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 Family › Re: Should I Allow My Mother-in-law In Our Home? I Need Advice by Etosha: 8:11pm On Mar 29, 2023 |
Whem I get married, I will treat my wife's family exactly the way she treats mine... 4 Likes |
| Travel › Re: 29 African Migrants Trying To Cross To Italy Die As Boat Sinks In Tunisia by Etosha: 5:15am On Mar 29, 2023 |
kizxaxa:I think something is innately wrong with a black man. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: How Do I Advise My Brother To Invest. by Etosha: 8:14pm On Mar 28, 2023 |
Intelligent men don't have idle Mone. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Should A Man Be Forced To Marry A Lady He Impregnated By Mistake? by Etosha: 7:02am On Mar 27, 2023*. Modified: 7:56pm On Mar 27, 2023 |
That's why abstinence is the best. Reasons are: 1. It will offend God 2. she might get pregnant 3 . What if she has an infectious disease? 4. It leads to wasting of money and time. 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Food › Re: The Process Of Drying Crayfish (Video) by Etosha: 8:54pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
GOTVee:Your opinion is as limited as the signal offered by your moniker. 7 Likes |
| Food › Re: The Process Of Drying Crayfish (Video) by Etosha: 8:36pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
While serving at |
| Family › What is your worst experience so far during cash this scarcity? by Etosha(op): 9:34pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
I came back home with only #500 today. I thought of buying red oil worth #200 to cook. I put the money in my trousers pocket and strolled out. It's drizzling but I defied the rain because I was hungry. I got to the petty trader's shop and asked for oil. The girl was tying up the oil when I put my hand in my pocket only to discover that the money was gone...it probably slipped out of my pocket. I just came back home and drank malt for dinner. Since my debit card wouldn't work.[i][/i] 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Primate Ayodele Releases Last Prophecy On 2023 Presidential Election, Reveals Go by Etosha: 2:26pm On Feb 24, 2023 |
Always talking anyhow... 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Child Pornography: R. Kelly Sentenced To 20 Years In Prison by Etosha: 9:17pm On Feb 23, 2023 |
I wait patiently for the day sexual urge in me will plummet due to age... but until then, my daily prayer is Lord, don't allow my manhood to put into trouble. 7 Likes |
| Politics › Re: 2023: Nairaland Latest Poll For Atiku, Kwankwaso, Peter Obi And Tinubu (Photos) by Etosha: 9:08pm On Feb 21, 2023 |
I remember how Atiku won here in 2019 ... I am not leaning toward any of them. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Phones › Re: Musk: Say What You Want About Me, I Bought Twitter For $44b by Etosha: 9:05pm On Feb 21, 2023 |
My elder bro used to tell us that "If you tell a man to go and sit down with his money, you don't know what you are saying"... 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Alleged N3bn Fraud: Court Grants Gov Yahaya Bello’s Nephew N500m Bail by Etosha: 6:05am On Feb 21, 2023 |
Ordinary nephew allegedly stole that much... well. |
| Politics › Re: Will You Be Voting On Election Day? by Etosha: 10:43pm On Feb 17, 2023 |
Lord Buckethead... |
| Travel › Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Want To Get Married To Me Before Traveling Abroad by Etosha: 4:54pm On Feb 17, 2023 |
"Never play the role of the parents before marriage"- Prof. Johnbull. 1 Like |
| Properties › Re: Is It Good To Share Equal Amount Of Money For NEPA With Your Landlord? by Etosha: 10:03pm On Feb 16, 2023 |
I have been paying NEPA bill alone for the past 4 months...he always give excuse of lack of money. 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Court Orders Evans To Refund €233,000, N50Million ransom To Abducted Victim by Etosha: 8:07pm On Feb 15, 2023 |
Dem still dey on this mata.... Some suits in court can last longer than any suit a tailor can make for you. |
| Politics › Re: Pictures From APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Owerri, Imo State by Etosha: 6:47am On Feb 15, 2023 |
How did they manage to pull this? 6 Likes |
| Culture › Re: Naira Scarcity: I Don’t Have N20,000 Cash As Monarch — Oluwo by Etosha: 7:33pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
