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KILLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats the spirit!!!
kai!!

Help!! Help!! Help!!!
Debosky wants to commit suicide after being forced to wear Blue Diver's thong!!!
Brash is dancing naked at the market square!!
Muki is uncontrollably down!! Cris is being a good co-mod though. Trying her best to revive. She even gave Muki her ticket to Rome
See wetin Wenger dey cause!!

Eyo nigger you still dey talk!!
I heard Dr Dre is taking care of Muki and Debo
DDk is praying 15 decades for Muki's recovery!!
A-40 and HNIC have all been resuscitated(hope i got the spelling right) thanks to Dre!!

It feeld good being a Man U fan!!

toxicguy:
TO ALL GUNNERS. I'M A MADRID FAN AND I ALSO LIKE LIVERPOOL, EVEN THOUGH THEY KNOCKED US OUT. (MAY GOD FORGIVE THEM CUZ I HAVE). I'M GIVING ARSENAL MY FULL SUPPORT, EVEN THOUGH YOU SPOILT THEIR CHANCES OF WINNING THE EPL( MAY GOD FORGIVE YOU ALSO). HOW MANY OF YOU OUT THERE FEEL THAT THERE IS A CONSPIRACY IN FAVOUR OF MANURE. WHEN I WAS WATCHING THE MANURE-LIVERPOOL GAME AT THE VERY VERY OLD TRAFFORD, THE COMMENTATOR MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT THE PENALTY GIVEN TO LIVERPOOL. HE SAID AND I QUOTE " NO CLUB HAS COME HERE AND WON A PENALTY IN 4 YEARS" UNQUOTE. HOW POSSIBLE IS IT THAT NO CLUB HAS RIGHTFULLY WON A PENALTY THERE. AND WHENEVER THAT "OLYMPIC DIVER" JUST TRIPS OVER HIS SHADOW, THAT OLD HAG JUMPS UP AND STARTS RANTING LIKE A MAD MAN. CONGRATS TO BENITEZ WHO IS THE ONLY MAN WHO HAS EVER LOOKED AT THE OLD HAG IN THE FACE AND MADE THOSE ACCUSATIONS ABOUT MANURE. THINK OF THIS, SINCE THAT INCIDENT THE FA DIDN'T INVESTIGATE HIS COMMENTS AS THEY ALWAYS DO WITH OTHER COMMENTS. WHY? SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT. I BELIEVE THEY'RE TRYING TO PLEASE HIM SO HE CAN ACCEPT TO MANAGE THE TEAM THEY WANT TO REPRESENT THE UK AT THE 2012 OLYMPICS. ANYONE SECOND THAT. BY THE WAY, ARSENAL WILL WIN TONIGHT.

Rantings from an incoherent brain!!

MJJ
He has done nothing extra ordinary
We should stop this habit of praising people who do their duties
Is that how low we've descended? If he doesn't do them why then is he the governor and custodian of the state affairs?
Abeg make we hear word!!

Can someone outline what Bukola Saraki has done?
He will only win an election because his father is among the God fathers of PDP
He doesn't have the sort of vision fashola has. matter of fact he is not even better the Peter Obi.
You should be comparing him with Babangida Muazu of Niger state not fashola.

TK
for once i just think i have to quit this lack of confidence on O'shea
He seems unintelligent going forward but you can see what its all about last wednesday
He also got more experience than Rafael. I would have had him assuming something is wrong.
But just give him that benefit of the doubt. Meanwhile, if we scale thru tonight, he will play in Rome according to Fergie!!

mukina2:
i wont predict nothing. The tension+ nerves is very high

Some sniffs will do calm your nerves down
If i was still doing Hemp, i would have obliged you.
But you need cannabis cos hemp will be too weak to calm you down

Chamo
i can't agree with you any better
But i think Ando and Fletcher should drop deeper this time
Ando in particular he is our main anti-dote to Fabregas.
Stifle him and the Arses are down and flat.
As such;

VDS
O'shea Ferdinand Vidic Evra

Fletcher Anderson
Carrick
Ronaldo Rooney
Tevez/Berbatov

I think this combo will deliever the goods
I am still marvelling at how Fletcher has contributed this season albeit quietly
He seems to have a stake in the middle. Big ups to him. Fletcher the shit packer!!!

