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didnt you freak out when you recieved the mail about the tattooed baby?? Just imagine giving bath to a baby that can walk at birth, or a child that was born wearing a tee-shirt that said jesus is on the way, there is nothing biblical bout that, thats just weird.

ichie romeo, kedu?

Bia unu bu ndi rasta?, unu na ese afifia?

Bia, ghettochyk Odi ka e da tu ujor, Ogbuefi di ka m ki gwa drop down and give you 20,

Nnenne cho ta m itali kam mu go si nwa ome na ani

Ynot:
Ekenekwam unu ncha. Kedu nke n'eme here today?

Ana m ekene kwa gi, Ife na eme ta bu na nnenne na cho m oku, Nnenne biko rapu m aka o!

nnenneigbo:
eehe, o sula ozo, next think ga abu ndi igbo ka chi foo
buhahahaha

nna, unu na fu nsogbu , nnenne ogini??

if i was, i'm sure my peeps would also done the same to me,

Ndi Igbo ekenem unu o!!

When I was born, I had a tatoo on one of my butt cheeks which read (I dont give a Bleep), Maybe it also means something,

Lexyheart I feel u, but I dont want to be reading all these religious propaganda in a room that is for jokes, If I want to hear about a kid that could recite the bible at birth I would be in the religous rooms, So please dont feel bad if we make fun of your post but I laughed my butt of after I read it, Honest

It was really funny, If it were my kid, I would shoot the little beast dead and bury it in the evil forest, What kind of kid is born with a tattoo, You agree with me when I say that kid is a freak, It must be a devil baby, damien

If I am given a gun and a free 2minutes pass to shoot anyone I want and no charges will be brought against me, My mu will be dead in 2seconds with fourty-one 9mm bullets lodged in her chest and head, Which means I'm left with my dad.

Damn,

Question; Why do men think their extramarital affairs are o.k??

Answer; This is very simple, because it is not wrong, There is no rule that says a married man cannot "you know" outside,


Which will you prefer three wives or only you and one extra away girlfriend on the side the choice is yours,

This question is wrong, This is notr a question of whose remnant, it is a matter of loyalty and unfaithfulness,

Point, blank, simple he married a LovePeddler, when he didnt have money, she left him, even if after she left she didnt get married to anybody, but the fact that she could stick it out with him in hard times, totally qualifies her as a slut and therefore not suitable for marriage,

On the issue of another mans former wife, Hells yeah i can, I'll marry beyonce, shakira, jennifer lopez, mariah carey, omotola anyday even if they have been married 10 times with 20kids, as long as she is lawfully divorced.

Question; She is rich but Ugly, should I marry her??

Answer; Is this a trick question? Cos if it is better let me no now,

>> Money, This is the magic word, It can buy you anything, from love to happiness to even beauty (plastic surgery).

Oboy, dont waste time, marry her now or you'll regret it for the rest of your life,

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Question; Sexual rights, Does a woman have any??

Answer (Village me); Hells no, A woman is an animal/slave you rare. As they mature (between 12 - 26) you sell them off to the highest bidder, where they would be put to use in doing domestic work, farming, and reproducing other slaves for sale,

Answer (Female rights activist me); Of course they do have rights. Women and men should be treated as equals (muhahahahaha ). There should be no divide watsoever. If she wants more sex, she should be able to ask for it, if she dosent want to have sex, then her wishes should be respected,

Answer (chuvanist me); What bloody rights?? My yes is yes and my no is no, If i want some, she had better be ready or i'll loosen my belt , and if I'm said I'm done I'm done, if she wants more, get a vibrator or something, I am the law says the bible,

Answer (typical me); Of course they do, If she wants more and i'm tired, we could indulge in pre-intimacy until she's satisfied, Sex is a beautiful thing and both parties must enjoy it to their satisfaction, My lady has sexual rights, (if i no do am, anoda man go help O!)

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Question; If my father-in-law beats up my wife for wat eva reason, what would I do??

