

If not, just be calm and hopeful since no regret mail yet.

Are you sure regret mails will come?

Like free?

JARUSHUB:


JARUSHUB NLNG ASSESSMENT CENTER COACHING - 2023

JarusHub is NIgeria's #1 career resources company and we have proven ourselves as the most reliable interview and assessment center coaching platform in NIgeria in the past 10 years.

If you have scaled the test stage of the Nigerian Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG) recruitment and got to the assessment center stage, you can engage the service of JarusHub interview and AC preparation experts to coach you. We offer the best preparation for job interviews in any industry and oil and gas is especially our biggest strength. We have coached more than 500 candidates for interviews and assessment centers of oil companies like NNPC, Oando, NLNG (2015 batch), DPR (2017 batch), Seplat, Chevron, TOTAL, ExxonMobil etc.

The preparation session involves:

- Conducting research and sharing useful tips on the interview or assessment center process for the candidates
- Reviewing your CV to anticipate likely questions
- Reviewing the oil and gas industry with you sharing information on the industry with you and breaking down technical matters like PIB to you to aid your flow in interview
- Conducting MOCK INTERVIEW or ASSESSMENT CENTER with you where you will sit down with us and we will interview you as though you were having real NNPC interview, asking questions likely to be asked during the actual interview
- Feedback will be provided to you based on your performance and areas that require improvement will be shared with you

Our coaches are experts in the oil and gas industry. A good number of the candidates we coached for the last NNPC and DPR recruitment, and 2015 NLNG recruitment, were successful at the interview.


Picture from one of the streams of NLNG 2015 Recruitment interview coaching sessions conducted by JarusHub team in Abuja in 2015

Benefits of this mock


1, Deep, first-hand knowledge of oil and gas industry in Nigeria
2, Familiarity with likely questions and activities for the assessment day you will be asked and tips on how to tackle them
3, Boosting your confidence and minimizing the shock factor on the day of actual AC
4, Identifying your weak points and working on them before the actual AC
5, Your interview coaches are experts in oil and gas industry
6, This is the best preparation you can have for the actual AC

DATES:

PHYSICAL SESSIONS
Lagos (Batch 1): Monday 10th April 2023 (11am - 2pm)
Abuja: Saturday, 15th April 2023 (11am - 2pm)
Port Harcourt: Sunday, 16th April 2023 (11am - 2pm)
Lagos (Batch 2): Saturday, 22nd April (1pm - 4pm)

VIRTUAL SESSIONS
Session 1: Tuesday 11th April 2023 (8pm - 10pm)
Session 2: Thursday 13th April 2023 (8pm - 10pm)
Session 3: Tuesday, 18th April 2023 (8pm - 10pm)



Physical sessions will hold in Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt
Virtual sessions will be held for those who cannot attend physical session.

We have done this coaching service for some of the biggest oil and gas mass recruitments in the past 10 years (NLNG in 2015, DPR in 2017, NNPC in 2019) and a good number of those who attended our coaching sessions were successful in the actual interview/assessment center and currently work in these organizations.

Our fee

PHYSICAL SESSION

Entry Level: N25,000

Experienced Hire: N30,000

VIRTUAL SESSION

Entry Level: N20,000

Experienced Hire: N25,000

Personalized physical coaching at client’s private location: N100,000 (excluding travel costs if outside Lagos)

Our rates are actually cheap, it goes for as much as $350 (N200,000) in other countries e.g https://www.impactinterview.com/service/interview-coaching-3-hours/urs/

To register for this coaching and mock exercise, call or text 08085404500 or 08060482880. State your name, location and session you want to join, whether Graduate Trainee or Experienced Hire, and discipline (e.g Economics, Finance, Commercial, Engineering etc)



Fun fact: For the 2015 NLNG recruitment, over 100, more than half of the candidates invited by NLNG for Assessment Center that held in May through July 2015 patronized us for coaching. We expect more this year.

DISCLAIMER: JarusHub is an independent career services outfit and not in any way affiliated to NLNG. Our interview coaching service is provided based on our experience and knowledge of interview preparation techniques and of oil and gas industry. Just see us as the external JAMB lesson you attend for extra preparation for your JAMB exam. We have offered this interview coaching service for the past 10 years and our products are spread across all major companies in Nigeria. We are out to use our knowledge and experience to help candidates ace interviews and get good jobs. We have done this for 10 years and it has made big difference in the career journey of candidates that patronized us in the past. We do not do beyond teaching and showing you.

Baba don save this message for draft tey, tey..lol

Firstly, you gave no info about yourself. Do you have a degree? Is barbing the only skill you have? In what state do you reside? rural or urban?

You just don't rant, you give some context so that you can be advised appropriately.

wabbyland:
In my eagerness to get my Int Passport, I asked my colleagues at work how they got theirs in a short time. Truth is, most immigration officers are just waiting to extort desperate Nigerians. I got one Lagos immigration officer's number and she told me to come. Long story short, paid N44k and submitted my birth certificate, NIN, filled the form and got January as the capturing date.

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