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Nairaland GeneralRe: "This Bastard Snake Passed My In-Law's Leg And Entered My Shop" - Lady by emonkey(m): 11:47am On Nov 13, 2017
Arian11:
THE Facebook user as usual Linked the snake to “spiritual forces” from her “enemies”

This bastard snake passed my in-laws leg yesterday to enter my shop, I bless God for giving me a sharp eye to see it,is a long story but I give God all the glory”
How did you know it is BASTARD ? You sabi the snake mama?
CrimeRe: Farmer Dies While Looking For Mice On A Farm (Photo) by emonkey(m): 9:50am On Nov 13, 2017
Apparently to some people mice and rats are the same grin grin grin
EventsRe: Man Buried In A Coffin Built Like House With DSTV Antenna (Photos, Video) by emonkey(m): 11:24am On Nov 11, 2017
Only in Ghana do you see this weird things
Music/RadioRadio Producers And Presenters Wanted by emonkey(op): 5:48pm On Nov 07, 2017
Ever dreamed of having your own radio show or of a career as an OAP? Now is the opportunity to get started . We are looking for imaginative FREELANCE producers and presenters who have ideas for fresh and interesting radio programmes . The themes must primarily be of POLITICS or RURAL DEVELOPMENT. If you can create your own program wherever you are we will give you a FREE slot to host it on our radio broadcast.

Suggestions:
1. Discussions and interviews on current social and political issues
2. Street opinion sampling on current social and political issues
3. Advice and discussions relating to agriculture.
4. Advice and discussions relating to rural development.
4. A couple of slots are available also for a music or comedy show.

DURATION: Program will either be of 24 minutes or 48 minutes long.

Produce your program wherever you are in the country, send it to us and we will slot it free.

How do you make money from this ? Find a sponsor or several sponsors for your program locally. Insert advertisement jingle for your sponsors in your program . You are done! Charge them whatever you like. We do not share your income.

Get presenting. Get famous. Send your idea to mail@xceedia.co.uk stating what your idea will be about and also your location. Better still, send a sample program in mp3 .
http://www.hotokroradio.com/topic/radio-producers-and-presenters-wanted
Music/RadioFree International Radio Airplay For Your Music by emonkey(op): 11:49am On Nov 07, 2017
Iska Music currently three submission windows

ISKA RADIO
Please email your music to our collection point as below for consideration :
We will prefer mp3 format files at 320kbps bit rate, but will equally consider regular .
You must also download and fill the Artist Release Letter and include with your submission. http://www.xceedia.co.uk/Artist_Release_Letter.doc
Email all to : iska_ra.19ihirtuafibrfh0@u.box.com . :
Or upload through the Site contact form http://www.iska.space/contact
SUBMISSION IS UNCONDITIONAL AND FREE.

See more ..... http://www.iska.space/content/submissions
Music/RadioRe: Music Management Company Is Looking For New Artistes by emonkey(op): 7:58pm On Nov 06, 2017
Iska Music currently three submission windows

ISKA RADIO
Please email your music to our collection point as below for consideration :
We will prefer mp3 format files at 320kbps bit rate, but will equally consider regular .
You must also download and fill the Artist Release Letter and include with your submission. http://www.xceedia.co.uk/Artist_Release_Letter.doc (link is external)
Email all to : iska_ra.19ihirtuafibrfh0@u.box.com (link sends e-mail) . :Or upload through the Site contact form http://www.iska.space/contact
SUBMISSION IS FREE.

