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Politics › Re: Saraki Fails To Stop Trial: Set To Be Arraigned Today by Ephemmm:
FreeGlobe:
It seems buhari is your god, well, the constitution says he can be impeached, and if he is using his executive powers to witch hunt saraki, saraki too should fight back with his legislative powers too
Madam constitution! Who is claiming he cannot be impeached? It is only ignoramus like you that fail to realize how cumbersome the process is to the extent that you regarded Saraki as Maradona just because of the nomenclature called 'Senate President'.

If it was difficult to remove GEJ who has Higher National Diploma in mumuism and cluelessless, how much more the General of all people who has majority in the House in which the impeachment process will begin?

Once again! Kids on nairaland nowadays tongue tongue tongue
Business › Re: CBN: Nigerian Banks, The Most Regulated In The World by Ephemmm: 11:31am On Sep 18, 2015
4bobo:
SO YOU MEAN HIS MONEY WAS ALSO TRAPPED?
Yes na, that was where majority of his saving during his football playing time lies. The man defrauded all of them.
Politics › Re: Saraki Fails To Stop Trial: Set To Be Arraigned Today by Ephemmm: 11:20am On Sep 18, 2015
FreeGlobe:
Saraki should man up start impeachment moves against the president.. The law says only an attorney general should authorize CCB prosecutions
Kids on nairaland nowadays....

Business › Re: CBN: Nigerian Banks, The Most Regulated In The World by Ephemmm: 11:18am On Sep 18, 2015
4bobo:
REGULATED BUT CHEATING CUSTOMERS THE MOST
.....YOU WILL BUY SOMETHING ONLINE AT THE RATE OF 225NAIRA/$, IF THE TRANSACTION IS CANCELLED, YOU WILL BE REFUNDED AROUND 190 NAIRA/$
..... THEY WILL SEND YOU SMS TO GREET YOU FOR XMAS OR BIRTHDAY, WHICH YOU NO SEND THEM, THEY WILL DEDUCT ALMOST 20 NAIRA PER SMS.... AND CBN, SIT BACK AND KEEP WATCHING THEM....

BUNCH OF THIEVES AND JOKERS, STEALING CUSTOMERS MONEY FROM THE DAY OF LORD LUGGARD

WHAT COUNTRY WILL EVEN TAKE THEM SERIOUS ANYWAY? IMAGINE SARAKI's SOCIETE GENERAL BANK, THAT PUT CRIES TO MANY FAMILIES FACE, CAME BACK UNDER NEW LEADERSHIP OF HERITAGE BANK, UNDER CBN'S WATCH AND YOU SAY WE WILL NOT TALK? REGULATION KO, DEREGULATED NI..
Jay Jay can never forgive that man called Saraki, honestly.
Politics › Re: Photos From President Buhari's Vsit To France by Ephemmm:
yorke1:
Baba picture aka body motion. Continue to enjoy parasite. I thought you said you will generate revenue to run the economy via your tomatoes and onions. Parasite!!! If not for oil, I doubt if I will be sharing same country with this parasite.
This zoo should break jor and let's go our seperate ways.



This zoo should break jor and let's go our seperate ways. Another Biafraraud lunatics on the loose tongue tongue tongue

Continue giving ultimatum: your eyes will soon clear by the time you become Biafra-chanting-ancestor tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Photos From President Buhari's Vsit To France by Ephemmm: 11:10am On Sep 18, 2015
idari:
This man has not done anytin since he assumed office,even the so called fight against corruption not even a single person has been put behind bars,almost 4 wasted months no single infrastructure has been put on ground,no policy,no direction,no future plan,no ministers,everytin is on stand still. I HERE BY FORMALLY DECLARE HIM "A CLUELESS MAN"
I HERE BY FORMALLY DECLARE HIM "A CLUELESS MAN" - You remember GEJ today tongue tongue tongue. Besides, can you show us the achievement(s) of your Burukutu drunkard in less than four months when he occupied the post of Presidency?
Politics › Re: These 20 Things Will Improve Your Life by Ephemmm: 11:07am On Sep 18, 2015
Okobaba1:
HERE ARE 20 THINGS YOU OUGHT TO DO THAT COULD HELP IMPROVE YOUR LIFE

1.) Befriend a successful person and take him/her to lunch

2.) Find a mentor and do what he/she says

3.) Start a date night with my spouse

4.) Write one page per day of my novel(if you are a writer)

5.) Exercise to relieve stress

6.) Read a book about selling

7.)Start a networking meeting weekly

8.) Do something kind to someone every day

9.) Read a positive development book for 30minutes per day.

