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Penboy:
Lolz... Interesting! But i believe girls here in Yorksire don't exhibit those traits. Most of them (9ja girls) ain't exposed to eating at "state-of-the-art" restaurants. So when you invite them there, they'll like to make use of their 'once in a lifetime opportunity' by eating the restaurant down.
As regards coming with friends, most romantic restaurants here are organised with 'a pair' kind of sitting (two chairs). I wonder if her friends would start dragging chairs around or they would kindly leave. Am sure the later is feasible to avoid embarrassment.




#where are my France based guys? Come and share you experiences over there.

Thanks for inviting niggas in diaspora.
Here in borno, we don't date. if u try am na boko go help u samble your babe after dem don dry your pocket and threaten u with bomb.

damselabi:
There is one bad thing girls do and which is very
bad. A guy wants to take you on a date and the
next thing is for you to show up with three other
girls. Did he tell you to bring anyone along? If
you don't show up with three other girls, you go
into unplanned shopping. Instead of you leaving
that place empty handed, you buy Agege bread
or better still, ask for airtime as you forgot your
purse at home. What a disgrace! Do you know how
much he planned to spend?
Some single girls now have their tummy big while
mothers have theirs flat. It's too much of
alcohol, nkwobi, Chinese, junks, malt drinks,
and packet juices. You must finish the guy's
money before anything. In fact, you do take-
away on every date ( shameful) after all, na
the guy invite you. Whatever happened to your
knowledge of simple etiquette. Tomorrow, you
will be the one shouting and telling the whole
world that guys are mean. He didn't dump you;
he only saved himself from future pain. Please
show yourself some respect; learn to be a lady!Hpy sunday peeps.

Am not sure u r a girl. If u r, God bless you, your life, your future and the parents that brought u up.

Make una no spoil me, I am a virgin boy( runs outa thread)

ednut1:
I can't find my debit card. Did anyone ere see it

I saw it taking a drop to borno. Be careful ooo, there is bomb ooo.

moca:
Nne what do u hv me say?
To allow these children belittle somebody's effort simply bc she is a woman.
If she use d money to build in her father's house, they will talk,
She decides to spoil herself by going from one country or d other having fun, they will call meeting on top her head.
Now she has decided to do the honourable thing and instead of folks applauding her wise decision and effort, they r talking from the corners of their mouth.
E easy to build house?

No one is saying they shouldn't build. All we are saying is that we will not live under that roof. It is not ego. We ar happy to b African men with African mentality. Those your white men u think are better than us are dieing in silence. Ask them and they will tell u. that is if they are ready to let go their stupid pride that whatever their country do is better than Africans effort.

Feranmicharles:
open and close login and logout MB nko?

Iiiiif uuuuu asssssk meeeeeeee
naaaa whoooo iii goooo assssk?

honourhim:
Kindly go to page 1 and see my reply. Thanks.

Thanks

honourhim:
The gospel of our Lord Jesus christ is the 100 percent true religion. There's no two ways about it.

As for denomination, there's nothing like true denomination. Jesus did not introduce denomination to us so it doesn't count. What the bible told us is to assemble.

He ask how to know the true one and u ar answering as if u were there wen Jesus was born. I wish to know more.
U ar a born and brought up christian. so am I. but wot do u think a Muslim will say about his own religion if not that his is also a 100% true religion?

Feranmicharles:
1-Halleluyah chorus all through

2- you gatta ask Jesus or God(if viisble then),some qstns like is it apple that adam and eve ate And other rhetorical qstns

3- jesus will be telling some stories that are abscure when u were still on earth

4- You will meet new ppl(biblical) like,Moses,stephen,Mary,peter. And all others. As 4 me I would like 2 meet joseph and ask him that "hey bro, cun teach me ao 2 overcome ladies seduction"

5-i still dey wonder sha,shey na dis routine we go cun dey 4 ever. No more NL no BBM , no Internet

Na only YOU understand o,God

There will b mind communication since the place will be quite. Nairaland will become Jesusland. There will be no need to type bkx everything comments, post, quote,report,like, will be thinking only. Chai, I can't wait ooo. U just close your eyes to login and open your eyes to logoff.

Onmason:
There just has to be something to keep us occupied because 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop' Maybe cooking, gardening, exercising, reading the bible, attending qoir practice, singing, dancing, swimming, maybe, just MAYBE.....but for us to know precisely what, I strongly suggest that the author of the topic visits heaven to bring us the EXPO, lol!

