₦airaland Forum

Haywhymido:
u see it depends on d type of person u r. If u do watch football u will understand how i will analyse dis, d same set of defenders dat do make costa angry on d pitch which do lead to him stamping dem with his foot. Are d same ones drogba joke with on d pitch even after stamping,holding him down. Dat is human differences. What u can take i may nt be able to take it n vice versa. No right thinking human being shd play with things some people hold with respect n honour. If u r to pass ur comment on such pass witout insulting dem. I think it is written in ur bible to honour thy parent. Now tell me what makes u think dat u can honour urs n disrespect mine, not to talk of some people's holy prophet.

Bross Answer the question YES or NO. all this long thing no make sense however you twist it, No one has the God given right to end another persons life when his is not at risk.There is nothing to suggest the said attackers where at risk at anyone time.This is a total reaction to Dumbness and senseless.

Oklander:
Things were peaceful, then a re.tar.ded hypocrite woke up to provoke, insult billions of people and call it freedom of speech, and we say we want peace… smh.

In your own words plz tell us what the so called idiot said or did to provoke billions of people? and who ended up dead?

bigfrancis21:
Hey, can you translate these proverbs directly into Urhobo?

make i add,
* Rain Fall E nor full drum anh Dew?
* Nor B only one person mama dey die 4 night
* Who dey shake coconut tree nah E head E dey shake
* Lizard fall from up nobody praise am nah E shake E head
* Dem nor dey take brokos try cutlass medicine

dejii01:
Whenever I speed, the thought of my brakes failing keeps me in check. The thought of it scares the hell out of me. I don't wish it for anyone.

I have seen a horrible brake failure related accident. It was an eyesore.

*pukes*

Always check your brake system regularly, this will help

Nicepoker:
Don't try to downshift the transmission on automatic when vehicle is on motion. U will end up damaging the gear train. Don't even think of the emergency brake. Applying the rear brakes without the front brakes will skid ur vehicle over.

My exact thought,Plz guy never touch you hand brake, thats is flip in motion, those stunts pulled on you tube with hand brakes goes with front brakes being applied

make Unu go Black market, at least na wetin the common man dey face day in day out,see the rich also cry abi? if una like make un close una company,me I go still fly Lufthansa from London to PHC no shaking,silly Airline.

situationroom:
buhari and APC succeeded in driving up the level of awareness and alertness of Nigerians to 90% by criticizing everything the previous administration did....he should get ready cos we will all be watching closely from day one

I dey tell u, now if garri increase by N1 we go blam Buharri,I can just see the criticism at its highest peak we all dey watch,I cant fit wait till N1=$dollar

Equalizer:
That's good news.. let the price rise so that $1 will be equal to #1...

ahahaha and the musk say Amen

7Alexander:
Nigerians never cease to amaze me. He is doin well for himself, in a legal way, thats all that matters. SPEAKING GOOD AND CORRECT ENGLISH DOES NOT PUT FOOD ON YOUR TABLE. Nawao

Thank you very much, this guy is very talented for someone who refused to go abroad via sponsorship of science and believed in his dreams.Doing good is good Business and that pic is his report card,for all we know he is properly more educated than many of us.

cococandy:
It is quite a big generalization but some of them are true.
You guys should stop complaining and work on the few ones that apply to you on that list.
If by any chance all of them apply to you, pls don't marry o so that you won't kill someone's daughter

Question for you Ma, have you dated any man that has any of the above?

Nickymezor:
...pls get lost okay? Tnx

Another manner-less She goat,Must you use dismissive insults when putting your views across?

for those of you who think he started today read this
Francis Agoda, more commonly known as I Go Dye, was born in the late 1970s in Abraka, Ethiope East Local Government Area of Delta State, Nigeria. He attended the Ighogbadu Primary School, then for his secondary education he moved to the College Of Commerce in Warri, Delta State, where he became the zonal project manager of Junior Engineering Technical Society (JET Club). At an early age, he invented a flying helicopter, a hover craft ship, a radio transmitter and a battery table fan, which earned him a scholarship to study structural engineering at university in New York. However, he declined the offer, a decision that was frowned upon by his family.[2]

