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I totally agree with sparkandy, UGLY like its name is an ugly word, Its demeaning to actually address a fellow individual by that word,

So on that note Instead of Ugly, you can use the follwing words,

1. worwor
2. worgly
3. juju
4. winch
5. alusi

Anybody that uses the word UGLY will be fined,

Thanks for your co-operation

Management

Babyosisi, Point o correction, Plenty girls wey Ugly plenty, not even money can save them,

Example, Oprah winfrey.(richest woman in d world).
Mary j blige. (Queen of soul and top r&b artist),
Rihanna. (R&b Diva and madam forehead)

This list will be updated very soon, stay tuned

A small boy is always a small boy, weather love dey or not

And wat the f**k is this love thing u ppl keep giving as an excuse for the small boy to loose his self pride and respect.

And get me wrong, they can date, but thats were it ends, meaning no further commitments beyond the sex.

Small boy go with small girl and small girls go with big boys,

Angel dont get London church mixed up with 9ja churches O!

9ja church social wetin?? The church is a place of business now o!

The services being sold are . Miracles in exchange for your hard earned cash. And also salvation in exchange for your Ill-gotten wealth,

Whitelexi, Point of cerrection No man is Ugly , (afterall we were created in Gods very own image)

That explains. Seal and Heidi Klum, Jay-z and Beyonce, and orda worwor guys wey dey marry fine fine girls

But girls were not created in Gods image? So, you get my drift abi,

Question; Is there anything dating a man younger than you??

Answer: YES

Reasons; 1. Na ur mate?? One of the first things a man must posses is pride, And oneday the issue of seniority must arise, just imagine the ego bruise the small boy will suffer, ]

2. It is the natural order of things that the man should be senior, (adam senior eve), Just Kidding

3. Just imagine say one day, the boy tell you to shut up, Your first response go be "u no dey fear your elder?" Kidding again

4. Age is not just a number, if it were, elder no go dey for our society. Age is actually a boundary that differenciates us from each other Physically, mentally and otherwise,


Exception cases (where it might be allowed); 1. If you want to keep the boy as your samlly, That is you are his sugar mummy.
2. If it is just for sex,
3. emm, I think thats about it,

@donan

Thank God say I don se anoda person wey dey see things from my own perspective,
The repercussion of dating, marrying or even sleeping with a wowo girl can hunt you for many generaations (even those unborn) o! Abi do u want the sin of the father to be visited on the children

I suggested that the next time the girl comes around him, he should just turn give her two very hot slaps and walk away, his will solve his problems once and for all,

Just imagine you sleeping next to the girl in bed and you are haveing a nightmare only to wake up and find another juju by your side, Abeg O!

Like you said, he earlier he dumps her, the better for his rep,and entire future.

Hey thonia, I appologise , I guess i was a little rude, But I just felt that post of yours was unwarranted,

I have no intentions of picking a fight, i just think we should all be open minded, even to clowns like me

I appologise again

acidrop:
itz a man's world shebi, oya make all d women commot, make i c how una go feel d earth, by reproduction, man's world my shoe

By sister you neva hear of cloning?? , Abeg calm down,

I know say e dey pain, but such is life

Chineke God, Na only me read the topic?? Ehn say SO ugly, That "so" wey dey there get meaning oh!

Some ugly dey wey inner beauty fit over-shadow/disguise, But some ugly dey wey, not even plastic surgery fit solve, those kind suppose enta church go turn to reverend mother, those kind babaes if you carry dem go house, ur papa go disappoint for you, vex disown you,

I sure say this boy like the girl but na shame dey catch am?? ehn dey fear wetin ehn friends go tell am, ehn no wan fall ehn hand, (becos e no dey hard to discharge babe.)

ThoniaSlim:
the replies i see here,for God's sake i don't know why people have a stupid way of thinking . i would always stand with the opinion.

Thonia I dey hope say you no ugly o!, becos from wetin you write e dey obvious say even inner beauty you no get, Orda ppl opinion na stupid, but your own get sense, mumu pikin. If you no fit entertain orda people idea, do us all a favor and shut the f**k up, that idea wey u bring orda ppl don already talk am, Dumdass wench.

