₦airaland Forum

yay. this a good news to the lovers of vice president and a bad news to his haters.

Chikita66:
The ones that say "I love you" meeting you for the first time.



Dude what do even you know about me that you are loving, you know nothing?


Huge turn off.

oya, i love you. do your worst.

I wanna.......... that boobs

rosalieene:
lmaooooo

this one can vex ehn
especially AIRTEL and Mtn.


they will only tell you, sorry for the inconveniences..... but they won't refund you back when you call their customer care line

omo to dun. how are you doing?

MhizzAJ:
That thing can't even work for someone like me self
What's touch and follow

you better pray you don't encounter it. na when you finish to dey have sex, na that time you go come back to your consciousness.

lalasticlala ishilove farano dominique

what should we now do with the picture?

i'm picturing how your kids will look like. they will be super cute




you are both cute. happy married life in advance.

y'all claiming small pikin now, in some years now you will realise you are old already. a girl was all agog back then here on nairaland announcing to everyone who cared to listen that she was 17, now she is 20. damn it. just like yesterday.

rosalieene:
I really don't like it.
my response is always, "ask What you want to know about me"

are you a virgin?

Adaumunocha:
Your ticket go red wella if you bet on that

i don see you now. i go order to fvck you.



a lot of hypocritical ladies on nairaland.

Adaumunocha:
Why free for ladies? 20k? Well, men can do anything for s3x so I'm not even surprised.

. and ladies can do anything for money. i won't be surprised if you attend the party.

she does not have a firm breast.

Andrella51:
hahahhahhaha, I also used to have one, he was really sweet towards me, bought me dinner, take me out to eat, I didn't give him any green lights, so he bounced.

you should give have given him pvssy. wetin him wan take green light do? ladies, una no like nice guys at all.

[quote author=seunmohmoh post=61161131][/quote]hey beautiful, i like your hairdo.

sinaj:
When i wanted to get the redmi note 4, the camera discouraged me due to the controversial comparism but i went ahead to get it coz of some other features it has nd thought of using camera apps to complement the camera just incase it isnt good enough for me.

But the camera beat my expectation on getting the phone nd I wnt evn need the beauty apps after all

Ntwk wnt evn let me load puctures (glo with pride indeed)

upload pictures...... borrow a friend phone using mtn, everywhere you go.

phintohlar:
iwo lo ko ikokuko,so iwo na ni ko read it again

. i said are you a good girl? according to the op.

phintohlar:
shee good girl in two? I don't get it please

na wa oh. sheee iwo o n se omo yoruba? read it again.

phintohlar:
. MOST, ALL wetin be the dffrnt? Just a letter

Iyato wa. shee good girl in iwo?

matti1:
pls vote for me still ur girl (MATTI1)

you no get strategy joorh. why should i vote for you?

Topestbilly:
What exactly did you want her to say to such comment?

Oya comma svck, or what?

She's contesting for Miss Nairaland not miss romanceland competition.

Join the moving train brother and stop looking for boobi to svck upandan.

Team badaoyeyemi

let her come and persuade me to vote for her. m not saying she should open her boobs for me to svck na. m just saying she gat juicy boobs and i will like to svck it.

Topestbilly:
You know need to ask, you for use HD straw via your phone screen.

Team Badaoyeyemi

Beauty and Brain.

badaoyeyemi is not even replying me, na her managers she dey send to me. na like that she go dey do if she win? more reason not to vote her.

Wuminity:
Wait! am I mad?..... of all foods, insects​ ti a je?

No o, abeg I no fit.
When there is bibire food canteen, where I can chop correct Amala.....

osheeeee baddest.......

aburo misstechy leleyi ni?

Beamborla:
My father's house, somewhere in Nigeria.
I just lost interest in NL

kilode? your nairaland boyfriend left you ni? i know him.

Beamborla:
Thank you for your observation.
...that's how I want it

where have you been all this while?

Beamborla:
I didn't feel like smiling. We must not always smile in pictures, you know

really! na passport?. well, it would have added beauty. the picture is not stupendous.

Beamborla:
I was

buh you are not smiling. na vex you take snap the picture?

Beamborla:
To what do I owe this honor/recognition?

After sunbbing me repeatedly

hmmm@your dp. who was your make up artist?