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Romance › Re: Why Are Girls So Easy To Decieve? by Ephemmm: 12:32pm On Sep 16, 2015
bbeautylik:
Don't try me o, i will suck you out and act as if I am a fool...... without you getting down with me. The simple trick is to play along kiss The only girls you can deceive are teenagers and local bush girls
You can only do that with a fool too: before your eyes go open, PMB for don finish his tenure. tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: What You Wish Your Spouse Profession Will Be by Ephemmm: 12:23pm On Sep 16, 2015
Omotayor123:
So far it's not Against the law And it puts food on the Table and it's enough to leave a comfortable life wetin concern me..
God bless my Man jare where ever he is grin
Amen: very proud of you my dear tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: How True Is This Quote? by Ephemmm: 12:21pm On Sep 16, 2015
Shebarh:
Ah love that answer smiley
That can only happen when your husband has HND in mumuism. tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Pensioners Ask CBN To Stop Osun N35bn Bailout by Ephemmm: 10:34am On Sep 16, 2015
Firefire:
This is painful, and unfortunately APC leadership kept silent.

Alhaji Lie Mohamed should say something, our people in Osun are dying of starvation and hunger, the state is gradually sliding to anarchy.

Lalasticlala, good morning, we need to cry to the heavenly in support of the flesh and blood in Osun state.

Should we wait till we start posting RIP, or Innaa lillaahi wa innaa ilayhi raaji’oon when the death toll increase huh
How many of your relatives living there have died? tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Way To End A Relationship? by Ephemmm: 6:15pm On Sep 15, 2015
utenwuson:
am in ds kinda situation too! I 1st tried sending her a text n she demand we stil see to talk over it, b4 I knw it, she s standin @ my door dt she s sorry, dt she ll change! d fact is I don't hate but I don't love her either 'jst like her" cos she s too beautiful,caring n every thing a man will want in a woman, but d tins I don like about her is she s to reserve, she don't argue, she don't bring her opinion on anything, if I point 2 a black screen says it's white, she ll says ok dear! n d main reason is dt we re almost dsame age! she s working n earnin more dan me! I jst prayed n hope one gud guy comes frm smwhere n love her 4 who she is! "I really pray!!!
I doubt if she will be checking my phone too? Can you give me her contact please?
Romance › Re: Advice Needed: Anytime I Visit Him, We Must Have S*x.am I Charmed? Read Story by Ephemmm: 3:31pm On Sep 15, 2015
MzzCutie:
Please l need your advise, my boy friend and i have been together for just four months. He said he’s serious but I told him to give me some time before I give in and he agreed. We’ve been like that until he moved into his new house, a 2 bedroom flat. The first day I visited him I was surprised that he had his way with me and I couldn’t resist him.


But when I got home I was angry. Surprisingly, since then anytime I enter his house I can’t resist, we must have s*x. This strange development is beginning to give me serious sleepless nights. Here is the trouble, whenever he is in my place, I’m able to resist him &he wont be able to av his way wit me. But as soon as I go to his home d situation must be different, every time. Please my friends are telling me that this is not normal that they guy has done something in his house that is in a way subduing me whenever I enter there. Pls can this be true? Does such things still happen? Should I confront my him?

