Godfather898989:
I'm thinking about marriage man...seriously is time almost all my buddies are married

You want to get married coz your buddies are married? Lol

Djoel:
There is a major development plan crisis in Nigeria. Regulatory agencies are too corrupt and nepotic to do their jobs.

Even when we eventually get the leadership of Nigeria in the right direction, all our cities will have to undergo a difficult redesign and painful demolishions if they must become 2nd or 1st world cities.

No politician can stop flood.. wake up to reality.. when flood comes, e don come b that. God help us

Racoon:
Shege promax mode activated. Is this the immediate thing needed in this nation bleeding under the humongous debt burden the immediate disastrous Buhari-led APC govt bequeathed?

Nigerians were warned but nay, a baba wey no well with the worst criminal baggages surrounding his entire life was preferred and rigged in. Now reality is dawning.

After all the effizy of swift replacement of political positions, their true intentions are still unfolding. A government of super looter criminals is on board. Enjoy the ride people.

No b everybody go dey ignorant like you…

SmartPolician:
A serious government will formulate laws to encourage movie makers to use government facilities to make their movies. Yes, that's why Hollywood is where it is today. They give them helicopters, weapons, gadgets, office, and everything else they need to make films.

I don't know when we will start having a responsible government that will realize that they have a duty to create jobs and create an enabling environment for businesses to thrive.

The US Police departments gives movie makers guns, helicopters and other government gadgets ? This thing you talk sure for you?? 100%? Because I’m a bit lost

jmoore:

You guys are funny. How many white men reside in your street?
How many white men are studying in your government universities?

You want your Misleaders that have failed to make your country work to 'punish' UK?

Why can’t UK be punished? Nothing works in UK too…

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Only two people from the South south and south east made tinubu's list out of the 19 appointments
Only one ogala from enugu
And one Major General Undiandeye from Cross River..imagine two giant region combined..

Tinubu is a disaster
If you are a true Nigerian and you don't see anything wrong here then am sorry you will never live to see the Progress of Nigeria
That ogalla is yet to be confirmed from my computer if he is really from enugu...it is showing me kogi state

O boy...so na only Undiandeye from Cross River na tinubu see...so na only one he pick..

Tinubu is a disaster waiting to happen

If you was the President, give us a list of Generals you would have appointed and why?

loosecanon50:
In my own opinion, anything that will improve the lives of Nigerians and bring progress to all is what the nation needs right now...but merging all these agencies into one body seems a bit overboard to me.

All these agencies have been operating independently before now, you can't just wake up from sleep and say you want to merge them. There'll definitely be conflicts of interest on the long run.

What’re you qualifications and how did you come to this conclusion? How many years of research have you done on the above listed companies to know their shortcomings and benefits to the nation? Because the people that recommended these solutions did all of the above .. so if you haven’t done as much work as they’ve done on this subject matter. You’ve no SAY!.
Only speak when you’re 100% sure of yourself. This is not a matter of your emotions. It’s Real Life.

uzomakanaki:
Fellow nairalanders, please I need advice from matured minds in this group.

I'm in a two year relationship with my woman, we're both working. I'm 34 while she's 27. My montly salary and commision is over 200k with other side hustle i do that bring in funds for me, i also just got a car i want to register with bolt/uber to still bring in funds in my free time.

My fiancee on the other hand is earning 75k monthly. I take good care of her needs and makes sure she doesn't lack anything I can afford.

We both plan to settle down by December.

Sometimes last month she missed her period, after the test we discovered she's 5 weeks pregnant.

I'm against abortion because of the dangers involved in the aftermath, i suggested she keep the baby while I come and see her family and do some necessary things before the main wedding. But she insisted in aborting the baby, reason being that she can't be pregnant and be working. Unless I place her on a monthly salary.

She has aborted the baby and had complications because of the quack nurse that performed the abortion. I spent a lot to make her back on her feet

I'm gradually losing interest in the relationship cos that single act of her. I've kept this to myself.

I just need advice on how to handle this. Cos I'm already fed up with her with her recent disrespect and the way she talks to me anyhow even in public.

If my friend or anybody I know, tell me they carried out an abortion, I’d stay away from there … You can’t be friends/family with a killer

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
One thing is certain

His administration is gonna fail woefully

Ya all can quote me and insult
Ain't scared..

I repeat one thing is certain His administration is gonna be a disaster
We already know that we are just pretending...no need to pretend anymore

Why do you think so… kindly explain to us

Lutherblaq:
for the whiteman voting serves as libreration, its a symbol of freedom to chose who they want. but for the blackman, election is a form of enslavement. too many poor people vote, the don't vote with their head, they vote with their stomach. too many illiterates vote, the don't vote fo the best they vote for their tribe.

Jeez.. ha! Stop destroying the Blackman at every opportunity.. human being na human being… na same character all of us get.. even elections abroad are rigged in favor of someone..They’re rigged subconsciously, they know the mind of the masses and use technology to induce you into voting for them. Erdogan has been Turkish president for 20yrs now.. Trump was rigged in by Russia.. etc.

