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 Romance › Re: Are You In Touch With Your Partner's Emotions? by Emperoh(op): 11:38am On Jul 28, 2010 |
The Cork: Take ur advert elsewhere!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Barcelona Fan Thread: "Més Que Un Club" by Emperoh(m): 11:35am On Jul 28, 2010 |
honeric01:And after selling the players to sell the debt what happens? If u have to take a loan to pay the players then how are they an asset? If they can't earn to pay off their loan make money for the club, then they are worse than liabilities. United has a very comfortable cash flow and still post profit. As long as that remains, that way, then the loan is not significant at all!! We make enough money to service them. And a la Sauron, United is a cash cow!!! If barcelona can't even make enough to pay the players, then its bad enough!! No Questions!!! |
| Romance › Are You In Touch With Your Partner's Emotions? by Emperoh(op): 10:46am On Jul 28, 2010 |
I saw this online by a Nigerian and couldnt stop laughing and decided to share, Enjoy!! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.  1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 10:42am On Jul 28, 2010 |
TKB How Bayern equals United in the last 12yrs in ur dictionary is still a mystery to me. United has 2 UCL trophy to bayern's 1 2 UCL final to Bayerns one. Need i say more? Finacially, the German system is stifling them so much that they can't even compete with Spurs I will dig up more. . . . .DK should wake up and stop living in past glories. Names of people wey don forget say them play football!! ABEG!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Barcelona Fan Thread: "Més Que Un Club" by Emperoh(m): 5:53pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
Khanye et al!! THis doesn't look too good!! A new audit into Barcelona's finances have revealed the club's debt is 442m euros (£369.5m) after a loss of more than 77m euros (£64.36m) last season. The previous board, led by Joan Laporta, had announced the club was 11m euros in the black at the end of June. But a new audit carried out by Deloitte for new president Sandro Rosell's team reveals a far less healthy scenario. The news comes as Barca spokesman Toni Freixa said Arsenal are still refusing to negotiate the sale of Cesc Fabregas. Fabregas has been the subject of a transfer saga which has run all summer, with departed Barca president Laporta and Rosell both left frustrated by Arsenal's tough stance. Since having a 35m euro (£29m) bid turned down earlier this summer, Barca have made several attempts to speak to Arsenal, but Freixa says the Londoners are unwilling to budge. "Arsenal don't want to sit down and negotiate with us. It's not a problem with the wishes of Cesc or of Barca - they simply don't want to negotiate," he said. Fabregas, who still has five years to run on his Arsenal contract, has stated he would like to play for Barcelona, while Barca players such as Andres Iniesta, Xavi and David Villa have all publicly urged the 23-year-old to leave London for the Catalan giants this summer. Still, along with Arsenal's unwillingness to enter negotiations, it remains uncertain whether Barcelona could afford what would almost certainly be a weighty fee for the Gunners playmaker. The audit shows that Barca's costs in the 2009-10 season rose to £400m, with their income at £341.7m. Barca also had to recently take out a loan of around £125m after falling behind with the payment of player wages at the end of June, while central defender Dymtro Chygrynskiy was hastily sold to Shakhtar Donetsk to raise much-needed funds for the club. Nevertheless, Barca have already signed striker Villa this summer for £33.4m and are willing to spend as much or even more to bring Arsenal midfielder Fabregas to the Nou Camp, Rossell said earlier this month. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 5:49pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
dayokanu: Ever willing to make up the numbers else do have won one of those 'many times'! Abi e get one wey dem win wey we no know?  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 5:19pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
HNIC: Temporary amnesia from either scholes of the journalist looking to get a 'by line'!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 5:16pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
dayokanu:In the days my grand father had to travel 100 miles to hear the latest football news 2 weeks after it breaks abi? Abeg, gone are the days. . . . whats the status of BM players in modern day footie! I guess paedophilia!! dayokanu: The only person worthy of mention in modern day footie. yet, he didn't win the WPOTY! So BM is yet to live up to Utd!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 4:25pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
tkb417: Who in Citeh can fit into United by ur estimation? The most they can be na fringe players. . . . As for Milner, i guess he needs piece of the Arabian oil money!! Else i can't understand what he wants. A player who desires career progression won't see Citeh as a place to achieve that. RM is confused and totally deluded. It doesn't take a million world class players to achieve something. They should take a cue from Mourinho and Chelsea and Inter!! Over-money they worry people i swear!! FBS, Who go win this season? No tell me Chelsea oo!? |
