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As funny as it sounds to me (that is because I heard shit like this a lot during my secondary school days) Truth is shit like this actually happens everyday, and innocent girls get raped in the process.

I do not in anyway support this post and I think his ass should be in a psychiatric ward for even thinking about shit like this. So if people are cussing at him, he brought it on himself,

Alright, I'm done laughing,

Here is my advice, Boy you fuc.ked up, (i guess you already know this), You are in major shit (You should know this too). It's a shame she turned down your request for an abortion (which would have solved a whole lot of problems). So now we are left with the following options; 1. You could wait for her to have the baby, then run a DNA or paternal test on the kid to ascertain you are his daddy (if positive, then you assume the responsibility of a dad), 2. You could deny the kid outrightly (You wouldn't be the first), 3. If you really love the girl (the pregnant one), you could switch and marry her instead (for the sake of the kid), 4. You could runaway from home (and leave the world with yet another bastard), 5. You could raise the child as your own sharing visitation rights with the mother (which means your girlfriend/fiancee should be ready to accept a step-child, which is very rare), 6. She could give birth to the kid and give his ass up for adoption (which I do not support), 7. you could go on your knees and pray for a miscarriage (although I think it is already too late for that), 8. You could, emm, Bleep it! either ways you are screwed, Next time remember, (USE A CONDOM),

thats my advice, The ball is in your court.

Elgaxton:
, lOL

i can't believe Angel is given up so easily, or should we say women are loosers too!?

champredd:
Hmmm I forgot to add something, although women are soft but they can argue a lot and continue for a long time and, over non-issues.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Nurexg I think we have two new peeps in the ring, Let the fight begin, (grabs popcorn)

michelin89:
Were you there when he was creating? Don't answer: it is written in the bible. Sorry!

Those many include the adorable Xtians.
And for your information those sins are part of man right from birth. What do you think pushes a man to work hard? What do you think makes a man want to be the first? To fulfill the will of God? Please!

No Satan is laughing at you because you sound very ridiculous. They destroyed, ? What? He didn't create anything so so nothing of his was destroyed!

We are the thieves? And the master? He might be God as well. He has never been an idle of honesty to me. Always looking for someone to do the job for him. I wonder if he has ever worked his ass a day!

The existence of God is already dubious. Let's not exaggerate by creating a son. Moreover he shouldn't be so proud as he went as far as impregnating a 15 year-old girl through the Holy Spirit (as usual using someone else).

Just because he says "he doesn't believe", he is wicked? What harm has he done to anyone? I know someone is wicked when he is deliberately hurting someone. But yet he looks so unoffensive to me!

Damn!! Girl you are really scary, You really dont mince words do you??

I really feel ur points (but I'm too chicken to back you), so i'll go with them (the xtains). But please keep being honest with yur opinion (cos the world really needs it). Cheers

nnenneigbo:
@ chiogo, ignore the person that keeps ranting ok nne, can't you feel her ugliness by the way she writes? to make her point she have to name call. wonder why she doesn't put her pic up lol

Nne anyi uku, ekenem gi O! . Biko rapu idia, ka fa bulu nsogbu fa ga ebe ozo. Iwe gi a di na oku O!.

Wow, I'm just seeing this thread for te first time,

The Nlanders I like,

Militia; She says it as it should be said (no icing, no beating around the bush)
The peep in the IGBO thread (Ikomi, Romeo, Fromuk, Nnenneigbo, and the rest of them); They are just plain entertaining.
Other peeps include: cute-ass, Omo-eko and ghettochyk, I'm always looking forward to reading their posts,

Me; I'm a serious clown, There is always a funny/flip side to every post. But peeps who look closely can see the points I make

If this were to be an examination, You would have failed woefully. Everything you have written is plain bollocks. It could all be explained as coincedental. Jesus just happened to be in the wrong city at the right time. Saddam Hussien was killed on a very significant day for the muslims, Does that qualify him to be a prophet/messiah.

