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Politics / Re: Durojaiye Ogunsanya: Purported Tinubu Classmate Doesn't Exist —David Hundeyin by EngGandalf: 4:13am On Sep 14, 2023
TongueTwista:


Give us reasons to disbelieve David.

Who's the Durojaiye of a man? Cause I checked last night and there's absolutely nothing tangible about him on the internet, for someone who claims to be an analyst.
How do peeps reason?.. What's your name let's search google and see your footprint. If we don't. Then you don't exist?
Crime / Re: EFCC Sets Up 97.3fm Radio Station In Abuja by EngGandalf: 10:11pm On Sep 13, 2023
TOMMYS:


So NDLEA . Customs, Firs, and ministry of Agriculture suppose open station be that na?. Abi?
Damn! I don't think I mentioned anything relating to station. Damn. Relax and read
Crime / Re: EFCC Sets Up 97.3fm Radio Station In Abuja by EngGandalf: 8:09pm On Sep 13, 2023
Starships4u:
Let the looting continue...
Imagine FBI or NFIU building a radio station..

We never ready for this country shaa
Alaye FBI self corrupt… No dey Cap🧢. Na Angels dey FBI? Quick to compare just to rubbish your own country

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Phones / Re: Apple Launches iPhone 15 Pro And iPhone 15 Pro Max (Features & Prices) by EngGandalf: 10:15pm On Sep 12, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Greedy folks will never be contented with their gadgets, look deep, you'll discover it's the same device but in a new body.

And companies like Samsung & Apple exploit your addiction to level up by rolling out new models every year.
Lol.. I decide to dump my iPhone 14promax and get a 15. That makes me greedy? Lmao.. People sef

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Politics / Re: FG Delists 37 Illegal Loan Apps by EngGandalf: 6:58am On Sep 12, 2023
helinues:


Okay now, continue running around the circle then.

You see in life, there can never be anytime things will be 100% perfect while worries have no where to go ( with or without money). You do your best and leave the rest
You don't seem to understand me.. It's easy to type.. Reality is different for some people.. Some get loans to buy medications, some get loan to pay for business that's the only source of income… na person wey wear shoe, sabi where e dey pain am.. Can't judge people and their decisions…✌️

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Politics / Re: FG Delists 37 Illegal Loan Apps by EngGandalf: 6:42am On Sep 12, 2023
helinues:
Better

If you want to live long without having unnecessary hypertension, stay away from loans.

Cut your cloth according to your fitting. We waste money on irrelevant things while neglecting the important basic things.

Food for example, it's kinda cheap compared to other jargons things we spend money on but for us to afford decent meals dey always do us somehow.
Easy to say when you're not in peoples shoes… doesn't work like that my man…E go be anyway

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Politics / Re: FG Launches Power Outage Reporting App by EngGandalf: 6:37am On Sep 12, 2023
MrsTwrite:
I just don't understand their level of reasoning.
You're not expected to... We all can't reason the same way…also, there are things we don't understand as peope… We need to understand something as a people… This is where we are in life. Nigeria is our reality….its peculiar in its own way…. People before us lived their own Nigeria. We're living ours now.. The people after us will live it.. How they'll meet it. We can't say… but this is our Nigeria of now… we can only hope and look as it gets better or worse… sometimes I look at it and I've come to believe that it'll get better some years, and some years it won't be better.. If you take a deeper look at it. That's life in a NUTSHELL. So Nigeria herself is facing life..Nigeria is just a name, we humans run it, and if humans are not perfect, we can't expect her to be perfect..I no Sabi if you dey feel me… if you can think of anyone that has had a perfect life.. Then I guess Nigeria can be perfect some day… but I don't think there's. . Life is like a sinusoidal wave. Sometimes good, sometimes bad… some will say they enjoyed Jonathans time and vice versa. Some will say they loved buharis time and vice versa .. You can't fault them. Life favored them that time… it might not favor them now, and it might.. Abeg, this life… Man needs to sleep abeg.. Life too deep. GOD help us all.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians Are Good In Creating Problems And Later Blame The Government. by EngGandalf: 1:37am On Sep 12, 2023
TimT:
Lol... If we don't experience the lifestyle of some Nigerians first hand, we won't understand why other countries don't like Nigerian citizens...
Extremely Dubious set of people...
Very wicked to theirself and neighbours...
Very self minded especially in workplace...
It's just better we remain here in dis our country...
You just described HUMANS.

