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Health / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Sleeping Naked? by escavros: 3:44am On Apr 23
Racoon:
@grok.

Please do not sleep naked
Dont let such posts deceive you.
Autos / Re: Direct Tokunbo Toyota Highlander 2008 Model Limited Edition For Sale by escavros: 6:33pm On Mar 15
patrick323david:
Toyota Highlander 2008 Model Limited Edition
Price: 7.2m Only
Everything working perfectly
Call\Whatsapp: 08102645967

Hi sir is this still available?
Autos / Re: Bought Brand New 2015 Landcruiser Prado TX.L - V4 - 15.5m by escavros: 1:40pm On Aug 26, 2023
Hi can i get it for 10m
Family / Re: How My Brother Was Deceived Into Marrying An SS Lady by escavros: 3:01am On Jan 24, 2023
Discuss with her and work it out with your wife.

Its hard enough to be rejected because of genotype, something she has no control over or had no opinion becoming. You need to try to understanding and please dont blame her.

Im sure she is a good woman, and this is what is most important.

If/when she apologises , you can trust her for life.
Remember that She put her life on the line to make babies for you.

God help you as you continue.

Deeprooted:
After getting the job,he was posted to one northern state where he met the lady from the south west.

In less than 6 months, he told me someone wanted to say Hi to me when he called. I heard a lady's voice. He later introduced her to me as his fiancee.

Long story short. We went for wedding and all.

At the point of delivery which the doctor insisted on her having CS due to her medical condition, my brother insisted the wife will deliver via push. It was then the doctor made known to my brother " oga you're talking as if you're not aware of your wife's health"

Omo!!! Na there my brother come say he no Sabi ooo. It was discovered she's indeed SS. I asked my brother before we went for all the marriage rites of they're compatible health wise an he answered affirmative.


After the discovery, my brother left the wife in the hospital but my dad and I insisted he gets back to her till after everything.

It was when was after the successful surgery my brother told me that his wife brought the test result from another lab, reason being that he was busy when they were supposed to go for the test together.

My brother's mind is made up on divorce.

What will you advise my brother to do?
Family / Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by escavros: 8:41pm On Jan 13, 2023
Let her know clearly that you do not consent to the abortion.

Send her a compensation money of 150k to take care of herself until she settles down., (this absolves you as you disconnect entirely from her)

Avoid her like a plague if not she will bring you to ruin eventually (from my experience)

Don't be the proverbial fly that follows the corpse into the grave.

Wish you all the best

Alesa3341:
Hello Guys, please I need a sincere and matured advise on what to do. This will be long, please bare with me.

I'm 27, am a businessman, I have this girl I really love so much and intend to marry her this year December, but one thing about her is her bad character. She challenge me, talk back at me, shout at me, get angry with me for days, refuse to cook when she is angry, disrespect my family, most especially my mum, always trying to paint herself good and paint me bad in presence of people, these are just little of the things she has done to me.

When she lost her job, and had nowhere to go, I had to bring her to my house, and provide everything for her, food, I change her hair twice a month, subscribe unlimited for her, I just provided everything a woman need to be happy for her. Last year November, she told me she haven't seen her mum for 5years and wanted to travel to see her, I spent close to 200k to take her to and fro, including other things she needed. She insisted on collecting the bride price list for me when coming back, I spoke to her mum and they gave her to give me. I was planning to finalize all on the weeding this year.

Last year DECEMBER, I took her to my family to introduce her, but this was the biggest mistake of my life. She was completely disrespectful to my mum, talks to me anyhow in presence of anyone, even to the extent of refusing to cook for me anytime she is angry, I go to kitchen and prepare food myself.

I love this girl so much but I still thought of continuing, with all this attitudes, I advise her everyday, I also took her to my pastor who advise her too most of the times, but she never changes.

Fast forward to 2days ago, we had issues because she told me to join her in washing and I refused because I was working on a client project, she got angry, washed the clothes and when it was evening she brought the clothes inside, folded her own in the wardrobe and just threw mine into the wardrobe without folding or arranging them. I was angry about this, but I kept mute. The next day, she sent me "sorry" on WhatsApp, I told her to come to me physically and apologize but she told me she can never do that, and why was she even apologizing, that she did nothing wrong, we exchanged words and she left my house.