10.) Plan the next day before you quit for today

11.) Listen to an instructional audio tape in your car

12.) Watch 60minutes less television

13.) Refuse to gossip. Speak only positively of others

14.) Write a thank you note to someone everyday

15.) Save at least 10 percent of your income

16.) Refuse to buy anything on credit that you cannot pay for in cash

17.) Create one multiple source of income per month

18.) Attend a mastermind group once a week

19.)Work on your goals every day

20.) Most of all, Pray

Feel free to add yours...

Cc: lalasticlala, Ishilove
21. Support Barcelona if you are a football fan: the clubs' success rate can never fall below par.
Properties › Re: Serene Land In An Estate. by Ephemmm: 10:58am On Sep 18, 2015
owateajumoke:
HAVILAH PARK & GARDEN ESTATE
This estate of the future is conceived to be a model for a serene gated and serviced residential community. The estate provides the appropriate blending for all aspects of interactive human activities which includes residential, commercial, educational, institutional, and recreational, inclusive of service.
It is a 120 acres estate, located at Mowe, a unique location, with easy access to Berger and Lagos-Ibadan expressway; it is estimated to be maximum of 3 minutes’ drive to link Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.
The estate is a product good thinking meeting opportunity. It is designed to satisfy the desire of the middle-class who loves aesthetics and splendor.
Title on the land: Land purchase agreement / irrevocable power of attorney donated by the customary owners.
Infrastructure:
- Perimeter Fencing – Sewage disposal system
- Electricity - Ultra modern borehole
- Recreational facilities - Environmental security
- Good Road Network, etc
The Benefits of the Scheme.
• Liberation from the canker worm of the ‘Omo oniles’
• No issue of fictitious Vendors
• Flexible Payment Plan
• Fast land appreciation for speculators
• No agency fees required.
• Burden of procuring C of O is completely removed.
Price: 630,000 for and outright payment, 150,000 for survey plan and legal documentation.
700,000 for installment.
Price: 630,000 for and outright payment, 150,000 for survey plan and legal documentation.
700,000 for installment.
Further explanation?
Politics › Re: Anti-graft War: Buhari In Dilemma Over Judges by Ephemmm: 9:43am On Sep 18, 2015
Flets:
Exactly how you know an inept and unserious government.

After spending over three months screaming probe on the pages of newspaper, they just realized they needed a working judiciary to achieve an anti-corruption probe.

When we said it back then that sanitizing the judiciary was the first move towards corruption fight... they called us wailers and further told us that Buhari will jail all of us as if we were in a military dispensation. Illiteracy is our biggest problem as a country
With domination in both upper and lower chamber for the past sixteen years, how far have you gone in sanitizing the judiciary? How many anti-corruption bills have been successfully enacted into law within such time frame? You knew this and you shut up when your ogogoro master was claiming he was fighting corruption through technology.

If good foundation has been laid, this present administration is supposed to move speedily, yet people like you without deep mental horizon are not ashamed of yourself: as clueless as ever.
Properties › Re: We Sell The Best Quality Bedsheet In Nigeria At Affordable Price by Ephemmm: 9:05am On Sep 18, 2015
bedsheetseller:
Call 08171685433 for prices and special discount for bulk buyers.
So the price is so high to the extent that you can't disclose it here? I thought you mean business.
Family › Re: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by Ephemmm: 2:29pm On Sep 17, 2015
MARKone:
OP sex every night? Me sef go complain, you wan finish the woman. You didn't indicate if she was like this while you were dating, you also need to realise that a lot of women do experience low libido, once the begin making babies, hormonal Fuckup they said. Stress associated with taking care of children and work related stress i.e if she is working. If you really want to be banging every night, probably you need to help out more in house hold chores, relieving of her duties, it helps. You guys might equally need to design a 'time table' for sex, twice a week or once sef, with self control, and lots of soy products, which will reduce your own libido, it is possible and you'll see her respect for you will increase.
@bolded after the longsuffering before marriage? God forbid bad thing.

