Nairaland General › Re: "This Bastard Snake Passed My In-Law's Leg And Entered My Shop" - Lady by emonkey(m): 11:47am On Nov 13, 2017 |
Arian11: THE Facebook user as usual Linked the snake to “spiritual forces” from her “enemies”
“This bastard snake passed my in-laws leg yesterday to enter my shop, I bless God for giving me a sharp eye to see it,is a long story but I give God all the glory” How did you know it is BASTARD ? You sabi the snake mama? |
Crime › Re: Farmer Dies While Looking For Mice On A Farm (Photo) by emonkey(m): 9:50am On Nov 13, 2017 |
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Events › Re: Man Buried In A Coffin Built Like House With DSTV Antenna (Photos, Video) by emonkey(m): 11:24am On Nov 11, 2017 |
Only in Ghana do you see this weird things |
Music/Radio › Radio Producers And Presenters Wanted by emonkey(op): 5:48pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Ever dreamed of having your own radio show or of a career as an OAP? Now is the opportunity to get started . We are looking for imaginative FREELANCE producers and presenters who have ideas for fresh and interesting radio programmes . The themes must primarily be of POLITICS or RURAL DEVELOPMENT. If you can create your own program wherever you are we will give you a FREE slot to host it on our radio broadcast.
Suggestions: 1. Discussions and interviews on current social and political issues 2. Street opinion sampling on current social and political issues 3. Advice and discussions relating to agriculture. 4. Advice and discussions relating to rural development. 4. A couple of slots are available also for a music or comedy show.
DURATION: Program will either be of 24 minutes or 48 minutes long.
Produce your program wherever you are in the country, send it to us and we will slot it free.
How do you make money from this ? Find a sponsor or several sponsors for your program locally. Insert advertisement jingle for your sponsors in your program . You are done! Charge them whatever you like. We do not share your income.
Get presenting. Get famous. Send your idea to mail@xceedia.co.uk stating what your idea will be about and also your location. Better still, send a sample program in mp3 . http://www.hotokroradio.com/topic/radio-producers-and-presenters-wanted |
Music/Radio › Free International Radio Airplay For Your Music by emonkey(op): 11:49am On Nov 07, 2017 |
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Music/Radio › Re: Music Management Company Is Looking For New Artistes by emonkey(op): 7:58pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Iska Music currently three submission windows ISKA RADIOPlease email your music to our collection point as below for consideration : We will prefer mp3 format files at 320kbps bit rate, but will equally consider regular . You must also download and fill the Artist Release Letter and include with your submission. http://www.xceedia.co.uk/Artist_Release_Letter.doc (link is external) Email all to : iska_ra.19ihirtuafibrfh0@u.box.com (link sends e-mail) . :Or upload through the Site contact form http://www.iska.space/contactSUBMISSION IS FREE. ISKA TVSend Youtube link to your video to dude@iska.space (link sends e-mail) All submissions are free of charge ISKA MIXTAPESGet your music played and promoted worldwide free of charge . Submit your music for an opportunity to be included in the Iska Mixtapes. Send following for each music submission: 1. Title of music 2. Artste's name 3. Music Genre Music for mixtapes must be WAV or FLAC format. WE WILL NOT ACCEPT MP3 You must also download and fill the Artist Release Letter and include with your submission. http://www.xceedia.co.uk/Artist_Release_Letter.doc (link is external) Email all to : dude@iska.space (link sends e-mail) . :Or upload through the Site contact form http://www.iska.space/contactSUBMISSION IS FREE. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Suspends Lady From Her Church Choir For Marrying A Muslim - Twitter User by emonkey(m): 10:45am On Oct 30, 2017 |
HeWrites: Recounting what happened today in his church, a Twitter user @CharzFortune claimed that his Church’s Bishop reportedly asked a worshiper to leave the choir simply because she was marrying a Muslim.
He further disclosed that the Bishop, further threatened church members with suspension if they attend the wedding.
Here are his tweets;
http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/nigerian-lady-suspended-from-her-church.html Good move. A wife should always worship in her husband's church/mosque . |
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Loyalists Responsible For Maina’s Reinstatement – Presidency by emonkey(m): 8:34pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Buhari Government Reinstated Our Son Because He Is A Messiah - Maina's Family by emonkey(m): 5:50pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
Wow! So why the blame passing ?....