Abeg. Please stop describing the Blackman like some evil human being…. Mexicans are killing themselves everyday. Kidnapping all becoz of drugs.. are they black..
we’re all humans , skin color might be different.. evil is in us, same as good….

Please. Open your mind

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Emefiele is gonna come out strong out strong. He is gonna weather the storm, beard the lion

Look at Nigerians
Celebrating the Arrest of a man way he intentions na to reduce vote buying and corruption

Statistics show that N2.72 trillion out of the $3.26 trillion currency in circulation as of June 2022 was outside the vaults of commercial banks across the country...imagine that na about almost 85 percent

So with the introduction of that new naira note policy corruption would have been tackled as the exercise will bring the hoarded currency into the banking system
The new naira note was supposed to circulate to every nook and cranny of the country but greedy politicians like them tinubu connived and conspired with some bank managers to keep the money to themselves not only that some greedy Nigerians make the whole thing worse for us


We are doomed in this part of the Africa

What’s is your area of expertise ? For you to say all of this.. you must be an expert in economics i believe…
PS”You might be doomed, I’M not”

Tryagain77:


I think he's just taking that to ride on me.

Shey u dey wine me ni… person dey treat you like slave for 2023 and you dey look am… who b this one!! Baba change am for am.. anyone who takes blood from you deserves to be bloodied .. #Respect is Reciprocal#.

Work there for a few days, wait for him to Bleep up.. once he try am. Break bottle . Stab his leg or give am dirty slap or headbutt am..Sha rough handle am, he’s probably a pussy, most bullies are pussies . mind you don’t aim to kill him o.. simply defend yourself..

VinnyBaba:


All sorts of ILLEGALITY will be carried out by this APC/Govt. :🤨

Imagine if Goodluck or Obasanjo as President did something like dis? 😒😕

Wole Soyinka and Co would have Barked and cried Wolf!

This Govt should be checked, Otherwise we will have
Civilian DICTATORSHIP in Nigeria soon.

What would you do if your father was the president? Also for people saying negative things about Seyi Tinubu.. jeez how can people be so myopic or just full of negative thoughts.. where are you on a mental level! Do you not think of greatness or the achievement of something great.. it’s unbelievable.. I know you might find fault with what I say… but it’s simply because you’re ignorant to self reflection…

pitoski:

Stf guy. Tinubu opposed subsidy during Jonathan era for selfish reasons. Now he wants us to support him 100%. Well, everyone including Peter Obi wants subsidy to go but Tinubu should have layout adequate measures to minimize its effects on the common man. It's only in Africa a leader will just wake up in the morning and take a drastic action on economy without providing a cushioning effects for the poor masses.

Lol….. better wake up to reality…. There’s no good government anywhere in the world, no b only Nigeria people dey suffer…nothing is perfect anywhere…every country has the rich and the poor… that’s the way life is wired… governance has been poor before you were born, and it won’t get any better after you die… stop blaming Buhari, Tinubu, or any president for your misfortune…. You’ll wail till you grow old and die… even your children will wail about bad governance…. That’s the painful reality…. Better tighten your trousers and work harder…maybe give your kids silver spoon.. u fit give them silver spoon sef , make them waste am.. I’m talking in terms of reality, the way life is wired.. dey play..
I’m pretty sure you don’t get my point.. it’s a mental thing.. when you get to that level.. you'll realize your life is in your hands..

Even if fuel is 60 naira… doesn’t change a thing.. poor will be poor, rich will be rich….
PS: Ogun kill you for being rude to me.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
This same civil society fails to back fuel removal when Jonathan removed subsidy
We should stop deceiving our self
We are playing a politics of tribalism which is very bad

Nlc north and west stated that they won't join the protest 2023
This was same protest the whole nation and the nlc participated in during Jonathan and as at that time price of things were too cheap yet we entered the street and protested

The truth is this 2023 protest didn't hold because of tribalism
We should stop deceiving ourselves..we should look deep into our heart and ask this big question
If na obi remove this subsidy wetin for happen

Of course we all know the answer I swear protest for dey everywhere


The past is a stepping stone to the future...And since we're talking about the future, it is our present actions that shape it, and our present is heavily influenced by our past!

Guy… Jonathan era don go now….. Besides, Jonathan administration was full of corruption , no one trusted them… Tinubu never even spend 50 days in office.. relax this guy… don’t be naive and ignorant… jeez

sotall:


This looks like someone is already stealing Atiku's ideas about selling NNPC.

Let him go ahead but give credit to Atiku who emphasized it.

You can’t steal what you know… na only Atiku get brain for Nigeria? What makes you think it’s his idea..

Asabe4:
Subsidy drama

Edo children living the dream of other kids

I honestly don't think this is a wise move though. Very bad decision. How do you make a child idle for four days in a week.

They should have thought this through and come up with a better way of reducing the impact of fuel subsidy on these children and teachers.