Full Details>>> http://www.frabidel.com/2015/09/advice-needed-anytime-i-visit-him-we.html
That guy na Eyimba of Aba: 100% winning record at home, but poor record while playing away game tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: ICPC Returns N924m Stolen Funds To Ministry Of Environment by Ephemmm: 3:19pm On Sep 15, 2015
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obinnajr:
THEY HAVE BEEN FOOLING NIGERIANS SINCE 1759, HOW DID THEY, FROM WHO ? DID BUHARI KNOW ABOUT IT ? COS NAIRALAND DEY LIE PASS SAHARA REPORTERS NOW
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It seems you are pained with this achievement: take it cool bros.
Properties › Re: For Your Certificate Of Occupancy (c-of-o), Gov's Consent. by Ephemmm: 12:34pm On Sep 15, 2015
adedara123:
Turn your dead asset into a living collateral,give your land/building a certificate of occupancy(c of o).please call 08176054749 or 08022960248.lagos only.
How much can it cost someone to finalise C of O for two plots of land?
Properties › Re: Brand New Room Self Contain Tiled @ Amuwo Durba Estate Is For Rent.-08166866515 by Ephemmm: 12:24pm On Sep 15, 2015
propanegen:
HI, THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT A BRAND NEW ROOM SELF CONTAIN TILED @ AMUWO ODOFIN DURBA ESTATE LAGOS IS FOR RENT. PLEASE! CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFO ON ......08166866515.



PLEASE! CALL ME FOR INSPECTION NOW..............08166866515
No price?
Politics › As Saraki Commenced Begging by Ephemmm(op): 3:50pm On Sep 14, 2015
Mr. Bukola Saraki has commenced series of begging in order to retain his seat. He equally fears that the police investigations into forgery allegation at National Assembly is an invitation to places in jail.

He has deployed Emirs and a few APC governors to beg Sen. Ahmed Bola Tinubu and other other leaders of the party.


Tambuwal begged his other colleagues to let them remove the issue from the police.


You cannot build something on nothing. Nostra II warned a long time ago and warned again 2 weeks ago and re-iterated his warning again last week. It is coming to pass. I thot the tiger of Ilorin is bigger than or equal to the lion of bourdillion? He who rides of the back of a tiger will surely be consumed by it.


Read more: http://newsrescue.com/as-saraki-commenced-begging/#axzz3liyNjoGC

Politics › Re: Understanding The Treasury Single Account (TSA) System – Things You Should Know by Ephemmm: 3:41pm On Sep 14, 2015
psucc:
I don't know how good you will try to explain this.
To me, we should always weigh the pros and the con of every policy. The operation cum advantages of the TSA will affect the Nigerian economy negatively than what we are told. From inadequate fund to enhance bank lending to the investing public to staff layoff.
Nigeria cannot afford to cope with TSA.
Banking sector is a real tool for embezzlement/diversion of public funds in the hands of politicians: the earlier you realize this, the better.
Politics › Re: EFCC Quizzes Ex-Immigration Boss, Parradang - The Cable by Ephemmm: 3:32pm On Sep 14, 2015
anytexy:
you are not matured. So, everybody should support your candidate abi?
@ bolded, common sense is supposed to prevail over feeling: feeling is illogical.
Education › Re: Two Nairalanders Sign & Log Out As Health Educators; Bsc (ed). by Ephemmm: 3:04pm On Sep 14, 2015
amodu:
Prettymina and myself sign and log out from Tai Solarin university of Education as certified health educators amidst joy fulfilment and merriment.

Pls help move to Front Page

Cc lalasticlala, ishilove
You need to connect me with that lady: God is in need of her in one of my sectors to be candid.
Properties › Re: A Room And Palour by Ephemmm: 2:57pm On Sep 14, 2015
artisticallyart:
I need a room and parlour self contained anywhere in Lagos total package 170k. It must have water.
Thank you.
Chief! Please move to Sango Otta area: you will even see lesser.
Politics › Re: EFCC Quizzes Ex-Immigration Boss, Parradang - The Cable by Ephemmm: 2:56pm On Sep 14, 2015
idari:
I support dis one,d difference between we d WaILERS and Apc e-warriors is dat we d wailers are agitatin for a better Nigeria and we condem wat is condemable and praise wat is praise worthy unlike our gullible Apc e-warriors! Am a Proud wailer
@ bolded, the same people like you were among those shouting PDP till 2099 when it was apparent that you have lost focus and direction.