See all these fake fans?
Man U all the way!! Shuo!!!!!!

O boy see alloyed, bucket seats!!
Keyremotes pls i need a transponder key for this car!!
I want buy am!!

I swear if this car jam you, devil go even reject you for hell fire!!

If i am not mistaken, this car has been used in Nigeria.
Even as asking price, 750k is high. How much you come sell Bull dog and Bullet?
Durability, ergonomics my foot, its not just worth it!!!
Why buy a '93 vehicle at that price while a notch of about 50k will get me a 97 vehicle.
Does it make sense?

I keep saying it, Silvestre is the BEST ever to happen to Arsenal
Why can't you guys appreciate this beautiful summer gift from SAF to Papa Wemba
He should be gunning for Arsenal's player of the season!!!

The way wey we dey take make mouth here,
Person wey no know go think say na we dey play the match!!

Some clubs are there to win trophies
Some are there to make money and go trophyless
You don't need a soothsayer to tell you were DDk's Bayern belong
They are the one's i call losers. As far as a fan is concerned, the trophy is the only thing to reward my royalty
The owner can worry to grave how much he spends to bring in a player
Just give me player to win trophies which confers on me, the bragging rights!!

gaynners
Has it gotten this bad?
Una dey use female squad compensate?
Anyway anything to stop Muki from Committing suicide, i am all for it.

dayokanu:
Hemp after smoking Igbo you drink ota pia pia and rat poison on top. Yeah No wonder.
Dont you think you need to fumigate this thread with your breath?

So as to remove cockroach and thread flies like you

mukina2:
what is e-otapiapia?
Hemp! Hemp! Hemp! hoooray!!!!!
take your time oh

You may benefit from a wonderful dose of the e-cockroach poison if you e-kiss him or _ _ _ _ him!!
I didn't say anything ooh!! i am now born again since easter
So just warn him to be clear of Mancs. Aiight?

your own na Criz go handle am wella!!

Kai Muki and Criz
Una no go use laugh kill me!!

Congrats to the mods for the new thread!!
I swear i will give Dayo e-otapiapia if he doesn't take his time
Muki, warn your e-sweetheart. Stop deceiving him!!


Mancs,
Update on tomorrow's game.
Rio is very much ok to start tomorrow. Only Wes Brown and Evra are doubts. Evra should be ok though!!

Rio trains in semi-final squad.
Two senior defenders missed United's training session on Monday morning
but Rio Ferdinand wasn't one of the absentees.

The central defender now seems set to fulfil Sir Alex Ferguson's hope that he'll be "alright for Tuesday.
"Rio had been visited by the club doctor as he recovered from the lung bruising he suffered
in the Champions League semi-final first leg clash against Arsenal.

Wes Brown and Patrice Evra were the pair who missed training.
Brown had been touted for a comeback on the bench at Middlesbrough on
Saturday but as it turned out, he wasn't named among the seven substitutes.
Evra did play at the Riverside Stadium and was on the receiving end of some robust challenges;
however Sir Alex Ferguson told MUTV in his post-match interview:
"Patrice got a knock but I don’t think it’s anything serious."

Sir Alex Ferguson opted to hold United's pre-match training session at
Carrington rather than the Emirates Stadium on the eve of Tuesday's second-leg clash.

The Reds travel down to London early on Monday afternoon, and
more team news will follow when Sir Alex conducts his press conference in the capital at 17:00 BST.

The players training at Carrington were as follows: Van der Sar, Foster, Kuszczak; Neville,
Rafael, Eckersley, O'Shea, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evans; Ronaldo, Anderson, Giggs, Park, Carrick,
Nani, Scholes, Fletcher, Gibson; Berbatov, Rooney, Tevez, Welbeck, Macheda.