Answer (typical me).; I will do nothing, . . Becos blood is thicker than custard, Na dem sabi as dem been dey use live for house,

Answer ( When I'm Drunk); I'll tie the fool to table, and beat the shit out of him, ( Ehn wan destroy the comodity wey I don already pay for)

Answer ( Civil me); I'll call the cops, get his ass arrested for domestic violence, take him to court for assault and battery, and get a restraining oder against him.

Answer (gangsta me); I'll get a gun and shoot the fucker dead, (I hate cats who beat on women, thats just plain weak),

kimba:
My Best friend is my mother, so my dad dating her is no problem!!!

in fact, if both of them are not dating, then ill get angry with both of them

Very nice my guy, I'm with you on this one,

@ the rest of the ladies

I will bet my bottom dollar that most of you support the notion that "love is in the eye of the beholder", and "age is just a number". But now that it involves your father, you do not want him to "behold the love in your best-friend", or "age has now become more than just numerics" abi!

I do not support hypocrisy O!

If my pops says it's my friend he wants, then I wish him the best, as long as I do not have to call her mum,

Which one be maintain herself and sustain herself for this talk biko nu??

At 29, a woman is beginning to come out, in fact she should be in her , the person who put up this post must be a child otherwise he should know this,

I'm sure he is still stuck with all these 16 -20 year old kids who's line of reasoning are still on his level, boy grow up,


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romeo:
Esss but i ma na mu na gi di na mma!!

ichie romeo, nsobgu a di ro,

udo di.

e mana ubochi muna omatola ga eme wedding anyi, o gi ga bu bestman m,

romeo:
biko hapu anyi aka, every time the same thing!! igbo ekene m unu or umunne kachi fo

but o buru i shower praises on omotola i buru onye mbu

Bia romeo, Ogini ka me gi now??

ifu m omatala naya, ezhiokwu m ni ne. the babe amaka,

Ndi Eze, Ula na tu m,

Ana ba go m, anyi ga fu echi

unu no na udo o!, Chukwu gozie unu ni ne, kachi fo

best rap videos, Mode9-cry, Tuface, Mode9 and Dj Jimmy Jatt (collabo) - Our stlye (not too sure of the name), Gino - No be God,

not sure, might

Are you a racist (do u hate whites?)

So ife unu na gwam bu na owe ro onye nwe egwu Oliver, osadebe, sir ultimate

onye we egwu oliver de "coke"

This ia a typical discussion between two girls (Jenny & Bimbo)

Jenny; Bimbo, How now, long time no see
Bimbo; hey jenny, Na wah O! Na you eye be this??
Jenny; Wow bimbo, you are really looking sweet, I see Dapo is really taking care of you
Bimbo; Abeg leave that thing talk your own, Emeka is really making it rain on you. (make it rain- lil wayne and fat joe)
Jenny; Dont mind that mugu (fool). The monkey no dey show working, Ordinary 150,000naira to go shopping the idiot couldnt bring.
Bimbo,; Na wah o! men everywhere are the same, See that dunce I call a boyfriend. On my birthday na this cheap Gucci bag and christian doir perfume ehn give me, And I specifically told him to give me the money or buy me a car.
Jenny; My dear I'm suffering too o! the other day, I told the idiot i wanted to make my hair that i needed 15.000naira. instead of the fool to give me the money he drove me to the salon and sat there till I finished. I dont know if he dosen't have a life.
Bimbo; I'm just waiting for valentines day, if he dosent buy me the new nokia phone that is like computer, I'll dump his stingy ass.
Jenny; Hmm, my own mugu if he likes let him come and tell me that they havent paid him his salary again this year, that will be the last he'll see me again.
Bimbo; so where is he now?
Jenny; the lazy idiot is at home washing my clothes. And where is Dapo
Bimbo; I just sent him to the market to buy the things he'll use in preparing our evening dinner
Jenny; Abeg make we forget those mugus talk of better thing jare,
Bimbo; Abi my sister, useless men, so how is , (discussion cont.)


So guys beware what you do for these ladies, Cos this is the thanks you'll get

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