I do believe in jesus christ, but if anybody askes me to prove his divinity, honestly I cant. But I just believe in him (I know it sounds stupid). So please come up with a much stronger arguement, cos a good historian would reap this stuff to shreads,

The best fighting game of all time is MORTAL KOMBAT on SEGA MEGA DRIVE, that game ate my money like mad, We was buying analog controllers every two weeks, Buy the time you finished the combo for 10 fatalities, brutalities and other stuffs your pad is broken, That game rocks, Screw these new generation games.

Oboy, I really feel you. But My guy you are slacking, The husband is dead. . which means she is now back on the open market. And you are lucky to have been there at the right time. What are you scared of? Abi she no fine? There is no Omen involved here, Oboy except somebody has any concrete evidence that taking "proper care" of her now is a sin then my advice is full steam ahead. Abi na how to compose the text be your problem?? Cos I bet you that there some very good poets on nairaland that can help you out, So my guy better go and start taking good care of your friend now that she is in need,

ebos:
@POSTER - DON'T MIND SOME PEOPLE. For sure, some of those making noise here may not be as pretty as you are.

Anyway, I have really come across some good counsels but most are like a talk-out-of-turn. The poster said “help me, I’m crazy over this guy but he is not interested.” Some are saying ‘You must be ugly’ others said “don’t be a home wrecker” even when the guy in question is not a married man while others said this and that. Is it a crime for the poster to seek for help in Nairaland hence the guy is still single? I find it difficult at times to understand SOME kind of people in Nairaland. If you post anything jokingly, it will be understandable, there is nothing wrong to crack jokes, but let the jokes be seen as such through the way you put the words.

As they say, "None of us is as smart as all of us." This is because the problems we face are too complex to be solved by any one person. Our only chance is to bring people together from a variety of backgrounds and disciplines who can refract a problem through the prism of complementary minds allied in common purpose. Such collections of minds, I call “Great Groups.” They work together to get result and not to abuse each other. They help generate courage without a sounding board for outrageous ideas or words. My sister if you give all the adoring signals and the guy refuses to show interest, don’t kill yourself, and just move on with your life without him. Never force yourself on him but don’t hate him as well.

So what point did you make that is so ingenuous, brilliant and different from what others have said, Instead of making your recycled point, you started attacking other people. Throwing around big vocabularies and phrases you just read from the dictionary beside you. And Mr. Smartypants, Know-it-all, nobody called her a home wrecker. Read before you speak, That post was directed at someone else. Dont just type anything that gets into that empty skull of yours, simply because you must respond to a post. And the next time you decide to take a shot at other people check yourself first. Mofo.

@ other Nairalanders
Please keep your posts coming as stupid as some idiots might think they are. at least your ideas are original and not recycled.

I'm a Heroes freak, Petrelli's no. 1 fan and Silas'es greatest admirer.

[quote author=larger_20 link=topic=5642.msg188194#msg188194 date=1138322719]Let me give few examples
Alahaji Dangote: He made his money from a straight forward way and commited to convincing nigerians to invest in nigeria. He remains one of the richest men in nigeria[/quote][quote author=larger_20 link=topic=5642.msg188194#msg188194 date=1138322719]When I mean popular and powerful, I wasnt refeering to greedy politicians we have in our country, people like abacha and his team.[/quote]Ermm!! I do not understand. you used both these ssentences in one post, can you please explain cos they contradict each order.

In Obasanjos case, we do not have any prime witness that has come out to say obasanjo sent us into Odi to kill people. The military men who were sent there to fish out the people who killed the military officers acted on their own (or so we have been told). So please do not tell me bullshit about something you yourself have no idea about. Abi did you see a note where Obj said "military go and destroy Odi people". Although I strongly believe he should also be facing charges of crimes against humanity.

In Al-mustafas case the prosecutions star witness is there (sergeant Rogers). He has confessed to pulling the trigger in the murder of hajia Abiola (m.k.o's wife). He also said he shot Dele-Giwa (with mohammed Abachas son as his getaway driver), along with other crimes. All these were under direct orders from Major Al-mustafa.