Ok sir!!!!

dayokanu:
Whats there to comment on between a match between a Match between scums and Gayyners.

I just hope gayyners progress provided Barcelona eliminates Chelsea .

Arsenal is the weaker EPL representative and would be easier for Barca to beat provided both teams make the finals.

Barca is the last hope for Anglophobes

Are you turning to a Barca fan?
Its pathetic that after trying to make you see that the DFB is down and out, you still stick with failure
We thought Arsenal fans were worse in delusion and desperation but you case is a lost one.

dayokanu:
Hemp,

Cant my name just stay off your lips.

As you can see, as silly as you guys may think SWITCH47 is, He would need to take graduate-level courses in stupidity to even BEGIN to reach the heights of vacuity attained by HEMP-ERROR

I laugh in Swahili,
You cut the picture of a demented cow!
I can guess right you are the one giving the courses to Switch abi?
You better go and look for your partner in stupidity like Tumfulu

mukina2:
Hemp . .too much puffing is bad for you
you see am well now?

Gerrout!!! My Laptop was writing something else while i thought of something else

viperman:
That doesn't even apply as it can be changed at random.
Also the VIN issue isn't 100% foolproof as i've come to realize of recent. Too many Badguys in this car biz nowadays.


Meanwhile, MAN-U for life , chelsea, go and sleep.

FORZE UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pls fellow dealers who can help me service this request
A friend in the East needs a Nigerian used Camry 1997 -1999 or above
Call me if you have any that 700k can buy or nearest offer.

debosky:


You know I nor fit yab you anyhow again since you became 'born-against'

Fergie might be going senile, but he's still a funny old git.

[i]He suggested Arsenal, who also play on Saturday, could afford to rest any number of players at Portsmouth before the two teams meet again on Tuesday, when the Gunners will try to overturn a 1-0 deficit.

I thought i was the only person that saw that. I haven's stopped laughing
I will really be wonderful to see Wengay dive and dance makossa like Eboue
And Pat _beansRice jabbing at advert boards when Pompey scores like Gallas did at Birmingham
Will fabrefuel be the captain?

mukina2:
Hemp
Maybe if you hadn't taken more than enough puffs, or was not high on bathwater, _{sorry HNIC} you would have understood, it was to laugh at your stupid analysis , because if you watched the match well you would have noticed just how brilliant Gibbs was, that's why i said you watched it on a radio.
Genius

Thank God girly was not able to influence the referee yesterday. senior diver in chief

Mukina2?? Who said i did a stupid analysis?
Are u high on smoking DDk's armpit hairs
I just posted someone's thought on how Gibbs performed and you are here mouthing nonsense
Are u high on saliva? I thought Gibbs did well and i said so. _{I hope he doesn't meet Lenon} Evra is a living testimony

debosky:
@ Hemp
sorry if my post was harsh on you, I know we are now paddys for jungle.

I was going to return the 'friendly' jab before i saw this.
All the same i will reduce the intensity of the jab.

debosky:
Are you joking? Gibbs frustrated Ronaldo so much he had to move centrally before getting any joy against Kolo - Gibbs marshalled his side expertly after struggling for the initial 10 minutes.

You must be experiencing myopia or astigmatism to miss the runs Rooney was making against Gibbs in the second half. The funniest bit was when Rooney who probably weighs like 3 times Gibbs tried to go past the lad - Gibbs held his ground and held off Rooney and the next thing was Rooney on the ground looking for a foul.

The referee correctly ignored his shenanigans and told him to get up.

Rooney has obviously been recruited into the Cristiano Ronaldo School of Diving Excellence.

