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i stand corrected, I didnt take offshore into account

thank you debosky, lets see them start drilling it now,

where was this discorvery made??

The entire evita album,

Dont cry for me argentina, she a diamond, Evas final Broadcast,

Not cry exactly but , damn if i were a girl maybe i would

But the movie,

someone please pass me a tissue, (sob)

OIL IN WHERE IT IS A BIG LIE O!!!!

Take it from me, I'm speaking professionally as a geologist, the chances of that happening is so bleak that its hopeless,

Gold , hells yeah ghana has a lot of gold, From the western region tarkwa, obuasi e.t.c. ashanti goldfeilds, iduapriem mines, GAG, AGC e.t.c and their is still about 25 - 40yrs of gold in the country but i believe that there is more to come, but If its oil, its a hopeless venture

This is not beef talk, but ghana has no oil, just bitumem or sometin, but definitely not oil.

lol @ donjohano

Merci bien

Things that get on my nerves,

LIST OF THINGS THAT GET ON MY NERVES

1. My parents, esp. mum (wish i could cut her tongue off)
2. Unwanted visitors, (they can be such nuisance)
3. Dumbasses ( idiots who cant take a joke/ or are just plain ignorant/ or just plain fools)
4. Queues
5. N.E.P.A (thats for when I was in 9ja)
6. Okada riders (also a 9ja thing)
7. Aprokos/ busy-bodies/ Gossips
8. Jehovahs Witnesses , (jeez . wish I could get a restraining order against them)
9. Liars,
10. Arrogant pricks
11. Stupid Kids,
12. Pets
13. My shrink, the fool thinks he knows everything that goes on in my head.
14. Mall attendants, They feel they are Gods
15. Hypocrites
16. Somebody stop me please,

Wow,

Your girlfriend dumped ur ass, Ouch , thats a shame man, and to even further degrade yourself you still dey call am, Kai! na wah for you O!

How could u let that happen, well mistakes like that happen, but y are u still callin her, You dey make her feel like queen by doing that,

But I feel you though , You just cant let go abi? , WAKE UP, ITS OVER>>, The girl is done with you. I think she is just being mature by answering your calls, which means she still considers you a friend, , and not a ,

Grow up my friend, move on, And next time , make sure you do the dumping, ,

I just realised a trend in the way people are responding to this post,

Women, 95% are saying no, Reason, Una dey find small boy wey una go use as houseboy abi?? Smally wey una fit dey control, boys make una shine una eye o!.

Men , (the ones wey dey find sugar mummy), are also saying yes,


Well I still say it is wrong, A man must senior ehn wife, (its the 11th commandment wey moses forget to write),


Question, how many of una wey una mama senior una papa

hells yeah, we all have, maybe not intentionally but we all have

Have you ever Fallen in love only to get your heart smashed , (if you did the smashing do let us know o!)

nope,

ever shoplifted before even a piece of candy??

In fact, I think we should all come togerther and try to eradicate ugliness by 2030,

Call it [color=#990000]mission 2030.[/color].

Ugly children can sue their parents for malicious assault and child abuse,

Hells nay,

Are you a virgin,

Why does everybody keep telling me to be serious?

Gaddammit I am serious, Question to the girls; If a boy you are tripping for or even your boyfriend gives you three bloody slaps for no reason whatsoever, will you stay or will you run??

I'm the only one that has given this guy an honest instant solution to his predicament, Everybody is busy talking about love and beholder, Some ppl are so damn ugly (I mean wor wor) that even the blind can behold the ugliness (I mean wor-wority),

Joey if you try my method and it doesnt work, then your problems are bigger than you think, you need to hire an assassin,

Always


Have ever showed ur genitals to someone of the same sex before? There is nothing to be ashamed of, Nobody knows you, Admit it

mingiix:
Niger Delta indigenes are illiterates? At the last count in my village ( Nembe in Bayelsa state), 50% of men and women between the 30-60 yr age bracket had a post-graduate qualification.
If that makes me iliterate, so be it.

Mingiix, I'm happy for you and your PgD, But lets not get things twisted here,

I really do not have any census on which I could fall on at the moment to support my post, But all you need is to pay a visit to any of the villages, Opolo-epie, Oloibiri, Agudama, The Ijaw settlements, the upland settlements, and you will see that I'm not wrong,

When I was still in Port-Harcourt, I would hide my head in shame when I hear the so called "Niger-Delta activists" on television talking, Just from listening to them you can clearly see that these people are just plain IDIOTS (No apologies),

The REALLY smart, intelligent and well educated once are very few in number and are just content with the kick-backs they recieve from the government.

