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AutosRe: Automobile Diagnostics Service by eros(m): 11:03am On Jun 18, 2010
Siena:
Why can't you be straight forward, for once in your life?

You registered yesterday, and decided to ask for diagnostic service on your cars? When you're none other than EES / ESEL himself?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=464752.msg6235778#msg6235778

And this is what you posted yesterday, in the above linked thread:

Launch X431 Tools Diagnostics Machine
Launch X431 Master
MaxiScan diagnostics Machine
Actron Code Reader
AutoBoss Diagnostics Machine
SBB Key Machine
AD 900 Key Machine
Remote Master
Actron Products
?
?
?
, we deliver to your doorstep.

CALL US TODAY:       234 805 5673 680 OR eel[/b]mails@yahoo.com

Your EEL email's a dead give away. Same telephone number too.
[b]Hmmmmmm!!!!! And i was just about to contact you for business. If you haven't observed, nairaland is a forum with alot of FBI, CIA and the best Detectives you can ever find in the world. One act of dishonesty or fraud is detected even before you get your first victim.
AutosRe: 2006 Nissan Maxima Keyless Entry Remote - 3 Button by eros(m): 10:55am On Jun 18, 2010
Do you have Keyless entry remote for 2001 Acura TL, if no can you get me one?

emee30384@yahoo.com
AutosRe: Most V.i.n Reports Are Doctored by eros(m): 10:39am On Jun 18, 2010
Onwan:
Most people that post VIN reports here are only helping others who dont have access to the facility. It baffles me now, how someone can come up with an accusation like this.

And carefully place another auto sales website in his signature line: http://www.naijacardeals.com/
@ Poster,

What is your real intention and motive? huh huh huh
AutosRe: Nissan Altima 2009 Black - 2.3M Keyless (button) Ignition System by eros(m): 10:36am On Jun 18, 2010
HABA!!!! Do justice to this ride by posting the pics nowwwww.
SportsRe: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by eros(m): 10:28am On Jun 18, 2010
I think it will be fair and not too much to ask, if Kaita, will do all Nigerians and Africans a huge favor by hanging himself. He has brought more than shame and disgrace to Nigeria's already battered image.
SportsRe: Lagerback's Fate: Should He Be Sacked Too? by eros(m): 8:13am On Jun 18, 2010
davidif:
[b][size=18pt]DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL AT ALL?? WHEN KAITA GOT EXPELLED, LAGERBACK SHIFTED ODEMWINGIE TO REPLACE HIM ON THE WING TO MAKE SURE THAT NIGERIA PLAYED A 4-4-1. REHAGGEL, SENSING THAT ONE STRIKER COULDN'T POSE A LOT OF THREAT AS TWO STRIKERS, DECIDED TO TAKE OUT ONE DEFENDER AND PUT IN AN EXTRA STRIKER, CHANGING THERE FORMATION TO AN ATTACKING ONE OF 3-4-3. NOW THAT THERE WERE ONLY THREE DEFENDERS, LAGERBACK DECIDED TO REPLACE ODEMWINGIE IN THE SECOND HALF WITH A WINGER LIKE OBASI TO OCCUPY THE VOID CREATED BY GREECE PLAYING WITH ONLY 3 DEFENDERS. IF LAGERBACK HAD BROUGHT IN MARTINS, WHO HAS BARELY PLAYED ALL SEASON DUE TO BEING PLAGUED BY INJURIES AND WHO IS NOT FULLY FIT, THEN WHEN TAYE TAIWO AND UWA ECHIEJILE LEFT THE PITCH DUE TO HAMSTRING INJURIES, NIGERIA WOULD HAVE BEEN DOWN TO JUST 9 MEN.  THIS SHOWS A MAN WHO IS COMPETENT.
LAGERBACK IS AN EXCELLENT COACH. HE IS VERY CALM UNDER PRESSURE, HE NEVER PANICS AND KEEPS HIS COOL WHEN EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE LOSING IT.[/size][/b]
Bros you really know football. I hail thee.
AutosRe: I Need Audii A3 2000 by eros(m): 8:35pm On Jun 17, 2010
Siena:
Lol. . .I guess it's just his choice. I too would buy Audi over Volkswagen anyday, despite both being basically the same car, with Volkswagen the parent company.

