₦airaland Forum

vanstanzy:
You no go kill pesin with laff! Nigerians indeed love fantasy. i know its the graphic cartoon adverts by the APC that caught these Nigerians like a web.

I dey tell you guy, dont get me wrong GMb might have the good of the nation at heart but he still think its the 80 where his words count, fact is his words don't count, he can even be removed if he under performs,The quicker Nigeria realizes this is true and we are in democracy the better for all of us to open our eyes to the tune that change starts from within from me and you, look at my voting card bellow see how easy they make life in the Uk,I can even ask a person to go and vote on my behalf if I'm working or ill.

Koroaso:
********NIGERIANS ARE NOT FOOLS************

********WE WANT REAL DEMOCRACY***********

********WE WANT OIL PROCEEDS TO BE USED ONLY FOR NATIONAL DEVELOPMENT***************

********YOU ARE NOT FOOLING US WITH YOUR SILLY DEMOCRACY WHEN A FEW PRIVATE iNDIVIDUALS OWN ALL THE OIL BLOCS IN THE COUNTRY************

*******USE OIL PROCEEDS TO DEVELOP THE NATION AND PROVIDE JOBS INSTEAD OF TRYING TO COLLECT MORE FROM THE MASSES INFORM OF TAXES*********

********WHAT SACRIFICES DID YOU MAKE AS PRESIDENT 7 PRIVATE JETS? OR 1 BILLION NAIRA FOR FOOD BUDGET**********

********NIGERIANS STAND UP TO YOUR RIGHTS, BUHARI AND JONATHAN SHOULD TELL US ALL THE PEOPLE WITH OIL WELLS/BLOCS IN THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA************

*********IF NOT THEN THE WHOLE DEMOCRACY IS A FRAUD THE SAME DICTATORS ARE STILL PULLING THE STRINGS OF THE SO CALLED DEMOCRACY***********

*********NIGERIAN OIL BELONGS TO NIGERIANS********

GMB/PYO
2015.

Guy, we already know the o wners of the OIl Blocs,%90 Northerners you want the list I have it

whitecat1:
You are suffering from extremely low self worth. You could be typing from anywhere. You don't strike me as someone who has anything going for him, short man syndrome is written all over you. You come across as an insecure underachiever! Immigrants who are doing well don't come online to make a general statement like that. What's next? Post your UK address and pictures of you in front Mcdonald's? Bush man, there's nothing you have contributed that can't be said by a person with good ears that hasn't travelled out of Nigeria! People like you take stories of returnees and make them yours. If "UK is where men break even", US must be where kings are made then!

ahahah guy check my Old post,no need to talk plenty,US has no money for people trying to break Even,ask in your own town check where the guys who build houses and set up Biz come from,this reality check, tell me how many of them come from the US relative to those who come from the UK.Check the minimum wage in the Uk compare it with that of USA?we can come on holiday in the USA but I dare say it would be a struggle for the USA guys to come to the UK for Holiday, talking about McDonald's, lol dnt you have it in the USA?Guy you just land USA no worry, I give you ten years you statement will change to there is nowhere like home,me I have done my time abroad , and Im chilling with my Orijin with my family back in PHC,I'm in the UK every now and then to do one or two things.So you better prepare your exit plans B4 insulting people like me who are telling you the truth about living in the west,like I said, I came abroad when I was 23 years old that was 1999 so Oga as you can see, we are diff fish in diff rivers.If you like don't save up your money and build a good home for yourself and parents back home if they don't already own theirs , spend it on groove,big T shirt clubs,Timberlands and big rental apartments,You will one day wake up and its 10 years abroad no life,when you get back to 9ja that's if you get documented all your mates you thought where dying have their nice houses and families kids and all that, then you will realize the train just left the station and you aint on it.At that point you will realize you've been very stupid common sense U no get.

ikechukwu354:
the promblem is I dont get why nigerians voted someone after hearing unrealistic talks, I can see my country loves fantacy... its high time we stop dreaming and start setting goals... #iHateIlliterates

Bro I tire, the thing is GEJ had a rd plan and was going through that direction bit by bit,Nigerians thought it was too slow and bought into the magician's claims of miracles.We aint even started he is now aware of the enormous task ahead and already making excuses.Im saying this without losing no sleep GMB will fail big time cos he has no Economic plans and has little or no persons who has the growth of Nigeria at heart.he has been used as a front by certain individuals,Its ironic how people think he is going to put people i n jail when he don't even have the single power to make one new Law.

wakacome:
Oh so lai mohammed is now the buhari you mentioned earlier?or the incoming president??

