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OZAOEKPE:
"Is she you mother", Quote me anywhere.

anonimi:
I really pity the stewpidity and mumuness of you these masturrbatoors, walahi.
Do you know why your body odour CHANGE master is still paying fuel subisdy to the cabal more than 100 days into his administration despite his PROPAGANDA that he does not know what it is



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OZAOEKPE:
"You need a 'strong' husband, because he's not doing it well, if he is doing it well, I bet you won't be spending your whole life on nairaland." Quote me anywhere

anonimi:
E be like sey you sef nor go school like the DoroDullard wey you dey follow.
The banks nor bin get circular before?
[b]Since when did receiving a circular AUTOMATICALLY equate to 100% compliance [/b]
Maybe SaiBooboo's body odour will do the magic again



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anonimi:
Stories of propaganda only.
Let us know when the threat has been carried out and the effect of the sanctions/penalties.

JAMANZE:
This man obasanjo is the genesis of our political misfortune. 'Baba go slow' you shake hands with oby and u wan arrest jona. that is corruption itself

sparkleice:
I smell lies here.sme men will stil cheat on u evn aftr doing all these.evn f u want to gve him. Ur kitty cat everyday,tie. Ur two legs on d ceilng,cook hs best meal,and all dat he wil stil nt b satisfy wt u alone a cheat s always a cheat.so forgt ds post

emperorceaser:
Why not clamp down on boko harm...
Because they cause the violence which we talk about.....

Solo or whatever is his name should not start he can't finish

shizzy7:
At the bolded you Fantasize,,daydream I also do that too Imagining what's not in reality but wish would be....I'm not slow at making decisions though...
It depends on the type of things people do before you'll get irritated...

delectablegyal:
1. The fact that I like being alone.

2. The fact that I don't have so many friends, just the friends in school.

3. The fact that I'm more confident when I'm alone bt when I see crowd, the confidence will diminish.


4. The fact that I'm not loquacious. Communication skill is the ish, I must tell u. We are in the world of keep the conversation going.

shizzy7:
NOTHING I just love locking myself in a Dark room with Food,Phone and A TV That's waayy better than going for any party//shopping and all

People think I am too secretive But that's what I like..

I have friends that are Extroverts But I'm always calling them Over-Sabi/I too know and they get a lot of things like money,connection,People taking them out and all..

SovietBomber:
Be truthful to yourself, this is not about General or no General, Jonathan presided over his own defeat, he was still president when he lost. he could have easily forced INEC to declare him to winner and spark off violence everywhere. A war could have broken out and lots of lives lost and properties destroyed.

joeacatara:
Am 24 years old and still single for over a 18 months now, i broke up with my girlfriend earlier last year and since then my social life crumbled, all my efforts on getting another girlfriend had been failing,am a graduate,run a small business which is booming and am very comfortable i have my own car.but the problem is that am very bad waking up to a lady because am a very shy guy
I believe getting a girlfriend should be easier especially for me because am tall,muscular and light in completion and financially ok but getting a girlfriend is difficult ,due to this situation my starvation for sex has become high to an extent that i think of is sleeping with any girl that comes my way, the highest intimacy with them is just kissing and smooching after them is either they loose interest in me or the other way round.
After all the fail attempt to get a girlfriend and months without sex (close to year now) i decided to go for another alternative which is prostitute,after all no need of wooing or going to cinemas,buying ice cream even late nite calls thus all they are after is money they dont need all that.So last month went to a club house hooked up with prostitute of my choice,she agreed on overnight then we headed straight to my apartment around 1am,around 1;30 started smooching not sex i was very relieved that at last, but to my greatest surprise my hard penis went down (relaxed) when we were about to have sex,the girl told me to relaxed my self about 30 min which i did, soon my penis was charged again and when we were about to do it same time happen,on the long run we did nothing,i paid in morning and she left
Deep down i know am not an impotent so 2days later i decided to get another prostitute and same thing happened. Right now am very worried not because of sex but i felt have been marked(cursed by some1) please i need a candid advice am not trying to impress any girl (with car or other thing)but its becoming worse day by day fantasizing on any girl that comes my way imagining having sex with them.

that is my story please i need a candid advice, no insult pls,and please forgive me of my spelling mistakes or blunder thank you

SovietBomber:
He could have triggered a civil war and set Nigeria on fire.

dave2meek:
Gej we miss you your cluelessness

Firefire:
GOD BLESS THE HERO....

Let hear the children of hate and anger express their myopic views...

Bluetooth2:
Election is over, those guys are broke .

Barcanista is next

DrayZee:
But you know that's not possible

PAINGAIN:
Wow. So buhari hasn't stopped d construction afterall. Welldone op. If buhari doesn't stop work on this bridge and he denies d yorubas more federal appointments, I might actually like d nigga.

EasternLionn:
[s]Oga isn't it court that supposed to do that?

liberty300:
Thank uo GEJ

yang:
all this is coming from biafran oil money

do not be decieved, the zoo is a criminal enterprise

Evaromantik:
E be like say APC don take bribe kill this man.......nobi this same man wey tok say "PDP will die".....he is a sycophantic propagandist from my observation

VirginScrotum:
I just enjoy the way everyone is falling in line under this new government. At this rate, only Barcanista and FFK will vote PDP in 2019.