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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 10:56am On Jan 09, 2011
^^^^^
U have two options. . . .show me the link to the article or be banished to the Chavs/Gaynners (chosse one) thread for the rest of the season!!!

Wetin u want decide for Wes Brown own?
Abi u want use him name complete your brown sugar? Dude should waka.
Let Rafael blossom. . . . but e be like say na only am go be our left back!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 2:05pm On Jan 06, 2011
SB

No matter how crooked OH has become, i still hold out a lot of hopes for him.
he is one player is looked forward to seeing at OT since his days at BM. . . .so unfortunate we are getting the short end of the stick!!

TA
I wonder how useful WB is to you. . .he has outlived his usefulness!!!
Unless red cards and its likes are the ish for you. Dude is soo vulnerable!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 11:06am On Jan 06, 2011
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson intends to allow goalkeepers Edwin van der Sar and Tomasz Kuszczak, defenders Wes Brown and Gary Neville, midfielder Owen Hargreaves and striker Michael Owen to leave Old Trafford in the summer. The Scot will then build his side around midfielder Anderson and right-back Rafael. (Daily Telegraph)

Mancs, this looks good but can someone pls delete Owen Hargreaves name from the list.
and maybe also, VDS. . . .maybe not yet but the rest can pls jump out of the window asap!!
Abi wetin una think?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 11:42pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^^^^

Thank God points are not humans!!
Some Gaynners for don export kidnapping to the EPL!!!

The coast is getting clearer!!
I dey put my DJ request on Shessy thread!!!

When Fergie mortaged his soul, the Devil granted his request and added hari dryer treatment to the package!!! grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by Emperoh(m): 11:38pm On Jan 05, 2011
N'Abani a by FLAVOR!!! DJ!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Emperoh(m): 11:36pm On Jan 05, 2011
DKKK!!!

U are da bomb!!
But i wanted to release your carton of Moet but i no find my jar of NKWU ENU!!!!
My Nkwu enu!! Ok Ngwo if u can't find nkwu enu!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Emperoh(m): 11:04pm On Jan 05, 2011
DJ Dayokanu!!!!!!!!!

My usual abeg. . . . . .and a jar of Nkwu Ocha to help tear comot for my eyes wella!!!
Ebezina by Chier Sir Dr. Osita Osadebe!!!

Kedu ka Nkwo si zuo taa!huh?

Le Monde S'effonde!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 10:57pm On Jan 04, 2011
nateevs:
Whitehead stings Utd.
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

Another 3 points in bag!!
This seems to me the best xmas football period in a while!!
A draw and 3 wins. . . .that's re-assuring. . . . up next, Liverfool at the FA cup and then the title wannabe at Whitehart Lane!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 9:46pm On Jan 04, 2011
Debo.

I get something better than Pammy!!!
Just show for my location. . . .no guarantees though. . . . .kidnapping looms!!

Chicharito just lowered the ransom on your head!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 7:37pm On Jan 04, 2011
^^^^
What is this Gaynner doing in me domain?
You want my boys to collect ransom on your head?

I won't save you ooh!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Emperoh(m): 10:21am On Dec 28, 2010
I was in the quiet rustic plains of my country home when i heard the intermittent sounding of the gong signifying the death of something. . . . .i asked and was told that Chelsea was murdered in cold blood at the Emirati!!!

And i ask the usual, how market? Kedu k'ahia si aga? Comment va le Marche?

Egbon Dayo,
U know my special. . . . . . and how we Igbos like it?
Oya, Ebezina by Stephen Osita Osadebe!!!

Chelsea Ndo nu ooo!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 7:40am On Dec 25, 2010
Merry bxmas to all Mancs and Sports posters!!!
Reserve my e-chicken oo!!!

Here;s praying we get a good xmas present by beating the black cats moro!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 11:11pm On Dec 22, 2010
Didn't i say it!!
Had the Chelsea game taken place, we woulda had enough stuff to talk about!!

When will this big game shyte end?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 11:49pm On Dec 21, 2010
Tuesday and everywhere is already dryyyyy!!!!
No one wants to stir controversy!!!!

TKBBBBB!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 8:14am On Dec 19, 2010
^^^

How J.Evans has fallen off the pecking order. . . .guess we need to send him on loan too.
With the Chelsea game postponed, i guess we might have next to no talking point this week.

Quite miffed!!!! Our best chance to pay these dudes back in their own coins!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 11:32am On Dec 16, 2010
Jeez!!!
EB, apologies for asking to stop ribbing them Gaynners!!!
When did beating Citeh amount to being a trophy?
Or what has Citeh won to make them a big team to be compared to United and Chelsea?