Guy relax, if any senior member of APC says this is the aim of the FG then it is said by APC, if not the leader would come out to fault these claims, where they refuse to then they are all in agreement to the said statement.

hijodedios:
hahaha abeg guy help tell am say tunisia no be europe ooo

sonnusd:
hello,
i needed a travel advice, i had overstayed my student visa in UK by 5 months and voluntarily left the country in december 2010 after completing my degree.
since then i have had a steady employment in kuwait, been married and visited countries like singapore and Dubai.
me and my wife now wish to travel to Berlin, Germany for a holiday in the coming months .
i would like to know if the overstay in UK will affect my visit visa and travels to other European countries. and if so, how long ?
thank you for your advice.

GO on and apply, I do not think its going to be significant, if it arises as an issue prepare a good explanation why you could not leave in time.

whitecat1:
Girl, You obviously don't know what you are saying! I feel you are insecure about something, maybe newly deported or still looking for visa, but I doubt you are outside Nigeria. Who broadcast work permit when the permanent residence and citizenship are still long way away? You have been there for 15 years and now just getting a work permit? Your stories don't add up. You smell of crisis and must state your problem so we can figure out how to help you. And whose business is it my choice of water? Forget well water, I can't drink sachet water and some bottle water, hit your head on the wall! You have many problems but Uk is not one of them!

Guy you B proper OLODO your are sooo full of yourself you , you fail to see the Bit I even said my WIFE, U did not even bother to find out if I was Male or female,I'm male for sanity sake more so yes I have spent a total of 15 years outside of Nigeria so I know what Im on about talking about being deported ahaha guy you are very funny, I recon you have no clue of the harsh reality of living abroad hence you result in name calling which is one of the attribute of people who cant put up points to support their arguments they seldom result in name calling and sand ducking just as you just proved.Go to the travel sections and see advice and help I have given to people on there, go to the Auto section and see my post there, also go to the political section you will see my post there.If you also bother to check my profile you will realize I'm amongst the first 50 people to register on Nairaland when it started.Saying UK is not one of your problem I have traveled round most places where we hustle,I stand to be corrected,UK is where MEN brake even

Mine was in the City

hijodedios:
what is this one talking about? from which country are you posting from? maybe you can talk about your part of europe but definetly not my part,i dont agree with you at all in some of the points you raised,i do not know where you got your statistics from but its absolutely wrong,78 per cent of nigerians are what? well i will just say you are talking about yourself and not about nigerians living abroad,again did i hear you say being married to oyibo will make you not to go to nigeria? brother abeg talk what you know,thats absolutely not true.

Bros the guy dey Tunisia hence his reference.

whitecat1:
You said 'work Jan to Nov, buy your ticket and you will have extra for pocket money". So what does that mean? Some people don't even have to stay for 11 months before going home. I have a friend that goes to Nigeria 3 times a year and told me that she announced when she got home that "they(the kidnappers)would lose if they attempt to abduct her, cos she has no money and America doesn't pay ransome" The fear is real, friend. You don't know anything about the system, if you do, you would have known that it's different stroke for different people. In all my years, I have never thought of how people should go home and when, so I don't quite get your point. but one thing I do know is that you are very wrong for throwing figures in the air, and that makes you come across as very irresponsible. You just got here! How many people do you actually know that would tell you their legal status? I for one just know about my close friends. I can't really say much about security in the US cos, I work and live in the city, all I have between my home and job is less than 15mins. I go out with a company at nights and have never been robbed or attacked.

Guy I will repeat again speak of what you know, who told you I don't k now the system, my wife and family are in PH, Im in Nigeria min 4 times a year, I don't live in the UK I only work here, so what are you on about security as if its not same Nigeria I fly in and out every now and then abi nah Moon you dey.Guy I have lived abroad for over 15 years so don't come here saying I'm being irresponsible, I should be the one lecturing you on the western ways of living.If you are talking about kidnappers well I live in PH my parents are in Delta stae, so I travel fru the east west rd down SS when I go see them each time I get in 9ja why them never kidnap me, I also travel with my daughter who is 12 years Old and Mix race nothing don happen for all the times,STOP dont be amongst those people wey dey form say they cant drink well water sake of say them come from abroad,there is nowhere like Home full stop.

shadowhunter15:
My parents came in their 40s with us kids and were able to become successful in less than ten years...they also came from an impoverished background in Edo State...

where they hustlers when they arrived?moreso how old where you kids when you arrived I presumed you must be under 16 when you did.I also presume they had the right to work when they arrived in teh first instance, to me that's not the group I refer to as hustlers, I'm talking of guys who get here with Visiting VISAS.AKA no right to work.