The QC (quality control) of Audi far exceeds that of Volkswagen, with Audi having better residual values.
Sir Siena,

I hail thee and your unfailing love for Audi. cool cool cool cool cool
AutosRe: I Need Audii A3 2000 by eros(m): 8:32pm On Jun 17, 2010
d-jay:
eros, that is what I need or love.

I prefer this car to any japanesse or golf
Nice one mate. I also used to love Golf alot, then i bought an Acura TL and i feel in love completely.
AutosRe: 2001 Acura Tl by eros(m): 8:23pm On Jun 17, 2010
Very, very clean ride indeed. Hey folks grab this one now before its too late. Acura is the ride you want to be driving and not another other ride.
AutosRe: How To Maintain Your Car And Avoid Mechanics by eros(m): 8:20pm On Jun 17, 2010
ikenna101:
Lloydation global concept has packaged [b]15 powerful secrets how to maintain your car and avoid the mechanics for just N5,000 only
Call Lloyd on 08038178177 to recieve your manual,
Why are we so criminally-minded in this country? Dude take your scam to somewhere else, Nairaland is not the place for you to scam gullible people because alot of us wouldn't allow it. D.i.c.khead.
SportsRe: Vincent Enyeama Is Man Of The Match For the 2nd time by eros(m): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2010
My prayer for Vincent Enyeama is to get the best deal with one of the big clubs in Europe this season in Jesus name


AMEN
SportsRe: Sani Kaita Vs Abdul Mutallab by eros(m): 7:48pm On Jun 17, 2010
canuck:
Every KAITA in my life, receive Heaven's FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Every KAITA in my career, be exposed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every KAITA loitering around me, fall down and catch FIREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Every KAITA in my future, I arrest you like MUTALLAB was arrested!!!!!!!!!!
AMEN!!!! ONE ZILLION TIMES
SportsRe: Red Card: Was Sani Kaita's Lunacy Chemically Induced? by eros(m): 7:34pm On Jun 17, 2010
Sani Kaita, should be in Kano or Borno rearing cattle's instead of playing for the super chickens. GOSH!!!!! I wish i could lay my hands on that retarded psycho. angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by eros(m): 6:02pm On Jun 17, 2010
ceejay80s:
obviously between dem self there is no peace in the camp,all players get grudges angainst them self,mikel go call taiwo and tell am say i no tell u,we no fit play with small kids,taiye taiwo go lie say e wan go see him doctor,.from there e go go see mikel,mikel go call kano, tell me why nigeria official no dey after winning but for their own pocket, imagine 200 house of rep,72 nfa chairmen from each state,nigerian player23, the ashewo wey the house of rep carry go south africa is about 23 just to watch nigerian 1st match in south africa, that mean nigeia dey empty
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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by eros(m): 5:54pm On Jun 17, 2010
FaLeroy:
it's not Keita's fault, if his mother had aborted his pregnancy we wont have this problem now
blame his mother in fact, blame govt that made abortion illegal or beta, the spermatozoa that fertilized
d egg that was him. angry

But all of them, bastards, son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like them undecided
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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by eros(m): 5:37pm On Jun 17, 2010
SHAME!!! SHAME!!! SHAME!!! I AM SO ASHAMED OF THIS BLOODY, UNPATRIOTIC, RETARDED, WHACKED, USELESS AND WORTHLESS TEAM.

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God bless you Enyeama for holding your own, i pray a big club comes for you very soon. And to the rest of the team, they had better not return to Nigeria when they lose against South Korea. I will definitely be at the airport to commit my first MURDER and God help me it will be multiple murder.