Today, she called me and told me she is pregnant, and that I should send her money to remove it. I was like "just like that"? We didn't discuss about it, how will you just tell me you want to terminate my pregnancy, I told her to go to hospital and confirm it and also get the test report, she did this and sent to me, it was true she is pregnant, but she insisted on removing it, I persuaded her and she still refused, claiming she can't be a single mother. I told her I will take responsibility, but she insisted on removing it, I told her to go home and think about it, and she told me she can't leave there without removing it. After so much persuading I decided to give her the money, and told her if she removed it, that it's on her, that I didn't consent to this.

I asked her why we can't keep it, and she said because my family is bad, we support evil, if the sky is blue, we say it's red, that my mother is a bad woman, and she doesn't want to come there. She said so many bad things about my family, I was shocked! I asked her, how are they bad, she said "how can my mother be telling her to wash my clothes" I was just confused, After all I have done for you, is it bad if you wash your husband to be clothes, I left her!

Later she told me the doctor referred her to another hospital, I still tried to persuade her and she said her decision is final. She asked me to give her money to go to the hospital she was referred to, I refused! I insisted that we keep the baby, she told me "I'm a nobody, that she will call now and she will get money to go" I angrily blocked her. Later, she called my other line and told me, she went to the other hospital and the doctor told her, the cost to remove the pregnancy is 125k, she told me and I insisted on keeping the baby.

Please guys help.me, I don't want to terminate my first child, the girl is too disrespectful and rude, I don't want to continue with such woman, but she is carrying my baby, what do I do? And if she later agree to keep it, how do I go about it?

You all are just saying "don't marry her" what about the baby? Should I agree to abort it and give her the money?

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Family / Re: Cutting Your Baby's Hair When He/she Clocks 1 Year by escavros: 3:03pm On Jan 08, 2023
Most people cut the hair cos it typically had grown unevenly.
if your kid has a full head of hair you may wish keep it.

Animals however shed their first hair or feathers, so maybe that could be the rational behind it
.

Bayonet40:
Good evening nairalanders.
Why do Nigerians believe that you must have to cut your baby's hair (especially male babies) immediately they reach 1 year?
Is there any theory here?
People have been suggesting that I cut my boy's hair when he reaches 1 year which is some days from now, he has much hair which I plan to maintain and keep in a good shape.

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Family / Re: Cutting Your Baby's Hair When He/she Clocks 1 Year by escavros: 3:01pm On Jan 08, 2023
Most people cut the hair cos it tyoically had grown unevenly if your kid has a full head of hair you may wish keep it.

Animals however shed their first hair or feathers, so maybe that could be the rational behind it

Bayonet40:
Good evening nairalanders.
Why do Nigerians believe that you must have to cut your baby's hair (especially male babies) immediately they reach 1 year?
Is there any theory here?
People have been suggesting that I cut my boy's hair when he reaches 1 year which is some days from now, he has much hair which I plan to maintain and keep in a good shape.

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Romance / Re: Battling With Tiny Bumps At The Back Of My Head. Need Urgent Help Pls!!!!!! by escavros: 9:20pm On Dec 28, 2022
Scrub hard with a good tough sponge in the shower using medicated soap, and after the bath, apply funbact A. and leave to dry.

Repeat for three days, day and night.

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Celebrities / Re: My Incantations In Movies Affected Me In Real Life – Adewale Alebiosu by escavros: 3:07am On Dec 12, 2022
Words are like birds that fly and must land even when said in vain.

Incantations are worse, Like birds released into the wind they too must land, and when the Incantations are said amiss or in vain, they can fly back to the conjurer..

Acting can a dangerous field
Being prayerful is wisdom, being born again is greater wisdom.

Omihanifa:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/12/my-incantations-in-movies-affected-me-in-real-life-babalawo-character-alebiosu/
Religion / Re: Why Do People Fear Man Rather Than God? by escavros: 12:20pm On Dec 04, 2022
I guess it is because Man walks by sight.
(Sight can be deceptive)

But those that walk by faith fear God rather than fearing Man and this is wisdom because Faith is spiritual.