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Politics / Re: Minister, Wike, Publicly Blasts FCDA Over Faulty Microphone (Video) by EngGandalf: 1:13am On Sep 12, 2023
ubest1:
Rascality in governance, always talking like he feeds everyone, Non honorable Minister plz in a well organized organization you query, suspend or sack improper conducts not rubbishing institutions in public's
When you become the FCT minister. You can do it your way… Wike is not you, you're not Wike.

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Travel / Re: Road Leading To A General Hospital Flooded In Lagos by EngGandalf: 7:03pm On Sep 11, 2023
PurestBoy:
LASG needs to find everlasting solution to this
There's no solution to flooding..
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Arrives Abu Dhabi, UAE by EngGandalf: 11:27pm On Sep 10, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
Meanwhile, somewhere at the G20 Summit in India yesterday
When you open your eye to reality. And understands what it means to ACTUALLY be the president of a country, you'd start to respect the President. It's not for myopic, Lazy, Undetermined people..
And don't tell me he rigged his way there.. I DARE anyone to tell me a country that doesn't RIG election..
We just sit down here and act like angels.. Mere words won't make you a PRESIDENT. You've got to fight your way there… Every election in the world is conducted by humans. No angels on earth.
I'm tired of people just saying appalling words at Tinubu becoz he won the election…..Its normal to have opposition anyway.. You'll can keep opposing. Doesn't make you a better candidate, party or people... Some of us live in reality… and the reality is this man has been working for this for over 20years… what did you think was going to be the outcome? He will just stop fighting and give up his dream…..no matter how much of an evil person Tinubu is. Man has worked bloody hard to lead 200million people. This is the Nigeria of our time.. We will live it…No where in the world is perfect.. Life is not perfect. As long as humans are the main species of this world.. DON’T expect anything perfect, don't expect 100% morality…. Humans are evil & selfish...if you're not, then Good for you..

poverty don dey since, even when Jesus walked the earth, he fed poor and homeless people. If JESUS didn't make everyone on earth rich. What do you expect from
TINUBU or whoever the president is.. Omo life is crazy… why do you expect something you can't give yourself from a fellow human like you.. The govt owe it to us, but history should tell you, GOVT doesn't give a Bleep…. All I know be say… no be today people don dey complain of govt, we will complain, the people after us will complain. Till rapture comes.. NO CAP🧢

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Politics / Re: CBN Under Investigation Over Financial Crimes, Smear Campaigns by EngGandalf: 3:21pm On Sep 09, 2023
I HATE how the Indians take advantage of us in Nigeria. Hate those peeps so much.

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Politics / Re: $460,000 Forfeiture: Tinubu Qualified To Contest, It Was A Civil Matter - PEPT by EngGandalf: 3:43pm On Sep 06, 2023
cjudy:

I’m living a well life and even my children will feed you and send you out of this shithole corntree of yours. We are not in the same category kid. Even my kids are way richer than your entire generation so get a life.

Lol… where u @? Let's hangout in Vegas. Me Generational wealth.
Politics / Re: $460,000 Forfeiture: Tinubu Qualified To Contest, It Was A Civil Matter - PEPT by EngGandalf: 3:21pm On Sep 06, 2023
cjudy:
smiley
Drug case and yahoo is now legal and civil crime in Nigeria.

Shame on the Judiciary and those supporting it.

Thank God say una Dey Nigeria, suffer and hunger will finish una.