That proverb doesn't imply in heaven. No devil again talk more of his workshop

I am a virgin boy( run out of thread)

The groom b like " cheiiii! first bank loan eeeee! after signing this how am I gonna pay the #5m I use for this wedding. God save your son ooo"

see small small children. if I talk one dem de talk six.

I don't think u will be the first person to screw her if 7 comply. its better to think with the head here than with the Joystick.

GoGod:
Tnx so much. I have a guy dt I ve bn datin for d past three nd half years, ds guy shows me affection nd love bt he s a cheat, I ve bn coping wt his cheating life for d past 3 years until one day dt I went to his place nd I saw his chatting wt an ex gf dt d gal shld come to his place arnd 10 dt s an hour after I would ve gone bk to my school, When I saw d chatting I kept quiet nd left as planned by 9: 30, bt decided to just go to a friend and stayed there for a while, I did as planned, nd I called my bf after den to tell him I'm still at d park bt he ddnt pick up his call I waited for like 3hrs bt he didn't pick up so I went to his place only to found out dt d babe is still there, so I went bk to my friends place, he now called me arnd 6pm to tell me dt he saw my missed calls I now told him dat I m still arnd... We settled d matter bfre I went bk to school d following day.

U settled the matter? there is no need for a counselor my dear.

guys y ar u all mean to our brother in need. just let him know the girl runs a suger daddy candy shop. that is to saaaaaaay, she is in between boyfriends and old menfreinds. but make una no tell am say I say poop.

lomaxx:
So what do you have to offer - ?

lolss, guy u r a nailer. u nailed it right. don't ask me wot a nailer is kx I don't know.

Guy, I tire ooo. what has happen to natural beauty I don't know.
I saw one beautiful girl 3 days ago. meeen, u need to see natural beautiful chikala with no make up. nothing artificial was on her. her hair was well combed with no attachment. her nails were so neat. She was just the way she was created. More beautiful than those that spends a lot just to borrow beauty. Some will say she is natural kx of poverty. then u need to see her car.

ofiafuluego:
D importance of sex education is not farfetched, d earlier she undstnds diz tnx,d better

and u think u r in the best position to teach her that?
Bros, teach your son and leave your daughter to your wife in that matter. Y don't u do practical after teaching her, just so she understands properly about your mf sex education?

If females that shows the true luv for their kids ar against it y do some fools still doubt its child abuse? It is absolutely inappropriate.

A woman was doing it at Ebonyi state. In 2010, she was caught making luv with her son. My sister told me the story wen she returned from Ebonyi. motherly excessive luv turned to something else.

People started suspecting it when he told about 3 girls that rejected his advances the same thing " Get out. Are u sweeter than my mum? at first, it was just taken as nothing. Not until they were caught that the meaning of the sentence downed on everyone.

ofiafuluego:
I'm so surprised dat most pple do not undstnd wot constitutes a child abuse.So if I bath my female child d same tym I'm taking my bath she's abused.Haba!

How would u feel if she ask u "Daddy, Wots that dangling inbetween yio legs? Daddy Wots is it used for? daddy does it pain if I drag it like this?
Mr man think like an adult.

AJ01:
Gay alert

c im mawt like turkey
y don't u report me and collect the 6mill bounty?

my ppl said that the leg that walks vamvam na d eyes that sees famfam dey watch am. that is to say, it takes a professional gay to know a gay. They will ask u how u know incase u never know.

FLAWLES:
Op if all of us turn prostitute bcus of your post(including ur sister)who go marry us(ur sister join oo) ??

Don't be scare dear. I will marry all of u but none of u will marry me. Meaning, none of u will live with me in the same house. Yall will live at yio mother place while I perform my duty from my place.

kristina1:
Go and make money

That this world is worst it is bkx of women.
Tell me anything a man wants without a woman behind it.
Money?
pleasure?
fame?
what is it?
We ar superhuman without women. Sorry, no offense ment.

MillionDollars:
SECONDED

FIFTHCONDED

This is a situation of who will cast the first stone. we ar all guilty of one filth or the other.

we deceive them with words just to have sex with them
we spoil them
then, we want a complete one for marriage
then who will marry the once u spoil? me?
Yio frnd must be outa his head(dick)

Baby just keep that laps tighter. There is no gain selling yio baby for a paper with the image of dead people on it. Blv in God. He will surely bless u.

y a fine girl de bleach

Kate pension all the way

I go bkx of this girl go commit a crime for Uganda enter her cell beat her and even rape join. peeps no mind me ooo, na joke I de b4 una go come again.