Fyi: The spiritual controls the physical

Omooba77:
Why do people fear Man rather than God?
Religion / Re: Can Tithe Be Given To Someone In Need?. by escavros: 12:04pm On Dec 04, 2022
Hi,

There is tithe, offering, seed, almsgiving, and free will offering.

If you have so much to meet the need of the person and to still pay your tithe, pls do both.

However, if you do not have more than enough, to meet both needs, you may give the tithe to meet the need (remember to present it to God in prayer either before or after the act as your tithe)

Tithes are to meet the need in the church or the ministry of Christ which is the ministry of Love (loving your neighbors as you love your self and, doing to others as you want done to you)

It is written ; Bring ye the tithes and offering that there may be meat [or supply to meet needs] for my house. (Malachi 3:10)

May the blessings of God never depart from your life in jesus holy name
Amen


blink:
I just like the christian on Nairaland to help me throw more light to this,
I once had my tithe with me when someone walked up to me for an assistance to discharge her family from hospital. After confirming that it's true, I just dropped my entire tithe to pay the bill and believe I had paid my tithe but somehow I was told that since I didn't drop it in the church am yet to pay my tithe.
Celebrities / Re: Busta Rhymes Goes Backstage To Praise Wizkid's Performance & Asks For A Feature by escavros: 6:45pm On Nov 17, 2022
Great stuff

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Properties / Re: Painting Of A Nairalander's 5 Bedroom Duplex at Iyana Ipaja Lagos. by escavros: 4:43pm On Nov 15, 2022
Excellent job sir
Career / Re: What Does Commercial Diving Career Looks Like? by escavros: 6:15pm On Nov 09, 2022
I'm not sure if you mean air diving, however if you meant sea diving, then Diving is a very lucrative job.
Very high paying where underseas pipelines, oil rigs maintenance and sub cables for modern day super speed internet

Your friend has a good future jf he is able to excel because educated personnel are very few in this line of service

However reconfirm

Kudos to him in advance

Princepk212:
Greetings to you all. Pls am soliciting the for urgent advise from experts or anyone having experience in commercial diving.
My friend recently finished NYSC with B.Eng Mech and now is opportuned to go for commercial air diving training but doesn't really know much about it. The pay, risk and professional development. Pls advice us?

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Politics / Re: Dele Momodu: Only Tinubu Could Appoint A ‘Certified Nuisance’ Like Festus Keyamo by escavros: 8:12am On Oct 26, 2022
Family / Re: Tattoo: Not Under My Roof — Ireland-Based Nigerian Mum Scolds Daughter (Video) by escavros: 5:09am On Aug 07, 2022
Thank you ma

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Politics / Re: British High Commissioner To Nigeria Visits Atiku (Pictures) by escavros: 9:02pm On Aug 01, 2022
Fashion / Re: Eyelashes: Why Do Nigerian Men Pretend They Are Not Attracted To This On A Lady? by escavros: 10:17pm On May 12, 2022
Yes most people and men are hypocrites and like to be seen as being good and decent.
However, you need to be aware that Such things are of the marine kingdom, and is a tool among others used to spread lust, therefore, men will generally be attracted to you and may see you as a lady of easy virtue.

I believe that it is better to have few men being attracted to you and having sincere intentions when you look natural or conservative, than to have more than ten men attracted to daily with the wrong intentions.

Be a light as Christ is a light.

siofra:
Why do they pretend like they don't like false lashes on ladies?

Ever since I fixed it on Saturday, I've not been able to rest.

I get at least 10 toasters a day.

But online all of them pretend to hate it. Why
Health / Re: WHO DG, Ghebreyesus Stresses Importance Of Abortion Access by escavros: 6:50pm On May 04, 2022
Evil people in high places
Where is the rights of the unborn humans?

The woman has a right over her body, but not over the life of another human.

Sex outside marriage is wrong, but
If they really want to control the situation, teach them safe sex and birth control, better still instill in them the fear of God and His righteousness.