I Go Dye started out at a time when comedy in Nigeria wasn't looked at much and wasn't seen as a means to achieving livelihood--comedians in general were earning relatively low income. However, he continued to pursue his passion, until he was invited to join the Press Literary Art Drama Debating Society (PLADDS). He soon became PLADD's Programme Director. His membership to the organization helped him to further hone his skill in comedy.[3]
Career

He started his comedy career in 1991 at the age of 13 in Delta State Television, DTV Top Show with veteran broadcaster Tunde Omonode. He also became co-host presenter of a programme called Mock News every Saturday, together with his friend Otaghware Otas Onodjayeke, fondly called I Go Save. Later, I Go Dye got a contract to perform in the first comedy club in Nigeria, the Prest Motel in Benin City, where he was paid one thousand Naira per show. He gained popularity on media stations and on one occasion when he went to perform at the University Of Benin, he met Baba Kome who shared the idea of performing in Night of A Thousand Laughs. He auditioned for Night of Thousand Laughs, and was rejected four times by the organizers of the event. Opa Williams (organizer of Night of a Thousand Laughs) took I Go Dye to the Pre-Reel Award to watch his performances when Azuh Arinze of National Encomium Magazine gave him an opportunity to perform at the Pre-Reel award, where he overwhelmed the audience. After this, Opa Williams signed a contract with him to perform in the forthcoming Night of a Thousand Laughs 2000. Consequently, he was also made to perform at the REEL AWARD and the AMEN Award of 2000. Opa Williams also presented a special award to him as the most outstanding comedian that was featured in the show. [4] His introduction into the Night Of a Thousand Laughs and his performances earned him a place in the comedy industry of Nigeria, and he became a sought-after comedian by events promoters in Europe. His first European tour was with Ehizoya Golden Entertainment, which took him across nine countries and 18 cities in Europe in 2005. He was also invited by NIEDO France to perform during the UNESCO Cultural Week.

I Go Dye has been featured in MTV Africa Music Awards[5] and also in opening and closing shows of the world's notable musicians including Akon, Boyz II Men, 50-Cent, Rick Ross, The Game, Kelly Rowland and others.[6] He has won Creative Award in Africa (CAN), African Best Comedian, TV People Golden Award (New York), Best Creative Comedian In Africa, the NIDOE-SPAIN Award for his contribution to the upliftment of Nigerian cultural and artistical values, the Nigeria Best Comedian Award (NEA AWARD),[7] National Comedy Award (NCA), Best Comedian In Nigeria, Best Niger-Delta Comedian, and many more. I Go Dye is now among the UN MDGs Ambassadors around the world working to actualize the objectives of the United Nation. [8] In September, I Go Dye was pictured with the Cross River Governor Liyel Imoke at The Nigeria Ireland Carnival in Dublin.[9]

Nickymezor:
His wife n kid re cute...hez jst dere sha

SOme people wey dey rake here I go die fine pass thier guy in real life, plust arrange pass them sef talk is cheap

firstEVA:
My God, how did this very pretty lady marry I go die who cannot make a complete sentence in simple and correct English?

ah are you joking or serious, who told you he cant make a sentence,fyi since catching fame he went back to school and got his 1st degree,he did not sit on his ass, he is a warri boy so the pidgin will always come first as that was what brought him fame,hate him or love him.

jpphilips:
Take it easy? naa I am allergic to m0r0ns.

You seem to have an idea how it works but most of your examples are not quintessential to the subject. china is sufficiently reducing their dependence on foreign raw materials, the more you depend on foreign raw materials, a devalued currency will surely hurt your economy.

The advantage of a devalued currency is that it makes your products cheap to attract patronage, the reverse is the case when you devalue first then import the raw materials, the whole aim is defeated.

