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yuncka:
Story for the dogs.

I wil suggest they play dat video in d prison to give other inmates a clue of wat to do to her.

lol, Na story for the judge

theassassin:
This people are just animals and bastards.

Something like this doesn't happen here in Cuba

Cuba! I know by now yio face is now like a dry fish due to hunger. A Nigerian epitome of starvation in Cuba. bros pls come back home and save us from loosing another soul to hunger.

I guess I should bxt b leaving for those with partner to c space to comment

3cycle:
Spreads mat....
Lovers over to you.
Continues chewing kulikuli....

na kwulikwuli go block your anus

SeverusSnape:
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Guy, na u code pass. wen others they take me seriouse u still get that designing spirit. Na God go blx u for me. U ar truely a true Niaralander

Livingwalker:
if you release it finally .....all I will just do is smile and count you among the foolish once it shows you were never wise at all ....you dull die ....release am na you go dey on the loosing end and everything you did for will be wash.....mtchewwwww I think say you wise before but honestly you are just acting on emotion like a lady

so u guys don't know a joke wen u sight one again. Where is that nairaland doubting evil spirit of niaralanders

AbuMikey:
Best Believe, You Mad Bro!

Real Guys don't act this Way Dawg!

You won't gain nothing on the long run, its on better You confiscate the Video and Pics ASAP, before even Your friends lay their hands on it!!


My 2 Kwacha!

na joke. I was expecting to c #videooridontblv. u know na, as usual

Ceedarlin:
if u r d dude dts hrtless of u after all d ple...... She did u gud by letting go off u instead of toying with ur emotions...... D Karma dt ll visit u is doing IT in Hell. Girl if i where u i wont giv a middle finger if someone i know c's d video n says she looks like me i ll deny it with all i v.... Afteraall i don c person Wey resemble me(wella).

Sweety, I was just joking. can't descend so low. Am a virgin boy, ok

Jessyj616:
Alright people, i was about to give an example of a phone conversation with lady you are meeting for the first time cause this what it is about - part talk part real life examples (from female friends sisters relations me etc
but it seems its grating on some guys nerves
so if you want of to stop or continue say so

PS- to those who think this is a topic on how to toast me kai!
you are standing on a long thing oh

they r truely stndinding on a longer thing. continue jare my luv

subset:
Interesting one. Keep it up. meanwhile learn how to format your sentences very well....Paragraphs will help.

Englinglintician, leave her to continue. if u don't need it I need it kx m the shy type.

cont. honey jessyj616. Thank u, don't mention.

they don't pity wen demanding for money. wot r u sayin? I guess u r their town-cryer.

golddeejay:
ur mama praya has worked...u will become a celebrity before the yr end. U can br the new kim kardashian, ofcos if u r endowed.







It z like guyz have found a new way of dealing with cheatin galfrnd


#cheatAtUrOwnPeril
#cheatnBecomeaStar
#dontquote

the lst camel did died @ noon

SeverusSnape:
Simple!...go to a police station,report him to them and give them his address, they'll go there without you, arrest him, bring him to the station, interrogate him;if necessary torture him,believe you me, He'll surrender everything, I trust the NPF on this one.

the peyment for the cse will b her kitten.

No matter wot she like let her do. I m releasing that video soon to the enjoyment of my comrades in nairaland. watch out nd c.

the pickpocket who comfusly enters into the car fter a failed attempt to snatch yio wallet nd find himself spending for an unplanned return journey.

the conductor who alight b4 the bus stop just to mugu yio change

the moment fter a successful dragging u seat in front enjoying the ac anticipeting how the rest is gonna b only for u to realize n hausa man is seating behind lapping a box with content unknown ' Driver me wnt drop'

12spices:
Op, do u eat garlic for a living?....

guy no kill me wit, lol, laff

clevvermind:
she used to attend one church. let me not mention the name.

Deeper Life Bible church
She is dark in complexion
little pimples on her face
she sells food @ U....
her name is M... or .....
mail me to know more. nothing is hidden under the sun bro
my Oracle never fail.