.. And stop the promotion of immorality and indecency in the media


References:

https://twitter.com/DrTedros/status/1521809560587186176?t=dQS2bffo8Vbi8Jhy4nW_hg&s=19

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Reacts To Overturn Of Abortion Rights By Supreme Court by escavros: 4:33pm On May 03, 2022
FeliciaOja:
I fully support Abortion.

imagine if Putin was aborted,
Imagine Nnamdi and Simon aborted
imagine if buhari was aborted
imagine if tinubu was aborted
Imagine if helinus was aborted

The world will be living in Peace

Many if's including you and us reading, imagine the joy of not being able to read such a comment.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Reacts To Overturn Of Abortion Rights By Supreme Court by escavros: 4:31pm On May 03, 2022
johnkay1:
I don't see anything bad in abortion but the two players must co-sign paper indicating they want to get rid of the pregnancy.

The world is over populated and if we don't control it aggressively nature will control it for us which will be worse.

You are right in part but wrong in all, as there are three persons involved not two.

The third is the silent fetal human who also has the right to decide the position since the discourse is ultimately about the fetal human.

Maybe once he or she is born and of age, the case can be represented so that at that point, the third consent is valid and only then should the child be killed.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Reacts To Overturn Of Abortion Rights By Supreme Court by escavros: 4:23pm On May 03, 2022
Abortion rights means the right to terminate the life of a human being in fetal stage, and by "RIGHTS", we mean legal position or moral principles or norms for certain standards of human behaviour and are regularly protected in municipal and international law. Wikipedia

To begin my personal position i will like to ask a few questions.

Q1 : Do we consider the human in fetal stage of development a living human

Q2: Do all human who are alive, well, sick or disable have the right?

Q3 : Can a fetus be considered a disable / temporarily disabled living human?

Q4 : Does the law consent to every living human to have proper and adequate representation?

If all the answers to these are YES, it is only fair that any person wanting to commit abortion should get a proper / adequate legal representation for both humans involved at their cost (since it is their responsibility) or at cost to the government to represent both living humans involved in this case.
The suit must be beard in a court of Law, before an abortion is carried out with a written verdict by a qualified Judge.

Where this process is not followed, the act of abortion or aborting a life or terminating a life of a living human, should be termed illegal and punishable by the law of the land as a homicide or murder.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Supreme Court Has Voted To Overturn Abortion Rights In The US by escavros: 9:15am On May 03, 2022
Abortion rights means the right to terminate the life of a human being in fetal stage, and by "RIGHTS", we mean legal position or moral principles or norms for certain standards of human behaviour and are regularly protected in municipal and international law. Wikipedia

To begin my personal position i will like to ask a few questions.

Q1 : Do we consider the human in fetal stage of development a living human

Q2: Do all human who are alive, well, sick or disable have the right?

Q3 : Can a fetus be considered a disable / temporarily disabled living human?

Q4 : Does the law consent to every living human to have proper and adequate representation?

If all the answers to these are YES, it is only fair that any person wanting to commit abortion should get a proper / adequate legal representation for both humans involved at their cost (since it is their responsibility) or at cost to the government to represent both living humans involved in this case.
The suit must be beard in a court of Law, before an abortion is carried out with a written verdict by a qualified Judge.

Where this process is not followed, the act of abortion or aborting a life or terminating a life of a living human, should be termed illegal and punishable by the law of the land as a homicide or murder.

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Politics / Re: Malami Under Fire For Distributing Multi-billion Naira Vehicles To APC Supporte by escavros: 6:03am On May 03, 2022
Why we need true change
Celebrities / Re: Beating Children Has Never Disciplined Them, It Only Hardens Them”-reno Omokri by escavros: 10:14am On Apr 20, 2022
I think Reno may not be totally right here.

Correcting a child without showing them love afterwards and having a discussion /explaining to them your deep desires and reasoning with them for their future is likely to harden them.

A Yoruba saying goes thus: beat a child with one hand, but with the second hand bring them close.

Most parents punish their wards without having a deep heart felt discussion/reasoning with them and this is the error that probably causes the hardening of the wards heart as the ward is left to make up his or her own opinion of the matter which in most cases is counter productive.

Children are immature to good reasoning and need help with this.

Reward them also even when they do as basic as a routine activity.

