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Autos › Re: I Need A Visa To Nigeria: by Emperoh(op): 8:11pm On Oct 09, 2010
solidfx:
wow, nice, ow much is it and when is it to arrive naija soil!?
3 weeks from the date ship sails!!
Congestions have set at the moment at the Wharf so the timeline may not be realistic.
Next vessel out of Texas is on 25th. . . .cut off date is one week before sail date.

Call us now for more on this. . . . .08052421556

PRICE: N1.9m FIXED

Autos › Re: 2008 Hyundai Santa Fe Awd Pre-orderd ( SUCCESSFULLY ARRIVED NIGERIA ) by Emperoh(m): 10:46am On Oct 09, 2010
Who is it you have made to see the light?
I am tired of educating and over-educating. . . . how the American specs is better than fuckever
Stallion sells them. The Hyundai accent from USA has 4 standard airbags but Stallion will sell them moving School box
Yes they will tell you brand new is brand new!!

God bless someone for seeing the light!!!

Happy Sales!!!!
Autos › Re: I Need A Visa To Nigeria: by Emperoh(op): 8:23am On Oct 09, 2010
I need a new owner!! cool cool

Am i not cool enough? Of course yes!!!

Autos › Re: I Need A Visa To Nigeria: by Emperoh(op): 10:46pm On Oct 08, 2010
Lowest Mileage found on a 2006 Camry
U can't beat this. . . . . U sure can't beat it!! cool cool cool

This surely makes up for the crash history!!!

Autos › Re: Audi Q7 Jeep Snatched At Gun Point, Abandoned After Satellite Tracking Battle by Emperoh(m): 9:51pm On Oct 08, 2010
NAIRALAND I HAIL THEE!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

ROTFLMAO!!!! Dude musta realised he has to be a rocket scientist to sell us anything
Jeez the story looked kindergaten!!!
Autos › Re: I Need A Visa To Nigeria: by Emperoh(op): 11:37am On Oct 08, 2010
Carfax report to follow soon!!!

Meanwhile, keep drooling. . . . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 8:28am On Oct 08, 2010
chamotex:
Well just make sure you no go do like Rooney and not pay 1k give ashawo.
u knw say u be celebrity for this forum . . . it wont be long before it reaches the homepage o. grin grin grin grin
Make u no go lose form cheesy cheesy

lmao!!!!
Not to worry, all the dogs dey chop shit.
na the one wey chop and no clean mouth well na im dem dey call shit eater!!
Fell me? wink wink wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Should Be Unbeaten After Their Easy Start To Season, Says Alex Furguson by Emperoh(m): 8:22am On Oct 08, 2010
^^^^^^

No hard feelings ooo. . . .if you follow wetin dey comot for DK mouth, you go commit suicide
Dude has it in him to rib English clubs and Arsenal is always his target!
So no too put much feeling for it.

Ibime
If Everton and Fulham doesn't ring a bell to you, then nothing will
The last time i checked, you guys lost home and away to the Toffees last season. . so if its not a top game to
you then and i don't know what is. Every team has its tough points.

Fulham is one to us. BLimey you are more certain of a result from an Arsenal or LIverpool tie than a tie with Everton
So Fergie to an extent is right. He must have had playing Blackpool and Westbrom in mind when making that statement.
grin grin tongue tongue
Autos › Re: I Need A Visa To Nigeria: by Emperoh(op): 8:12am On Oct 08, 2010
Do not bedazed at its cleanliness. . . . . it is a definition of what we are inside out.
Tap into our world of opportunities and expand your horizon

This camry sets your apart from others. . . taste, luxury, class, outstanding!!
Its all embodied within!!!

Autos › Re: The Preorder Mess by Emperoh(m): 10:41pm On Oct 07, 2010
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=446872.msg6862618#msg6862618 date=1286039496]Raging or died down and swept under the carpet, to the extent that Fred Oyeniks aka PTconsult the thief now has the nerve and the audacity to boldly come out to declare his innocence by distancing himself from the PTconsult user ID due to his being allowed to get away scotfree undecided Sad cool

On a lighter note, happy belated inependence day to you too boo kiss kiss kiss Miss you pumpkin, would you believe i am still outta town gallivanting round the universe for bigger fishes to fund my [s]expensive taste in life for designer clobbers[/s] charity NGO's of course cheesy

Miss you soooooo much and hope to be with you for Christmas, even if it is only for a day cheesy Stay away from those jezebels and daughters of eve, if you don't want me to commit murder angry Loff you mon darlink kiss[/quote]
After dumping an old money like moi for that money miss road?
Hmmmm. . . . .this one be as e get!!
Autos › Re: Making you Believe!!! 2007 Honda Odyssey. . . Arrived!!!!. See Page 3 by Emperoh(op): 10:33pm On Oct 07, 2010
D E L I V E R E D!!!!