If so, it is either I leave that house for her or she leaves.
Romance › Re: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by Ephemmm: 1:23pm On Sep 17, 2015
baibijay:
She will come back and say, "I tried to kiss my boyfriend and he went all violent on me" cheesy cheesy

Just kidding though!

Maybe one hell of a loyal guy and he thinks he is doing you righy by not showing any sexual behavior.

I actually agree with the try and kiss him part.
If you come out too obvious hr may resist and say .. " this is not you" tongue

But Isn't this why they say girls are complicated? You said no to sex or its equivalent and he is following your rules. You saying maybe he has a problem grin

Whatever the case is you really don't want to have a boring sex life(married or not). Esp when married.

So for your sake pray he is alright cheesy cheesy
You no dey Bleep am = u be mumu
You dey Bleep am gently = U no fit do well
You dey Bleep am wella = U are sex addict/your own too much

Woman=confusion in my own dictionary: any attempt to satisfy all their needs is like chasing a shadow tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Ministers Are Very Important And Not Noisemakers: A Reply To PMB by Ephemmm: 12:45pm On Sep 17, 2015
mrvitalis:
Tonye... the fact that people actually praise ur analysis shows the level of decay in Nigerian educational system
Let me educate u a little bit
1) a minister is a mere representative of the president in that ministry
2) the president can pass his directives or give instructions based on his manifesto to any ministery WITH OR WITHOUT A MINISTER
3) ministers are only needed when the president wants to reduce the work load on him.... And if the president is not complaining..... I wonder y u should.. ....
..
God bless you. What some fails to realize is that ministerial appointments are like the post of Non-Executive Directors who are just members of the board to bring balance and scrutiny to the activities of the Executive Directors and CEO.

Therefore, just like ministerial appointments, the presence of NEDs has little or no effect on the operational activities of the firm except in the aspect of decision making, the knowledge most of the occupants of the ministerial list have been lacking so far in their responsibilities.
Properties › Re: We Sell The Best Quality Bedsheet In Nigeria At Affordable Price by Ephemmm: 11:53am On Sep 17, 2015
What is the price for each?
Politics › Re: I Am Probing Amaechi Same Way Buhari Is Scrutinizing Jonathan’s Tenure – Wike by Ephemmm: 11:25am On Sep 17, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Illiterate, It's "removed" and it's "tribunal".

Most B00HARI supporters are illiterates.
Illiterate, it is 'Buhari' and 'election tribunal' tongue tongue tongue

Most GEJ's supporters lack deep mental horizons, honestly: clueless ever.
Politics › Re: Customs Officers' Residential Quarters In Abuja (Photos) by Ephemmm: 7:26pm On Sep 16, 2015
LMAyedun:
What has Jonathan got to do with this now..? Don't you pple get tired..? Jonathan is out of Gov't but u pple won't still allow him rest.

Same with APC and Buhari even after 3yrs of Buhari's cluelesssness, he will still be blaming GEJ. May God help Nigeria.
tongue tongue tongue It is shameful that these officers are living in these conditions since the days of GEJ and nothing has been done so far: CHANGE will get here in no distant time anyway.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan At Port Harcourt International Airport [photos] by Ephemmm: 6:36pm On Sep 16, 2015
erunz:
THATS MY FORMER PRESIDENT. RIDE ON SIR GOD IS WITH YOU.
tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: 33 Suppliers Of Foodstuffs To Boko Haram Arrested (Photos) by Ephemmm: 6:33pm On Sep 16, 2015
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OZAOEKPE:
"PMB is BH, BH is PMB". Quote me anywhere.
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This sexually starved dog has started barking again.
Politics › Re: Protest Going On On LAGOS STATE Secretariat Road (pictures) by Ephemmm: 6:13pm On Sep 16, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"agbaje begged them to vote for him, they refused, they voted for tinubu and his houseboy. Tinubu lost his powers at federal level, he wants to milk lagos as he's milking osun state, I only want to wish the workers happy suffering in advance. Tinubu must be paid, and thousands will be sacrificed to please one greedy old idiat called tinubu". Quote me anywhere.
Must everything be attributable to Tinubu? What has Tinubu has to do with protesting on Tariff that is exclusively under the control of FG? I wonder how some Nigerians reason through their anus.

