@ FREE this means that the two Ghanians are actually Nigerians
Core Igbo boys and not Ghanains as they claimed
understand?

2white babes decided they will mary Ghanains
The first white lady was lucky and got a Ghanain husband quickly
The 2nd one thrived a little but before long she met a Ghanain guy also
During courtship she tried severally to take him along to see her other friend & her own Ghanain Husband
But each time, the guy brot up excuses
Finally they went to dinner in the other couple's home
The 2nd Ghanain concetrated mostly on his food,smiling a little
The 2nd white lady was infuriated b/because she tot he would start chatting with his "brother" in their language
Suddenly she hit her hand on the table in anger and a glass cup fell down and broke
The second Ghanain shouted "CHINEKEM EE"(Igbo words meaning "my God")
The first Ghanain looked up in surprise and said "NNAA I BU ONYE IGBO"( Igbo words meaning "Guy are you Ibo")
The white ladies were very happy and relieved @ least they can communicate in their language

I know a man who was forcing his son in-law to be to change his name to his own name
But a night to the wedding,the young man threatened to call off the wedding if the condition still stands
The fater in-law tot it was only a threat but the young man meant business
The next day the wedding was off

Hi sexxxxy,
Welcome to the club
I have been without a father for 16 years now
They're right
Time heals all wounds
Didn't know I'd get over it
But now,I've learnt to live with it
Before long you'll get used to it babe chill It's well.
The one eating deep into our hearts now is the death of my elder sis
She died of cancer last March
We'll still get over it life continues
Cheers babe

@ theORAKU I agree with you this is no longer green card
It's RED card
If not BLACK[color=Black][/color] card

Multiply your house number by 2
Add 5
Multiply by 50
Add your age
Add 365
Subtract 615
In your answer, your house number will be by the left
And your age by the rite
Try this

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

An igbo Corper was posted to a Yoruba speaking school
To lecture English Language
Corper: Who can make a sentence with the letter "H"
Pupil: Enry It the Ammer on the Ead
(meaning Henry Hit the Hammer on the Head)
Corper: HEMPHASISE THE HETCH,HEMPHASISE THE HETCH,HYOU HIGNORANT HIDIOTU HEMPHASISE THE HETCH
(meaning emphasise the "H",emphasise the "H",you ignorant idiot,emphasise the "H"

Sumtimes I wonder what it was like the first time you were kissed
To some it's a long lasting memory
And to some others it's wow,
Please share your experiences

In my own case, the relationship just died a natural death
Out of sight they say is out of mind
So I've learnt to live as though I haven't had any relationship @ all and am better off without him

@dapsins69 i think you are a BIG F**up
Which girl even dated u sef
I'm all pities for her
Anyway thank God  for her life @least she can start all over
Pray she doesn't end up wit likes of you

A little girl was playing hand ball with her mates
Suddenly the ball hung on a tree by the side
It was her turn to climb the tree to release the ball
Half way she climbed down not explaining anything to anyone
She dashed to the back of the house
In some seconds she was back
Started climbing all over again
But half way her mates noticed she actually went to pull her pants
The friends shouted "Lisa why did you remove your pants?"
She answered "My father warned me not to let anyone see my pants"

sori about that honey
you are verily welcome

Most times people say the moment they meet someone they know they've met their soulmates
A woman shared how she went 2 the prison to preach and saw a prisoner and immediately knew he would be her husband and today they are married
I want to know: how does it work?
Your opinions please

Nana can now see that that our Nigerian girls are superstars
Did sum1 help me see that girl that did "i beli mine can flaa"
so funny abi

can sum1 tell me wat's happening in Calabar
wat was dat Akanakwe girl doing dia and she was really laughing at her ignorance and stupidity
And the one that did Greatest Love,where did she get those lyrics from

gentle one thank God u specified who the daddy G.O is, if not, i wud hv been scared of prettyh
u know, i wud hv tot she is one of those people that keep their beards, u understand abi
that's how they address or addressed their mentor

Have you passed Marina, going towards Lagos state Government Health Commission of recent ?
Men, it stings like nothing you can ever imagine
Have u perceived a dead rat for a second or more?
Then imagine perceiving dead decaying bodies, i mean human beings that have died and are decaying
The worst of it all is the annoying traffic jam around the area, mostly caused by peolpe who have come to carry their own corpses
And to imagine that the state health commission is located around thesame area is quite appauling and ridiculous
What is the government doing about this?

come did u see that babe
the one that did Shania Twain (from this moment)
28 & she still looks so young and beautiful
and you're rite,Nana rejected her.

Really Dede is getting on my nerves
dou i sum times enjoy how he luks @ sum mad pple dia
but for cryin out loud he's kinda intimidating contestants
south african and american idols were not like dat
can u imagine him insultin his fellow judge? haba

Do you think they should have given us the American Idol's judges

Emeka Ike is living on past glory
He refused to grow with the industry
His dressing is zero
One is supposed to change with the changing years
For Desmond,I think he's cute but needs to grow up

Kelly,don't tell me you don't know Idol
Ok,it has started on M-Net 37
Just try and watch it, it's really fun

It amazes me to see people come out to make jest of themselves in the name of becoming the next West African Idol.
Some come to exhibit their madness,is it what Idol is all about?
Anyway some others know why they are there.
Did watch Confidence(Peter Rufai's daughter) perform? She was really good.What do you think?

Guy,what actually happened in your relationship?
Are you sure the falt is not from you?
Pls check yourself up.

What was that?
aba, what
Guy, you can't be looking for a job and still in abakenkan

I was once a victim,and i told my friend about it,she asked him and he screamed that he forgot,but when i brought up the issue later, he denied that he forgot,but that, it was due to the problem we were having at the moment.

Talking about Val's day,what are its significances?

the woman is not just smart,she is one of those described as daughters of Eve by Brother Jero