The delivery of this vehicle set the University community of Nsukka ablaze
Requiring that tis car be protected and guarded due to the attention it has attracted.

We have subsequently been empowered by the academic community to splash them with the beautiful things on wheels. . . . . .who says the good things in life are not mobile?

Autos › Re: I Need A Visa To Nigeria: by Emperoh(op): 10:08pm On Oct 07, 2010
We pride ourself in our integrity.
Our peace of mind is worth more than millions!!

Deal with us and experience peace!!! cool cool cool cool

beecrofty:
broda Emperoh, this na Nice Ride. Moderately priced, should sell fast too

!!I waka pass!!
BC
Thanks for checking on us.
Abeg u dey waka pass, your words are encouraging and will help us keep in line with our core values!!

Autos › Re: I Need A Visa To Nigeria: by Emperoh(op): 10:02pm On Oct 07, 2010
Day time running lights
Fog lamps, Front wheel drive system!

The best things in life come in modest packages
Don't let this pass you by!!

Autos › I Need A Visa To Nigeria: by Emperoh(op): 9:54pm On Oct 07, 2010
I hope the caption ain't confusing. . . . . . . . . .But all the same, here's how to get the visa!!

We rarely advertise our works here but on the background, we have been able to arm our clients with reliable, neat, efficient but affordable cars. Our arms are far stretched within the South East area.
Our last delivery set the University town of Nsukka agog and has triggered some deals thereof.
Nevertheless, we won't stop availing the Nairaland community the first priority on these clean cars.

Listed below is a 2006 Camry SE.
Accidented but in very pristine condition.
Car has about the lowest mileage for vehicles of same age.

If you find a car in better shape than this one, pls let us know as it will attract a 100k rebate from its price
terms and conditions however applies.
Leather seats, 3.3 Ltr V6 Engine
Alloyed Rims, Skirt design all round,
Sharp but very enticing grey color.
Automated Seat adjustment
Automatic Transmission.
Transponder keys and locks


. . . . . .and lots more

FIXED PRICE: N1.9m inclusive of registration and delivery to any location in Nigeria cool cool
Flexible payment terms available but client must complete payment before vehicle is delivered.

Car is currently is Texas and needs a visa to Lagos. Next Hoegh Autoliners vessel to Lagos
leaves on October 25th and cut off date is one week before sail date.

Contact Emperoh; 07031896630, 08052421556 emperoneroh@yahoo.com

. . . . .come in contact with first class honesty!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 7:09pm On Oct 07, 2010
Mod was at work!!!
lol!!

Chamo
TIme to move to the romance section. Internationals ain't for moi!!
Autos › Re: Timelines For Pre-order From The Us: How Long Does It Take? by Emperoh(m): 3:29pm On Oct 07, 2010
stormm:
@ Emperoh and Kunle-A,


Tnx a lot. Your explanations are very much appreciated and worth more than its value here. But why do our people don't like saying the truth? I would have weighed the options and taken a decision that will save all of us a lot of stress.

This leads me to another question, how many shipping lines operate from NY/ Jersey or the closest port to these places?
NY/NJ has the most frequent sail schedules in the whole of US and serviced by most shipping lines.
The best however is NJ and if you are shipping from that area, your best bet is Grimaldi. They have the fastest sail and leave every other week. In Nigeria, they have their own terminal and its the safest RORO terminal know to me in Nigeria. I also don't think they share it with any other shipping line hence you are less likely to experience congestion if your car arrives at a time as now when congestion is setting in. They berth, discharge and leave. But you will pay a but more for all these. If you have a good agent, he will first ask you what shipping line before he quotes his price. The difference with 5 star terminal is like 30-80k depending on the car. Then if you are clearing with Telex release, then you pay 15k. 10k more than what is obtainable at 5 star terminal.

As for not saying the truth, a lot is involved. If my client is not so convinced, i will tell you its possible but i will add a caveat, so u don't get to hold me responsible but your pocket. grin grin grin grin grin
Nevertheless, i do rather lose that deal and have my peace of mind than have it, miss the date i gave you and then u start bugging the life out of me.

My two pence thought!!!
Romance › Re: How Do You Make Someone Lose Interest In You? by Emperoh(m): 3:00pm On Oct 07, 2010
If i may ask, whats the status of that relationship?
If its something that is yet to develop into a relationship, then, you go by the advices given above.
Show no interest in his things, reduce communication and then whenever u meet, make it as formal as it is cordial.
But pls don't be harsh or over do anything. It might back fire.