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Asked 2010 Amaa Organizers For A Helicopter by eros(m): 2:11pm On Jun 17, 2010
Na wa oooo!!!!! This is very funny indeed. Helicopter to award show, come girl don't push your luck too far. Very, very funny indeed. shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Jos Crisis : 80 Cows Die Of Mango Poisoning by eros(m): 2:04pm On Jun 17, 2010
These Fulani's and their cows, sorry oooo. I think there is more to the death of the cows than the purported mango poisoning. Come to think of it, do cows really eat mangoes. I guess only in Naija, anything can happen.
PoliticsRe: Deji Of Akure Fights Back : Demands N10b For Damages by eros(m): 1:55pm On Jun 17, 2010
I think it will be wise if the animal is just killed to preserve his daughter's life since they performed the ritual of crowning a new Oba together. So that, she is not affected by her father's misdeed.

And as for demanding for 10 Billion compensation, i wouldn't blame the retard since he is a block head, but will blame the supposed learned lawyer who was so foolish to actually file the case in court.
PoliticsRe: How Do You Feel When You Hear The National Anthem. by eros(m): 1:30pm On Jun 17, 2010
dgr8truth:
if you are not aware, pls know that, there is a bill before the senate to change our national athem to reflect their deeds and intentions. The propose new athem is:

Arise o lootocrats, nigeria's call obey
To serve our stomach
with love and strength and faith
The labour of our heroes past
Which have pave the way for our lootocraism
Shall never be in vain
To steal and loot with all our might and strength
This one aim we must acheive no matter the cost
So help us 'g'od.
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this new national athem is open to modification before the final passage of this bill.
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin grin cheesy

When the time is right, we will be free from this mess we have found ourselves.
PoliticsRe: Woman Trailer Driver In Northern Nigeria by eros(m): 1:20pm On Jun 17, 2010
Doesn't she look happy driving that truck? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Car TalkRe: ATTN: siena, kunle-A, Femmy, Inpis_M---Can A Car Be Registered To Two Persons--- by eros(m): 7:04pm On Jun 16, 2010
Hmmmm!!!! Learnt something new.
AutosRe: **ARRIVED ARRIVED** 2005 Toyota Sienna Xle Limited ( Preordered By Jackeechan) by eros(m): 6:58pm On Jun 16, 2010
PRE ORDERED BY EROS OF NAIRALAND 


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COMING SOON[/size]
AutosRe: I Need Audii A3 2000 by eros(m): 6:54pm On Jun 16, 2010
What is your obsession with the Audi petite my friend? grin grin grin
AutosRe: I Need A Bmw Car by eros(m): 6:31pm On Jun 16, 2010
kay_8080:
how much will it cost me to buy a 3 series BMW,

Now you got more than what you asked for, what are you gonna do?
AutosRe: Bmw 3 Series For Sale by eros(m): 6:29pm On Jun 16, 2010
[list]
[li]hmmmmmm[/li]

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AutosRe: Golf 4 In Badagry For Sale by eros(m): 6:25pm On Jun 16, 2010
Enu o se, pix lo se ni nairaland. You better recognize that.
FamilyRe: Why I Slapped My Father? by eros(m): 6:16pm On Jun 16, 2010
Most folks here ain't getting the joke. This can't be true, the poster just wants to have some fun and seek attention and he has. Nice one mate


Come to think of it, if it was true you really slapped your dad. Then, you are doomed for life. No amount of apology can save you from the wrath of God, because by slapping your father you indirectly slapped God. Better run to the nearest church and start 1,000 days deliverance.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo Speaks On T.b Joshua by eros(m): 6:02pm On Jun 16, 2010
Just as it is written in the good book, "I know my own and my own knows me". Let all men walk as they see fit, at the appointed time, God will judge all his actions and deeds.
AutosRe: 2002-2003 Acura Tl (sports) For Sale........SOLD!!!!!! by eros(m): 3:45pm On Jun 15, 2010
viperman:
[size=28pt]SOLD [/size] TO ONE BAD GUY LIKE THAT grin grin grin
FINALLY!!! It could only be bought by a bad sharp guy who recognizes a machine when he sees one.
SportsRe: Amodu Would Have Done Better Than Laggerback Against Argentina by eros(m): 2:20pm On Jun 15, 2010
Na wa oooo!!!! How could such a thought ever cross your mind? 100 of Amodu couldn't have done better than Lagerback, period.

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