ISKA TV
Send Youtube link to your video to dude@iska.space (link sends e-mail)
All submissions are free of charge

ISKA MIXTAPES
Get your music played and promoted worldwide free of charge . Submit your music for an opportunity to be included in the Iska Mixtapes.
Send following for each music submission:
1. Title of music
2. Artste's name
3. Music Genre
Music for mixtapes must be WAV or FLAC format. WE WILL NOT ACCEPT MP3
You must also download and fill the Artist Release Letter and include with your submission. http://www.xceedia.co.uk/Artist_Release_Letter.doc (link is external)
Email all to : dude@iska.space (link sends e-mail) . :Or upload through the Site contact form http://www.iska.space/contact
SUBMISSION IS FREE.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Suspends Lady From Her Church Choir For Marrying A Muslim - Twitter User by emonkey(m): 10:45am On Oct 30, 2017
HeWrites:
Recounting what happened today in his church, a Twitter user @CharzFortune claimed that his Church’s Bishop reportedly asked a worshiper to leave the choir simply because she was marrying a Muslim.

He further disclosed that the Bishop, further threatened church members with suspension if they attend the wedding.

Here are his tweets;

http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/nigerian-lady-suspended-from-her-church.html
Good move. A wife should always worship in her husband's church/mosque .
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Loyalists Responsible For Maina’s Reinstatement – Presidency by emonkey(m): 8:34pm On Oct 25, 2017
End time government grin grin grin

He, however, assured Nigerians that President Muhammadu Buhari is determined to get to the bottom of the matter of the impunity that led to Maina’s reinstatement.

“Everything will be uncovered in due course. This just goes to show us the scale of corruption that this government is fighting. And, as we can all see, corruption keeps fighting back viciously,” he added.

Shehu also described Maina as one of the monsters created by the former PDP government, and which are still rearing their ugly heads long after the party was soundly defeated in the 2015 elections.

“Over and over again, the President Buhari government has pointed out that the administration’s greatest problem is the mess left behind by the previous government. Maina is just one more example,” he said.

I absolutely respect the chess champions running the current Nigerian government. The Maina scandal firmly buried the weightier NNPC scandal within a single day. Twale!
I think 2019 will be a great deal tougher than we can ever imagine.

PoliticsRe: Buhari Government Reinstated Our Son Because He Is A Messiah - Maina's Family by emonkey(m): 5:50pm On Oct 25, 2017
Wow! So why the blame passing ?....

BusinessRe: A Merchant Sings Yoruba Songs In Dubai For A Nigerian Woman (Photos, Video) by emonkey(m): 3:09pm On Oct 25, 2017
LOL . I know that shop. It is called PAPA NIGERIA
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sales Manager - Benin by emonkey(op): 12:26pm On Oct 23, 2017
It has been very frustrating to ask for applications from Nairaland users.

Again : Please DO NOT SEND CV WITHOUT COVER LETTER DESCRIBING YOUR APPLICATION

You will NEVER get a job that way ANYWHERE.
Thanks.
PoliticsRe: "Tosin Saraki Marrying A Christian Man Is A Sin" - Muslim Facebook User by emonkey(m): 2:14pm On Oct 22, 2017
Poor people fighting over the religious beliefs of rich people.
Father God please don't punish me by turning me into one of these. Amen.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sales Manager - Benin by emonkey(op): 8:28pm On Oct 21, 2017
This is a MANAGEMENT job.

If you are unable to correctly read a vacancy advertisement , YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB

Again, I repeat

Applications sent without cover letter will be deleted without reading.

Thank you
Jobs/VacanciesSales Manager - Benin by emonkey(op): 4:36pm On Oct 20, 2017
Vacancy : Sales/Marketing Manager
Location: Benin
Qualification: First degree in Marketing or Construction related discipline.
Other : Must be IT-literate. Social media skills very essential.Must have driving licence.
Experience : Working in construction of furniture and fittings will be an advantage.
Age: Strictly between 35 and 45 years old

Application: Please send application/CV to mail@xceedia.co.uk before October 27, 2017

Only shortlisted candidates will be replied.
Applications sent without cover letter will be deleted without reading.
PoliticsRe: 36 State Governors, The Courses They Studied & The Higher Institutions Attended by emonkey(m): 9:12pm On Oct 19, 2017
Osun State Aregbesola has a C&G cerificate of Air conditioning Technician grin grin grin
EducationRe: Commotion In Ile-ife As Soldiers Enter With Vaccines (PHOTOS) by emonkey(m): 7:17pm On Oct 18, 2017
Why are the military leading us into chaos ?

