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Sheesh. Not worth it.

This is still killing me. 😭😭😭


It is also symptomatic of first world shenanigans like. . .

And calling her recent tour The Eras Tour is soo genius because it plays into the popular "I'm in my ______ era" phrase LOL.

Taylor Swift is so unreal, OMG? 😭😭


If this is true, and I say this as a BIG SUPPORTER of hers (even my signature bears testament), how is it news-worthy? How is it relevant sksksksksks? A whole embassy releasing a statement containing a/her song reference literally about her simply in a 'fix' of having her concert in Japan and attending the Super Bowl (which her boyfriend will be playing at).


On a second thought, she's literally a pop culture icon so it seems normal that they'll be these kind of news around her.

But I still can't over the ------ of it all. Even some airlines are changing their flight numbers to represent her birth year, and the number her boyfriend plays 🤣🤣🤣.

One time, too, Elon Musk was throwing some offish comments at her. There's a news I read of a university proposing to introduce a Taylor Swift course, although I think that makes a lot of perfect sense for literature students. She's literally always layering her lyrics and telling stories with them with figures of speech, imagery, classical references to Woodsworth, Shakespeare and the likes like that.

Psychotic yarns. Psychotic yarns everywhere.

This clown.


He has not begun to write lamentations. He will taya.

Dey play, 2027 result that Inec, APC/Tinubu have written already and kept in a secure place. If anybody believe Tinubu will lose re-election in 2027, that person just dey play...

A result of something that has been predetermined has nothing to do with losing or winning by chance anymore na. He WILL lose, as he did, but most likely will be fixed in power. There's a difference.


But it doesn't matter; we don't care. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Peter Obi is the sole reason I still believe in Nigeria, and we'll go again 2027 insha Allah. Even if it's to continue proving a peppery point to the white powder gang.

CHRISTFUCKER:
If I'm an incel then you're a femcel no cap

Boy go and play with your hand and a tissue paper. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Shey you have calm down now ba? There was no day that goes by that you don't fail to mention me or some other female user. Where did all that energy and madness go now LMAO?

CHRISTFUCKER:
When there was still women on nairaland

Yeah. Before you cyberbullied them all out of Nairaland.


With the way you hate feminists, one would think you actually get the 'feminine' women to date and can differentiate them. Nobody will know you're a bl*****dy boring incel with no social life and who gets off degrading women, lmao.

Hold redpillers responsible.


They are the major contributors to the climate changing.

haffaze777:
One is leader while the other is fraudster.

I no mention name o but nah gbajue people go begin grunt here

I am waiting for the white powders to come and start crying. 🤣🤣🤣

Righthussle:
See who's talking. You wey dey make people swear oath before commenting on Islamic threads on Nairaland nko.

The reason they hide the faces of criminals from the north and expose the faces of the ones from the south is the same reason you ask people to take an oath before commenting on Islamic threads and allow everyone to comment on Christian threads without oath.

💀💀

Rolings:
All this is assuming he won't change things.
These pains are temporal ..... Sure it will hurt but it's better to go through the hurt phase before things turn around for the better

The same lamba y'all fed us with until Buhari's eight-year tenure elapsed abi?


Na here we go dey.

Olachase:
Op which time month enter money
September
October
November
December

🤣🤣🤣


You see the way oyinbo people form words ehn. They are a specially created people LMAOO.

Where is gaZILLION or one thousand oga patapata uncountable billion that Nigerian Kids Economic Forum came up with?

Those were the terms after trillion we grew up using as children.


I guessed we formed "zillion" because the letter Z is the last in the alphabet so we assumed that must be the greatest figure.

I remember when we used to bant like, 'I'm a millionaire.' The other person will respond with 'I'm a billionaire' and on and on and on until the pained person will scream and shout 'my money is uncountable, uncountable, uncountable times 60 million uncountable billion raise to power infinity' and scatter everything for everyone.

OasisX:


.....President should be attending a QF Match not even Final o. President of most populous black country and giant of Africa?!

Ooops.......President of Angola was in attendance too. LOL!

You're literally creating an hypothetical situation from your head.