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Business › Re: A Merchant Sings Yoruba Songs In Dubai For A Nigerian Woman (Photos, Video) by emonkey(m): 3:09pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
LOL . I know that shop. It is called PAPA NIGERIA |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sales Manager - Benin by emonkey(op): 12:26pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
It has been very frustrating to ask for applications from Nairaland users.
Again : Please DO NOT SEND CV WITHOUT COVER LETTER DESCRIBING YOUR APPLICATION
You will NEVER get a job that way ANYWHERE. Thanks. |
Politics › Re: "Tosin Saraki Marrying A Christian Man Is A Sin" - Muslim Facebook User by emonkey(m): 2:14pm On Oct 22, 2017 |
Poor people fighting over the religious beliefs of rich people. Father God please don't punish me by turning me into one of these. Amen. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sales Manager - Benin by emonkey(op): 8:28pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
This is a MANAGEMENT job.
If you are unable to correctly read a vacancy advertisement , YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB
Again, I repeat
Applications sent without cover letter will be deleted without reading. Thank you |
Jobs/Vacancies › Sales Manager - Benin by emonkey(op): 4:36pm On Oct 20, 2017 |
Vacancy : Sales/Marketing Manager Location: Benin Qualification: First degree in Marketing or Construction related discipline. Other : Must be IT-literate. Social media skills very essential.Must have driving licence. Experience : Working in construction of furniture and fittings will be an advantage. Age: Strictly between 35 and 45 years old
Application: Please send application/CV to mail@xceedia.co.uk before October 27, 2017
Only shortlisted candidates will be replied. Applications sent without cover letter will be deleted without reading. |
Politics › Re: 36 State Governors, The Courses They Studied & The Higher Institutions Attended by emonkey(m): 9:12pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
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Education › Re: Commotion In Ile-ife As Soldiers Enter With Vaccines (PHOTOS) by emonkey(m): 7:17pm On Oct 18, 2017 |
Why are the military leading us into chaos ?
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Politics › Re: 2019: No Credible Candidate Besides Buhari – Ortom by emonkey(m): 9:17pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
DONSMITH123: Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja
Benue State Governor, Samuel Ortom, on Tuesday said there was no other credible candidate for the 2019 presidential election that has the capacity to move Nigeria forward apart from President Muhammadu Buhari.
Ortom, a governor elected on the platform of the ruling All Progressives Congress, said this in an interview with State House correspondents shortly after he met with Buhari at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
While saying he is happy seeing Buhari “bouncing every day,” the governor prayed that God will help the President to lead the nation till 2023.
Ortom said, “I came to appreciate the President and to encourage him to be steadfast and committed to his leadership.
“I believe that what God brought him to achieve in this country, he will definitely achieve it.
“Now we see him bouncing every day to the glory of God. We appreciate this and we look forward that God will help him to take us through 2015 to 2019 and then 2019 to 2023.
“That is our prayer because for now, there is no credible candidate as far as I know that has the capacity to take Nigeria out of where we are today.
“I believe Mr. President has the capacity and let God sustain his health and consummate his healing so that Nigeria can be on the right path.”
Cc: lalasticlala, Mynd44
http://punchng.com/2019-no-credible-candidate-besides-buhari-ortom/ What a terrible tragedy for Nigeria. As soon as I receive my Haiti residence permit, I am off and away for good.
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Technology Market › Re: Unbranded Flash Drives Wanted by emonkey(op): 7:09pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
kode12: These flash drives have no marking, the tags on them are just to indicate the sizes so you can take them off if you please.Its 2500/piece retail 2300/bulk Do you have smaller sizes than 8Gb ? I am looking for cheapest. Thanks |
Politics › Re: "I Will Never Return To PDP" - Olusegun Obasanjo by emonkey(m): 6:10pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
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Technology Market › Re: Unbranded Flash Drives Wanted by emonkey(op): 5:27pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
kode12: Picture added. Can supply you whatever quantity needed. You can watch movies or play music on your phone directly from these OTG flash drives. 07061925758 WhatsApp/Call. I am looking for blank items which have no manufacturer's branding. What is the unit cost for what you have? |
Politics › Re: Judge Orders Sureties To Appear In Court To Explain Kanu's Non-appearance by emonkey(m): 2:00pm On Oct 17, 2017 |
Such an unfortunate thing to be happening in Nigeria.