PoliticsRe: 2019: No Credible Candidate Besides Buhari – Ortom by emonkey(m): 9:17pm On Oct 17, 2017
DONSMITH123:
Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja

Benue State Governor, Samuel Ortom, on Tuesday said there was no other credible candidate for the 2019 presidential election that has the capacity to move Nigeria forward apart from President Muhammadu Buhari.

Ortom, a governor elected on the platform of the ruling All Progressives Congress, said this in an interview with State House correspondents shortly after he met with Buhari at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

While saying he is happy seeing Buhari “bouncing every day,” the governor prayed that God will help the President to lead the nation till 2023.

Ortom said, “I came to appreciate the President and to encourage him to be steadfast and committed to his leadership.

“I believe that what God brought him to achieve in this country, he will definitely achieve it.

“Now we see him bouncing every day to the glory of God. We appreciate this and we look forward that God will help him to take us through 2015 to 2019 and then 2019 to 2023.

“That is our prayer because for now, there is no credible candidate as far as I know that has the capacity to take Nigeria out of where we are today.

“I believe Mr. President has the capacity and let God sustain his health and consummate his healing so that Nigeria can be on the right path.”

Cc: lalasticlala, Mynd44

http://punchng.com/2019-no-credible-candidate-besides-buhari-ortom/
What a terrible tragedy for Nigeria. As soon as I receive my Haiti residence permit, I am off and away for good.

Technology MarketRe: Unbranded Flash Drives Wanted by emonkey(op): 7:09pm On Oct 17, 2017
kode12:
These flash drives have no marking, the tags on them are just to indicate the sizes so you can take them off if you please.Its 2500/piece retail 2300/bulk
Do you have smaller sizes than 8Gb ? I am looking for cheapest. Thanks
PoliticsRe: "I Will Never Return To PDP" - Olusegun Obasanjo by emonkey(m): 6:10pm On Oct 17, 2017
DONSMITH123:
Samuel Awoyinfa, Abeokuta

A former President, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, has vowed never to return to the Peoples Democratic Party.

This was what he told journalists after he met with the National Caretaker Chairman of the party, Senator Ahmed Makarfi, behind closed-doors.

The meeting was held at the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library, Abeokuta, which lasted for one hour.

The former president said, “I will never return to the PDP, just like a dog would never return to its vomit.”

http://punchng.com/breaking-i-will-never-return-to-pdp-says-obasanjo/
Who wants old liability ? Baba you are the VOMIT grin grin grin
Technology MarketRe: Unbranded Flash Drives Wanted by emonkey(op): 5:27pm On Oct 17, 2017
kode12:
Picture added. Can supply you whatever quantity needed. You can watch movies or play music on your phone directly from these OTG flash drives.
07061925758 WhatsApp/Call.
I am looking for blank items which have no manufacturer's branding. What is the unit cost for what you have?
PoliticsRe: Judge Orders Sureties To Appear In Court To Explain Kanu's Non-appearance by emonkey(m): 2:00pm On Oct 17, 2017
Such an unfortunate thing to be happening in Nigeria.

Technology MarketRe: Unbranded Flash Drives Wanted by emonkey(op): 9:52pm On Oct 16, 2017
kode12:
What quantity are you looking for
50 initially. can you post a picture of what you have.
Technology MarketRe: Unbranded Flash Drives Wanted by emonkey(op): 8:08pm On Oct 16, 2017
kode12:
I have 8GB OTG flash drives. Metallic and unbranded. Can be used for both PC and Phones. 07061925858 Chat me up if interested
I need to buy wholesale. What is your unit price?
Technology MarketUnbranded Flash Drives Wanted by emonkey(op): 6:44pm On Oct 16, 2017
I am looking for a place to purchase unbranded (no name) flash drives as gift items. Any offers?
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by emonkey(m): 12:46pm On Oct 15, 2017
I am 17. Honest !!
CareerRe: "How I Got Addicted To Eating Books" - Johnspeak Uwangue by emonkey(m): 8:54pm On Oct 14, 2017
JohnspeakU:
HOW I GOT SO ADDICTED TO EATING BOOKS.