| Autos › Re: ARRIVED ARRIVED ARRIVED ( 2006 Honda CR-V SE Leather For Tobobo of Nairaland ) by Emperoh(m): 12:01pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
^^^^^^^^ I can see the excitement!!! I swear this dude will do two of these things?? Either sleep in the car or take his bedroom to the garage where this car will be packed!! Which is more likely? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 11:15am On Jul 27, 2010 |
ROTLMAO!!!! Chai, mama-gee no go kill us here!! Lol!! Even Criz had to wake up by 2am to laugh at someone's gaffe!!! tkb417: Says who? Well it depends on which era u are previewing. past ten yrs, based on individual player and club achievements, United bashes them big time!!! More like someone living in past glory. . . . .we'll see if last season's appearance in UCL final was a flash in the pan Which i tend to believe!! Peep Suddenly, thos bidding for Ribery for 50 and 100m GBP have all gone asleep How the dude's market price drop like hail? FBS Pally how far? una don dey return small small. . . . .still waiting for Chickenprimp and McCrackles!! The Sports section resident retards!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 4:43pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
^^^^^^ He's gonna reel out some beer sounding names who were barely local champions!! Just watch and see!! |
| Autos › Re: My Experience In Cotonou(2001/2002 Toyota Avalon) by Emperoh(m): 4:31pm On Jul 23, 2010 |
Bia, for playing footie in my former skul, u have to pay tithe or i will ask my Custom pals to intercept that vehicle before it passes Badagry roundabout!! Congrats!! Where's your town? |
| Autos › Re: CUSTOMS CLEARING AGENT ( ADEXFEM ) by Emperoh(m): 11:32am On Jul 22, 2010 |
^^^ Got two deal likely coming ya way!! Just give me a good deal oo!! 2006 Odyssey and 2001 Camry |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Should Cristiano Ronaldo Move back to Manchester United by Emperoh(m): 10:43am On Jul 22, 2010 |
^^^^^^ I know so!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Should Cristiano Ronaldo Move back to Manchester United by Emperoh(m): 5:01pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
should mama-gee move back to the romance section? |
| Autos › Re: ARRIVED ARRIVED ARRIVED ( 2006 Honda CR-V SE Leather For Tobobo of Nairaland ) by Emperoh(m): 11:24am On Jul 21, 2010 |
Bia bia bia!!! Now i am getting jealous!!! Who told u guys that the cleanest rides can't be found from my own end? eh!! U want me to kidnap those cars before they are even thought of being bought? If you guys don't pre-order through me eeh, i will make sure that all the clean CR-Vs disappear!! Not even as far as Colorado or Canada but from the face of America!! Better do it my way to have royal entourage to escort that car home!!!!  Shuo!!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 11:12am On Jul 21, 2010 |
chamotex: Or Tubabie!!! Cristalz: Do u need a welcome back party? Abeg, carry biscuit bone Torress give Barcelona or Chelsea. He ain't need here. We are still battling with Hargo!! |
| Autos › Re: 2002 Honda Odyssey EX - L Leather Dvd ( Preordered By Wolesamson ) ARRIVED!!! by Emperoh(m): 3:55pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
wolesamson: Ahh. . . .me i don't believe in anythin that is neat is fine!! If not you for buy LX trim for this odyssey!!! Inspired shoulda advised u better now!!! I swear if say u buy that 2005 Touring, your wife's attitude to cars will change!! As for the FX50, dude, u sure love 'touchingson' and button pressing!! The car set. . . . .thank God you are not an easterner like me, you will be kidnapped the moment u step out of Onitsha bridge in a car like that!!! lol!! |
| Autos › Re: Unbelievable Offer!buy A 2003 Lexus Es 300 In Perfect Condition For N1.3m Now by Emperoh(m): 3:37pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Those looking for big for nothing Camry, here's the well packaged version!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chat Up Line by Emperoh(m): 1:55pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
^^^^^^^ Ol boi!!! Don't u feel like being a pretty female waitress? 10m just like that? And here i am working my arse off just to make a quarter of that annually!! this world is too unbalanced!! |
| Crime › Re: Soldiers Batter 3 Lastma Officials! by Emperoh(m): 1:19pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
LASTMA hierarchy should come out and tell us why broken down vehicles are towed to LASTMA yards instead of clearing them off the road to avoid traffic obstruction!!! Are we supposed to be penalised for having a car breaking down on the road? |
| Autos › Re: Making you Believe!!! 2007 Honda Odyssey. . . Arrived!!!!. See Page 3 by Emperoh(op): 12:52pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
And now. . . . . . . . . . Can you get it cleaner? Hell No!!! more thunderstorm to hit Nairaland pre-orders in the coming days!