My own Landlord is on my neck asking for 3k. I have told him I don't have yet he won't believe me. |
| Politics › Re: Ozubulu-Ihembosi-Ukpor Road Flag-Off: Soludo Promises More Dividends Under APGA by Etosha: 9:28pm On Feb 09, 2023 |
Slymontee:Can you explain the above with the aid of a diagram? 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: My Mum Doesn't Want Us To Get Married Because Of This Picture by Etosha: 10:30pm On Feb 08, 2023 |
Men of sense don't marry a wardrobe, they marry a woman of sense and every woman of sense always dress sensibly. |
| Crime › Re: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by Etosha: 7:12pm On Jan 31, 2023 |
Hehehehe...u write so we'll. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Aso Rock Is Neither A Sanitorium Nor A Mental Institution - Phrank Shaibu by Etosha: 10:13pm On Jan 30, 2023 |
The more I think about politicians, the less I think about them. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
| Family › Re: Hubby Is Jalous Because Our Children Can Speak My Language Better by Etosha: 7:58am On Jan 28, 2023 |
I have seen several instances where both parents are of the same language and yet they don't speak their language to their kids. |
| Family › Re: How Were You Able To Raise Money And Finance Your Wedding ? by Etosha: 9:56pm On Jan 26, 2023*. Modified: 11:08pm On Jan 28, 2023 |
Some friends solicited for financial support during their weddings... I can't do that. I will rather wait until I can finance my wedding alone. 177 Likes 14 Shares |
| Family › Re: Legal: Can I Take Up My Landlady Legally? by Etosha: 9:52pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
Don't go to court except you have nothing to lose. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Warship Carrying Hypersonic Nuclear Bombs Enters U.S Mainland (Photos) by Etosha: 8:24pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
Men digging for trouble as if they are digging for their glory. 1 Like |
| Family › Striking Show Of Affection By A Parent. by Etosha(op): 2:50pm On Jan 13, 2023 |
What is that display of affection by either of your parents that you will never forget? Mine goes like this: When I was around age 12, I visited my Mom were she was staying. On the first night mosquitoes were very tough so i didn't sleep very well. In the morning I complained to my Mom. She said the mosquitoes also disturbed her sleep. I asked why she didn't use her mosquitoes net, she said " how can I use my net when your bed doesn't have a net"? I will always remember this. Share your experience please. 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If You Are Unemployed Consider This by Etosha: 1:56pm On Jan 12, 2023 |
Nobody will listen to you when in your old age you try to explain why you failed in life. Excuses such as there were no jobs in my time; Buhari was in power; the economy was in mess etc will not wash. Humans, I have come to realize only clap for those who succeeded despite the challenges they faced. 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I Spend A Lot Of Money On Girls But Some Guys Do Not Spend A Dime by Etosha: 8:30pm On Jan 11, 2023 |
"A sensible man In love may act like a madman but never like an idiot".- La rochafacauld. 2 Likes |
| Food › Re: How Many Times Do You Eat In A Day? by Etosha: 8:39pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
Most times twice. I like letting my body use the reserved energy sometimes. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
| Family › Re: My Father Wants To Chase Me, My Wife And Kids Out Of The House. by Etosha: 7:28am On Jan 02, 2023*. Modified: 9:36pm On Jan 02, 2023 |
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| Romance › Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by Etosha: 4:20pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Ask her how much she has in her bank account. They think it's easy to make money. Who has money to waste on a lady. 2 Likes |
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I will like to use this opportunity to warn my Christian brothers and sisters to desist from eating crayfish. Any Christian that consumes cray fish is going to hell. The Bible forbids we Christians from eating crayfish in the book of Leviticus 11:27. May what we consume not lead us to hell in Jesus name. Amen