Mazi Ikomi, unno,

Ngwa weputa ego efi, 100litres mmaya Ngwo (Nkwu enu to be precise). Then ego orji

unu na fu kwa m nsogbu,

monshege rappum aka O!, ebe orbuna bata gi na obi, or ebe m si,

kachi fo,

Indi Ichie, lolo fa, na indi ohanaeze , ula na tu m

Chi efo go na eba, time bu 1;40 na ututu,

Kachi fo, Chukwu gozie unu ncha

Udo dili unu ncha, ofu obi

Bia fa kwesili i changa afa room a to Uno Indi OHANAEZE

Bia monshege, I che na or di easy i na su 3 languages at once,

i su cha french na ilo, i bata uno su english, m bia zia nairaland ibgo, nna biko kuo m aka.

ordi easi?

onye ji gi ugwo??

le qua obele nnwa o!

le qua this guy o!

orga di ka film

bia Ozo monshege, wete ego ewu late gi , ya na 50 litres mmaya ngwo.

ego gi puta 15thousnd naira

kedu nke bu nsogbu unu with afam,

onye orbuna kpom ass ozo, agha ga di eba o,

udo di,

Ichie manshege, ndewo, unno,

adamma blue sky, ndi ocha si na charity begins at home,

enugu so,

enugu bu ebe nnam ochue bi,

enugu bu ebe nne m tow! ga school, ma mahadum (university)

make kwe sure na the mmaya ngwo bu nkwu enu, nke di fresh,

nwanna, udo di, anyi ncha ga di eba echi,

Abum kwa Nwa di ana, Omeka Nnaya 1 of agu uku Nri, Anambra state, ebe ano

Ezigbo mmadu ki ibu, chigozie gi o mana ke ki si chefuo orji anyi na uno??

Anyi kwesili i pia gi itali, o

Mazi fromuk, Aru sim ike, Ife ni ne di mma,

Aru ordi kwa gi??

I just remembered the craziest thing I've done,

It so funny,

Just imagine say I dey on my own O! use my two leg waka enta inside room where crase people full,come follow dem dey talk,

My broda, I still neva fit understand am finish o! ,

Ogbuefi Romeo, kedu nke bu esss o ass??

Nna nwayow kwa,

Udo dili gi

Ndi Ichie na Ndi Lolo, Anam ekene unu O!!!

Ofu Obi

Mma Mma Unu O!

Ke ka unu si me?

Udo di,

Ogini na eme na ebe??

This brings us to a very important Topic,

WHY ARE WOMEN AFRAID TO WALK UP TO A GUY THEY LOVE AND ASK HIM OUT,

See this one, dey here dey cry. meanwhile the guy no even dey aware of her existence, meanwhile she dey cry for backyard.

women are such big hypocrites,

Yet you all get mad when we say Its a mans world,

O girl either grow up or move on.

See I'm really sorry if you are for real,

And I hope you find your dad,

But If u dey use us play,, I, dey reserve my comments

If it is any consolation, I honestly and truly believe that you look amazingly beautiful,

You get boyfriend?? ;Dlol

Hmmm,

I really understand you, and where you are coming from,

I had the same experience growing up, imagining growing up in a house were your were always being compared to ur junior one, u r the foolish dumb one and she is the smart one, cursed at everyday to the point you actually contemplate suicide, yes! it got to that stage.

At the age of 16, I O.D'ed on prescription drugs just in an attempt to end it all,

I have always believed I was ugly ever since I became self concious.

But I've passed that stage in life,

You dont need ppl to approve of you, My lifes motto is "I dont need to prove shit to you",

Spiritually, I'm totally disconnected, I dont believe in nothing except God, and thats where it ends.
Emotionally, I'm dead, I dont feel shit, and I dont take nothing to heart, That way I dont dwell on what ppl in my surrounding think or feel about me,
Mentally, I'm at an all time high, Despite all the shit I've been through, I feel like a God, I love my parents like never before, cos I believe that even though they dont realise how much most of the things they put me through hurt me, They actually did love me , and have given me the life I live today,

I'm always very positive in all situations and believe that there is always a good side to every event, even death,

All you need to do is build up a new world of your own, and move into it, Disconnect yourself from all those feelings that weigh you down, If you really hate your weight, then work towards getting trim, but if you like it, then enjoy living your life,

Honey life is too short, I could drop dead right now, And it will really piss me off if I should die worrying over wat someone else thinks,