Chai, mumulisis is worse than diagonized!!
I cry for u!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 8:05am On Dec 16, 2010
dipo2much:
So y'all are actually conceivin a win at stamford bridge? Against a chelsea team desperate to end their run of no-wins. That would be HARD. Considerin terry's presence,drogba starting,and lampard's insistence to play,be ready for a showdown. There are no clichies at the bridge remember

Neither are we an Arsenal who will roll over and what whupped from the back!!
Wake up make, we know how to get around it not like Wenger who will do the same over and over again and expect a different result. . . . . .they are desperate to win and so we are. I am sure the best that can happen is a draw for both, else United is taking it!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 2:24pm On Dec 15, 2010
^^^^
Leave Les Arses alone now!!!
What you have done to them will suffce and will last them a whole season.

Mancs,
I am just thinking, so as to have some creativity in the middle, why don't we just do Fletcher and Ando as DFM and then, prop in a Berba who is a deep dropping striker to string them destructive passes to Roo and the attacking wingers?
Just a thought. . . . i just know he is a liability defensively.

Whatchu guy think?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 8:00am On Dec 15, 2010
All Hopes and expectations!!
If dropping Berba to the Bench is what it will take to beat Chelsea, so be it.
All i know is that Chelsea will be tough and i will take a point given that they have re-inforced
with most of their players returning. . . but we need to probe whoever pairs Terry and their Right back.

I am only worried that trying to shore up the middle will cost us more strikers playing.
Nevertheless, lets see how it goes. Fletcher and Carrick really needs TB Joshua for deliverance.

To be frank with you, we are missing Valencia despite his one legged/dimensional style of play.
At least, you are assured of his crossed into the opponent's box and also a cover for the RFB.

Lets see how Nani and Park handle Cashley and Ferreira!!
As for Rafa and Ando, the Brazillians are digging it for moi. . . . .but Ando should go and learn how to score from Chicharito!!!
BusinessRe: Union Bank Is On Strike? by Emperoh(m): 7:41am On Dec 15, 2010
Only those in the know of the internal wrangling in this bank will realise that the purge madam Osibodu is doing is long over-due!!!

That bank needs to re-engineer itself!!!
PoliticsRe: Tension Over Akunyili’s Senatorial Ambition by Emperoh(m): 1:05pm On Dec 14, 2010
I just sense fear all over Ozodinobi's statement!!
Whats with reaping where she did not sow, did she steal his mandate?

I thought every nigerian of sound mind and body above 18 years is free to vote and be voted for?
What is Ozodinobi yapping about?
AutosRe: Issue sorted, miix-up occured by Emperoh(m): 12:49pm On Dec 14, 2010
Tim;

I understand fully your plight and i sympathize with you. It is only very sad that it has t be like this.
I am more concerned about how you are reacting to this cos i know that Nairalanders will not be there physically when this issue is being ironed out physically.

But i have to be blunt with you, let common sense guide your actions rather than anger.
All i can see is that you are more concerned about your car ownership  reputation amongst your friends than having peace of mind. . . who says that the next car u are going to buy, assuming he refunds you the money, will be problem free? Who says that all will be well when he refunds you? Whether u drive one car and change to another, no one can take away the fact that you now own a car. Its is your car and come rain or shine, you will drive it, get tired and buy another one. There a whole lot ahead of us in life to enjoy.

My only grouse with him is that he didn't disclose the full implications of logistic failure in pre-order deals.
I agree that he faltered of which he has apologized and i expect you to take his offer.
I can assure you that there is no avenue you would want to deal with this that what he's offered you won't be accepted as reasonable enough. Take him to police station, olokpa go chop your money, chop him own, impound the car and still make the both of you pay to bail it out. . . trust me you don't want to go through this stress. If it is to use force on him, do you know what he has or got? Abi na court? There is a binding agreement between the both of you and i urge to adhere to that.

Stop posting, go outside and look for something to chill you out, when u are less angry, call this dude up and find a solution out of this. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PROBLEM SOLVED THRU ANGER!!! You will only worsen your predicament. Be considerate and weigh his option. . . .you will be better off for it. There is more to life than all this.

God bless you as you give thought to my suggestion and that of others.
AutosRe: Issue sorted, miix-up occured by Emperoh(m): 10:43am On Dec 14, 2010
Mr. Tim,

If you are given a spare car to ride in when u come into Nigeria, what would have gone wrong?
Or, can you kindly tell us what is more to this case cos the way you are reacting seems very bizarre to me.
Shey na only motor? A non living thing?