Kindly list some of the better ways you’d come up with , since you think it’s not a wise idea

obaidan:

Smilessss.....no vex. I have seen impressive CVs and I don't think its a crime that this one doesn't come close. However CV doesn't equate intelligence and I have no reason to doubt this man's intelligence. If you've been around for some time, and you've paid attention to profile of office holders, u would have seen CVs. Don't worry mine isn't this impressive and it will a great honour to get mine to this level, if that will make u sleep at night

You’ve seen impressive CVs. And this doesn’t come close?
We don’t need all these write up, show us your intimidating CV, or at least mention the intimidating places you’ve worked all your life… the man has worked hard all his life. Are you saying he’s not qualified or he’s overqualified?

Hi, is anyone here in Maine or has any tips abt the state. Thanks

obaidan:

The bar is now on the floor...I am not saying the man is not fit or not competent o but what is intimidating in this profile for goodness sake.

Lol.. do am if he easy my oga…. You see a CV like that. And you’re not impressed… kindly list your own.

Shikini:
A Mechanical Engineer is CBN governor?
Lol ... tribalism is Nigeria's biggest problem

Kindly highlight your educational qualifications and achievements in any sector you’ve worked in..

Everybody is welcome in Lagos, but it’s a YORUBA land.
How hard is this for people?

Taylor92:
Another Photo-starved government

Tinubu just dey meet everybody like who dey price Olosho for Allen Avenue without picking anyone

What’s the essence of all these meeting ? No result no positive outcome

Your eagerness was just to answer president and be at Aso Villa no plans for common man

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Just dey shine brown teeth everywhere

See as children of the corn full below 👇👇👇

You shouldn’t have dropped out from school my guy..

muystoy:
Good , that i.di.t.ic over hyped Fashola should not be given any major role to play in this present administration,all former this and that should go home and enjoy their loot in "piss"

You don’t have a quarter of the knowledge Fashola has….

Bloody Ignorant people , abusing people better than them in all areas.. you probably can’t even run a POS stand , if given the opportunity.

Opportuneke:
Eko oni Baje oooo 🙏🏻

God bless the state of LAGOS, the embodiment of power, the paragon of excellence, the innovation pacesetter, the city of the gods✌️

Lagos city, please go easy on me.
Lagos city, please go east on this heart of mine🙏🏻


You are excellent and distinguished amongst your pairs.

God bless the champion state.

This doesn’t make sense.. holding on to power has nothing to do with skin color.. it’s. Human thing… stop scream “ blacks’ at the sight of anything negative please

fineboynl:
Not just only car. If this new price will stand. It will Bleep this tinubu government.

Tinubu government doesn't need infrastructure. All the infrastructure buhari borrowed money was wasted at the detriment of the economy.

What tinubu need is rearrange the economy.

Because with what I am seeing it's about to get tough.

Okay, how many years of experience do have in the economic sector , and what are your achievements ? If you would kindly share . We would like to know what you see

Bless her! She’s intelligent but not smart.. kindly teach her what you can about life and the evil lurking out there. She can’t be out on her own like that..

Chillext:
I no get strength for strike and protest again

I don use my strength beg people to vote the right person but Dem no hear

Wetyn make you think say you sabi the right person?

All I can say Lady, life is free and your happiness belongs to you

manoflove22:
i started dating my girlfriend last year December, we barely see each other because of her strict father,even there was time her father threatened me to leave her daughter.

Even if we got to see it will be in a public place around her house


And this have been for all these while and i try to talk her into it that i can't date a girl i can't spend quality time with her and she never visits me, claiming my place is far


Now last month, there's a girl, a friend to her in my area, i showed interest to her, she questioned me that what about her friend but i told her we are not dating that she is not serious

So this new girl have been showing care,we have been making out together and deep down in me this is all i wanted, a girl that show she cares not a girl we barely see each than calling.



fast forward to yesterday, i don't know what they discussed, my first girlfriend told her that she saw me yesterday and we are still dating, which make my new girlfriend became angry, she called me shouting that I'm a lair that we are dating, to cut the story short i just had to assured and told her if by any chance she see my first girlfriend she should told her not to call me again.


This evening my first girlfriend called me and told me we should end it that her friend told her all i told her

Incredibly, i never expected my new girlfriend to tell her such but just a simple assurance

Now the issue here is hope i haven't caused a fight between two friends and i love my first girlfriend

Any advise cos to go out tomorrow is a issues for me

Someone to like you to leave his daughter alone.. but you’re still following her.. that’s unbelievable

Bananapill:


You should go. Spend few years there upgrading yourself with the right skills and experience and return back to Naija to establish yourself. Naija your country no dey run go anywhere, you can always return home.

Exactly, Nigeria is not going anywhere.... But we as humans will go someday. So why not work hard for yourself and your future kids.. As a man… whatever decision you take, you’ve got to take your offspring’s into consideration

SultanOfAbia:

Honestly, I rather make it big in Nigeria

Nigeria doesn't give a hoot about you.. Your choice anyway. Everyman lives with his choices and the result of it... It's because you didn't think critically.. Critical thinking is very important. You Mum went there, she suffered hard to give her kids the opportunity... But you threw it away. And you think she won't be disappointed? Well, I wish you the best and hope you make it in Nigeria. It'll always be our HOME