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THINGS I CANT DO FOR MY GIRL/WIFE

1. Wash her undies, (she dey mad, abi she smoke weed?), Chukwu ekwe kwa na ife ojo! , Aluu (abomination)
2. Take her to the saloon and wait for her to finish doing her hair, nails and stuffs like that,
3. Be her source of money, Money bag
4. Cant be her slave, hells nay,
5. Open the eoor for her to come out of the car, wat the hell,
6. Cant go to the store to buy her tampoons and shit like that,
7. Cant wash her clothes, except its in the washing machine,
8. Cant be her driver, take me to claires house take me to ujus house, I want to see hauwa,, shit like this aint going down with me,
9. I will never invole myself in her beefs, that shit is just wrong, You know girls can be really bitchy bout stffs like this, I dont want you to talk to kemi again, shes such a gossiping bitch,


i dey come, more tins still dey,

But ladies una know say I dey play abi?? or are my??

nope

are you homophobic?

ROFL @ Topic, This is so lame, Damn!

nope

u?

omoeko was enjoing it so much that she asked if she could call her friend to come join in,

Nope

Ever hated someone so much you wish they were dead?

but he only lasted for 2 minutes,

but when she was about to move, lo and behold her real daddy was really in the toilet, he had been calling her with but no response

but the bathtub was very slippery, so sodje tripped, fell, landed on his head and went into coma

Sister got frustrated, picked up a rock and threw it through the bedroom window knocking desogie out cold ,

she had return home and brought along people from her church for house fellowship

no, I be bulb??

Are you addicted to anything

he stood up, whisked her off of her feet and carried her upstairs to his bedroom, where he

It seems like everybody is giving this guy so many good advices (like slapping her, running away, getting an assassin, running over her in his car, poisoning her, getting a native doctor to give him a charm that will drive her away, managing her just for sex, telling her he has AIDS, e.t.c) and so many bad advices (like telling her that they should remain friends but it wouldn't work out, beauty in the eye of the beholder, telling him about inner beauty that isnt visible to the naked eyes, e.t.c),

But where is this guy, he hasn't given us any situation report yet, or even which of the good advices he has decided to use

but before she could make a move it started raining

just then her phone rang, and it was,

yep,

U?

em, na wah O! so na only me go talk yes?? kai

No


Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex ?

which she poured in his face and stormed out the door

yep, once, i was outnumbered

ever had a one night stand??

hell yeah,

Ever been beaten up??

the blood on his hands are too much, and i do not trust our judiciary system,

He should be tried the way they tried diya and co, and immediately shot by sergeant rogers, thats justice

me love you long time

she couldnt take her eyes off his hairy chest

bloody keyboard

sodje offered ushered her into his living room, and asked her what she would drink

she was dress in iro and buba

yep , Beyonce, shakira, j-lo, Mariah carey,

eva woken up feeling like shit?

Al-mustafa should be taken out in the middle of the night and shot, He belongs to a chapter of our history which we want to erase,

That arrogant bastard can only pay for crimes with his blood,

release him and then the next thing he'll be running for president,

My verdict is death, screw his human rights, human rights are for humans only, al-mustafa is not human

Sex!! Mistake!! Not even when you are drunk, Omo inorder for you to willingly take off ur clothes, probably give the person a Mouth Gig, take position and ride all the way to the end, it can never be an accident of a mistake,

Not even a one night stand is a mistake,

Sex is always premeditated,

like you slipped fell and landed on his , censored,

I wish,


Ever faked an orgasm??

na wah o! omo take am easy, small children fit dey here, but yes


Have you ever skin dived, i.e made love without condom?