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Sweet T:
@Jimiyke
Maybe you have a chapped lips. Or you have a huge, humangous lips ! Jumbo lips D

I agree with you

IBEXY:
Cant remember which was first. Had too many in my time.

Did two or more people come together and put thier mouths in your own
Abi dey kissed you 1 after the other

@ Topic I understand what you mean
But i'd advise you hang on, u might get used to it
or until you get a new job
staying without a job is not an easy task
Good luck man

@ post, 1st of all i want to know if you are from Niger-Delta.
Don't quote me, but I understand this kind of a thing is really rampant there
I even have a neighbour who is now divorced because of this same issue,she is staying alone now with the kids
So are from DElta State

BlackMamba:
As long as it pleases mummy dearest and advance the cause of the family.

You are really a black mamba [color=Black][/color]I pityany girl dat will come close to you

when God opened His tap of blessings for this month
some people fetched with cups and I laughed at them
cos I fetched with a drum
but I was amazed to see u driving off in a tanker

@Lagoschild what was that
My hand no dey oo

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home
in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a
speech; "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me
in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does
not mean that I would want to change your way of life,
your routine .
"No, I will never do that, never in a million years I
was brought up very strictly to respect my new home
rules and way of daily life."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on
washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing
it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

"And what are you here for?" enquired the
mother-in-law incredulously! .

"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN AND SATISFY
YOUR SON!!!!!"

A young man went to his father to declare his intention about getting married
The father told him he cannot marry now because he was too young
The young man insisted and the father agreed but only if he is able to pass his test
The father bought a little goat for him to take care of
The young man came home one day feeling very hungry and tired
But when he went to carry his food,behold the little goat was helping itself from his plate
He was furious and so brought out his matchet and slew the goat
In your opinion,is the young man fit to get married?

hmmmmn
So guys are prone to heartbreaks too
Pls I'd like to hear more

Love is not everything oo
You better make your dough fast before a faster guy does it for you
Yes she will profess luv now but when she cannot be maintained,
definitely she will look for an alternative
shine your eye

I will send hjer to a military school

Hey everyone,pls I want to know what heartbreak really is
Most times I hear a lot of people talking about heartbreaks
But sometimes I don't seem to grab,some will say they are heartbroken just because a guy they've been dying for seem not to notice them
Others say so because they just realise that the guy they have in mind is already married
Pls if you do not mind share your heartbreak(s) here with me

Am suprised he didn't borrow his legs
And his hands
And his thing
Foolish groom

Hi Amaka, I can see you're a good cook
Pls can you teach me how to make YAMARITA

smoking Ijebu garri is the bomb
with sugar and groundnuts and chilled water
but have you ever tried it with beans?
men it's heaven on earth

@ Uyai help me ask them
I don't understand a thing

How are you sure she wants to see you?
How sure are you that you won't be better off without her?
Why is she not looking for you as well?
I'll advise you to let the sleeping dog lie

we cannot even make one grain of hair to be dark or to be white
so why ask which is more important
This is just like asking which part of the computer is more important
the mouse, the c.p.u,the key board or the switch

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmn

@osegwu
Are u seeking notice or something
Let your girl friend hear this
I promise you'll crawl

Dat sounds dirty

To be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot n luv him a little
To be happy with a woman,you must luv her a lot n don't understand her at all

A woman marries a man xpecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman xpecting she will not change,but she does

Married men live longer than single men do,but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new arguement

A woman worries abt d future till she gets married
A man never worries abt the future untill he gets married

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

call him perle
it fits
monkey-perle

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