China depends on foreign oil to run her refineries with a devalued currency, petrol in China will never be cheap.

aahah allergic to mor0ns lol, well yeh petrol will never be cheap but that was what they said about coal back in the days,any how I think Nigeria is heading in teh right direction with progress made slowly but surly if not the likes of me wont be coming back to Nigeria to live and invest.

breadandbutter:
[b]I watched with sadness how thousands of innocent people died in Nepal from that earth quake and it makes me wonder if God really finds joy in the death of people. The so called God is claimed to be alpha and omega but how come he sits dumbly and lazily and watch people they claim he worked so hard to create die like fowls Many Nigerians are deep into the belief of this dead God that they no longer use their brains when commenting on tragedies because they have all been brainwashed into believing their existence is owed to a fable God sold to them by Isrealites who are far worse in commiting crimes against humanity in terms of war and killing innocent people. A four month old baby survived the earth quake and i was surprised to see some people thanking God for her survival
Thank God for killing over 5thousand people and saving a 4 months old Africans are so mentally lazy that they call an imaginary Dumb God in everything. FuCck the foolish God for watching innocents die while watching. that is if the furker called God even exist. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH GOD FOR HIS WICKEDNESS IF HE TRULY EXIST. nonsense [/b]

It un educated to talk of other people's belief in such fashion weather you believe i n it or not,we all have the right to practice whatever religion we believe in and so do you.The most silly ideology is to say what you believe in is better or superior to what others believe in.

spyder880:
l would say yes and no. Depending on what you draw on your building plan.

Appreciated bro,I see you was i n ESUTh, I finished from there 1999 Mech Engin

spyder880:
Plot measures an average of 60 x100. My mission is to see a site for a planned building, but we have plans to set up a similar estate plan in Awka later this year.

would you say 50x100 would contain 2x 1 bed flat under ,2x2 bed above and 3 bed duplex o n the side?

jpphilips:
I think you have a lot to learn from people who you are referring to as illetrates because your emptiness knows no bounds.
It is industrialization before you devalue your currency, it only favors export when you have already manufactured them, the problem with your opinion is that you forgot that the manufacturers will import raw materials, equipments and pay expert levies, in a devalued economy, those three costs are enough to shut you down. Togo, Niger and Chad developed countries? since when?
Now, stop calling people illetrates when you have the IQ of a tadpole.

Take it easy on the guy bro, we are all learning .Anyway to place and argument in you stated reason above, I will say this,Import is a necessity weather valuing or devaluing one's economy, every developed nation import,so therefore I will like to refer to import as a constant not a variable,But Export would be a variable and not a constant when Import of certain goods is more than export of other goods, government round the world tend to stimulate the economy, one sure ways of doing this is to devalue the currency to checkmate the tide.Today china is the highest importer of Iron and steel plus Oil,we as Nigerians are importing machines yes and expertise and exporting less of what we have i n abundance,ie Raw materials which we cannot exhaust in our life time.Check costarica k now for exporting bananas, check teh Caribbeans the o nly thing they have to export is tourism, same as Egypt.SO if we have good governance,monitory policies,we have more than enough to earn us foreign exchange.We could do that with,cassava,carrots,rice,banana,ground nut, palm nuts/oil,fish,timber,leather,coal,butumem,rubber.coco,yam,Iron n steel,glass,tourism,textile,electric cables,the list goes on and on bro,if this good policies are adhered to,we wont even need to beg anybody to come and buy, market forces will drag them here as i n the case of china,I have to buy whole sale from china to get a business Visa I have to pay their ministry of foreign affairs $700 to get an invite from the government just imagine and its me who is doing the buying,however same stuff is made and sold in the Uk but its cheaper to buy from china as they have a lower currency.

Boyooosa:
is there any economist in the house? sir, can u please summarize the whole manifesto in word? Is our Economy growing on the positive page, Yes or NO?

Yes it is.

Volksfuhrer:
Manufacturers import too: raw materials, equipments, machine parts, etc. Do you get it now!

to import is not new, we have been importing from the word go, what is new is export, now my question to today would be, what would be the effect on export in devaluation,positive or negative?

amarachi06:
GMB will not probe GEJ the early you guys understand it the better. They are washing the poor masses in the middle. if he has to probe, it will start from 1999 or 1986 when IBB took over. we shld stop quarrelling among ourselves and unite together to form a better Nigeria.