Nevertheless Reno, thanks for the topic
Politics / Re: Nobody Will Be Allowed To Destabilise Nigeria - President Buhari Vows by escavros: 2:17am On Apr 20, 2022
Rain check sir, we have gone past this.
We should be discussing gaining back the already obviously lost stability

LordviccoDaGuru:


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Politics / Re: Video Of Police Officers Spraying Naira Notes On IGP's Wife At A Wedding Party by escavros: 7:55pm On Jan 29, 2022
Lol
Celebrities / Re: John Dumelo Celebrates His Wife, Gifty Mawunya's Birthday by escavros: 5:49pm On Jan 03, 2022
Oh my, this does not seem to sound right.
Worshipping God would be our focus in eternity not women.

Ordinarily when we listen to a good preacher, imam, alpha, pastor, prophet, or even political leader making a speech, the least things that crosses our minds is the thoughts about a woman or women or even our belongings and children, even then hunger seems to disappear,
How much more when we get to paradise and we stand in the presence of the almighty leader, God and teacher, i doubt that women or vain things will be on our mind atall

When we get to heaven we will be soo overwhelmed by the Glory and very intense love of God that "nothing else" will matter for eternity.

thatsleepboy1:

Islam on 72 Virgins/Houris


Koran 44 vs 51 - 54
Koran 55 vs 54 - 56; 70 - 74
Koran 78 vs 31 - 33


Is it true that Islam offers 72 virgins in the afterlife to the believers of that religion?
Short answer: Yes. Muslims do definitely get at least 2 virgins. But they probably get 72.

What do I mean by that? To answer this we have to look at the koran and the Hadith. The Qur’an definitely guarantees the Muslim female playmates in Paradise:

Our’an 44:51-54—As to the Righteous, they will be in a position of security, @mong gardens and springs; dressed in fine silk and in rich brocade, they will face each other and We shall join them to Comp@nions (Houris) with beautiful, big, and lustrous eyes.

The Qur’an tells us also that Muslims arriving to Paradise will be married with these newly created beings, whom no man or jinn has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse before:

koran 55:54–56—They will recline on Carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich brocade: the Fruit of the Gardens will be near (and easy of reach).
Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;

and also:

koran 55:70–74—In them will be fair (Companions), good, beautiful;

Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?

Companions restrained (as to their glances), in (goodly) pavilions; Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny? Whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;

So, the koran tells us that Muslims definitely get a new virginal wife in Paradise.

Allah also made the effort to include an extremely important detail in the Qur’an —the unerring Word of Allah, that has existed since Creation, and is preserved on mighty tablets in Heaven, revealed through the Angel Gabriel to Muhammad, the Seal of the Prophets—regarding these virgins. So I won’t fail to mention it to you folks: We’re not talking about virgin girls who are, uhm…. beautiful, but don’t have much to offer in the body department. Allah makes sure in the kor@n that we know that we’re talking about some serious hooters here:

kor@n 78:31-33—Indeed, for the righteous is attainment - Gardens and grapevines- And full-breasted [companions] of equal age

Ibn Kathir, in his exegesis of above verse, went on further to dissect the vocabulary that Allah uses. Just to be sure that we’re REALLY on the same page here, folks: Meaning, wide-eyed maidens with fully developed breasts. Ibn `Abbas, Mujahid and others have said, (Kawa`ib) "This means round breasts. They meant by this that the breasts of these girls will be fully rounded and not sagging, Tafsir Ibn Kathir - English [78. An-Naba' - Verse: 33]

So, no saggy breasts. That was a very important detail, that the Creator of the Universe needed to tell us! Also, their virginity is somehow an eternal condition. The exegesis of Qur’an 55:54–56 above tells us that Allah made them virgins, immaculate—every time their spouses enter them they find them virgins, nor is there any pain of defloration.

But, what about, if you’re married? No problem: You still get better and improved wives:

Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 3, Book 9, Hadith 2014—It was narrated from Mu'adh bin Jabal that: the Messenger of Allah said: "No woman annoys her husband but his wife among the Houris of Paradise says: 'Do not annoy him, may Allah destroy you, for he is just a temporary guest with you and soon he will leave you and join us."'

For Muhammad, his 11 wives were only ‘temporary wives’. If he gets to Paradise, he’ll get new wives from above virginal ‘Houris’.

But now, to the question where do we get the number 72 from? Answer: from the following Hadith:

Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 5, Book 37, Hadith 4337—“Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the female dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.”

You’ll get two hot, virginal ones. And also 70 dwellers of hell who are doing their time, servicing Muslims in Paradise.

