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tonte:
am not a virgin, infat i ceased 2 be a virgin since i was about 7 or 8 years old 2 our then housemaid she really showed mii a few corners in life and im happy though happier if she weren't the maid,nd 2 them virgins waitin 4 marriage una go wait tire oo well i have always said it virginity is not dignity but a lack of oppurnity and in some cases where there is oppurnity, outright slacking

@ tonte
Tell it as it is ,

@ topic
Virginity is way overrated. The fact that you are a virgin does not make you better than nobody, rather it makes you a wanksta, cos nobody can tell me that they do not get konji (sexually aroused) every now and then, I lost mine kinda late and I almost cried that day(halleluyah ), Ever since then I've been getting mine, Like md_dude said, get laid as much as you can now so when you get married you would have seen it all, therefore you wouldnt have to cheat.

The fact that you are still a virgin means you are either afraid of sex, confused bout your sexuality, you are a chronic wanksta, lack the opportunity, down right ugly, too broke to go get a LovePeddler, or you are amongst the few strong-willed one.

verpaki:
JESUS is coming back and it is very soon.

Em. Yeah we have heard that one too many times, Please take it somewhere else.

dazangel11:
But if you want quick one. Talk and gree. halla me I go give you Just put am for her suya before you know na you go dey run from her love


Just Kidding

Abi?? That might just do the trick,

Omo your problem might be a very simple one, You are too friendly, You are so free with girls that you love that before you know it you are in the friendship zone (that is a real problem). I suggest that when next you spot a babe that you like, Make your intentions known from the start so you dont send out the wrong signals. I wish you all the best,

MILITIA:
@Topic

You must be very ugly! No man is worth this type of humiliation! In this day and age when you can pay your own bills single-handedly? Like I said earlier keep fastin' and prayin'---that is what Najia babe have first class in! Specialists in "night virgils" to catch bobo! Long Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

I trust my girl to drop it as it is, Keep it up


@ topic, I hope you are not the girl we have been discussing on the thread "SHE LOVES ME BUT SHE IS SO UGLY", If you are please let us know so i'll know how to arrange my advice,

But in the main time, judging from wat u have told us, You can try fetish means. I know a very good guy who could help you, holla at me if you are interested.

angel101:
I think u should be ashamed for making such a general and unfounded statement. Lets even say that women don't participate in politics talk, how does that make them dull? This kind of statement in my opinion can not have come from a smart individual.

"I went through your last 32 posts and only 4 out of 32 are in politics of which 2 are in this threat, one of which you asked if Nigeria is the lion of Africa or deer? and the 4th one has no meaning. Now tell me how active are you in politics with these data of yours?"

Dude, You just pissed off the wrong set of girls, You are on your own on this one,

I wouldnt buy an auto even if it were on sale, Those cars are for girls, (no disrespect to the ladies). I love my manual trans, anyday

[/quote][quote author=menix link=topic=61882.msg1238433#msg1238433 date=1182852761]Normally u will wonder y hair product (Lipstick Inclusive) would be made under the waters. What sense does it make but truly i say unto you d world is wierd, such product are made to possess people. Not only cosmetics re made from d dark world infact some cloth re possessed too. Someone gave a testimony of how a pair of pyjamas was bought as a gift for him every night he puts it on he becomes sexually aroused to d extent he walks to d next door of a fellow sister but he always triumphs and immediately he removes d pyjamas the urge disappears,
Dont be a Thomas,

That is just plain dumb and stupid, That boy is one Hot freak. he should face the truth and stop blaming his jammys .

Body odor whether natural or self inflicted can be controlled/cured. You need to bath regularly atleast twice a day (with the right kind of soap), change your diet, change and wash your clothes regularly, dont repeat wearing the same dress more than once (especially underwears), find the right deodorant for you (anti-prespirant, body sprays, roll-ons), also you should start using after bath splash (I recommend jean-nate),. Perfumes (not eau de toilette but rather eau de perfum) can also help you,

Warning; If any of these solutions do not help you, please contact a dermatologist, a spiritualist or a native doctor o,

minniepoe:
i read a book similar to this while i was in secondary school titled delivered from the power of darkness.

thats the bloody book i was talking bout, I met the damn author and one look will convince you that he was a fraud feeding off of the gullibility of christians. That book is full of shit. Ignorance is really a killer.