Lucasbalo:
You just hit a Grandslam. The OP is speaking for himself and his ilks not for majority of Nigerians. I grew up in Chitown and have an MBA from Loyola and work as an investment adviser in a big hedge fund firm in Chicago. I have friends across all fields including Physicians, Lawyers , Engineers, Nurses, Accountants and even people working manual jobs. There is dignity in labor as long as it's legal. Most of the guys I know are either US citizens or Green Card holder. I have business investments not only in Nigeria but S/A. I am a constant visitor to the two countries. So, the OP can speak for himself and his other low life friends of his. He's not talking about majority of the guys I know here in Chicagoland.

Thank you very much, well said, when you decide to leave your country and live amongst cleaners, what did they think you will become ,a cleaner ofcos if you did not brake away from the circle of low lifers.

buddy221:
De op jst said hIs mind frm his own point of view and I dnt knw y some pple here ar busting there brains. Wen de op said ABROAD I believe he is referring to evry part Of de world and nt jst de US. Or na only US be abroad? I strongly believe dat once u ar out of Nigeria den u ar in abroad, and dis abroad includes Malaysia, Japan,china,Senegal,tunisia, USA,Iran,Iraq.. Etc....! De op dd nt state de country he is staying and some pple here have jst concluded he is in de US. For de guy dat claimed he is burn in de UK and brought up in Nigeria... Tank ur God. For ur information, evrybody is nt born like dat. De op is right..75% traveled illegally.

Bro don't waste ur energy taking references for this guy the Op, He is a frequent liar.more so for your % of travelers who are illegal you are dead wrong, most people travel with genuine papers in the first instance and over stay their VISa that's when you become illegal.Gone are the days of Oluwole

tsdarkside:
ohh yes..i mean,what i write..nigerians,when they leave to go abroad,their aura is very strong and vital..but as soon that they reach abroad,their vital energie sink to a dangerous level...i see it happen every time..and they tell me alot of scary storys....

btw...this is a forum for nigerians...thats why its called...nairaland..you get it...

am not here to please the whole world...for me the rest of the world can go KILL THEM SELFS....i dont give a rats ass...

Take a chill Pill,its nairaland and it is not meant for only Nigerians, its meant for Nigerians and friends of Nigerians, speak of what you know stop embarrassing the rest of us.

buddy221:
De op jst said hIs mind frm his own point of view and I dnt knw y some pple here ar busting there brains. Wen de op said ABROAD I believe he is referring to evry part Of de world and nt jst de US. Or na only US be abroad? I strongly believe dat once u ar out of Nigeria den u ar in abroad, and dis abroad includes Malaysia, Japan,china,Senegal,tunisia, USA,Iran,Iraq.. Etc....! De op dd nt state de country he is staying and some pple here have jst concluded he is in de US. For de guy dat claimed he is burn in de UK and brought up in Nigeria... Tank ur God. For ur information, evrybody is nt born like dat. De op is right..75% traveled illegally.

The OP do not live i n the US he lives in Tunisia, North Africa, what did he expect, his stuff is full of lies, he seeks attention

rabimlomo:
I am sorry to say but you make absolutely no sense.

ahah there goes the head under Sand, not much to be expected is there

Eruditor:
They knocked out about 350K barrels in total at their peak period of militancy. If Production dropped to 700-800K does it not show that production should have been between 1-1.1M as I had earlier said?

Now Yar Adua signed an amnesty deal and the activities still continued. GEJ came with his largess and let these militants carter as much as 400K per day just so Nigeria could produce between 1.5-1.9M, tell me is that good governance? And what is to say if the full armour of the military is directed at the militants Nigeria will do any less than the 1.5M?