But if you were already dating and some serious i love and i miss you don enter am, abeg, e go hard oo!
Na there u go begin hear words like, she/he is stalking me, she/he is obsessed with me etc.
U have to do it gradually. I mean withdrawal. But you just have to let the person know why you are no longer interested or why you the think the relationship can't work anymore.

He may or may not understand but knowing where he stands will help him work on his psyche.
If the person is crazy about you and all that. Then tactics and intelligence will help. Start by introducing cute babes of guys to him and commenting on such them when they come around.
Keep your meeting to a low and reduce frequency of meeting. If una dey work for the same office, someone has to resign else, e go HARD!!
Pls, no make the mistake of flaunting your new catch before the person, else WAR go dey ooh!!
Be very nice to him and open a friendship outlet to him.
Appeal to him if he's not understanding. When u don try all these and the person no leave you, then u can go to the extremes. I can't proofer what it is to go extreme. grin grin

(pls am talking from a guys point of view, so all these may not work for you if you person is a lady)
Politics › Re: Police shuts THISDAY by Emperoh(m): 10:05am On Oct 07, 2010
This is disheartening!!
WHy can't we eschew personal interests in what we do?
Why can't we practice journalism to the letter?

We'll see how this unfolds. To all i know, Nduka is as powerful as OUK if not more
so lets see who wins this.

WAR START!!!
Autos › Re: Timelines For Pre-order From The Us: How Long Does It Take? by Emperoh(m): 8:37am On Oct 07, 2010
sonety2k:
BABA Emperoh said it all . I trow salute my Oga , pls when is the next Hoegh vessel leaving from Texas ? you can send me the there datail to - sonetauto@yahoo.com . Thanks
Thanks Sone, what i have said is based on experience
The next Hoegh vessel Hoegh Delhi, from Galveston Texas is for October 25th. Cut off date is a week before then.


Höegh Delhi 29
Galveston 25.10.2010 25.10.2010 Load
Lagos 17.11.2010 21.11.2010 Disch

Atlantic Spirit 101
Galveston 06.11.2010 06.11.2010 Load
Lagos 08.12.2010 12.12.2010 Disch

Höegh Trapeze 175
Galveston 15.11.2010 15.11.2010 Load
Lagos 16.12.2010 21.12.2010 Disch
Autos › Re: Timelines For Pre-order From The Us: How Long Does It Take? by Emperoh(m): 10:54pm On Oct 06, 2010
Dude,
I do pre-orders and if anyone tells you it will take 3 weeks to get you a car from USA, then run.
On the average, it takes me 6-8weeks to get a car on pre-order depending on the Vehicle's condition
If you want it in 4weeks minimum, then you have to spend more.
A couple of factors contribute to thi;.

The first one is price. You will hear some people saying things like, 'my colleague got his from America through his brother for 1.550m why are u charging me 1,850m?'. You forget to factor in that his could be chance buying, could be accidented and a whole lot of other factors that i may not be able to remember. If you want a car straight from a dealers shop or dealers auction, then bruv, you got to pay more. Also, setting unrealistic feature targets can be a hindrance. I have had to manage a client telling me not to get her a 2002 car with a mileage not more than 40k miles shocked shocked shocked and am kind of wondering, where i go find that one and when i did ask her for more money to meet up, you needed to see her reaction. Another is color specification. I don't want black, green, red, white etc. these things are factors that will contribute to the delays.

The second one is shipping. When you must have traversed the lenght and breadth of all the auctions in USA and gotten a good car for your client, you are then at the mercy of the shipping agency to get your vehicle on board. This is not much of a problem but if you are in an area in USA that has just one shipping line servicing that area, then you have issues to worry about. e.g is California. You might get the cleanest and cheapest of cars in Cali but whatever you may have saved is down with shipping. You can only do container cars in california unless you are ready to spend another $700  or more with the attendant logistics delay to truck that car to the nearest drop off zone for a RORO vessel. Another tight area is Texas with just Hoegh doing a once-per-month transit from Galveston. The best places so far to buy and ship from is New Jersey, New York, Savannah, Baltimore etc. due to the frequency of Grimaldi's transit from these areas.

But the beauty of it all is that the moment u can book and get your vehicle on board, then you can easily predict when you will have the car. Hence, what i tell my clients is 3 weeks from date of vessel sail and 6-8weeks from date of payment to factor in these delays.

Wharf congestion is yet another issue. Sometime last year, i did a very quick transaction that i kinda marvelled at the pace. I bought and got the vehicle on the next vessel to Tincan in a space of 24 days around November last year but spent nearly a month to get the car. Reason; by the time the vessel arrived Tincan, there was no berthing space and we had to wait for as long as God knows to get one. In the end, the car meant for the xmas holidays was only gotten in the 2nd week of January this year.