Oyb, you couldnt have said it any better, Just last week I went to look for employment at one under-water perfume and deodorant factory at bonny water side,. They employed me but refused to give me my official boat. they said I should be using public transport, as if dem no know say fuel price don increase,

When I wrote the first JAMB, It was at a special centre (a centre where those who for some reason did not see their centers or for some reason JAMB omitted you.) assigned to me by JAMB (because they did not post me my center), I went to this special center and wrote my ass off. I was so damn confident that I had done well (I had just finished my S.S.C.E). All for the result to come out and my centre was cancelled. The following year, I bought another form, When I looked inside, the transparent film you are supposed to use in sticking your passport to the form was missing,,, so i went back to the bank and bought yet another form just to get that transparent film, When I went online to check for my center, yet again it wasnt there. I went to JAMB office and they sent me to another special center, That was my cue, I packed my bags and left the country, Didnt bother writing it a second time, Today I'm a gradute,

JAMB In my opinion should be scrapped becos I believe it is not a true test of knowledge.

So I wrote JAMB once, but bought three forms in two years,

Ladies and Gentleman, I think this is yet another proof that religion is really destroying this continent of ours, I really do not blame the author of this thread, I have also witnessed similar bullshit myself, Just imagine, (this story is for real) I was in church one fateful sunday, when one scrawny looking man came out to give a testimony on how he use to be an agent of the devil. How he served the queen of the coast, how they manufactured attachments, weave-on's, nail vanish, lipsticks (made from human blood), mascaras and other cosmetics and send it into the world for us to use thereby initiating us unknowingly. He even told us of how they travel to the moon to hold meetings, how they manufactured flashy cars (haba), How they sank ships and crashed planes to refill their blood banks and some other bullshit that I just cant afford to remember (for the sake of my sanity). In the end he brought out a book that he had published narrating all his adventures, Na me na ehn my fellow Nigerian wan scam with cheap semantics like this, Even if I no go school sef, E no go work.

This is just another propaganda that is being sponsored by the church, A Dress that a tailor sewed, packaged, shipped and sold is what mermaids made (No wonder little mermaid looked so hot), Do you know that people stopped eating a particular brand of sardines simply because they heard it was being manufactured by mermaids (queen of the coast to be exact). Nigerians/Africans are so gullible when it comes to all these spiritual matters,

Even the whites that brought us this religion do not practice it the way we do, We have turned into fanatics and freaks over a religion that was brought to us.

May God have mercy on us,

Let me first of all laugh,

This is absolute bullshit, People please stop being melodramatic. This is an age long tradition that has been in practice for as long as forever, In most situations the idea is that you are now taking over your fathers responsibilities including the upkeep of his wife/s. I know this because it a common practice in most traditions all around eastern and southern Nigeria. The very bad one is were a brother is said to inherit his brothers wife and asset in the event of his demise. In this case, many people use it as an opportunity to grab everything their brother owned for selfish reasons leaving the wife (and in some cases the children too) with no source of income or property to fall back on, It is a shame that most people believe that it means you have been granted an automated pass to "jigga" you mumsy or step-mumsy as the case may be.

Buyaka go check your facts right, Abi your friend wan bone ehn papa wife (make you tell us now).

O.k This Bullshit has gone on for too long, Screw all those cock-sucking sons of bitches that have the effrontery to say that the criminals in nigeria are southerners. Who ever that bloody mofo is should be brought out and beheaded. Why on earth are Nigerians scared of the south, We own the money that is keeping that piece of shit god forsakening country you call nigeria togerther, yet who are the people eating and ruling the country? The west and the north. It is really annoying.