Huh? Where’s the logic in that?

Well, the Muslim Paradise is depicted mostly pretty similar to a Muslim’s earthly life, but on steroids! While on earth you’ll get to have sex with your female captives of war, the Ma Malakat Aymanukum—’those whom your right hand possess’ (see Qur’an 33:50 among others), logically speaking, the ‘defeated ones’ in the Akhirah (the afterlife) are those unlucky souls in Hell. It’s just fitting that Allah should find some use for them. Help entertaining Muslims in Paradise is one of their uses.

But here’s the problem though: Unfortunately, this Hadith is only classified as Da’eef—·weak. So, maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. But my money is, that it is true, since we can see the 72 Houris also echoed at other places, like At-Tirmidhi’s (independent) Hadith compilation:

At-Tirmidhi, vol. 2, page 138—The Prophet Muhammad said "Every man who enters paradise shall be given 72 (seventy-two) Houris; no matter at what age he had died, when he is admitted into paradise, he will become a thirty-year-old, and shall not age any further. A man in paradise shall be given virility equal to that of one hundred men".

But even if it’s not true. Fear not! A Muslim gets at the le@st two fagins guaranteed! The following are Hadith which are considered Sahih:

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch next to them will be (glittering) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the Houris, who will be so beautiful, pure and transparent that the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh."

Don’t believe me that they are Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 476

Here’s another one to brighten the day. Whoever had problems on earth with his wife’s body odor, fear not! The Houris will smell fabulous!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the moon when it is full. They will not spit or blow their noses or relieve nature. Their utensils will be of gold and their combs of gold and silver; in their centers the aloe wood will be used, and their sweat will smell like musk. Everyone of them will have two wives; the m@rrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty. They ( i.e. the people of Paradise) will neither have differences nor hatred amongst themselves; their hearts will be as if one heart and they will be glorifying Allah in the morning and in the evening."

Don’t believe me that this one is Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 468

A last one. For those Muslims who are upset that their earthly wives tend to spend an eternity on the toilet: Muhammad says: “Don’t worry!” The Houris don’t urinate or relieve themselves, you’ll spend an eternity without ever seeing them go to the toilet!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group of people who will enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk. The aloes-wood will be used in their centers. Their wives will be houris. All of them will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall."


It’s Sahih, alright. Taken from: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 55 Hadith Number 544

Conclusions

So, what have we learned today? Yes, if you’re a Muslim and you get to Paradise, you definitely get at least two new virginal wives with breasts that don’t sag!

If you believe Ibn Majah and At-Tirmidhi, you get an additional 70 other wives, making the tally to 72 wives. And you’ll also get eternal erections, so that you can make the best out of your time in the afterlife!

Addendum

This one’s for my Christian and Jewish brothers and sisters, especially the Catholics among you. I just wanted to share this interesting factoid about Muhammad’s ‘virgin’, which Allah promised to him, when he enters Paradise.

Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya—Quoting At-Tabarani al-Muʿjam al-Kabir: ’Abdullah bin Najiyyah narrated to us: "Allah's Messenger, said, “Allah will marry me to Mary bint 'Imran, the wife of Pharaoh, as well as the sister of Moses in Paradise."

Yep. That’s right. Allah promised Muhammad, that he will marry the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus, when he gets to Paradise—among others. Hope this will make you think twice doing a joint service with the local Imam at your church.

[1] Tafsir al-Jalalayn

[2] This Hadith has been curiously deleted from the English editions of Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya, but can be found in its original Arabic text.
Celebrities / Re: John Dumelo Celebrates His Wife, Gifty Mawunya's Birthday by escavros: 2:13pm On Jan 03, 2022
Nairaland / General / Re: Adeboye,tb Joshua,oyedepo,oritsejafor Say’s They Are Candidates Of HELL! by escavros: 2:29pm On Oct 09, 2021
The road to heaven is a very narrow path

Father pls have mercy on us and keep us in the path of righteousness by your mercies
Phones / Re: Please I Need To Know Good Bluetooth Speaker To Buy At 20k Or Below by escavros: 1:24pm On Oct 09, 2021
Go for zealot speakers,
That are super good with great sound quality, super bass, good battery life and under 20k

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