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Blebleswag:
Abeg park well make I see road, elephant dey yan, u cockraoch go stil dey yan......

Elephant, your size has occupy the whole packing lot. Do u mind squeezing yourself a bit so I can park well?

Wen the trumpet will sound many will be reject for tampering with there colour.

Janet.. Jesus, it is me Janet mbakwe. I obeyed every of your commands
Jesus...mmmmmh, I can't remember creating any fair Janet Mbakwe. okeeeey! Janet Mbakwe Obinna?
Janet.. Yes my Lord
Jesus.. Am so sorry. I made u to b dark. how come u r now fair.
Janet.. my lord, I wanted to look flashy and beautiful in the Lords eye
Jesus.. u mean like dancing Azonto for Jesus. I don't know u. For light and darkness has no relationship. So get behind me.

Do I look like her father? thats one of the many reasons I av not dated for years now. If she can prove to me how I became her parent by just asking her out I might just ask my salary to be paid to her.

Male ar Maga while Female ar Mugu. hmm, food for thought. never knew their there is also a female vasion of foolishness. thought it was only male that falls into this category.

SELFWORTH:
Boring . Boring. Boring.

Sugar coated one sided story. All these small boys complaining about spending money on women. Please grow up! It makes you sound like a small minded person. Don't do it if dont beleive in it.

There is joy in giving but only for those who are not looking for something in return. :-

U just nail it. But at least, u show appreciation wen u r been giving. I don't mean having sex but compensating with true luv.

ireneony:
babe that is not true....there was this guy in my department he knew that i have a boyfriend then.....he do come to visit and i will go and visit him too, will also hang out...so oneday he told me he will come over to my side to sleep over, but i refused....but i later agreed cos my girlfriend will be coming over too, since we are all in the same department it will be easy for us to relate, i stay in a flat in school and they will be enough space for everyone....
he came over, later my girlfriend called me she couldn't make it again.
before we slept we chatted...so i allowed him to sleep on the bed while i was sitting on the rug watching a movie i slept off..
it was 1am i decided to move my body i was suprised to see hims sleeping close to me, he even put his hands around my waiste...
i got angry and warned he and went to the parlor to continue....
ever since that incident i stayed cleared from him.

The guy bleeped up. But it doesn't mean we ar all the same. I av only one male friend the rest are females. They like sisters to me and I love them for compensating for the female child we lack.

lefulefu:
i always treat ladies like my sisters oooo.i dey handle dem like china plate.

U just compare them with fake product? is not good ooo.

pls girls don't be angry. I can handle u girls better than he can. like egg insteed of China plate.

Mynd44:
What type of guys have you been hanging with? Stop running around with boys who don't understand what friendship and connect with those who appreciate you as a friend and value you as a human being.

I wunt b surprised to find out she is hanging out with bad boiz. That is wat u get wen u leave good bois to hang with rich bad boys

IamDejman:
Ehen, u serious?!

I wish I knew them more. My eyes just dey blur

Brother u need no xtra eyes to spot nothing. Even a blind man can c a good girl from afar. Character is never hideous. hope u read the thread on the girl feeding a homeless man on new year day? that's what I mean wen I say even a blind man can c a good girl from a far. good girls a close to extinction as u said.

pls make una free her abeg. she is my best actress ok. besides, she didn't force the man to come to her, it was the stupid man that culdnt control himself.

LIVE TO DIE AND DIE TO LIVE AND DIE NO MORE

if person no call me I go plant bomb in this thread. try and c

Welrez:
This is why I like my sister. She is so immune to all these petty talks of husband scarcity, abi na husband price or demand. She is so focused on making her money.
Back to top: OP, the reason why this social concept is becoming more pronounced is partly due to monogamy. Our ancestors operated on polygamic times and never encountered it. There was no rampant prostitution too. It is a bitter truth that we have to admit.

U r right but monogamy is not the only reason. Our women have choose to live like the white women forgetting that our men ar different from theirs, so we men in turn learn to be choosy and careful of who we marry. Now they are the ones who are suffering from emulation of Western culture. Not until they understand that disrespect, immodest dressing, prostitution, both small and big time prostitutes,lov of money,arrogance, feminism, u can help me add more, ar the things that disqualifies them as wife matrerials.

Blebleswag:
WHATEVER. Go get d paperz, dats wat matters.......nonsense

Don't mind him. I guess he hasn't check your profil pix to know y u desperately need a man with the paperz.

ifynairaland:
The name Blebleswag got me laughing. Its enough to show how ignorant you are. I'm sure your real name is Blessing. Go upgrade your IQ.

U also need to check her profile to understand y she need a wealthy man in her life.

gbosaa:
You are saying he might have smeared/plastered his baby with a whole tube of body cream just to create a thread and elicit reactions/responses from nairalanders.


That's called child abuse and stu..pidity.

Check the baby's mouth, not even a smear of cream on his lips. No, that is not a handwork of a kid.

drnoel:
Kids have done worse. My year and half old son once drank his hair oil. I was bathing him and didn't know his shampoos and toiletries where within his reach. The egusi I had on the fire was burning (wifey was working so urs truelly was trying to multitask). So I rushed out briefly to put the gas out only 4 me to return met my son beaming at me with his eyes sparkling.

I knew immediately that this little boy has committed something so I started looking around to see what he had done.
Water level in his bathtub: check (cos have caught him a few times trying to drink his soapy bath water).
Shampoo: check.
Dettolled bath water: check.
Baby body lotion: check
Baby oil: not checked. I looked quickly at my son and noticed his mouth was dripping with oil. When I looked at the baby oil OMG, the little boy had almost emptied an almost full bottle .