Below are the real enemies of Nigeria. If the TV stations like, let them use stickers on their face, but let it be shown today that these are the enemies of the good people of Nigeria and Democrary.
Do something with your life… No b government born you… if they check well, you probably don't pay taxes.. So what are you expecting from govt. You get what you give…
Politics / Re: Amaechi Vs Wike's Ministerial Portfolio: Which One Is More Lucrative & Powerful? by EngGandalf: 9:03pm On Sep 05, 2023
Dreal1247:
Until we are able to change our mentality towards governance, government and appointments, we should not expect a better society. Nobody is concerned about the delivery of the dividends of democracy but everyone is just concerned about the personal benefits instead of the general wellbeing of the masses and the society at large.
Everyone wishes for this.. but reality is different.. our wish is not real life.. it’s just imagination.
Travel / Re: Why Is Lagos Blue Line Train Being Pulled By A Diesel Locomotive?—John Ashbourne by EngGandalf: 9:00pm On Sep 05, 2023
DMerciful:
When citizens cannot asked questions but follow blindly, they're called sheep.

When a government spends five times the normal cost, you can't be celebrating wastefulness and corruption
You won’t be the first to ask questions.. your great grandchildren will ask questions too during their own time . that’s the reality of life…You can go on strike, shout at the govt, sue the govt, nothings going to happen my man…it’s good to ask questions though.. but this is our reality, we’re going to live it
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Government: Where Is Nigeria’s Soul, Moral Compass? By Olu Fasan by EngGandalf: 1:17pm On Sep 05, 2023
Cap!! There’s no country built on moral foundation. Never has been and never will be….
Travel / Re: Visa Alone No Longer Guarantees Entry - Uk Announces Travel Requirements by EngGandalf: 1:15pm On Sep 05, 2023
I’ve never seen a country so dull when it comes to making revenue.. very lazy politicians in that UK. Na Billing be their own revenue. No thinking out of the box.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Defies Sir Alex Ferguson's Theory In The Messi Vs Ronaldo Debate by EngGandalf: 1:12pm On Sep 05, 2023
Akacollins7:
I don't know how you people view league, after him leaving his mama home Barcelona where thing is throw/given to him to PSG, what happened with all the big players there at end he can't find his feet. And was throw out and no body talked about his spell in PSG. Now he find him self in a league of people that doesn't know there gender, you'll think is eleven men against eleven men, but it's seven female and four male in a team. It's an insulting to compare CR7 to him. Ronaldo have conquer many countries so. I'm not fan of any, truth be told. Even the world cup is still under questions
Una go explain tire.. e say World Cup is under question. Do am if e easy.
Agriculture / Re: Why Can't Nigerian Farmers Have Organized Farms Like These? by EngGandalf: 1:05pm On Sep 05, 2023
AntiTerrorist:
The difference is that whites always think big. Fortunately, they have resources to actualize their dream. 100 farmers in US can feed entire Nigeria.
CAP!!

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Sports / Re: Saudi Arabia Football Revolution: Which Player's Move Surprised You The Most?? by EngGandalf: 8:18pm On Sep 02, 2023
Vinnie2000:


For Older and Established players like Ronaldo and Benzema, CORRECT! smiley

For YOUNGER players Like Allain St Maximin, NO! undecided

As a Player When you Retire, you want to look Back on your Career and smile @the Trophies won and Impact you made in the Game.😊

This is the Mistake JayJay Okocha and Odion Ighalo made.
They Put MONEY ahead of Trophies/Personal Accolades and Regretted it.😒

I Just Hope Victor Osihmen does not Make same Terrible Mistake!🤨🙁
Wettn this guy dey talk now.. What makes you think you've a say in anybodys life decision. You even put the NO in capital letters.. Lmao!! Unbelievable.. What makes you think JJ and Odion made mistakes in THEIR own life… I'm going to guess you're probably a teenager or early twenties…you don't know how life works… person dey jump up and down to earn a living… you dey make life decisions for am. i don't think you know what it means to make 20million euros/pounds a year with very little tax, 100% safety of life and good standard of living… or you think Players are superhuman who can't be robbed, stabbed or shot at… you even say this people regretted it… Jj tell you say him regret life? Man I'm just bemused at your level of reasoning…
“As a Player When you Retire, you want to look Back on your Career and smile @the Trophies won and Impact you made in the Game.😊”

ARE YOU A PLAYER!!! If no! Always Shut up and face your own life.…

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Records: Chicago State University Locks X Account by EngGandalf: 11:29am On Aug 29, 2023
UbanmeUdie:
shocked

All eyes on the judiciary.