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Technology Market › Re: Unbranded Flash Drives Wanted by emonkey(op): 9:52pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
kode12: What quantity are you looking for 50 initially. can you post a picture of what you have. |
Technology Market › Re: Unbranded Flash Drives Wanted by emonkey(op): 8:08pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
kode12: I have 8GB OTG flash drives. Metallic and unbranded. Can be used for both PC and Phones. 07061925858 Chat me up if interested I need to buy wholesale. What is your unit price? |
Technology Market › Unbranded Flash Drives Wanted by emonkey(op): 6:44pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
I am looking for a place to purchase unbranded (no name) flash drives as gift items. Any offers? |
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by emonkey(m): 12:46pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
I am 17. Honest !! |
Career › Re: "How I Got Addicted To Eating Books" - Johnspeak Uwangue by emonkey(m): 8:54pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
JohnspeakU: HOW I GOT SO ADDICTED TO EATING BOOKS.
By Johnspeak Uwangue (Motivational Speaker, Talent Manager and Coach)
As an undergraduate in AAU, I was more like a late reader, I seldom read until like 3days to exams. But after graduation, I was discussing with a mentor of mine who happens to be a senior lecturer and he said, "Johnspeak, If you want to go far in your career you must be studious".
After that event, I was studying my bible one night and I started feeling dizzy like I always do when studying, but I pressed on. It got to a point my head was moving on its own and then BAM!, it happened. My eyes were opened, dizziness varnished, and I actually read till the next morning. Now, I can read a 20,000 words write up without feeling tired. I was reading Stephen Covey's THE 8th HABIT book that the words started looking familiar, I later remembered that I have read it before and was reading it the 8th time.
I'd read John Maxwell's TALENT IS NEVER ENOUGH book for about 5hours that I forgot I'd a date.
The key to killing dizziness while studying is to press on no matter how you feel.
(c) Johnspeak Uwangue Motivational Speaker, Talent Manager and Coach This one cracked me up. Your MEMORY is so bad that you didn't know you'd already read a book 7 TIMES until you started reading it for the 8th time !! Guy, where is your next comedy show at ?  |
Car Talk › Re: Man Drinks To Stupor, Forgets Car At A Beer Parlour In Lagos. Photo by emonkey(m): 10:15pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
CastedDude: Last week Friday, Jude, a resident of Anthony Village was drunk to the point that he forgot his Toyota Camry 2010 Model at a beer parlour only to wake up around 03:30 a.m. Saturday morning to misinform the police that his car had been stolen from where it was parked at his residence.
The police in investigating the theft sent detectives out to the area.
Investigations revealed that no vehicle entered nor exited the enclosure, where the vehicle was allegedly stolen.
Close investigation into the life style of the complainant revealed that he is a drunkard.
This lead prompted police officers to visit the beer parlour where the complainant was alleged to have rendezvoused a night before.
The car was at 8:08 a.m. recovered few meters away from the beer parlour with every part of the vehicle intact.
He was detained briefly and counselled before he was allowed to go.
Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/drunken-man-held-for-false-vehicle-theft.html OP you try small. How did the man get home sha ? You no explain that side in your story..story.. |
Health › Re: Man Suffering From Monkeypox In Akwa Ibom (Disturbing Photo) by emonkey(m): 12:06pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Lynched In India : Five Arrested In Delhi Over Assault On Nigerian by emonkey(m): 8:35pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
LYNCHED ....and thereafter DETAINED ! Dem wake am up again? Lalasticlala make you dey fear God o ! |
Car Talk › Re: Rezvani Tank Is An Extreme Utility Vehicle Which Features Muscular Body Design by emonkey(m): 2:20pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
I don't like this colour. Do they also make yellow? If so I will order. |
Phones › Re: Letter To Glo: Why Is Your Internet Not Loading Many Important Websites?? by emonkey(m): 1:13pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
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Agriculture › Re: The Snake I Killed In My Poultry Today (photos) by emonkey(m): 9:45am On Oct 11, 2017 |
There is a brown girl in the ring.... ..la la la la la There is a brown girl in the ring.... ..la la la la la la....  |