Funny enof, his poo that evening and the day after was full of oil. After that day I never leave him a second alone anywhere.

Thats a nice kid u got there. Sharp guy like kid. Thank God it wasn't fatal.

ifeojobas:
1. Anyone can kill anyone to gain properties. Brothers kill brothers all the time. Parents kill children and children kill parents. Wetin man go do?

2. Get a proper will

3. We need to marry people we trust to a large extent

U r very right.

kITATITA:
Learn humility and respect. She's obviously older than you. Walking out on her doesn't show respect. She may have good reasons to question your antics. If you don't like it, get your own accommodation and leave home. You are an adult.

As if u wunt slap her if u r in his shoe.

ifeojobas:
It all depends o. Sorry to say but some children can be wasteful. In this case, leaving them as your next of kin will be a grave mistake. They can't be trusted to make responsible decisions. And in two weeks to a month they can destroy all you spent your life saving.

and some wife an kill u just to inherit everything if she finds out she is your next of kin.

gbosaa:
I would be worried,then I,ll be so grateful she only used it externally..it could have been worse. I think it's time for you to react, certain chemicals/substances comes with a warning on the labels..'keep out of the reach of children'..

God forbid she swallowed the whole lot,you wouldn't be here posting and asking these questions. Take action now.

Do u know wether he is responsible for that just to creat a thread? pls stop blaming an innocent baby.

I will thank God that he didn't take the cream to be his feeding bottle

Though I have been in love once in my secondary dschool days. u still blv in it and urge u to do so too. U can't get what u don't blv in. Just blv and u will receive ok.

U want to leak her unclad pix bkx she is cheating? It will not come from my mouth that u ar an id**t. Did she run away with any of your part or belonging? Is she owning u anything, like her life? where u two born together, to be together and die togather? If your answer to these questions is no then it will come out of my mouth that u ar more than an id**t.

kristina1:
What the hell are you saying?
Keep patronising ashewo,am very sure you marry them one day.
And for the record,it depends on the type of gals you meet,some gals still hold themselves in high esteem......so get ur facts right.

85% of our girls ar ashawo. both the real ones that hawk in the night and the ones that are in beteen boyfriends. U know how many dick a normal girl consumes in a week? Now tell me the different between the normal hide hide game and the Ashawos in question?

marveangel:
See ehn my guy, reason GF's as pets(like u buying a puppy)....u take care of it and it doesn't really support u in any way....thatz pretty much what GF's are..pets that u walk with,love and take care of but on the plus side they satisfy u sexually like u pointed out....just give this issue a rest.....if u don't like what they bring to the table well u can try other options like u equally mentioned....it's a free world.

Pets don't cheat on u but them girls do.

[quote author=Ipheyemmy01 post=29398764]But you are still not at the reach of your family. Why not stand your ground and make your decision known to them, without moving an inch. It is not adviceable to disregard parents opinion, but some times you have to look into their face and tell them what you want.[/quo

Same as taking up responsibility with authority.

MhizVee:
I av bin in dis løngdistance (no sex)relatnshp for 7mnths now,well.I dnt really understand what's going on anymore,when we 1st started he showed me love and care,but now,he hardly cal,text msg.My relatnshp with him is going down the drain and i can feel it.I called him and told him about ìt,he said he was broke,that that was why he dìdnt call,i sent him airtym up to 5 tyms and still sent one today

If he still don't call after receiving the airtime I guess is high time u stopped sending him any or calling again. If he love u truely he will call u to apologize for his st***dity. He ain't broke, just that he is feed up with the long distance stuff. Don't cry ooo. nothing spoil ok. just move on with your life.

Ipheyemmy01:
You know some parent can be unreasonable, no matter your age, status, or sense of judgment, you hear things as as far as you are our son you must not marry him/her.

If he has what it take to be a man, then he can take her to wherever he wants. mind u, that's no longer eloping but responsibility with authority.

moemoni:
no am nt,am straight

How can u b straight and hate lollipop at the same time? heeh.

Where ar they eloping to? To a place where landlord or landlady wunt ask for rent or to Freetown where everything is free? No need to elope, just keep the love secret untill u ar strong enough to make decisions and responsibilities.

FlowerPower:
Most women have orgasm through clitoral stimulation. It must be done by the hand or mouth. If you cannot do this, you will never be able to adequately please your woman. When I hear men say their woman has an insatiable appetite for sex and is never satisfied, I laugh. Going 3 or 4 rounds is because the man has not brought her to orgasm. When I hear that someone's wife does not like sex, I laugh again. It is because the husband never takes time to satisfy the wife. If there is only satisfaction for one person, then it starts to become a chore and not enjoyment. If you keep your wife satisfied in and out of the bedroom, you will have a much happier home. It's quite sad that women have resorted to seeking out other women for sexual satisfaction. It is a shame upon men.

It is a shame upon men that God expects us to live a godly life na? Y don't u blame God for your misery and not men. Those women that their husband complain they don't like sex, have they for once tell their husband how they want it b4 resorting to that last option? U can get virgin male than female. Male that don't kno how to satisfy a woman not bkx he is dumb but bkx he was pure b4 marriage. Always try to tell your husband where to stimulate. Not wen he does the normal pump and dump u will start complaining he is selfish. After all, no be white men that bring that mouth to clot or hand to clot style? we been kno am b4? Free us jare and tell us where is itching u.