I didn't see Eboue yesterday? Was he at Micheal Phelps Diving Grammar School/

On rooney, it Sagna that begged him to move to the right so as to save whats left of his career.
God he tormented him to eternity.
Roaldo felt Gibbs wasn't his match and went to continue with Toure what he started with Gibbs

All in all, Gibbs had a good game. he was quite good.

mukina2:
No chamo. people listen to their radios but Hemp watches match on his radio

ask him how, he knows how.

Muki
I have been advising you against ingesting DDk's spittle when you kiss
You are normally brillant but when this happens, you begin to think that people watch footie on radio and listen to music videos
You are even contemplating to drink eba and eat mineral
I will ask Criz to help me save you from DDK he is bad news

take it easy!! I know fully well how defeats like this feel like
I lived thru it against Liverpool and Fulham and also at the EmiRATes

The way some of us brag here, you do think they are the ones playing
Most analyses that go here should be based on what we know and see of the teams
As for Chelsea and Barca, all i know is that its gonna be an explosive fixture
But The Chavs have the advantage. Barca's defense is a bit short of personalities at the centre
If Chelsea should score, the tie is as good as over in their favour. Organise your defense well and you can stop about any Spanish team
Everyone has got his strategy. It ain't about going gong ho.

All the brunch about Messi ended in Camp Nou.
Pin Alves back and you will see worse frustrations than happened at Camp Nou
On the other hand, the Barca attack is quite lethal. The Chav defense has to be up to it.
One slip is enough for Etoo and Henry to sneak in. The only thing here is that even if they score first, Chelsea can salvage something

All in all, the tie is in Chelsea's favour!!

mukina2:
I am speechless sef, Thank God they didnt score more, it would have been terrible, i find myself asking if Diaby is AW's love child , His beard like Ali Baba.

This blogger summed it up nicely, i don't even know what to say.

Almunia: Man of the match tonight. He managed to keep out three dead cert goals with some top drawer saves. There was nothing he could do about the goal. 9

Gibbs: If Almunia said he wouldn’t be able to take my MoM award due to personal reasons… I’d give it to Gibbs. Security stopped him on his way out of the ground pointing to suspiciously large pocket with unusually large object in it… it was ok though… it was Wayne Rooney. 18 year old Gibbs kept the beastliest man in England quiet all night, which for me is an extremely powerful achievement. 8.5

Kolo: Carry on Kolo… starring Fish Face… What a nightmare those two have become, they’re defending is laughable at times. I can’t understand how Kolo can look so solid next to Gallas, yet so poor with Silvestre… it’s not a good sign is it? 5

Silvestre: Slightly better than his leading man, but still very dodgy. Taking ManU’s fall guy on as back up was a poor idea… most didn’t even need the benefit of hind sight to establish that. 5.5

Sagna: Not the worst performance of the evening, but not great either. He hasn’t replicated last seasons form by a long way, but I’ll take him over Eboue any day of the week. 6.5

Theo: One second… just checking back… oh right, he did definitely play! A quiet performance from young Theo… maybe he had something on his mind? Maybe young Mexican Carlos Vela sneezed without covering his mouth on the team bus? Theo looks like a worrier, doesn’t he? Jokes aside… what a luke warm, blind alley runining, poor passing performance. 5

Cesc: A pretty quiet performance from Cesc. He is a captain who leads by example… not through man motivation skills… so when things aren’t going well, if his feet can’t do the talking… his mouth can’t. Playing in the hole again… it really doesn’t work does it? His lack of pace is so apparent that far up the field, especially against great teams. 6

Nasri: Played centrally this evening, and was a bright spark in our play… maybe a bright spark is a little too generous, he was more like the light on an old skool casio watch. Nasri looks good in the middle when he has Arshavin out wide… sadly, Arshavin can’t play against united. 7

Diaby: Firstly, someone needs to have a word with Diaby about that beard… truly awful. Not as awful as his overall play yesterday. Diaby is slow to distribute the ball, he tries to over ellaborate even the most basic situations and he is infuriatingly sloppy with his passes. A terrible performance, not helped by the fact that he has never been any good being played out wide. Round peg… square hole. 4

