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nurey:
I will beat the crap out of her for few days too, that will commensurate with the cheating days,

Bros, you be panel beater? At 77 years old you go still dey beat your wife ? Issorait .

Supposing you are 77 years old and your 68 year old wife of 45 years come to you to ask for forgiveness because she has been unfaithful to you with another man a few days ago. What will you do ?
1. Divorce her
2. Beat the crap out of her
3. Say what will Jesus do, and get on with life
4. Leave her to God and then have heart attack to punish her.
5. Other . None of above

Only sensible answers please.

Listen up. You've created some fantastic lyrics and thinking chai, in no time this is gonna make you a star. And chai, you will be riding all over in Bugatti and wearing Versace to the toilet and to bed, and people will be taking pictures of you like you are Michael Jackson. Wake up. The truth is that you can't record STAR QUALITY music without star quality beats! .
Now where do you think all those stars get their beats from. You think they created it by themselves? You've really got a long way to go Bros, you don't need to become an old school bandmaster to be able to drop your starmaker single.
The secret is that all those stars you envy bought their beats from someone else, like I am about to show you. The rest is history. I can tell you where to get some beats too and shorten your route to music stardom. Link up with me at this page and we will take it from there
http://iska.space/content/music-beats

Katchya!
-Dude

Listen up. You've created some fantastic lyrics and thinking chai, in no time this is gonna make you a star. And chai, you will be riding all over in Bugatti and wearing Versace to the toilet and to bed, and people will be taking pictures of you like you are Michael Jackson. Wake up. The truth is that you can't record STAR QUALITY music without star quality beats! .
Now where do you think all those stars get their beats from. You think they created it by themselves? You've really got a long way to go Bros, you don't need to become an old school bandmaster to be able to drop your starmaker single.
The secret is that all those stars you envy bought their beats from someone else, like I am about to show you. The rest is history. I can tell you where to get some beats too and shorten your route to music stardom. Link up with me at this page and we will take it from there
http://iska.space/content/music-beats
Katchya!

-Dude

lonelydora:
Hahahahaha haha. But they said he's coming back soon. Lol

Na him problem be dat .
ps : Who is Buhari ?

lonelydora:
In as much as I pray for good health for our President; but we don't need pictures. Buhari should just make a speech on television to douse tension in the country. He is not ruling trees but human beings. He should talk to us.

Why do Nigerians hide everything about them? In developed countries, they update their citizens on the activities of their leaders.

Which tension in the country ? We have forgotten him and moved on.

nuelnik:

Like the popular saying that says " things that are sweet , kills more " , so it is with using of
smartphone , for me I love using my smartphone at night 'most times in the dark' , not until i saw the effects of using mobile phone in the dark and I was like God help me .

Using of phone's in the dark is something that if not all of us has done then it will be 90% , its actually sweet laying on your bed and using your smartphone in the dark.. But the effects are heart crushing 'Lol that's no the effect , not " heart crushing" '

Below are some effect of using your smartphone in the dark .

1. It cause temporary blindness , yes' using phone in the dark can harm your vision. Lots of people have been candidates to this . A 40years old lady was said you loss her vision 30minutes every morning she wakes and doctors reports on her was linked to using her phone always in the dark .

2. Using smartphone in the dark can cause eye cancer , lots of publication has been going around about the need to stop using smartphone in the dark as the ray from a phone in the dark is very harmful .

3. Using smartphone in the dark affects the brain , from stressing the eyes which in turns stress the brain.

See more : http://www.nueltech.com/2017/07/effect-of-using-smartphone-in-dark.html?m=1

People just believe any nonsense they find on the internet without asking themself the qualification of the person who posted it or even the state of his mental heallth. Mscheeew!

Rokaa:
A facebook user Sheriff Almuhajir posted:

"The Yobe state university lecturers have fulfilled their wishes of opening a restaurant that will serve food at a subsidized rate to both students and staff of the university.

In this restaurant, the price of a plate of every type of food/food combination is pegged at N200. Five people were also employed as managers of the restaurant."

The menu:

1 - Rice & beans
2 - Yam portage
3 - Semovita
4 - Burabusko masara & shinkafa
5 - Pounded yam
6 - Fried rice
7 - Porridge
8 - Pepper soup (goat head)
9 - Fried meat
10 - Moimoi with egg
11 - Hamonia pepper soup
12 - Tuwon shinkafa
13 - Cakes & meat pie and much more..

https://arewaonline.com/download/1499896109-rest1jpgae2ded6244d62938fad650f1fd190b05.jpeg

https://arewaonline.com/download/1499896109-rest2jpgbad7fdb83596682d4bb240f0ad5d3f6d.jpeg

https://arewaonline.com/download/1499896109-rest3jpg98f18cf7a250cc9cd04cc0e1c24acf0b.jpeg

http://arewaonline.com/48/see-n200-per-plate-restaurant

No amala? Rubbish!!

end time ram

okonja:
LMAO...So, Oba no fit enter First Class, na Business class e dey fly?

Not every plane/flight has first class. But you are unlikely to know this are you?

Who?

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Can only talent make you a star ? Not likely. The journey to music stardom is tough and unless you know what to do, it may eventually not work out. How awful that world be after so much hopes and hard work!
But you may wish to improve your chances of success through the Guided Music Career option offered by ISKA MUSIC.

The Guided Career Option is simply what it says . You will be groomed, guided and helped you along the same path that the superstars you envy have taken, but minus most of the hard knocks, and hopefully you will also turn into a household name.
You want to know more ? Don't delay! Subscribe to the Iska Music newsletter at following :
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Victornezzar:
Y some people mumu like dis
cos u saw Abia in d bible
Dose names wer brot out from d bible if u don't know

Please what language is this ?

Everyome can now rest assured that Igbo people know what they are saying when they said they are Jews. Imagine mysurprise when I opened my Bible to read this morning and this verse leapt into my face from Luke 1:5

5 There was in the days of Herod, the king of Judaea, a certain priest named Zacharias, of the course of Abia: and his wife was of the daughters of Aaron, and her name was Elisabeth.

Abia. If this does not convince anyone especially the scornful Yoruba area boys on NL, then what will ?

Please do not apply if you don't presently live in Ibadan , or if you live too far away from Ososami .Thanks

This is what happens to a people who marry their own relatives.

Still taking applications

DeGuyNxtDoor:
Good morning everyone, I would just head straight to the point here.

I happen to be a person who does not find smoking even the said harmless shisha fun. I hate it so much that I advice my friends to stop it when they do it in clubs. I also hate drinks as well, be it alcohol, beer or the popular kerewa hard drinks. I can at least settle down with malt as I don't take fanta, Pepsi, coke and the rest of the sugary drinks


Now my problem is my friends, they indirectly insult me over this, even my own brother did too, saying I look too soft cos I'm not doing weed or shisha at least which is harmless, that I'm not man enough physically. Its become persistent that its starting to worry me and I just wanna hear someone say I'm doing what's right and not wrong...

I'm not tryna show/say I'm a Holy person but I just don't like it. Is this normal? Are there guys like me out there?

It takes a MAN to be able to take a stand against the crowd.

This bufoonery is getting very boring.

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Interviews are ongoing. Application closes immediately we find right candidate.

BroZuma:


Attention seeking farming implement...

Farming implement ? You mean ho-e?

I am looking for children-friendly songs and music for use in an international children programme . Not looking for nursery rhymes please, but contemporary songs in any language. suitable for children to listen to. No payment/royalties here because it is a charity project , but massive international exposure for your music should be good enough. Please email your mp3 music file for consideration to moradio.jws8lv77xdowp3e3@u.box.com

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