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BusinessRe: Restaurateur Cries Out After Being Confronted With Bills Worth Millions By FIRS by emonkey(m): 4:48pm On Apr 26, 2018
dengepo:
Please assist with the contact of the accountant.
Savewellmart@hotmail.com is our contact.
Thanks
Apparently you are located in Ibadan; so is he. A bit eccentric but he is thorough.
Good luck.
BusinessRe: Restaurateur Cries Out After Being Confronted With Bills Worth Millions By FIRS by emonkey(m): 4:46pm On Apr 26, 2018
dengepo:
Please assist with the contact of the accountant.
Savewellmart@hotmail.com is our contact.
Thanks
Call Tunde Ogbenege at 08034741709
Tell him you are from exceedia
BusinessToday's Forex Rate by emonkey(op): 4:08pm On Apr 26, 2018
Can anyone tell me the babk transfer rate today for purchasing goods from UK with Access Bank Visa card. Urgent
BusinessRe: Start A Tee Shirt Fashion Business by emonkey(op): 1:47pm On Apr 25, 2018
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BusinessRe: Make Big Money By Customising Tee-shirts, Uniform And Other Fabric by emonkey(op): 1:44pm On Apr 25, 2018
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BusinessRe: Restaurateur Cries Out After Being Confronted With Bills Worth Millions By FIRS by emonkey(m): 1:13pm On Apr 25, 2018
CastedAyo:
A Nigerian woman and a restaurant owner identified as Peniel Chris Enwenwen, in Rivers states took to her Facebook page narrates how depressed she was after she was confronted with bills worth millions of Naira by FIRS.

Read what she wrote below;
"This morning I had a minor melt down on WhatsApp. I felt like the world was ending for me. I felt so alone, depressed, tired, sleepy and frustrated.

I walked into my restaurant at about 8am and power was out. Everywhere was hot and abit dark, I walked into my office, said a short prayer and looked on my desk.... there were some nearly arranged papers staring at me, I picked them up and behold BILLS!!! FIRS stopped by and left a letter saying I was owing taxes to the tune of N2.1m with a turnover of N18m in 2018(who declared it for them).

I just tossed it aside. Security company dropped April Bill, Port Harcourt city council dropped tenement rate Bill of N500k, same council dropped projection bill of N20k and then offcourse fresh NEPA bill of N72,000

I just exhaled, gathered them neatly and put inside my desk drawer. I was angry! Tears streamed down my face. I kept hissing!

My 16.5kva Generator recently shutdown (I worked the life out of the generator) repairer gave me bill of N135k, we fixed it and barely one month later, it packed up again, another bill was brought for N235k to buy parts and fix, I just ignored it, borrowed a smaller gen from home and started managing. I couldn't afford the gen.

Now this is not a spiritual problem, it's very physical. I brought out my books and started looking at expenses. almost every month we are paying one government levy, bills, fixing one broken thing or the other.

In one minute, all I wanted to do was give up. I just wanted to pack up and go home. Let me not even get started on how my land lady stalked me till I paid my rent. She literally called me every day, paid me unannounced visits and took every last cent even when I pleaded for more time.

Now you see, I keep asking, how are small businesses managing?? We cannot even boast of 4 hours of steady power daily. Did I mention the restaurant is in GRA? IT'S A SHAME!

Customers walk out because the ACs are not fully functional. Sales are fickle. Who will save the small businesses. Banks are asking for our ancestors and are not willing to help

Grateful for the friends who kept encouraging me to forge ahead. Funke left all she was doing this morning, came over, sat in my hot store turned office and said DON'T CLOSE DOWN. Those were the words I needed to hear.

I work hard, too hard somedays, and the government stretches their hands to collect all the time.

Ive decided, I have to make a Change in our country."


Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/restaurateur-cries-out-after-being-confronted-with-bills-worth-millions-by-firs-in-rivers-state.html
This happens to all businesses in Nigeria . Just get a good accountant to sort it out for you. Now that VAIDS has even been extending. don't waste time. We were billed N3.5m on one of our sleeping companies. We eventually paid no more than . N250,000 including accountant's fees.
BusinessRe: Make Big Money By Customising Tee-shirts, Uniform And Other Fabric by emonkey(op): 12:59pm On Apr 25, 2018
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BusinessRe: Start A Tee Shirt Fashion Business by emonkey(op): 12:56pm On Apr 25, 2018
habex050:
can i do pictures apart from logos and design and my email address is habex050@yahoo.co.uk
Yes. You need to tell us colour of the clothes which will determine what will be used.
BusinessRe: Start A Tee Shirt Fashion Business by emonkey(op): 12:55pm On Apr 25, 2018
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BusinessRe: Start A Tee Shirt Fashion Business by emonkey(op): 12:19pm On Apr 20, 2018
kmaxx:
I would like to customize a personal 'Polo top', What's your location?
Send your design to mail@zwazz.com . We will print/cut the transfer for you and you can apply by yourself anywhere you are in the country.
BusinessRe: Start A Tee Shirt Fashion Business by emonkey(op):
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RomanceRe: Why My Wife Will Never Go For Yoga Classes (See Shocking Photo) by emonkey(m): 3:45pm On Apr 19, 2018
Groovenaija360:
Yoga includes physical exercise, but it's also about life balance. Training your mind, body, and breath — as well as connecting with your spirituality — are the main goals of the yoga lifestyle.