BJ: Boxers & Jean.

vivaciousvivi:
tosyne2much Is this your story really true? How can a random lady you don't know that well start telling you about N30k to abort a pregnancy she got from someone who isn't her bf! Habatically!!!

the random baby won discharge my guy and she succeeded.lol.

viczing:
Dear Bunmi,
My sexy sister-in-law made it obvious she funcied me as soon as we were alone. I hadn’t met my wife’s older sister until recently as she lives and works abroad. She came back a few weeks ago for another sister’s wedding and she’s been staying with us on and off ever since. She’s a splitting image of my wife except that she is out-going and lively. My wife is quite shy and quiet I work in a teaching hospital and my shift means I’m at home for part of the day while my wife is at work, so I was left to entertain her.
She’s flirting and funny and we got on well. Then I started to suspect she was after me. Whenever she looked at me, I saw desire in her eyes. She was always touching me whenever we talked and though this was done casually, I knew what she was thinking as she turned me on too. One day, I took her to the shops and on our way home; she grabbed hold of me and kissed me. She said she just felt like it and the kissing felt good. When we got home, the kissing continued then she suggested I come to her room. She said as we both wanted sex, we should go for it as she’d soon be going back. What hot-blooded man would refuse this? So we had sex, and it was mind-blowing.
The sex must have gone into her head as she increased her flirting even in front of my wife. I felt guilty deceiving my wife with her sister but that didn’t stop us having sex a couple more times. Now I am worried my wife could find out. My sister-in-law has since gone back but she phones from time to time and is always asking my wife to pass the phone on to me. I wish I’d resisted sleeping with her.
Please what should I do now?

I did wot u wanted nd u don't need advice my dear. Just wait for Mr Karma.

Uv have done the first part posting it here. finish it by posting your pix or I don't blv it.

Gooci:
by their moniker, we shall judge them..... aburo ggrin

Gbam; God will never stop blessing u

Alomo at work

omenka:
Can we all see the depth of division and religious cynicism Jonathan has entrenched in this country??

Jonathan has caused such huge trauma to the
Nigerian psyche its gonna take eons to heal!!
These were things that pre-date this
administration but were totally inconsequential
in the scheme of things. In all honesty, I NEVER NOTICED these Arabic inscriptions on the notes until people started talking about them. The gist took its root from Jonathanians' unfounded allegation of a sinister plot to "islamise" the country, a rhetoric aimed at mopping up support from Christian voters and increase their scepticism towards any non-christian contender for president.

We've had leaders of both faiths before
Jonathan, NO ONE ever talked about things like
these, now, they've become the only things
talked about simply because we landed
ourselves a president too naiive to understand
that politics and religion are two volatile
elements that shouldn't be mixed!!

Jonathan came in and has done every single
thing infuse into every Nigerian the
consciousness of the difference between a
Northerner and a Southerner, a Christian
and a Muslim, an Igbo man and a Hausa or
Yoruba man!!

He has NEVER DONE ANYTHING
to make Nigerians see the ties that bind them!!

This is Jonathan's LEGACY!!

Woe unto anyone who supports the continuation of such glaring disaster!!

u wunt c the good he did but the bad. stop blaming him ok, all these things problems has been there hiding. the fact that it has startrd showing up does not mean the president Is the course.

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Please who's flavour? I don't know him coz I schooled in Afghanistan.
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na im u neva die? bkx the last time I checked they were killing ppl like u in Afghanistan.

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Please who's flavour? I don't know him coz I schooled in Afghanistan.
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na im u neva die? bkx the last time I checked they were killing ppl like u in Afghanistan.

naijaboiy:
Why this one dey put am for head

Abeg HBP dey kill o

Nights might not b a good experience for u again

EroticAngelina:
abeg make Una no rape me o but I just wanna stay here *spreads mat*

may I join u?

EroticAngelina:
abeg make Una no rape me o but I just wanna stay here *spreads mat*

may I join u?

naijaboiy:
Walahi if I talk say I understand wetin this guy type up there then make una call me LINUS

If u don't understand better look for another topic or go to sleep. it is not a must to comment.

op, it is same with me. I don't understand or know y it is like that. Don't worry about it, u r a king.

I would have adviced u on how to deal with your 32 yrs madness but am typing from heaven due to the suicide which I committed 2m ago. Sorry brother. U will have to live with it.

laroux:
Keep shut you black hippo.

Guy no vex make I borrow your sentence.
shut you black hippo. how dare u insult Africa in the bid to insult her women? U wanna go marry ppl that looks like old women wen they clock thirty then go do just that don't insult my black queens or ......

I pity your mamy.

Fabdedon:
i just came to read comments.. And when i was ur age i dont even know what is friendship talk more of girlfriend...
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Become someone in life and you see him chasing you like his dreams...

Saint wot do u mean? do u know her age?