Go to the north were those uncircumcised sons of terrorists reside and see how beautiful it is. Dangote, Abacha, I.B.B, Buhari, Atiku, Bamaiyi and the rest of there band of hoodlums are living big. Go to any of the riverine communities or the eastern staes were the money is being obtained and you'll see the bloody difference,

Statements like this are inevitable when some bloody goat raping son of a normadic cattle rearer is taken and made an ambassador, That is amongst the good things that desendant of a monkey obasanjo left us with. The next thing you'll hear is that the southerners are the ones destroying the country. If we are ruining the country's image so bad, then thay should let us go,

Chineke su kwe that ambassador oku , anumani

Note; _{This message was written in anger and most of the content in this post do not reflect the true feelings of the writer. The writer is a very proud Nigerian and a patriotic one at that.}

When I first landed in Paris, it was like "what the Bleep!" The kissing was mad men, It so so bad that one time I was flying to new york, Just before you pass immigrations there was this very long queue, This guy and this girl were kissing (full tongue action with a little smooching on the side) for over 45mins, It only stopped because the guy had to pass immigrations. Damn the french people dont consider kissing in public as a lewd act at all,

Walk on the streets of champs elysee and you will die, I say I don see 2 guys wey dey suck saliva for road before aaaa! (PUKES!! )

, But if you try it in 9ja, one aproko wey no sabi una go come start to advice and preach to una, I really have no qualms with it and I have done it (kissed) in public before and It was hot, people were watching us and hating, But I didnt give a damn, My girl was hot!!!

I have been laughing my head off, Jesus christ have mercy on us, Port-harcourt People are amazing, I think this dude wanted to post something to get y'all talking and I think he succeeded, But to be on the safe side anybody wey sabi that guy, make una go call police for am o!

Anyways if he was joking then I would like to give him an award for comedian number one of Niaraland. No orda post has made me laugh as hard as this one, Like Ikamefa said iit was getting hot in here

Still (rofl my ass off)


Note; _{This does not mean I support or advocate rape. We at management frown on sexual predators/offenders and advice all with information about any such person to report to the nearest police station immediately or call 1800-kill- a-rapist. Signed Management}

Cults and religion are the same, the basics principle upon which every cult/religion is based is belief, The christians have their beliefs which differ from the muslims which differ from the hindus, e.t.c Weather secret or not a cult is a religion,

Omo me I am not lying o, As a man, I will remain a virgin till i die, even after i have given birth to my 6kids, i'm still a virgin, Men never loose their virginity, You digg??

fromuk:
ndi igbo ala lakpo la na asighi good night or bye

Obu mwa kita, okwa unu ga ne me mkpotu,

Lexy all I'm trying to say is that christians these days will take any out of ordinary thing as a miracle, instead of running for their dear lifes. A woman who was dead, and was in the morgue rose up after three days and instead of somebody shooting her, they go and make her a pastor, That is just plain freaky,

unu ka di ndu

Since you do not know how to write a simple formal letter, here is an idea that will get the message across real good

Dear mr/mrs employer

Suck my ballz asshole, I'm off to greener pastures, when u r done reading this you can shove it up ur behind,

signed you,

DUDE dont waste our time with crap like this,

Ikomi:
Umunna rienu, ñuuu nu, nyu nu, loo nu. Ka Ikomi toro udo. Meghara Odachi. Kachi foo nu.

Nwanna, kachi fo,

fromuk:
which means na iwu hu onye pammy na soul.

CHINEKE! Nna pammy di m na obala, Pammy na igbo, 2 of gods gifts to man

ghettochyk:
a wughi m onye rasta mana a na m ara igbo. i choro ka m meforo gi?

Igbo ndi us or di mma, ka nke 9ja?

kedu nke bu karied ozo kwa??

nnenneigbo:
ehee akpola ya lol

nnenne ebe obuna nkwu di, i am fully represented in spirit soul and body,

u still talking bout that 20?? do u realize i am a red cap chief??

nna ebe ka the pammy di??