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Music/RadioFeature Your Music Free Of Charge On Radio Iska by emonkey(op):
To feature your music on Iska radio , send two of your best tracks for audition to dude@iska.space
Please include genre (rap, hiphop, afrobeat, reggae....etc)

Test Run radio at www.iska.space

LiteratureRe: Our Rebellion Against Soyinka, Achebe – Osundare by emonkey(m): 8:53am On Dec 21, 2017
maryjames9:
Typical African youth who love nothing but money. Even billionaires of this generation are great readers. Guy, change your orientation, buy a few books and start reading.
Try buying "a few books" without money grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Samuel Owoleye, Ex-Union Bank Manager Jailed For 19 Years For N27 Million Fraud by emonkey(m): 11:36am On Dec 19, 2017
Coolgent:
Bigot and potential scammer
He pain you ? grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Samuel Owoleye, Ex-Union Bank Manager Jailed For 19 Years For N27 Million Fraud by emonkey(m): 9:09pm On Dec 18, 2017
19 years for only 27million!! This man foolish fuckup no be small.
If it is Hausa man now, the matter will not even get to court.
Evil country
EducationRe: Man Deported To Nigeria When Daughter Was 8, Shows Up At Her Graduation In U.S by emonkey(m): 8:05am On Dec 17, 2017
Samusu:
Na good question o, how him talk sneak backhuh
The ban is for only 10 years . The man was deported 15 years ago.
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Deeper Life Bible Church A Cult ? by emonkey(m): 9:26am On Dec 16, 2017
frosbel2:
I was a Deeper Life member and worker and almost a Pastor for about 20 years.

Initially when you join it appears to be one great club of humble believers, but afterwards you notice the following traits of their organisation ;

• They are beholden to one man, Pastor Kumuyi

• Anything Pastor Kumuiyi says is truth and if you do not like it you must leave or start your own church

• They are so spiritually arrogant, and portray their church as the next best thing to holiness while other churches are either further away from holiness or fake altogether

• They separate families, husbands and wives, children and parents, siblings, co-workers etc .

• If you are in a second marriage and become born again (so called), you must go back to your first wife and reconcile to her, assuming she is unmarried because your second wife is not recognized by God. Imagine the confusion this will cause especially with children involved.

• They lack true compassion and love for everyone else other than their own members

• They use hell fire to threaten their members into paying tithes and to abide by church rules and regulations.

• If you are not careful, the church will take over your individuality and you will become another zombie minion without a mind of your own

• The church also has to tendency to preach against wine or alcohol intake, something that was never commanded in the bible, rather the bible says we should do everything in moderation

• It is difficult to be truly happy in Deeper Life because you are always fighting one sin or the other or chasing one demon or the other

• Their focus is strongly selfish, it is all about your own salvation and escaping hell to make heaven.

• They will often tell off young women for certain styles of dressing, the problem is many of these same women have the heart of Jezebel, very similar to a modest radical Muslim woman who despite dressing modestly with the Hijab will easily blow up innocent civilians in the name of her god.

• They preach the fables and myths of a fictitious rapture (started by a charlatan called Scholfield ) , Trinity and Hell fire


Young ones, do not be enticed to join. God has called you to express your individuality and make choices in favour of righteousness and peace. God does not want any man to rule over you or force his own belief on you. You are answerable only to God and not Man.

Enjoy this life and all that goes with you, don’t live a life of misery in the name or religion.
I doubt that you spent 20 years in Deeper Life . Otherwise you are one of the most miserable individuals in the world. You had two choices, either to stay in the church or to leave. You decided to stay for your own reason, and when you now left , or were kicked out, it all becomes the fault of the church. And you must publicly blackmail them to feel good. If you don't like a church, it is just not for you . There are fortunately hundreds of thousands of churches all over Nigeria. Find another one that fits your character and your need. Go there.
People like you are destined for hell, if there is such a place.