Anyway, permit me to say GEJ till 2019 before wailers go dey attack me here. tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: EFCC Quizzes Ex-Immigration Boss, Parradang - The Cable by Ephemmm: 2:48pm On Sep 14, 2015
Immigration scam; one of the reasons I voted GEJ out. However, GEJ said the money collected from the applicants will be returned, the question is - was the money returned to the job seekers?

When a cabinet is full of people who are not organized, visionary, and proactive: this is the resultant effect.

RIP to the 'gone young graduates' that lost their lives in this ill-planned exercise.
Properties › Re: Mini Flat Needed Btw Yaba And Surulere Very Urgent by Ephemmm: 1:42pm On Sep 14, 2015
zizzo:
Call me on this num : 08122098787
Why can't you try oworonshoki/New garage axis? with N100-N150, you will found yourself in VI/Lekki respectively.
Politics › Re: AWOLOWO VS OJUKWU (achievements And Records) by Ephemmm: 4:21pm On Sep 11, 2015
xtrorse:
[s]Abobaku, the frustrated descendant of a fallen demon from Odua Islamic Republic of Ritual-killers, you and your generations shall continue to bark and bark like the braggart Bode Thomas until you kick the bucket on Igbo matter.
Since you and your wicked and bile-filled kinsmen have remained unrepentant you shall not escape the impending doom as you continue your whining, weeping, wailing, yelling and noise making on every media at the mere mention of Biaf...
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Who released this sex-starved Bingo from its cage? tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Police Raid: MASSOB Seeks International Assistance. by Ephemmm: 4:00pm On Sep 11, 2015
TheOnlyWiseMan:
[s]No one is an island, if it means to kneel down for us to get our freedom from this evil country , so be it.
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I thought your chest-beating is synonymous with bravery: why can't you fight for yourself? tongue tongue tongue

How I wish Ojukwu is alive to tell you the reason why he ran away living his followers in the battlefield.
Politics › Re: There Will Be Nothing Like Isreal In 25 Years-khamenei by Ephemmm: 3:55pm On Sep 11, 2015
new2020:
Israel and Biafra...two blessed nations. Most threatened and hated in the world. What do they have in common? Ability to dominate everything they set their hands on:-)
Biafrafraud which ordinary aboki defeated through sugar-cane stick! Please stop comparing death and sleeping jorrrrrr tongue tongue tongue

Politics › Re: I Don't Like Jonathan But Buhari Is Evil! by Ephemmm: 3:49pm On Sep 11, 2015
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erikcantona:
Buhari said he will make this country ungovernable for jonathan if he looses 2011 election, as he lost bombs started raining till today!killing of chriatians started in abuja! He also said dogs and baboons will soak in there bloods, today he lied his way up to power and denied all his campaign promises!stoping of his bokobois!!free lunch for pupils! 500k for citizens!! , now we are facing economic shut down from JP morgan to china snobing us! # hundred wasted days and still counting and we can hear is probe probe probe,yet ameachi is walking free + obasanjo tinubu etal!! Pls nigerians how did we get here
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Can you show me the exact quotation and speech where your assertion was carved out?
Romance › Re: Should I Quit by Ephemmm: 1:52pm On Sep 11, 2015
funshy87:
There is this gal am dating, but anytime I called her she is always busy on other calls for 5minutes or more sometimes, she always play childishly with me on phone or when we chat by using names like Big head, my junior brother etc pls is this normal for ur gal to call u names playfully. She only call me once in 3days but i always call her twice in a day because i like her... Is she playing me or she is too sharp. Pls should i continue wit her?
Why forcing yourself on someone who doesn't love you in return? Love is not a unilateral act where someone will be acting while other will be watching.

When you are done with your mumuism, wake me up.
Politics › Re: Tribunals: Rivers APC Allege Wike Is Set To Bribe Judges With N10bn by Ephemmm: 11:56am On Sep 11, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Mark your trash rather. Rubbish!