Do anyhow see anyhow!

Nigerians are tired of its corrupt leaders but lack the willpower to sacrifice for a better tomorrow.

But we will start by ensuring BAT is ousted out legally.
Which leader you wan get wey no corrupt ?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is In Big Mess Coupled With Poor Governance – VP, Shettima Admits by EngGandalf: 11:23am On Aug 29, 2023
taylor88:
Vice President wey hold power dey confess


Madridguy freestuff Helinues and the rest wey never win compound caretaker before dey tell us say Tinubu is on right track

Dead body go soon surplus

Before Christmas mortuary go full because of people wey hunger don kill

Useless people
I wish to see your face somehow.. I wan know the face/ brain behind these unbelievable comments..absolutely ridiculous & bizzare. Where you come from?
Family / Re: How Do I Set Clearer Boundaries With Friends by EngGandalf: 5:56pm On Aug 26, 2023
DamianDd:
This happened today:

I called a friend of mine so we can go for an all night together at a church we were invited in, he was already in the vicinity so I asked where are you he said said at his pastors house and I'm like where is the pastors house then he started complaining... "abeg I nor wan go that church now before oo" then he cut call, I called this boy and he didn't pick again



I had to go to the church myself but that thing pissed me off but I couldn't call again because he's not my girlfriend that I'll start quarrelling over the phone. He came to church later but it was toll after church close I saw him, he couldn't even talk to me and I as well didn't give a damn so I left and came home



I honestly did not want to bring up something from 7 hours ago and start vexing this early morning. Already I'm very mentality stressed because I'm trying to make good use of this 4 months remaining to make my life better and get money.



We usually do these church things like sing in churches and all that but I lost interest in them, it is not want I want to do with my life at all. I want big things and going to churches everyday is not what I want for now or for my future so I stopped hanging out with them. All they do is church and girls then don't even hustle that much, they aren't bothered about making money as much as I am



This is not the first time this friend has disrespected me and my time like this but the first few times I let it slide but recently it's becoming a pattern and I'm cutting him off and this recent one he did is one obvious reason why I need to complete excommunicate him from my life because I get really annoyed when I'm disrespected but the times he does it is when I'm not close to him so I can't carry issues like I'm a girl.



What do you guys think, cutting him off is best? Because I'm already no longer hanging out with them too

How do I set clearer boundaries without getting angry? Mostly because I don't have a very good way of expressing anger it's destructive but I'm an introverted person so I do well with managing my emotions
Na by force to go church?
Romance / Re: Has A Married Woman Ever Tried To Seduce You Before? Share Your Experience by EngGandalf: 9:22pm On Aug 25, 2023
IconicR:
All of you are decent online which leaves me wondering who are these guys the married women are sleeping with.
Hypocrites everywhere.
Abi o…. Eveybody na Jesus online… chai. This life…

Very easy to criticize people…
Family / Re: Why I Broke Up With An Ex After Two Weeks by EngGandalf: 2:19pm On Aug 25, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
1. I see you are simply here to argue meaninglessly. I just took time to explain that was not the case yet you continue to insist that it is. If you can't read abeg Waka pass me.. undecided

2. I see you already believe the world is ruled over by your private delusions. I gladly leave you to it. undecided

I don’t have delusions Junkie.. I live in reality… you’re an hypocrite.. you’re saying you’ve never thought you’re better than someone? Or you’ve never left a girl coz of something/trait you dont like in her? Nigga you’re the one who needs counseling. Bloody JUNKIE angry
Family / Re: Advice Needed: Investing For A Family Member (brother) by EngGandalf: 2:12pm On Aug 25, 2023
Sheggzy007:
Good day Nairalanders
I specifically created a new account to seek for your opinion here
I will like to invest a sum of money for my brother, he's into barbing and he's very good. So he approached me about a vacant space which we can acquire and equipped to a good taste.

