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Laughin to anytin a white man/lady tells u,jst because u dnt get wat he/she is sayin..........i remember my 1st time in newyork,i was walkin thru d streets,admirin d city and smilin sheeplishly to evrytin i see....den i bumped into 2 small oyibo kids(abt 7yrs of age) dey wia tryin to carry a table bigger dan dem into a mall.....i cum say mak i spk american english na...i said to dem "hey small boys ,dat table is bigger dan u guys,get someone bigger to help u carry it"....omo if u c as d boys tak luk me lyk say i d swallow frog...den 1 of dem said to me..."look dude,cnt u atleast show us some respect,dnt call us small boys,call us young men..." i jst d smile d luk dem cos i no understand wetin he talk.....................


Anoda silly tin i did was in a french cafe(eatry),i payed $3 and had my meal,wen i finished,i was still mopin at oda ppl eatin,den d waiter nw walked up to me and asked me if i needed more...den i answered him yes bt dat i dnt av anoda moni,he nw said dat d 1st moni i payed covers evrytin i'll eat dia,except i wish to carry d food out,den i'll pay 4 d packagin....i nw ordered chicken and lots of food......,i was eatin lyk a cow,evry1 was jst starin at me,som whr smilin,odas wia shakin dia head in dismay....na dat time shame cum start d catch me.....hahhahaahaha...evry1 has a 1st tym...bt nw i b pro...chairman....anytim i c newbies mis behavin i'd laf and somtims correct dem.....

All dos gals be lyk house help.....

Blood is thicker dan water...wtf dey look very much alike.......amadioha and nnedioha chillin together...

BB bold5....giv it to any gal,even if she catches u cheatin on her,she'll still be happy wit u......

Hahahahaha....smh...wat abt unizik gals....

I and my frend nonso hav bin trackin dis gal,so one day we decided to block her on her way to work(she works in a bank)..we were lucky,we met her goin to work,so my guy suggested dat we shud pretend lookin at her,den we shud fall into a muddy water,dat d act will mak d gal cum and sympatize wit us,...i did it o,bt instead d gal jst looked at me,shaked her head and walked away....and trust naija ppl na,all onlookers couldnt even tel me sori,dem jst d abuse me,calin me names...

I tink American Pie is my best so far...

I cnt see emeka offor or ifeanyi ubah(capital oil,naija's 3rd richest man) name in d list y

[quote author=kayce19]No be so o bros.No be me compile the list now.Maybe its just that Yoruba seems to be at the helm of affairs in this organisations.Mind you there are people from other tribes on the list too. I cnt see emeka offor's name or ifeanyi ubah' (capital oil name in d list y?

Hello everyone,you can get advices,on how to be medically sound...or rather if you have a medical/health(cardiology,neurology,heamatology,pedeatrics,general issues,etc) problem,you can share it with me here..and by God's grace,i'll be able to render you a good service...pls avoid posting twice...i'll be visiting this section atleast every evening,cos that is when i'll be less busy...thanks...looking foward to hearing from y'all....
Signed.....dr adrian..*team hopkins*.

Me likey her punni....na dia b jerusalem.....

I've tot and tot,and i came to a conclusion that one major disadvantage of being a virgin is dat they are always used for sacrifices(bt why?)....

J jamah: Look at this man oh....are u here to seek for advice or to find another babe....SMH

...hahahaha...all of dem join....

[quote author=Emperor_adrian]Most of us think we're unique,special,or whatever,in the way we tell people about ourselves....but my bro/sis,many atimes we just end up making a fool of ourself...(no insults intended o)....just write a short piece about yourself to the nairalander above you,and see the way him/her would react.......dnt spoil d fun...[/quote]

Im a young gentleman,who will by God's grace soon be graduating as a medical doctor frm Nnamdi azikiwe university awka..(dat's d only tin abt me dat makes me d happiest man on earth)...im tall,huge and ebony....my nxt birthday wil b on d 1st of April(weird isn't it?)....i blive in working hard until i get to d top...cos i knw my drms cnt cum thru until my priorities bcoms habitual....im also melancholic.....i dnt rili engage much in frivolities cos of my studies....dat's d only tin i can boast of on earth.....I think dat's enof bout' me,...nw let's hear YOURS.....

Most of us think we're unique,special,or whatever,in the way we tell people about ourselves....but my bro/sis,many atimes we just end up making a fool of ourself...(no insults intended o)....just write a short piece about yourself to the nairalander above you,and see the way him/her would react.......dnt spoil d fun...

Funny enough,most people don't brush their teeth before taking breakfast on saturday morning,probably because there re nt going to school/work that day....well,im part of d crime....what about you?...dnt be shy o......

Leo Adewale: Eiyaaaah, pkele oo. Dude, life can be funny in a mysterious way. My advice for u is to let them be and move on with ur life. Don't let those enjoying their life destroy urz. There's more to life than two fake friends. Bleep a fake friend, where ur real friends at?

..,....baba tru talk shaa....i've noticed dat ladies dnt lyk d cool guy/gentleman's way of lyf...,uhm.......i tink im gonna join d playboy squad..,

Kikiani: u can!yes u should!

...with u?

Each tym i call u my daimond,i realy meant u're my DAIMOND BANK...

U 4got to add this.,....The sexiest word she wanna hear from any guy is... "TEXT ME YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER".,.

Hahahaha...u tink it's dat easy?....u said i should love again....well....i think i'll start from you....

2 years ago,i was seriously ill,the doctor diagnosed a kidney problem,and there was need for a kidney transplant....my best friend donated one of his kidney,my fiancee sold all her jewelry and her car,in order to raise #1million for the operation...i underwent the sugery,and was back on my feet again,;a healthy man.........A forthnight i went to visit my friend at his house.....to appreciate him for what he did for me.,only to find my best friend and my fiancee in bed...ever since then,i've been rattled...so please tell me,what do i do to these two people who have spared nothing to see that i'm alive today.

Y r d gals ugly....anyway shaa,na private uni....mak dem cum unizik,faculty of medicine,,mak prof p.u Ele ,or dr joy c ebenebe..giv dem distinction in paediatric nephrology or chemical pathology...smh

Abeg who get bb charger 4 sale.,....1st to comment sha

Fellow NL's,i've been thinking of the best way to sack my girlfrend,...and i came up with this trick,and it worked...she came to my house for the weekend(as usual)...i left the pictures of 3 pretty damsels on my table,and immediately she saw the pics,she started yelling at me,accusing me of cheating....i told her i could explain,.....the 1st girl on the pics is ada,i met her,we dated for 2yrs and she died,3 wks after her death,i met sophia,the 2nd pics,we also dated for 2yrs,b4 she died,a month after her death,i met fummi,d 3rd pics,we were together for 2yrs,after wich she died...and then a week later,we now met at d valentine party.......after dat incidence,my girlfrend went home dat day,and neva called my line again till today...,.so shr yours.,

God pls make queen elizabeth to be dreaming of me every nite...AMEN...