Now Check out the trainer on the photo below. undecided

Could this be part of the exercise huh

Would you allow your wife go to yoga classes?

>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/reason-wife-go-yoga-classes-photo/
You don't have a wife .

Otherwise would you also forbid your wife to see a gynaecologist?

Small pikin dey worry you

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TravelRe: Drunk Guys Coming From Night Club Crash Their SUV In Lekki Area Of Lagos. Photos by emonkey(m): 12:13pm On Apr 17, 2018
Drunk Yahoo boys with RCCG sticker on vehicle grin grin
BusinessMake Big Money By Customising Tee-shirts, Uniform And Other Fabric by emonkey(op): 11:51am On Apr 17, 2018
You can start a very profitable tee-shirt and uniform customising business for less than N3,500 anywhere in Nigeria.
GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR STUDENTS and unemployed youths
Post your email or phone number under and you will receive more information.

BusinessRe: Start A Tee Shirt Fashion Business by emonkey(op): 10:22am On Apr 16, 2018
You can start a very profitable tee-shirt business for less than N3,500 anywhere in Nigeria.
GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR STUDENTS and unemployed youths
Post your email or phone number under and you will receive more information.
TravelRe: This Amazing N360m 'thunder Child' Boat Can Flip Itself Upright If It Capsizes by emonkey(m): 10:46am On Apr 11, 2018
obafemee80:
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img923/9652/GcNf3Q.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img924/8783/U8Ra44.jpg

Have you ever seen a boat that can never capsize?

This amazing £1million boat designed to tackle rough weather in pursuit of stranded sea-goers can flip itself back over if it capsizes.

The Thunder Child, also known as the XSV 17 and produced by Safehaven Marine can also hide from radar thanks to its sleek design. The stealth yacht even comes with remote control machine guns.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RztRpXn--XA

It is powered by two turbocharged, 12.9 litre engines that produce 1,000 horsepower each and the vehicle can reach speeds of up to 54 knots (62 mph/100 km/h).

Long range fuel tanks on the XSV 17 model mean you can travel 806 miles before needing to head to the pumps.

Keeping the boat upright required several tweaks to its design which includes a very low centre of gravity, the buoyancy of the cabin and the cabin must also be completely water tight.

Much like in racing cars, its lower centre of gravity makes it much harder for the Thunder Child to flip over and also helps return it the right way up. 

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img923/4866/ODL8TG.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img922/7484/w0kBuI.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img924/6950/ehOjr2.jpg

To test the self-righting ability of the boat, the developers used a crane to pull the boat over to 180 degrees while on water to simulate a capsizing situation.

Once upside down, the video shows the boat automatically rolling back to the correct, upright position.

In the first run, the boat was empty and despite being placed upside down with crew inside during the second run, the whole vessel gets back to its original position in a matter of seconds.

There's even a sleeping compartment for overnight patrols. The cockpit is kitted with the latest GPS systems, HD radar, CCTV and night vision.

The Thunder Child which can hold up to ten people is designed for naval, law enforcement and offshore patrol use plus as an emergency response vehicle in dangerous waters.

Source https://autojosh.com/this-amazing-n360m-boat-called-thunder-child-can-flip-itself-upright-if-it-capsizes/
How does £1million translate to N360m . Or are you Buhari's relative getting money at special exchange rate ? grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Do You Know The Speaker Of Your State House Of Assembly? by emonkey(m): 11:21am On Apr 10, 2018
odinga1of:
Hello Nairalanders,
few months ago I saw a thread about "Deputy Governor "

So my question to all is that how much do we know about our state apart from the Governor n his Deputy?


So ladies n Gents... Do you know the name of the "Speaker of your State House of Assembly"?

Mine is Hon. Sheriff Oboriwori (Okpe Constituency) Delta State.