Infact, If you intend buying a car this year from USA and you haven't started processes, them am sorry to say, if Grimaldi doesn't service the area you are shipping from, then you may not get that car this year. As i type with you, 5 star terminal is already congested and we get to hear this story year in year out.

SO CLIENTS, the important thing is being realistic in your demands and place possibilities within reach. Anyone who says he can get you a car in even 4 weeks and he hasn't even bought the car, is saying something far from the truth. This is from personal experience as a pre-order specialist.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 8:58pm On Oct 06, 2010
All these hogwash on our thread??
EB kindly offer these dudes no more honour to desecrate this thread!!
Now all Gaymen and layout abouts, shush!!!!!!

I can see lack of mid week match activity at work
AT least go over to the Politics section, there is a lot of e-bombing going on there grin grin
But make dem no implicate you oo!!
Politics › Re: Poll - Jonathan's Approval Rating by Emperoh(m): 8:52pm On Oct 06, 2010
Regardless of what we think he is or is not,
there is only one thing that is common place with all them Nigerian leaders

PERSONAL INTEREST!!
If you think all the issues and propaganda are for a better Nigeria, then i am sorry for us all
they are all fighting for power for their selfish purposes.
PERIOD!!!!
Autos › Re: Vin Request by Emperoh(m): 3:38pm On Oct 06, 2010
Kunle
Thanks a million. I know i can always count on you.
Big ups man!!
Autos › Re: Vin Request by Emperoh(m): 10:06am On Oct 05, 2010
Loads of Appreciation for the Camry.
However, Oliver Twist will always ask for more!! grin grin
1HGCM566X3A003661

Thanking you in advance!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 12:04am On Oct 05, 2010
@TKB
Na today?
EVen when we are in our winning ways, we still rotated and u still complained
so n be new thing again. . . .thank God something is taking more of my attention than EPL
Else i for don do Independence bomb blast for SAF office at OT
Its still the early morning sickness. . . .lets see how october pans out!!
Me i no dey too worry for SAF, 'he knows what he is doing'.
Sports › Re: Nigerian Has Won The First Gold Of The 2010 Commonwealth Games In Delhi - Pic by Emperoh(m): 11:48pm On Oct 04, 2010
chamotex:
Fine boy cheesy

Pally na wa for you ooh!!!
Oya will say congratulations to her and stop being naughty? grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Some Christians Hate To Pay Their Tithes? by Emperoh(m): 10:12pm On Oct 04, 2010
Just one simple way to pay your tithe;

Give to the poor or needy
OR
If you must give it to the church, go and find out from your pastor or priest what the church needs most
Use the money and buy such a thing and SECRETLY donate same tot he church.
That way, no pastor or priest will live off your money and you would have biblically fufilled your tithe functions!!!
Sports › Re: FIFA Bans Nigeria For Government Interference by Emperoh(m): 9:50pm On Oct 04, 2010
I am only sympathetic to local talents who's only means of being discovered is through these Afrucan/regional competitions. . . .else, FIFA can ban us for EON years!!

But as long as we keep running our government agencies like public properties,
we won't make any headway!!
Make these MDAs independent and ran like businesses and see how they will change overnight
I can't be funding a project and you ask me not to intervene on how its activities are being conducted.
That's their fucken business. . . . So because of FIFA, NFF officials shouldn't ober court orders?
They should then embezzle money abi? WHy not FIFA come and fund them and then convert NFF to its private property. . . . .TO hell with them!!!
Autos › Re: Vin Request by Emperoh(m): 3:09pm On Oct 04, 2010
Bro Kunle,
I don come again abeg!! COuld u help me with this.
Need to seal a deal.
Thanking you soo much in advance!!

4T1BA32K06U090429
Autos › Re: <MORE NAIJA PICS> German007 Again!> 99 Passat, Preordered For Agaba123 Of NL>> by Emperoh(m): 3:03pm On Oct 04, 2010
Have u delivered this ride?
Autos › Re: 2000 Model Toyota Corolla Forsale/tincan cleared. by Emperoh(m): 12:52am On Oct 03, 2010
850k serious buyer?
Should actually be calling you!!
Autos › Re: Clean Tokunbo Nissan Ultima 2001: Tinkan Cleared: Price:950k Only by Emperoh(m): 1:26pm On Oct 02, 2010
Hey Chudy,
Was the guy who called you on phone this afternoon.
Pls i need to see the engine and front pictures and also a shot of the odometre
I also need the chasis number. Let me have these information so we can agree on terms!!

Chinedu; 07031896630

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