Song: Our best midfielder by a long way tonight… I don’t like saying that, not because I don’t like Song… but it says a lot about the team performance when your stand out midfielder is the holding midfielder in a 5 man set up. He really was good tonight… I particularly like a turn he made in the second half. 8

Adebayor: I think I preferred him when he had a point to prove? A real nothing performance from him tonight… refusal to chase down lost causes, inability to get on the end of anything… running offside… a big night for the anti-Ade brigade… and based on tonight, how can I defend him? 4

Subs:

Nik B: Brought on to replace the invisible winger… which was an odd decision. Nik is cumbersome and lacks pace… why he was going to trouble United from out wide on the right was beyond me? He managed to misplace 50 % of his passes, smash a header wide and contribute zero shots to our unimpressive tally. Surely Rambo or Vela (He has two feet before you start) would do more damage coming on for Theo? 5

Eduardo: I would have had him on earlier… It was nice to see him… nice to know he’s alive. 6

The person who wrote the highlighted should be banned from watching football?
At what point did rooney play on the right? It was between him and Sagna all night
gibbs tried but not to the extent of being the strongest link. I think its Sagna.
Now take a look at my own player rater for Arsenal;

[/quote]ARSENAL

Almunia -9.0: At least two world class saves, among countless other stops in the first half, to keep Arsenal in the game. Almunia's denial of Tevez was miraculous. Man-of-the-match

Sagna -6.5: Perhaps the best of a shaky Arsenal backline, and did not disgrace himself against Rooney. Made very little headway as an attacking force though.

Toure -6.5: Positionally all over the shop in the first half, and lost Ronaldo for his headed chance. Improved considerably after the break.

Silvestre -5.0: Horrible in the first 45 minutes, he was at fault for the goal, and was sleeping on two other opportunities. After nine years at the club, Silvestre gave Manchester United yet more good service tonight.

Gibbs -4.5: A horror-show by the Arsenal left back. He may be young, but he was exposed time and time again down his left-hand side. What was Sky Sports' Andy Gray watching when he said the youngster had been "fantastic"?

Diaby -5.0 Very disappointing. Offered Gibbs no defensive support, and carelessly lost possession on numerous occasions.

Song -4.5: Was supposed to protect the Arsenal defence, but failed miserably. Song was a tactical disaster, pushing up when he should have held, and vice-versa. Constantly in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Walcott -6.0: A few bursts of pace, but did not get enough of the ball to run at Evra. A shame because Evra has been shaky of late.

Fabregas -6.0: The only Arsenal player to put his foot on the ball in the first half, Fabregas created little, and still failed to supply Adebayor.

Nasri -5.0: Never really got in the game did the Frenchman. In fact, you would have been forgiven for thinking that he was not even on the pitch.

Adebayor -4.0: One of those nights for Adebayor, who lost almost every ball that was played up to him. How he lasted until the 83rd minute is a mystery.

Subs

Bendtner -6.0: Missed Arsenal's best chance of the match, as he headed wide.

Eduardo -N/V: Did not have a chance to get into the game.
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debosky:
This is the crux of the matter for me - Arsene is failing to use Cesc properly, and this made Ade's poor performance yesterday even WORSE with less supply.

To a large extent i agree with you Debo
Ade on a good day will give you torrid moments
But he was just unavailable yesternight. Infact Arsenal died last night
I also think Wenger was carried away by his display against borough last sunday.
Most of the fall times he's had this season was down yo his wacked and warped selection and tactics.

Good for her
I hope they make it!!

labonjo:
i really dont have one(experience),but my sister came visiting frrom yola early this year,when the law was still shacking lagos,on alighting from the bike at her destination and removing the "element" from her head,lo and behold,her wig came off with it and as she was innocently walking away,the bike guy of course called her attention to pls come and collect her hair,suffice to say,she wished the ground would open up and swallow her,there and then.

you mean her head came off
Chei!! wahala o ti po ju!!!