It seems you are suffering from an organized system which can send someone back to Otueke called - Tinubulitarianism tongue tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: View Of BIAFRA From An EDO Perceptive by Ephemmm: 5:33pm On Sep 16, 2015
CSTR2:
You have a problem with comprehension.
The buhari emergence has not favoured yoruba generlly so i don't know how voting for buhari is helping yoruba interests.
GEJ was from the south, representing southern interests, buhari was from the north representing northern interests.
The fact that the yorubas supported the fulani buhari at the expense of GEJ only tends to a slave mentality.
Most of buhari appointments has been skewed towards the north anyway.
Anyway, i can see why you would think voting buhari would help yoruba interest due to osibanjo.
But then buhari has been largely northcentric so far.
'Most of buhari appointments has been skewed towards the north anyway'. Mr Comprehension, can you show us how appointments under GEJ whom they voted for in 2011 favour South West over other major tribes if that is the reason why Yorubas are slaves to Hausas?
Politics › Re: View Of BIAFRA From An EDO Perceptive by Ephemmm:
CSTR2:
It is a matter of interest not necessarily tribe.
Tribes only support leaders that support their interest, which is what the north has been doing for decades.
OBJ was supported by the SE because he supported our interests.
OBJ was hated by the SW because he did not support their interest.
'Yorubas are wise for pepertual servitude to the Hausa / Fulani. ...truly my fetish people are born clowns and Hausa / Fulani slave'
"It is a matter of interest not necessarily tribe"

Can you now see how you have been contradicting yourself through your previous assertions? Kids on nairaland nowadays tongue tongue tongue tongue

However, why castigating Yorubas for voting against GEJ if it is a matter of interest? It is in their interest to vote GEJ in 2011 on the first hand, but remember that it is also their interest to vote PMB in 2015 on the other hand.

It is high time you concentrates on deepen your mental horizon.
Politics › Re: Presidency Orders Immediate Payment Of Govt Workers' Salaries, Allowances by Ephemmm: 5:16pm On Sep 16, 2015
When you have a real President, everything becomes real.
Politics › Re: Four Edo APC Lawmakers Defect To PDP by Ephemmm: 5:02pm On Sep 16, 2015
Oshiomole your time is over, PDP ready to take over in 2016

There is no crime in dreaming: when the cheeps are down, your eyes shall be opened tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Buhari Can’t Stop Us – MASSOB by Ephemmm: 5:01pm On Sep 16, 2015
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Politics › Re: View Of BIAFRA From An EDO Perceptive by Ephemmm: 5:00pm On Sep 16, 2015
CSTR2:
OBJ was not there to satisfy yoruba interests. He never did.
So there is no servitude there.
Infact, his govt was very igbo-centric in appointments.
And yes, he got there without yoruba help.
The question is not about the policy of an administration: it is about which tribe is ruling. So, OBJ is now Hausa or Igbo! What a fallacy of misinterpretation of tribe.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Destined To Fail –fani-kayode by Ephemmm: 4:57pm On Sep 16, 2015
This dog has been realeased from its cage again.
Politics › Re: View Of BIAFRA From An EDO Perceptive by Ephemmm: 4:54pm On Sep 16, 2015
CSTR2:
The eight years of OBJ rule was not a product of yoruba help. Yorubas never liked him.
Tinubu fought him all through.
Infact his major support base in the south was the south east, which also reflected in his appointments.
Anyway, Political power in Nigeria is rubbish as the leaders can't leverage on it for their people anyway . I'd rather have economic power.
'The eight years of OBJ rule was not a product of yoruba help' - Good! you can now see how illogical your reasoning is: can we now call Hausas Yoruba's slaves too?
Politics › Re: Just In.pipeline Vandals Kill Seven DSS Operatives In Lagos. by Ephemmm: 4:41pm On Sep 16, 2015
dialfa:
Hahahaha