If the government does not want to kill him, they should give me the contract, I'll personally shoot the bastard for no fee at all. (in fact I'll bring my own gun).

An eye for an eye, thats true justice.

Oboy, I'll not be here chatting with y'all. Na me and the manager of swiss bank go dey talk, God has answered my prayers be that o!

I'm Nigerian, We are not known to slack at suck opportunities O! That money will be in my account faster than you can say dangote, If I no collect am, another person will.

@ cecee

WAT d Bleep!! You high or wat?

Esss:
Since you do not know how to write a simple formal letter, here is an idea that will get the message across real good

Dear mr/mrs employer

Suck my ballz asshole, I'm off to greener pastures, when you're done reading this you can shove it up your behind,

signed you,

DUDE don't waste our time with crap like this,

Dude seriously, Are you really telling me you could write an application letter for a job, but cant write a resignation letter, what's your educational level, cos even my 13year old sister could write one in under 1minute. I really still believe this thread is a joke.

debosky:
my kids must have tribal marks, it is the most beautiful thing in the world, let us not throw away culture in the name of oyibonization

four on each cheek, big thick ones for that matter, after them don mark my face finish una wan come stop am now? lailai!

debosky:
watch me, what is good for the father is good for the shidren too, innit?

I don laugh too much this night abeg no kill me o,

ceceee:
let me just start by saying,u are an ass.what do u guys really want?u have a girl that loves u,bt no that one no do u,u go put head inside fire.i'd say serves u right ,this should b a lesson to all players out there,u can't eat your cake and have it.

@ ceceee
Mba Mba Oh! ceceee, Which one be "u guys" for inside this talk, Did you hear any of us say we were amongst those who played away match with the girl,

ehn ehn! abeg redirect your advice to the guy in question o!

See me see trouble,


@ topic
_{I continue my laughter. muhahahahaha mu hahahahaha,} even after reading it ten times its still funny.

I think you should name the child Isaac.

some idiot on nairaland replied my post calling me names, That bitch was lucky I was in a good mood,

_{chants; Goose fraba!}

Muhahahahahahahaa! I still cant advice you, I need a little more time to finish laughing. MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

You misery/predicament is very funny, Muhahahaha hahhaha

ROFLMAO _{MY god this is so funny, I'm actually crying}

Ayefele, is nothing but a classic example of what the igbos call anu mpam. Look at that yoruba nkapi. Chukwu su kwe ndi be unu oku.

@ topic, You should be in the room specially designed for the igbo's we just might be able to help you.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-19138.0.html

thats the hash.

Mu HAHAHAHAHA, Condom , MUHAHAHAHA

C-O-N-D-O-M-S (thats the magic word you forgot to mention), oops you are screwed. MUHAHAHA

for now let me enjoy laughing at you, i'll advice you later.

@ topic

I really do not understand the christian religion any more, it seems like everybody picks out a passage that bests suits them and run with it, if you go to mountain of fire ministries nigeria, those peeps are amongst the most violent christians i've seen (the violent taketh it by force), It seems the part of the bible that said do good to those that dispise you is no longer relevant, People even pray for there parents to die by fire,

Thank God say ehn no dey answer nigerians prayers, everybody for don die for that country,

Check out this scenario, A guy who applied for a job is in church praying, (anybody that wants to take that job, father let him/her die by fire), Does this not show you how stupid people can be, and pastors encourage them while collecting their offerings.

What currency/what denomination/any juju attached? please answer these questions as it will decide my next move,

blablabla:
Three things

I am from an oil producing village

I think crude oil is a curse, judging from my own village's experience

I think we should all console ghananians for the desolation that will soon be thrust on them.

I have been to ghana, Infact lived there for four years, Oil in ghana will only spell more good things for them, they know how to manage their resources and the country is doing well, If gold didn't destroy them, oil wouldn't.