I can assure you that if you don't cool down and sort this thing out wella (that is if it is what it seems), guy, e go dey like penny wise pound foolish. Wait for your car to arrive, take the alternative Mr. Okhai will provide you and enjoy your stay. This life is way too fragile for all the unnecessary stress you are going thru for a car you will drive and get tired of.

Meanwhile, i await your response!!!
AutosRe: Issue sorted, miix-up occured by Emperoh(m): 9:13am On Dec 14, 2010
I hope this doesn't balloon to another crisis!!

Timothy,
I can only feel for you. . . .but all i need to let you know is that the car will arrive.
Lets see to it that German provides you with an alternative means pending the arrival of your unit.

German,
Sincere and heartfelt condolences for your brother. I never knew about it till now.
i also understand Inspired is down, sick.

Pls i think you need to try sort Timothy out with a source of mobility as u promised.
This is not the longest disappointment but this will be more painful as it is a time conscious deal.
Pls do all u can to help this dude out.

PRE-ORDER DEALERS:
Pls and please, in order to avoid these sort of issues, it is always better to paint a very realistic picture to your client . . . .i do rather my peace of mind than a client bugging my life for missing my date.
We all know the 21 days/3 weeks delivery date is all a marketing gimmick/mirage- even if you have a car on ground already in America, it will still take at least, 4 weeks or one month.
We know how tough it is to get a decent, good buy, clean enough to hold our reputation high.

So in order to avoid issues like this, let the prospective client know what it really takes to get a car worth the trip to US and how the logistics work. I think it will paint a clearer picture of honesty for you than anything else. . . . . lets try to maintain the beauty of this medium and make it more customer friendly.

PROSPECTIVE CLIENTS!!
I am shouting it out loud. . . . .and i ain't mincing words about it.
Any dealer who promises to get you a car from USA under one month is a LIER!!!!
Avoid him. It takes at least 2 weeks to get a decent car or win a bid at crash auction if the person is buying crashed cars like i do sometimes. . . . . another one week or much more to sort out shipping details and even longer if the shipping schedule is not as frequent as Grimaldi.
And if you buy a salvage car and wishes to fix it in USA like i do, then factor in another 2-3 weeks for a quality job to be done your unit. But you can be sure that your car will get to Nigeria in 21 days once the vessel sails and give another 3-5 days max for clearing.

Therefore, it take an average of 6 - 10 weeks to conclude a pre-order deal. But u can always be grateful for the medium and u can be rest assured of the quality of the ride the means provides.

Please let us all be guided accordingly!!

Just my 1 pence!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by Emperoh(m): 8:06am On Dec 14, 2010
^^^^^^

EB easy now. . . at least for the season!!
Oya promise moi, u will embrace and make up with Debo, no more dissing, k?

We are all brothers u know, as long as we beat Arsenal oo!!

How ur side?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Manchester United Fans Thread! Red Devils Zone-pls Keep Off! by Emperoh(op): 11:43pm On Dec 13, 2010
Oya,

Madam Mod say make we continue here!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal On 13th December: 1 - 0 by Emperoh(m): 11:31pm On Dec 13, 2010
Much as i love the 3 points, i really didn't enjoy the game.
No challenge what so ever. . . . . . even United didn't do well in front of goal!!

Up next. . .the Chavs!!!

DK,
U dey fall my hand oo. , .abeg give me FLAVOUR N'Abania!!!
Or Ebezina by Osita Osadebe!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 10:20pm On Dec 07, 2010
This is getting serious!!!
Who is giving all these?

There is a Nairalander with the username Obeledu so am I am Emperoh not Obeledu!!!

shocked shocked grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 10:08pm On Dec 07, 2010
Debo

E be like say u don dey practice the poo eating?
I can see the effect abi my name na Hemp?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 10:07pm On Dec 07, 2010
ANDO SCores!!!!

Good move Rafael!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 9:52pm On Dec 07, 2010
^^^^^

Take the second leg and the two wings as well!!
Just leave me a live pidgeon, it will serve a better purpose!!

At least as something to generate shit that some Assanal fans will eat on monday night!!!

tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 9:42pm On Dec 07, 2010
Debo,

I want do trade by barter!!!!
U give me one pidgeon and i go give u Carrick and Berbatov!!!
Deal?
huh huh huh huh

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