PS: I was a member of Deeper Life for 8 years and decided that RCCG would give me better self-expression. Due to the discipline and knowledge of scriptures thay the good man Pastor Kumuyi had given me, I was nearly instantly made a pastor at RCCG , which I also had to leave years later because I felt uncomfortable with the sort of "self-expression" that we were permitted and which my foundation at Deeper Life dis not agree with. I thereafter choose not to be a member of any church, and only attending the church that the spirit at any time directs. In Deeper Life I received the greatest and the best quality bible teaching , and in MFM which I presently attend more regularly I received the best lessons in prevailing prayers.
If you don't like a church, it is just not for you. Find another one that fits your character and your need.Period.
RomanceRe: She Wants Me To Buy Her 66k Phone, But Doesn't Want Me To Touch Her by emonkey(m): 1:15pm On Dec 15, 2017
another1:
She want me to buy her 66,000 naira phone but she doesn't want me to even sit close or touch her and she is not a virgin.
Which kind of tribal marks do you have?
Music/RadioRe: Download Free Iska Radio App And Enjoy 24/7 Music Broadcast by emonkey(op): 11:10am On Dec 15, 2017
Apologies ! We had a bit of technical challenges with our streaming server. By the time you read it, we should have fixed it . Otherwise it will be fixed within a few hours. Please return soon.
Music/RadioDownload Free Iska Radio App And Enjoy 24/7 Music Broadcast by emonkey(op): 2:22pm On Dec 14, 2017
Iska Radio gives you 24 hours of music everyday – no news, no debates, no jive; just music. Iska Radio promotes and all good music worldwide.
Main broadcast categories are Old School R&B/Soul/Funk , African Beats , Hip Hop

Download the FREE Android App at https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nobexinc.wls_5072601931.rc

Download the FREE iTunes App at https://itunes.apple.com/app/id1324457385

Music Without Border 24/7

ISKA means "Wind" in the Hausa language

PoliticsRe: FG Hands Over State House, Marina To Lagos State (Photos) by emonkey(m): 8:43pm On Dec 12, 2017
deomelllo:
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You mean you villages grabbing Tinubu's agabda while your villages stagnate and remain backward dey pain me grin grin

Abi no be painment make you enter thread to cry and display your portion in life bad bele as usual grin grin


The above villae absurdities remains your day to day realities in your backward villages grin grin

The above rubbish is what you deserve and what you are entitled to. grin grin


Poor ipob losers. grin grin
Me, IPOB loser ?

Poor Robot grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: FG Hands Over State House, Marina To Lagos State (Photos) by emonkey(m): 8:15pm On Dec 12, 2017
deomelllo:
Lagos and the rest of the country dey progress, but na tinubu's agbada you dey grab as if he's responsible for your backward villages..


Losers..
grin grin grin grin grin He pain you ?
PoliticsRe: FG Hands Over State House, Marina To Lagos State (Photos) by emonkey(m): 5:28pm On Dec 12, 2017
247frolicboss:
The signing of the document formally ceding ownership of the Presidential Lodge, Marina, to Lagos State Government.


http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/12/photos-federal-government-finally-hands.html
To be eventually sold to Tinubu for only N10m
Music/RadioAre You Ready For A Music Riot ? by emonkey(op): 9:29am On Dec 11, 2017
Our ISKA MUSIC label debuts today.
To commemorate we offer you free download or streaming of our first promo CD Iska Riot Volume 1 . This offer is only good for ONE WEEK ONLY and till December 18. It is our early Christmas gift to you.
Get it now at http://iska.space/iska-riot-one

What is “ISKA”. The word means “Wind”, in the Hausa language. It embodies the foundation philosophy of Iska Music which is – music without border. We promote and publish all good music worldwide.

Iska Music comes in tandem with Iska Radio which aims to give you 24 hours of music everyday – no news, no debates, no yakking; just music. Iska Radio becomes fully functional later this week , with the vision :
All Music , All day , All Night, All Over.
ISKA.

PS: Do you want your music to be part of the next Iska Riot? Send two of your best (mp3) to dude@iska.space

Christianity EtcRe: Tithing Is Not Compulsory - D.K Olukoya by emonkey(m): 6:55pm On Dec 04, 2017
AlvoSitwil:
some even believe that Jesus came to abolish the laws... see https://www.nairaland.com/4212971/tithing-not-part-christianity-jesus
So many Pharisees on this thread. Bros believe what you want and leave everyone else to believe what they want. Haba!
shocked shocked shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Tithing Is Not Compulsory - D.K Olukoya by emonkey(m): 6:32pm On Dec 04, 2017
kpolli:
So how does that negate what Jesus said about Himself, I noticed you talked around what I quoted but never talked about it so please, can you explain what Jesus meant by "He fasts twice in the week, gives tithes of all He possesses"....