Look ay Bayelsa State, Alameisiya was arrested in london for money laundering/ EFCC also indicted on similar charges and still Alot of people in bayelsa were ready to lay down their lives for a crook like him, What does that show you Shit like that will never happen in a place that you said 50% of its populace are intelligent people, ,

Look at Rivers State, Do I need to tell you about Odili?? Yet everytime you drove past government house, there were people/groups standing there, chanting their support for his presidential ambition,

My brother, UST is turning out "GRADUATES" every year, 85% of them dont even know the basics of the programme they studied, Some cant even write a simple formal letter, So if these are the PgD {post graduate Diploma} holders you are reffering to, I'm sorry for our (Niger Delta Indigenes) future,

Go and look at managment staffs of all the big oil companys in rivers state, how many Indigenes are managers/directors, But you can find our ppl as securities, cleaners, gardners, cooks, is that what we need

So my brother I still stand by my previous post, Illiteracy is our first and major problem, Solve it and watch us rule the world,

Just Imagine say dem pursue shell comot for nigeria, come carry the company assets give Mahadona to run?? That wan mean say we no wan progress,

See as the mumu pikin no fit express ehn self online were nobody dey look am eye to eye, When ehn com meet dignitaries wetin go happen,

Education is the first thing we need on our road to salvation,

Militia, na true o! but e dey pain me,

6 Reasons why The Niger Delta remains neglected by , blah blah blah,

Answer; 1. The people of the Niger Delta are 85% illiterates. Meaning that most of us are Idiots.
2. The Niger Delta ppl are not united, Check out how we have been fighting ourselves, Ijaw vs. isekiri, ogoni vs okrika, e.t.c
3. We are short-sighted, thats why the govt. can take advantage of us and walk away scot free,
4. We lack leaders who are honestly and genuinely ready to pursue our cause, leaders who harbour no selfish interest,
5. We do not even know what we want
6. Our current reputation as kidnappers, assassins, terrorists and arsonists,
7. The non-chalant attitude of our youths towards self development. i.e our youths no wan go school, so how dem wan use take control or reason with govt.

And yes, I be Niger delta pikin, not saying where. but i'll reveal this much, Rivers State.

I think ppl are not getting this young mans problem,

From my own understanding, it seems the girl would not take no for an answer, Oboy are my correct??

Hence my advice that he should land her two hot slaps, It works 95% of the time, The remaining 5%, after the slap the girsl beat up the guys beyond recognition.

But Goodluck sha, I believe you have enough advice now to make the right decision,

Na me talk Jay-z name, so wat??,

Prove me wrong if you fit,

yes, and I still am. its complicated


Have you ever masturbated before, be honest. in fact swear on ur life,

India arie no ugly O! Na just crase she dey crase, but eryka own na pure WORWOR,

MILITIA:
@Esss

Who said men are not ugly!

Original de wor wor na Mike Tyson oh! Even our own OBJ nko! No bodi wor wor pass OBJ I beg!

militia, NA WAH FOR YOU O! Na human beings we dey talk about na , why u wan involve animals (obj) for this issue

Like I keep saying, Men can neva be ugly,

Reason, And god said, let us create Man in our own image (na him and jesus dey talk), Abi u wan say god image no fine Na u sabi o!
2. Ehn pikin sef , na boy. No be girl, Meaning say man dey special
3. See ppl like 50cents, chamillionaire, seal, Jay-z , see the kind babes dem dey use play for real life and for music videos, kai

Anoda name for the list na Eryka Badu,

mohadana:
this Militia lady is the most annoying member on nairaland.

Make una see mohadana O! You don kidnap oyibo ppl for bayelsa finish??

Make you free militia give O! Your mate dey catch fish you dey cybercafe

Anoda very good example of demonic worwor na , weird Mc, a.k.a madam IJOYA,

babyosisi:
are you saying when a woman is too ugly,she looks like a man?

hells no

more like juju

Militia, , hw now??

I knew somebody would agree with me,

welcome ,

I really respect your opinion ryu11, Thats why there is wat is called figure of speech,

Ur post only goes further to prove that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, No need to get all bitchy

Keep ur posts coming, I'm only here to entertain, educate and socialize

Peace out

Inpeace or war