[s]Wike is going no where. Nobody born of a woman will remove Wike from that seat. You think Rivers is Osun?
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You ranted than this before presidential election: what happens after PMB's declaration as a winner? Thrash....
Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks Chairmen Of 3 FCTA Boards by Ephemmm: 11:32am On Sep 11, 2015
Taylor86:
Who's Buhari

Hv not heard of such name here in ph

Family › Re: They Both Work In Different Banks, Can Their Marriage Work? by Ephemmm: 10:35am On Sep 11, 2015
softapples:
MY cousin is a banker in one of the banks in the country and his fiancee is also a banker in another bank, due to the fact that they leave home early in the morning due to lagos traffic and come home late at night, he is having second thought about their relationship, if he gets married to the lady, can their marriage work?
Majority of you guys always mention banks as if it is the only institutions where staff works late: until you get employed in any private organizations in VI, you may not realize that some private organizations work late than bankers.
Nairaland General › Re: Checkout This Ananconda Like Snake Killed Today (photos) by Ephemmm: 10:32am On Sep 11, 2015
youngpol:
Viewing this topic: lalasticlala..

Meanwhile, This snake big oh.. And why are those boys flinging that thing around? It could wake up and do something rash! I've seen it in movies
After cutting its head and tail? Well, such can only happen in the movies as you have said.
Career › Re: Casual Workers Responsible For Fraud In Banks – NDIC, CIBN by Ephemmm: 9:35am On Sep 11, 2015
nnafather:
Greedy bankers looking for cheap labour, enslaving innocent Nigerians because of the evil APC has done to the economy. No be them dey find cheap labour? If you treat them as strangers, they will be strangers. Chikina!
@bolded, when will you stop reasoning through your anus? Outsourcing started within PDP's 16 years in administration, and not within APC's 100 days in office: do your research wella. However, this is the cause of your myopic thinking...

Politics › Re: Tinubu & Bisi Akande Visit Buhari (Photos) by Ephemmm: 9:48am On Sep 10, 2015
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Nonybb:
[b]Anytime I see these evil trio the anger that consumes me is unimaginable. I dont just know the reasons why GEJ feared this people and conceded defeat, handed over everything to Tinubu empire and to Northern dynasty. He, Tinubu, choose Ambode, nominated Osibanjo and picked Buhari; only one individual, and now he is bringing his own list of ministers to be confirmed soon. Buhari the supposed man of intergrity, flaunting cabals within the seat of power. So shameful that you pride yourself as a leader who wants to fight corruption but proudly associate yourself with criminals and Lagos treasury looters. When do we get power back from these people; I mean we the people, not PDP. Look at Bisi laughing; evil men that took power through propaganda, with Liar Muhammad the wicked evil genius. Jonathan is really a wuss of a leader. This country is doomed; cabals are running things and we the people are so gullibe, shouting "Chanji!", "Chanji!", "Chanji!" what Chanji(Change)?? Let us kill GodFatherism first in this country[/b]
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As if GEJ was not a product of god-fatherism: Thrash....
Politics › Re: Fayose Donates N500000 & Okada To A Crippled Cobbler (photos) by Ephemmm:
[quote author=cornoil post=37844719]U be Mumu and slowpoke, must u refer to his father and mother? You actually proved you lack basic home training by insulting his parents thereby insulting your parents indirectly.


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Shhh... What gives you the premonition that he didn't accuse the father of someone? It seems your stupidity is not ordinary: having HND in mumuism. tongue tongue tongue

You better hold your piece
Politics › Re: Fayose Donates N500000 & Okada To A Crippled Cobbler (photos) by Ephemmm: 7:06pm On Sep 09, 2015
neolboy:
[s]how much money have you donated in ur entire life dude
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Ask your father and he will explain how my financial intervention enabled him to marry your mother.

I don't need to blow trumpet though tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Fayose Donates N500000 & Okada To A Crippled Cobbler (photos) by Ephemmm: 7:04pm On Sep 09, 2015
500k and you dey blow trumpet! This is a publicity and not a donation

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