Don't get me wrong, I know pastors are wrong for ever claiming one will go to hell if one doesn't tithe. But please no man should ever lay claim that Jesus came to die so we won't tithe anymore. No where in the Bible is it written that Jesus came to die for us to stop tithing. He died to save us, tithing is personal between man and God and a lot of pastors sin by coming between that commitment.

I personally advice one to change church if you don't like how your pastor behaves, don't remix the word of God.

Everyone strives to be like Jesus, if Jesus can tithe; so can I.... It's simple, if you don't want to tithe; don't! It's your personal decision, you're not going to hell for not tithing....

I have personally seen what tithing can do in a church, I have seen how much it takes to maintain a church so I know my tithe goes a long way. If you see your pastor overdoing things, switch...

Thanks brother
Did Jesus tithe? Please direct me to the relevant scriptures. On what income did He pay tithe? I am aware that he paid TAX though. "head tax"
Christianity EtcRe: Tithing Is Not Compulsory - D.K Olukoya by emonkey(m):
sweetilicious:
Exactly what i was telling my friend
Probably because most churches are now more preoccupied with finances than salvation. We are in a spiritual emergency.
Christianity EtcRe: Tithing Is Not Compulsory - D.K Olukoya by emonkey(m): 9:01pm On Dec 03, 2017
i believe in tithing . The church must pay bills somehow. Only I think they should truthfully call it "suggested donation" instead. The only thing I don'tbelieve in is giving huge amounts to fund a church while your local community suffers lack of basic amenities.OK I agree that is duty of government. Have fun "going to heaven then" grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Reacts To Atiku's Defection To The Party by emonkey(m): 8:29pm On Dec 03, 2017
SillyMods:
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Atiku is doomed to fail.
Nobody in life is doomed to fail angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This Aluminium Pot Made In Saki, Oyo State The Biggest In The World? by emonkey(m): 8:52am On Nov 27, 2017
I believe this type of pot is popularly known as AGBARI OJUKWU .
I am serious.
PoliticsRe: Facebook Protest Against APC /buhari - Nigerians No More Amused by emonkey(m): 7:41pm On Nov 24, 2017
princechurchill:
Good morning for finally opening ur eyes
I wonder o shocked
CrimeRe: South African Lady Beaten By Man Over Parking Space Cries Out For Justice by emonkey(m): 3:14pm On Nov 24, 2017
All these so called "ladies" self. So the man just start to beat you up without you saying or doind anything before ? Haba! huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Facebook Protest Against APC /buhari - Nigerians No More Amused by emonkey(m):
Wow! That was a rather strong reaction. Sorry bros grin grin grin
Was this posted by lalastic ? That man Lala's friends hungry dey catch them bad bad . Na so so snake and monitor lizard dem dey chop everyday. grin grin grin
BusinessElectric A3 Size Book Binding Machine/perfect Binder by emonkey(op): 1:09pm On Nov 22, 2017
I have this machine which was purchased brand new about a year ago and was used less than 50 time because what we actually need is high speed machine. This machine binds books and similar documents with hot glue .
I invite serious purchase offers. Location is Ibadan

Music/RadioRe: Music Management Company Is Looking For New Artistes by emonkey(op): 11:09am On Nov 21, 2017
Last call for inclusion of your music in the Iska Music / Iska Radio promo CD slated for worldwide distribution.
Send your entry in ANY MUSIC CATEGORY to dude@iska.space
Send ONLY ONE entry which should be your best. We very much encourage female artists.
If you think you are already a big star and the best in the world we don't want your music.
If you think you can do with a bit of promotion , we want to listen to you.
Send your entry to dude@iska.space
Closing Saturday November 25.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W's Mother Stuns For Son's Traditional Wedding by emonkey(m): 1:47pm On Nov 20, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The devil wears Prada.
This woman looks like trouble.

I pity Adesua.
Having this type of mother-in-law will be such a burden.