I always love news of bad thing happening to the zoo people

Properties › Re: A Room And Palour by Ephemmm: 4:39pm On Sep 16, 2015
artisticallyart:
Sango Ota!!! it is far to the Island.
It is the boundary between Ogun and Lagos state.
Politics › Re: View Of BIAFRA From An EDO Perceptive by Ephemmm: 4:38pm On Sep 16, 2015
yorubatic:
To my fetish sophisticated yoruba people logic, benin republic is deluded for not merging with Nigeria, Togo is deluded for not merging with nigeria, even ghana, niger, chat and etc are all deluded for not merging with nigeria. ...and Biafrans are deluded for wanting to part ways with nigeria, But
Yorubas are wise for pepertual servitude to the Hausa / Fulani. ...truly my fetish people are born clowns and Hausa / Fulani slave

Since this change, change mantra started , I have found out that my fetish yoruba people who chant the change mantra loudest are still the same evil people protesting and crying because of hunger. ...what is wrong with my evil yoruba people...my yoruba people are truly cursed to be slaves of Hausa-Fulani forever
Yorubas are wise for pepertual servitude to the Hausa / Fulani. ...truly my fetish people are born clowns and Hausa / Fulani slave

In this modern political dispensation, Yoruba has ruled for 8 years as a President, likewise serving as Speaker and Vice President: how is it logical to call them Fulani's slave if your sense of reasoning is still functioning as a son of Bifraraud who has not even sat on the throne of Presidency?
In your own myopic thinking, we can logically call them Ijaw-slave when they refused to vote for PMB in 2011 too. Anyway, I know what happened to you: see it below tongue tongue tongue

Politics › Re: Buhari: Civil Servants Do Most Of The Work, Ministers Make A Lot Of Noise by Ephemmm:
SeverusSnape:
I've said it times without number, B00HARI remains a dictator, A Leopard can never change its spots. The man is so parochial in nature and his dictatorial tendencies is glaring for all to see.

He wants to run the show all by himself. Funny enough, His hordes of zombies supports this his decision. Besides, his "body language" and odour are already performing wonders.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 1984. smiley
How is he running the show by himself if I may ask? It is only a man without deep mental horizons that can be reasoning the same way you are doing. Your assertion is like a mad man calling the right thinking man a 'mad-man' tongue tongue tongue. Besides, the way people like your rush to conclusion by mere looking at the headline shows how primitive your thinking is as I am sure you won't be opening your mouth like this if the whole article was properly read and digested. tongue tongue tongue

The question you are supposed to ask yourself is that - what are the functions of Ministers and Advisers which are not know or obvious to Permanent Secretaries who have been in the system for more than 20-30 years? Your assertion is like saying that the CEO/MD of a company will not have more knowledge about the operational activities of a firm than the NEDs who might not even step the organization more than two or three times in a year. What an illogical conclusion!

These sets of people have worked with different administrations whether governors, Presidents, ministers etc. Their experience can never be compared with those elected Governors and ministers who are just coming in as a freshers. For your information, ministerial position is like been a Non-Executive Director of a company: their presence in the day-to-day activities is not necessarily needed all the time.

Get your fact right.
Romance › Re: I Think I Am A Misogynist. by Ephemmm: 12:52pm On Sep 16, 2015
hbpeze:
I am starting to think I am a Misogynist.for over 6 years now I have been harsh to the female folks both in Nigeria and abroad. its not that I don't have female friends I do . But I hate every bone in their body . well my mum really have noticed it when she saw me watching a program on dstv that talks about serial killers and rapists and has advised me to give the female folks a trial.but it's as if there is a part of me that actually disagrees with. her.for those of you that have been active will notice that 90 percent of my posts are against the ladies.even the guys that supports the pussies gets bashed also.

how do I be a normal guy again.i am not asking for a relationship or a foolish girlfriend . just want to be neutral in my thinking.

cc-cutehector,misspicy,prettythicksme,lalasticlala please help me.
You don't need to listen to all advises given here on nairaland: simply pick the one that you prefer. As someone that have been in your shoe prior to this time, I will suggest you find out more about the unconditional love the Christ had for humankind if you are a Christian. Through this understanding, you will not only love yourself, but also your neighbours. However, you will realize that whatever you do to one of your neighbours, is done for God and vice versa.

From there, the radiance of this knowledge will start expanding daily towards mankind whether consciously or unconsciously.

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