I tire, all these Old politicians in new offices

Jokay07:
yes they were not election but appointed but that appointment doesn't stop someone from facing the wrath of the law. Oh, dnt tell me that you have never seen an appointed office holder being prosecuted,

ahah you still did not get what I was trying to say, if we go by what you are trying to make us understand then Buhari will be the first in the Dock
NNPC is indipendent

SLIDEwaxie:
because it worries me that some minorities who feed from the crumbs of the PDP will want to force their vapid and insipid achievements that were in fact primitive (like the locomotive trains), and ideas that are useless (like the national confab). All carefully wrapped and packaged by sycophants (like barcanister), hoping that we all wake up one day as senseless (as mogidi), and accept all their lies so lies like saTANoids.


But come to think of it, is it not foolish for us as youths who have seen the 16yrs of futile rule of this party, and still not want a change.

Now, we are not sure the change will work, but the only people who failed are those who never tried. So, make we try this one...they have four yrs to prove their competence.

Bross the people chopulating the money are not politicians in this case, nah people wey write application letter and get job under NNPC,unless you go probe reach gateman be dat

seunmsg:
We hope GMB will take all necessary action to recover all the monies that could not be accounted for and prosecute all the people involved in the scam.

Do not forget these people who stole these monies are not elected by political power so irrespective of the govt of the day,the worm is still i nside the apple.

Inkman:
2 should go first cos its going straight
1&3 should have braked
1 should go next because it can cause little interference
3 should be the last

nos 1 should go last as it him joining a main rd.

CFCfan:
It's a step in the right direction. We don't need unnecessary bureaucracy in government. I like the idea of the NSC being left alone to fashion out sports development policies for Nigeria.

The next ministry to be scrapped should be the information ministry. In its place, an official presidential press secretary should be the link between the media and the FEC meetings. The NTA and Radio should be granted greater editorial independence.

More to follow...

There goes freedom of the press.

Volksfuhrer:
"further currency depreciation" will hit our manufacturing industries very hard. The real sector of the economy is still groaning in the wake of recent currency depreciation, and yet the IMF dare suggest this!

I trust GMB, he would trash this advice!

How will it hit our manufacturing?I think it will hit the thieving politicians hard as their money wont have value,Export and sale volume will increase.

bushdoc9919:
Marco Polo visited in the 12 th century.

By the 19th century....China was so backward that they were being ravaged by the more advanced world powers.

By 1973.,....per capita GDP of China was less than that of Sierra Leone.

As for South Korea....they were colonized by the Japanese in 1910. By 1950...they were wrecked by the proxy war called the Korean war. By 1961....they were backward.

What both countries did...was invest in their education (And key to that was the raising of standards...their equivalent of SSCE is very difficult to pass. Plus..they had to modernize their language.). At the same time...they invested in their infrastructure.

Today....both countries are advanced.

Key to that advancement was that they did not rest on past glories....but learned from the whites how to do innovation and technology. Yes they were glorious in the past...and they read and wrote. So also were many Nigerian tribes....a dutch visitor to the Oba of Edo's court in the 17th century wrote glowing reviews . And Hausa was being written down by the 16th century. And the Yorubas had an advanced empire.

We Africans better be willing to learn. We must industrialize. No one would do it for us.

I think you whrer wrong suggesting they where backwards than Nigeria, tehse countries where technologically advanced than the whole of africa however information reaching us back then where controlled or limited, we where fed what we wanted to hear,what do you expect from a country where TV starts 5PM ? lol

spyder880:
The borehole cost us N100,000 to drill.

ate
Thats fair price in PHC to be honest,I used N85 at Oghara Delta state.

CityNG:
Excellent.

Add a brake caliper piston compressor tool to your job.

willl do thankx boss

omonnakoda:
You and your family will perish in flames monkey. I never, insult first but always repay with worse so rather than come at me with your idiotic preaching go back and read how we got here mo.ron

ahaha EMpty drums make loud noise as usual,I dont blame you,I blame your 3310,two things will happen to you either you run out of credit (NTN) or Nepa take light (PHCN) as for my family to perish Thank you very much as you are now baba God however like I said earlier keep displaying your ignorance