That's why most smart women pray that their future mother-in-laws die before they enter the family to save them the stress.
Look at this one. They ask you why you are not yet married at 40 , you say it is because you are afraid of your mother in law. You don sell your liver ? grin grin grin
HealthRe: Mentally Challenged Man And Woman Hold Hands In Public In Delta State. Photo by emonkey(m): 10:33am On Nov 20, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
A mentally challenged man and woman were spotted in a loved up mood in Sapele area of Delta state. According to reports, the couple were seen in a public display of affection at Igbe festival practice which was held yesterday in the area before they were pictured on their way home.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/mentally-deranged-couple-spotted-loved-mood-delta-state-photo.html

One cannot hold hands again without being called mentally challenged ? grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Masterkraft’s Outfit To Banky W And Adesua Etomi’s Wedding Got Nigerians Talking by emonkey(m): 8:18am On Nov 20, 2017
Drinokrane:
Prolific Producer, Masterkraft has got Social Media buzzing after he rocked “an incomplete” outfit for Banky W and Adesua Etomi’s Traditional wedding.

Folks on Social media assumed that he probably bought the materials (aso ebi) later, and he brought got the last piece.
Masterkraft and CDQ.

While others say he borrowed Susu’s remaining yard..

For reasons best known to him, Masterkraft decided to make short sleeve shirt out of the ‘expensive’ aso-ebi and wore it over a three-quarter shredded jean and white sneakers.

See some comments below;

http://www.torimill.com/2017/11/nigerians-react-to-masterkrafts-outfit.html
His dressing showed nothing but disrespect and contempt for the occasion and for the celebrants. Sure sign that he has a drugs problem . He shouldn't even have been permitted inside.
RomanceRe: After All This Sufferings, One Girl Is Dragging Me To Shoprite - Man Laments by emonkey(m): 10:27am On Nov 18, 2017
YoungDaNaval:
You see guy wey dey hustle like this you still get mouth to call lazy man? Funny enough this rubbish is coming from a guy. I SMH for this generation
I feel you o. You also want to be doing something for free. Girls don wise well well now o . Money for hand back for ground. Otherwise vaseline is still less than N100 I think . That must be still affordable for you. grin grin
CrimeRe: Man Tied To A Block And Dumped In A River In Anambra State. Graphic Photo by emonkey(m): 10:22am On Nov 18, 2017
dainformant:
A man identified as Chudi Julius Chinwuba (a.k.a) Tallest - was gruesomely murdered at Orama Etiti community in Anambra state. The man whose cause of killing was not revealed as it had to do with politics in the area - had his hands tied with a rope and his legs tied to a block as he was purportedly dumped in a river in the community. His corpse surfaced some days after he was killed in such wicked and tragic manner.

Facebook user, Dominic Nnalue‎, shared the sad and heartbreaking picture online with the words below;

Madness at Orama etiti,in the name of politics,is this what my people are known and respected for?no is the answer,because before now we are popularly known for loving and been our brothers keeper's

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/man-killed-gruesomely-thrown-river-legs-tied-block.html
Mafia style killing .
RomanceRe: After All This Sufferings, One Girl Is Dragging Me To Shoprite - Man Laments by emonkey(m): 3:06pm On Nov 17, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
This is serious. A Nigerian guy took to Facebook to share pictures of him hustling as a laborer in order to make ends meet. The young man revealed his displeasure with ladies who will "drag" him to Shoprite to spend on them after going through all this sufferings.

After sharing his hustling photos on Facebook, the young man wrote;

So after all this sufferings na im one yeye girl like that is dragging me to a shoprite. Hmmmmmmmmm Aunty if I slap you eeh. Na unripe thunder with block go fall on you there. Guys Hope Am saying your mind?

Girls are we communicating??

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/laborer-laments-dragged-shoprite-hustle-photos.html
Come on, work joor. Lazy man.
What else is there to spend money on other than your woman ? Abi you want to be doing something for free ? Why are you making irresponsible posts upandan ? angry angry
PhonesRe: Nigerians To Get 14-Day Grace To Roll Over Unused Data – NCC by emonkey(m): 9:06am On Nov 16, 2017
Nbote:
Hahahaha...See dis mumu ppl.. Are we going to rollover what is barely enough to last most ppl 2wks? Of what Use is d extended validity wen the data isn't enofhuh Generally d data isnt enof while for a whole of others, where's d ntwrk to use d data. Someone shld pls help me ask d guy below wetin concern competition TSTv and Dstv with dis useless policy
Not everyone buys N200 data per month you know undecided
CultureRe: African American Man To Return To Umuahia, Nigeria As He Rocks Igbo Attire by emonkey(m): 2:17pm On Nov 13, 2017
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