So Nairalanders, who is your speaker?
Bros na so you wicked ? Wetin come concern person with Speaker for this matter now wey eyes red so because of hungry ? grin
LiteratureThe Art And Attitude Of Success - FREE BOOK by emonkey(op): 10:31am On Apr 10, 2018
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CrimeRe: Armed Fulani Herdsmen Arrested After Engaging Soldiers In A Fire Fight. Photos by emonkey(m): 2:05pm On Apr 08, 2018
Kingcesar:
All this guys they manage one gun grin
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Bros, yu don craze i swear.
BusinessRe: Can You Write Business Plan by emonkey(op): 9:28pm On Apr 04, 2018
TRADELYN:
Sure, reach us by email.
ambookpublishing@gmail.com
BusinessRe: Can You Write Business Plan by emonkey(op): 1:02pm On Apr 04, 2018
TRADELYN:
#10K
Do you have a sample of what you have done before ?
BusinessCan You Write Business Plan by emonkey(op): 11:45am On Apr 04, 2018
Is there anyone here who is able to write a good business plan to be used for bank loan ? It is a service based business. What is your rate ?
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG To Feed 2 Million Nigerians Every Sunday - Pastor Adeboye by emonkey(m): 1:57pm On Apr 02, 2018
Donfamous:
I was given a pack in church yesterday. Didn't really get the concept and thought it was only my parish that did that. Not knowing it's rccg nationwide. This is a step in the right direction.
Very foolish step. Use the money to build factories and farms, Employ people and not make them charity cases. Clueless Osinbajo church . SMH
CultureImportant Historical Landmarks In Your Community by emonkey(op): 10:53am On Mar 24, 2018
Can you remember any historical landmark from your native place which is
1. Still existing
2. Endangered and abandoned
3. Extinct

I will go first.
I remember
1. Water House - Igbosere (extinct)
2. Race course - TBS (extinct)
3, First Storey Building - Badagry
Music/RadioRe: NBC Bans Olamide, Davido, 9ice’s Songs by emonkey(m): 3:15pm On Mar 23, 2018
nairavsdollars:
Before a song is released into the society, i expect NBC officials to listen to it first and then decide if it is suitable or not...but here they ban after such songs have enjoyed massive downloads and play at clubs. Common sense is not common in Nigeria
This is not Taliban country huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Osun, Cross River’s Debts Exceed Revenues By Over 480% - FRC by emonkey(m): 12:04pm On Mar 20, 2018
Lagos and Cross River I understand. But Osun State ?!. What a ridiculous picture. That state is finished. They will die inside gbese.
Best thing is for Osun to change their name again so that the creditors will not know who to ask for money.
PoliticsNigeria's Youth Are A Gormless Generation by emonkey(op): 8:54am On Mar 19, 2018
I still feel pity for the youth of Nigeria, but not in the same way I used to. True, they have attempted to replace a system that they thought was offensive , but they have sadly substituted it with one that is so completely perfidious and so amorphous that it can hardly be decently described as a system. The saddest part of the consequences of this travesty of progress is that most still refuse to accept that a grave error has indeed been made and consequently still continue to chant senseless slogans and mantra in worship of a crumbling totem . If the generations before them had submitted to their errors and remorsefully declared themselves a "wasted generation", the ones coming behind I today again christen with no pity at all, a gormless generation.
I used also to consider myself as on the side of the masses ; until it finally dawned upon me that anyone who professes such a frivolous virtue, in Nigeria, is a deluded fool. The masses do not know what they want. The masses are those who have no greater joy than to spend three quarters of their day in the pursuit of the destruction of those better than them, and the rest in the pursuit of pleasures having to do with either religion or football or liquor or all. The masses are those who have completely convinced themselves that wealth comes wholly as a result of chance or of theft. There is indeed a spirit of Poverty and of Spiritual Destruction , and it presides where the so called masses gather.
- rotimi ogunjobi
19/03/2016

clipped from Facebook
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PhonesRe: How Do I Track My Stolen Tecno Phone by emonkey(m): 9:25am On Mar 13, 2018
blazesam:
I wish to know how to get to my phone. Please any assistance from any where or body?
Bros all you can do is to at least pray for the thief na. You think it is easy to decide to steal Techno phone? cry cry cry
CrimeRe: Areas Prone To Robbery In Lagos - Drivers, Take Note! - By AutoReportNG by emonkey(m): 9:12pm On Mar 09, 2018
Aswani
PoliticsRe: Buhari Drives Tractor, Launches Plateau State Tractor Ownership Scheme (Photos) by emonkey(m): 3:27pm On Mar 09, 2018
kullozone:
Does he look like someone who can drive a tractor? He just sat on it like the Bullhari he is.

The only thing he can drive is a cow... And he'll be driving one back to Daura very soonsmiley
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