Men, stop over-exaggerating the effect of these militants. Especially when we have to consider who they're going to be fighting with should this show of shame linger.

bross no Oil flow no war, check the Americans, they dont go whee there is no oil to finance thier fight

CHIAAGRO:
"LET ME SOUND THIS WARNING,NIGERIANS HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH,ANY GROUP THAT INSTIGATE VIOLENCE WILL GET A TOTAL PROOF THAT I AM A GRADUATE OFTHE BIGGEST WAR COLLEGE IN THE WORLD(united nations war college)! IF ANY ONE HAS ANY ISSUE,FORWARD IT AND WE WILL TACKLE IT AMICABLY! BOKOHARAM WILL SOON TEST THE REALITY AND STRENGTH OF OUR MILLITARY THAT HAS NEVER LOST ANY BATTLE HOME AND ABROAD!" -president BUHARI on BBC

guy relax that na initial gragra come the creek you go kno say na same same witj vietnam chey Americans run from vietnam

benedima1990:
Urhobo, I laff ona no b small

Sebi ona remember wetin obasanjo do timaya and hin people that time.

No forget say GMD na another mad crazy ex military man oooo

Chaiiii

I jus pray make wetin ona dey do no mark the end of Urhobo people wen my boy buhari come to power on may 29




Make ona continue..... I dey watch ona like America action movie

You seem to forget so soon, was that not the birth of militancy in the ND? don't be ignorant, no war had ever been won in the battle field, its always in a round table talk, hence militancy was kept quiet mayB until now.

eagleeye2:
Lekwa grammar.
Compensated beyond measure, when It's Hausa/Fulani that's controling the oil blocs.... It's alright.

Dont mind those fools

khalleb:
that was under yadua where are they during obj's tenure

I don't understand what you just wrote upstairs kindly re phrase.

rabimlomo:
And did you see yorubas threatening anyone during gej's regime?

I never asked my question as a direct result of threats rather as contribution of ones leadership, so I ask again, what has baba Iyabo done for the yoruba race beside sleeping with his Son's Wife?

khalleb:
they can't try it during the people's general tenure kos they know sey kaki no be leather

Did you watch the Amnesty hand over? did you see the Guns these guys have?

Themaingate:
you are sick for sure

Take two tablets of JEGAQUIN, but if symtoms persist after 3days then your name na Orubebe


JUST A SENTENCE FROM SAI BABA SAYING GO AND LEVEL THEM AND YOU GUYS ARE GUNNER

TO HELL WITH ASARI

But don't you think this is democracy and it has evolved in Nigeria a bit with recent events? Reps and senates from that areas will not agree to that, dont you think so?

olassy239:
oooo is it..I thought it was because govt not errr



go find out the cause of militancy itself
Google is your frnd

I'm from the ND, I don't need Google, I recon you should try Google, stop chatting bout stuff either you don't know or too young to comprehend.

rabimlomo:
A question I've been wanting to ask--- Jonathan, your kinsman was at the top level of govt for 8 years. Did he do anything for you guys? I sincerely want to know.

We should ask same of OBJ first what to do the Sums of years of his rule? what did OBJ do for the yoruba nation in his whole entire life till 2morrow?

olassy239:
I still clearly remember how obabsonjo flush an entire village in ijaw bayelsa


go ask ur brother timaya.,he will explain better

Was that not the Birth of Militancy in the ND?

Toktee:
OK,LET ASARI FIRE HIS GUN,AND SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN,NIGERIA CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT OIL,DO YOU THNK BOKOHARAM ARE FINANCING THEIR WAR AGAINST NIGERIA USING UR OIL?
Open ur eyez.

guy be honest she you see BH guns, you nor see the militants Guns? BH get anyones like that?

khalleb:
buhari no be Gej or yaradua


beware of Kiri kiri

Guy I pray one Day you encounter these Militants from the ND that day I swear you go know say the Police are truly your friends.

MichaelSokoto:
MEND iz not threatenin any sabotage, neither iz d fat buffon threatenin war, iz jez dat eediot nairalander dat I was quotin. A wasted sperm he is!

Bro I hear you but this so called fat Buffon is threat just by him talking, have you seen the pipe lines how easy they are to just cut through?We really don't want the youths i n this region to return to militancy, I recon what Asari is on about is the contracts he has and the newly found life style of teh ex militias.if these ongoing works by GEJ was cut short then we have a problem but if they are left or made better then happy days.

Richard6:
I suggest he should wait and watch the direction in which buhari's dministration will go, how the General will lead, rule and favour all nigerians generally, the positive change he will bring generally before he unleashes what he wants to unleash...if buhari goes contrary to doing what will benefit all nigerians generally, I wil fully support Asari in any actions he takes.

Well said, proper Son of your father.