I will like to seek for your advice if the barbing salon is set up in my name, how do I deal with the renumeration, should I place him on monthly salary or I give him percentage of what is made at the end of the month after removing expenditure.

Note: He is very loyal and hardworking
I’m not trying to be negative. But reality is , family will most probably try to take advantage at some point. Reality

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Family / Re: Why I Broke Up With An Ex After Two Weeks by EngGandalf: 1:34pm On Aug 25, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
The moment you start to believe everyone who does not subscribe to your same delusions is a lesser quality or character, something is off and it is a good time to run to the closest counselor for a checkup. We are all different and unique for a reason... undecided

She is indeed right to have moved on but pretending herself better than the boy she dumped, she is wrong. I no fit date anyone wey dirty doesnt mean I spewk for everyone out there. Also, being dirty is not a crime neither is squeezing toothpaste from the middle.. undecided
I’m just surprised you referred her to a mental health institution, just because she can’t date a dirty boy. That’s RUDE. Where’s the delusion in wanting a clean and well organized man….no one is perfect. But there are things we all can tolerate .. being dirty is a CRIME to yourself and everyone around you…
How would you say being dirty is not a crime?

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Family / Re: Why I Broke Up With An Ex After Two Weeks by EngGandalf: 1:20pm On Aug 25, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
Lady, you have issues... Tackle them. If you are like this with a baker, what happens when you date one of those creative types like artists? Visit a mental health counselor as soon as possible to help you get past those hang-ups of yours before you go pointing and denigrating others abeg! undecided
Why she go visit mental health counselor.. no b everybody go tolerate uncleanliness… she’s right to not move on with the relationship. You fit date girl wey no clean? You fit date girl wey no dey wash her undies? You come here dey talk rubbish… dirty human being

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Experience With The Worst Friend You've Ever Had? by EngGandalf: 8:32pm On Aug 23, 2023
Sonnobax15:
cheesy
My dear nigha of back then...

My roomie,way back in poly....

A promiscuous nigha cheesy

I can't forget back in 2013 when this nigha came home around 11p.m with 8 bannies..... Claiming they attended a birthday party and since it was already late,so he decided to offer them accomodation till the following morning....

Funniest thing was that that was the first time I prepared banga soup......Na so these bannies chop my banga soup finish,come still push me comot from my bed that night......

Las las,my Nigha ended up doing shiit that night cheesy. While I slept-on foolishly angry

In the morning,I called my friend when the bannies have left....I warned him never to repeat the rubbish he did the previous night. ..
U dey whine? 8 bannies and you couldn't get one to yourself.. Omo e hard to believe
Travel / Re: 6 Strong Reasons Why Nigerians In The UK Are So 'stingy' by EngGandalf: 12:59am On Aug 23, 2023
formular2002:

Now, you don't need plenty generosity. A gift of £10 to someone in need is over 10k in Nigeria and will be much appreciated.
Except if there is a history of extortion
10pound is an hour of hardwork bro…..if month end and your rent remain 10 pounds. Landlord no go hear.
But people no wan hear…

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Travel / Re: 6 Strong Reasons Why Nigerians In The UK Are So 'stingy' by EngGandalf: 12:55am On Aug 23, 2023
Pierocash:
This is a country some people in Nigeria will sell their houses , cars , and borrow loan to migrate to. You see a multi millionaire here , doing well here migrate to UK after selling their properties, only to end up doing menial jobs to survive. No be juju be that
No b Juju. They choose their path.. Nobody has a say in anybodys choice of path to life...

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