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| Autos › Re: Making you Believe!!! 2007 Honda Odyssey. . . Arrived!!!!. See Page 3 by Emperoh(op): 12:50pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
More of them. . . . .this vehicle has been rebuilt at our own cost!! If you desire this car, call us, 08052421556!!! To negotiate and get you a deal!!
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| Autos › Re: Making you Believe!!! 2007 Honda Odyssey. . . Arrived!!!!. See Page 3 by Emperoh(op): 12:48pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Before our cars of the year come up, we wish to give those with not soo much a fat pocket an opportunity to drive it big!! We have access the almost all the Salvage and Insurance auctions in the USA. Copart, IAAI, you just name it. . . . our modus is to buy and refix in America before shipping! At a budget N200k less than the clean title!! U can be at peace of mind cos we also attach a guarantee to these cars!! YES!!! U read right!! A guaranty to a car with an accident history but already rebuilt!! TO back up our claims, see the pictures below! Ready for to be shipped 2005 Toyota Sienna LE Fabric Seats Wheel Covers, Auto Sliding rear doors! Massive leg space just like in every family van!! If your wife see this, she will keep your family hungry if you don't it buy for her!! I mean every word of it!! Low Mileage at 62k miles!!! We are showing you the pictures before and after!!!
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| Autos › Re: 2002 Honda Odyssey EX - L Leather Dvd ( Preordered By Wolesamson ) ARRIVED!!! by Emperoh(m): 12:37pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=462121.msg6412439#msg6412439 date=1279556810] You are Right But this Vehicle in this Case is for my Customer's Wife, The Customer is a Rich and i know he can afford it much more than the 2005, We areC urrently working on a 2010 FX 50 For Him, Sometimes Men dont buy Expensive cars for Women because Woman are Usually Bad Drivers. If you Buy an Expensive car for a woman, 6 months down the line you would hate the car, Women Love to Bash a lot, They are impatient while driving probably because they dont want to be taken for granted while on Wheels, Worse when the woman drives in Lagos. Personally, I would not willingly allow any of my wives( All 4 of them ) to drive my favorite car, and that's why each of them have their Utility Vehicles. He probably took the best decision not to buy the latest model for his wife, its technically not a wise investment.  [/quote]I don't envy you on the bolded statement cos i fear what the busiest body will do!! I didn't name anybody oo!! As for the customer, he had better sell this car and lets pre-order the 2010 odyssey touring edition for him. The above argument does not hold water for me. . . . my kind of wife will seize the keys to that FX50 until you get her a 2011 FX50S As a punishment for not keeping her ahead of her peers!!   Can we actually do without them? Cos if i had my way, i do just get her a Horse and Cart for her!! |
| Autos › Re: Sold! Toks '08 Land Cruiser Prado Gx (15k Miles) @ Waoh Price ! Auto + Aux - N4m by Emperoh(m): 12:13pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
tomialph: tomialph: Sorry but i have to chip this in. I don't know what you want to do with the VIN number as this car does not have a USA or Canada history. Its only in Europe, UAE and SA so where are u gonna run a car history? Its a very fair price, its left to the buyer to do a due diligence. This also tell you how the brand new dealers fleece their customers!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 6:04pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
chamotex: u for beg make we include ya for the deal!! Suddenly, everywhere on the club thread is coming back to life. Even Crizzle wey go exile don show up suddenly!!! Anyway, way to go peeps!! TKB U are now officially owing me!! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Would You Lie To Save A Life? by Emperoh(m): 5:42pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Without thinking twice!! Collateral damage fit they. . . . in such a case, the person involved is the determinant! but no be person like Abacha oo!!! |
| Autos › Re: 2002 Honda Odyssey EX - L Leather Dvd ( Preordered By Wolesamson ) ARRIVED!!! by Emperoh(m): 5:06pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
The newer Odyssey's now come with the Touring Edition!! U shoulda convinced this respected customer to go for the 2005 upwards Touring Editions!! Watch my space for details!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by Emperoh(m): 2:25pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
tkb417: Abeg!!!! Because i no plait hair and i no wear skirt? I go soon go borrow Scottish skirt!!! Abeg do something joo!!! |
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