By Johnspeak Uwangue (Motivational Speaker, Talent Manager and Coach)

As an undergraduate in AAU, I was more like a late reader, I seldom read until like 3days to exams. But after graduation, I was discussing with a mentor of mine who happens to be a senior lecturer and he said, "Johnspeak, If you want to go far in your career you must be studious".

After that event, I was studying my bible one night and I started feeling dizzy like I always do when studying, but I pressed on. It got to a point my head was moving on its own and then BAM!, it happened. My eyes were opened, dizziness varnished, and I actually read till the next morning. Now, I can read a 20,000 words write up without feeling tired. I was reading Stephen Covey's THE 8th HABIT book that the words started looking familiar, I later remembered that I have read it before and was reading it the 8th time.

I'd read John Maxwell's TALENT IS NEVER ENOUGH book for about 5hours that I forgot I'd a date.

The key to killing dizziness while studying is to press on no matter how you feel.

(c) Johnspeak Uwangue
Motivational Speaker, Talent Manager and Coach
This one cracked me up. Your MEMORY is so bad that you didn't know you'd already read a book 7 TIMES until you started reading it for the 8th time !! Guy, where is your next comedy show at ? grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: Man Drinks To Stupor, Forgets Car At A Beer Parlour In Lagos. Photo by emonkey(m): 10:15pm On Oct 13, 2017
CastedDude:
Last week Friday, Jude, a resident of Anthony Village was drunk to the point that he forgot his Toyota Camry 2010 Model at a beer parlour only to wake up around 03:30 a.m. Saturday morning to misinform the police that his car had been stolen from where it was parked at his residence.

The police in investigating the theft sent detectives out to the area.

Investigations revealed that no vehicle entered nor exited the enclosure, where the vehicle was allegedly stolen.

Close investigation into the life style of the complainant revealed that he is a drunkard.

This lead prompted police officers to visit the beer parlour where the complainant was alleged to have rendezvoused a night before.

The car was at 8:08 a.m. recovered few meters away from the beer parlour with every part of the vehicle intact.

He was detained briefly and counselled before he was allowed to go.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/drunken-man-held-for-false-vehicle-theft.html

OP you try small. How did the man get home sha ? You no explain that side in your story..story..
HealthRe: Man Suffering From Monkeypox In Akwa Ibom (Disturbing Photo) by emonkey(m): 12:06pm On Oct 12, 2017
This one na Gorilla Pox o undecided undecided undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lynched In India : Five Arrested In Delhi Over Assault On Nigerian by emonkey(m): 8:35pm On Oct 11, 2017
LYNCHED ....and thereafter DETAINED ! Dem wake am up again?
Lalasticlala make you dey fear God o !
Car TalkRe: Rezvani Tank Is An Extreme Utility Vehicle Which Features Muscular Body Design by emonkey(m): 2:20pm On Oct 11, 2017
I don't like this colour. Do they also make yellow? If so I will order.
PhonesRe: Letter To Glo: Why Is Your Internet Not Loading Many Important Websites?? by emonkey(m): 1:13pm On Oct 11, 2017
buskie13:
Why can't I get access to their stupid customer care in English language baffles me,they all speaking Yoruba, and I want to subscribe for their 1k plan,loaded from the bank that's how they've finished my money from 1k down to 6h,how can I contact them,I don't remember subscribing for any useless advert or package
LIAR! We speak English grin grin grin
AgricultureRe: The Snake I Killed In My Poultry Today (photos) by emonkey(m): 9:45am On Oct 11, 2017
There is a brown girl in the ring....
..la la la la la
There is a brown girl in the ring....
..la la la la la la....
grin grin grin grin grin

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