In Obi's current capacity and position, aside him naturally being a patriot, it was a GOOD OPTIC move because he's an opposition figure.


IF he was the President, yes, it would have been unreasonable to attend a QF.

Just answer if PO is the president. All these scenarios you're creating o necesstri.

OasisX:


.....imagine PBAT was at Stadium yesterday, same folks hailing Obi now would be saying; misplaced priority. Nigeria is bleeding, yet President and Commander-in-Chief was in Ivory Coast to do what?!

He said he looked presidential............ LMFAO

Lmaooooo. What is this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nah, you didn't eat with this at all, Oasis. What you just did is like when you put food, and without spoon, in front of a six-month-old baby and tell it to eat, especially on the floor. You can imagine the mess?


In an average Nigerian home where you have two kids of school-going ages and one comes home with a report card score of 95% and the other with a score of 28%, who will the family buy things for? Who will they allow to eat rice and chicken and watch TV and stay up late at wish? 😂😂

Tinubu and Obi cannot do the same thing and we'll judge them equally. Lailai. And it's not hypocrisy. Because there will be different contexts, style of governance, and achievements.

Assuming Peter Obi had disappeared from the public since after the supreme court's judgment to reappear now, you could have rightly tagged him an 'eye-servicer'.

Mind you, too, PO has visited some places snd people that were most hit by the country's insecurity, in Plateau and in Abuja (Nabeeha's family). For Tinubu to attend the game yesterday would have been a misplaced priority, when for Obi it was an act on a scale of preference as a public citizen.

Even the Yoruba song said it that 'omo to ba sise dede, o ye ko laasiko igbadun.' Which ise dede has Tinubu done for him to be excused in going to the AFCON? And to sit, sorry STAND, amongst ordinary Nigerians without a 'seatcade' of security? What's his governance track record since he was sworn in until now? How many indices* of development has been improved since he assumed the seat of the GCFRN?

And finally, as someone pointed out to you, Obi is not the president so your attempt at a comparison of people's reactions to both of them has been amissed from the start. Jodêra did not miss anything.

Yes, Obi very much looked presidential with his aura in that particular setting. Was that a wrong judgement sksksksks?

pocohantas:
I thought you people were being too hard on him o.

Lol...he was not unfairly judged in the slightest.


All the signs were there. From jerky movements to incoherent speech. I am 90% sure he has Parkinson's disease.


He should answer question, he was delegating questions to his lackeys, and educated people were defending it.

Omooo. Thank God for Obi o. 😭😭😭😭

'Cause imagine the bad luck effect. Chai.

TheSuperNerd:
If not for that tiny inch from Osimhen's arm, he did score today as I predicted since couple of days ago. He needs to learn to watch his lines in tandem with the opposition defenders. Aside that, he remains our biggest Attacking threat. Him as the pointman makes everyone else shine.


And finally THE BEST DEFENCE IN THE TOURNAMENT AND ON THE CONTINENT CURRENTLY, MARCHES ON

🇳🇬 🇳🇬 🇳🇬 🇳🇬 🇳🇬

I had to search for your handle and came here because of you.

PS.: It's Magy.

pocohantas:
Well said!! I didn't expect anyone to outdo Buhari's incompetence! And Buhari used to forcefully address us with scripted sympathy and speeches. This one doesn't send sef.

You thought when this meme was making rounds, it was just social media yarns? 🤣🤣

Add that he also promised to reduce the people's purchasing power, and he has done so.

I love this man so much 😍.

He's so charismatic.


I'm sure this will be a very big morale boost, and considering the fact that the Angola team has been promised lots of material compensation if they win against us. 😂

Throwback:
As in!

Very desperate yes Daddy.

If e pain una, drag your corn lover outside to go and seek for his own attention.


A FREE PATRIOTIC PRIVATE CITIZEN suddenly does not have the right to go watch a football match live at the stadium anymore? 🤣🤣🤣

Abi you guys don't engage your brains?

All the other Nigerian fans there are attention-seekers too, abi?

I'm not sure this article was written with a Nigerian audience in mind.

Maysdevices:
Eunoiaa

Crossbow:
You are funny, which kind yeye reply be this

Ah. Finally.

A man who's a good sport.