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The Senate has reacted to a court order stopping it from re-https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-senate-challenges-ruling-on-electoral-act-amendment/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n6l_9ERRCg A man got quite embarrassed after dancing in a pool with a lady. Though his relationship with the lady is unclear, he however suffered an erection after grinding on the lady's backside at the pool. https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/622702387757e.jpg On seeing his huge hard-on which caused others to laugh, the man fell back into the pool.
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Kegs of petrol were shared to guests at a party amid the fuel scarcity in Nigeria. Photos and videos shared online show kegs containing petrol lined up for guests at the Erelu Okin Foundation Installation party which held today, March 4, 2022. Fuji artist, Malaika, was present at the party and expressed his surprise at the unconventional souvenir. A guest at the party told social media users that the content of the keg is not groundnut oil, as many assumed, rather it is petrol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPoJJyB4KY
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Nigerian man shares disturbing message from his sister who left home after someone promised her a better life A Nigerian man has shared a disturbing message sent by his sister who left home after someone promised her a better life. @tunde_ogundepo said his sister left home on March 1 to an undisclosed location, after someone promised her a better life in another country. He further revealed that his sister told her friend that she was taken to Osun state to take an oath. My sister "Barakat" left home for an unknown destination on Tue. 1st of March 2022, without informing anyone cos someone promised her a better life in another country. She told her friend she was taken to osun to take an oath. Please RT if you're in Osun, help us locate her��https://mobile.twitter.com/tunde_ogundepo/status/1499306429311852544
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A mummified "mermaid" said to grant immortality to whoever tastes its flesh will be examined by scientists in order to reveal its true nature. The mysterious creature was allegedly caught in the Pacific Ocean, off the Japanese island of Shikoku, between 1736 and 1741, and is now kept in a temple in the city of Asakuchi. The creature has a human appearance except for its fish-like lower half. Researchers from the Kurashiki University of Science and the Arts have now taken the mummy for CT scanning in a bid to unravel its secrets. Hiroshi Kinoshita of the Okayama Folklore Society, who came up with the project, said the bizarre creature could have religious significance. Hiroshi Kinoshita "Japanese mermaids have a legend of immortality," he said. "It is said that if you eat the flesh of a mermaid, you will never die." "There is a legend in many parts of Japan that a woman accidentally ate the flesh of a mermaid and lived for 800 years. "This ‘Yao-Bikuni’ legend is also preserved near the temple where the mermaid mummy was found. "I heard that some people, believing in the legend, used to eat the scales of mermaid mummies." The scientists examining the mummy will publish their findings later this year. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17828242/mystery-mummified-mermaid-human-face-tail/
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The security personnel dismissed by Chicken Republic fast food for dancing on duty have been offered jobs by the Special Assistant to the DeltaState Governor, Ossai Ovie Success. News about the boys being sacked broke out yesterday which generated sympathy from lots ofNigerians. However, it seems their sack is gradually turningout to be a pathway to greater heights as they hitover 70k followers in a few hours. Also, a more decent job is currently at their doorstep waiting for them to jump on it. Captioning the post, the S.A to the Governor wrote: “I have a job for them at Delta First Media I heard they were sacked by Chicken Republic fast food because they were dancing on duty. They actually succeeded in bringing more customers to the Chicken republic with their dancing video but with the sack, Chicken Republic fast food just succeeded in losing more customers. We are leaving in an era of social media and those guys should be appreciated by Chicken Republic fast food for free promotion not sack . Please if you can reach them, tell them I have a Job for them at Delta First Media Asaba. Let’s spread love , don’t let people lose their job because the country hard . Please share the video.” See post below: https://www.tori.ng/news/195338/update-sa-to-delta-state-governor-ovie-success-off.html
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A man ended up in the hospital after shoving dynamite into his bum and detonating it. The horrific incident was reported in a medical journal compiled by researchers led by Ali E. Zumrutbas at the Department of Urology at Pamukkale University School of Medicine in Denizil, Turkey. The team wrote in the journal: "A 35-year-old man was admitted to the emergency department of our hospital for rectal injury." They pointed out in the journal that the man had a history of self-mutilation. The man, which the report did not name, had previously amputated his testicles and also had a history of multiple skin incisions. The medical report for the patient reads: "This case reports a schizophrenic patient who had a multisystem genitourinary and rectal trauma after self-detonation of an explosive in the rectum and managed with reconstructive surgery without any postoperative complications. "Lower urinary tract anatomy was preserved and full continence was achieved after the surgical procedure." The report continued: "He inserted a dynamite-like small explosives into his rectum and fired it." Because the anal and perineal regions were totally crashed and physical examination revealed necrotic areas at anal sphincter, which extends 15cm proximally, a foreign body was found in the colon. According to the report, "After the initial operation, he was referred to our hospital for genitourinary reconstruction. He had a colostomy and a large hole with a diameter of 10cm in his anal region." Bladder repairs and a "large hole in the anal region was reconstructed", doctors reported. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-blows-up-bum-strapping-26365645
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In what will come across as a really startling development, an army officer has ended up in a hospital, afraid for her life, after a s*x toy got stuck in her v*gina. The army officer, who claims to have been stationed away from home for almost a year, was filmed lying in a hospital bed after a self-love session with a lavender-coloured vibrator went horribly wrong. She took to TikTok to share "the thing that almost killed her". In a follow-up clip, she explained: "So basically I am in the military, I've been away from home for almost a year. "So for me being away from home mean I've got to make it do what to do, which is why I bought that toy." She continued: "The toy got like 10 different settings on it so the first couple of things I use them like a lot of times so one day I just decided to just crack this whole what right quick. "I shouldn't do that because level one, level two, it'd be sending me to heaven every single time. "I cranked that thing up to level six – it's a different vibration with little suction things." She said the intimacy gadget sent her to "heaven" within three to five seconds. She added: "I'm in heaven and suddenly I realise I can't get it out of me. "I try pull the toy out and it wouldn't come out – the suction cup was not moving." "I couldn't get myself up because my body is so weak that I'm on the floor. Next thing I know, I blacked out." She was taken to the hospital where the intimacy gadget was removed from her body. The TikToker confessed: "When I came back, I threw that s*** away." https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2022/mar/03/army%20off.JPG https://www.tori.ng/news/195293/army-officer-rushed-to-hospital-with-a-sx-toy-stuc.html
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Some Corps members were pictured sleeping during a lecture organised by the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) at NYSC orientation camp in Ondo State. https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/621f64f7e7433.png https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/621f66094e4aa.jpg https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/621f66254f74b.jpg https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/621f665d536ae.jpg https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/3/corps-members-doze-off-during-anti-corruption-lecture-at-orientation-camp-2.html lalasticlala |
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The Association of Table Water Producers (ATWAP) says it has increased the price of a bag of sachet water from N150 to N200 with immediate effect due to rising production costs.https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/513890-pure-water-producers-announce-price-increase.html
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I really don't appreciate war. But I think the Ukrainian citizens just made my day... Drop It Like It's Hot" (Snoop Dogg) |
TheSourcerer:Got your points... But there's a big difference with the school story above. |
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Bello Shagari, one of the grandsons of late former President Shehu Shagari, has disclosed that his grandfather only spent N200 of his personal funds which is less than N250,000 today during the first presidential campaign in 1979. He made the disclosure on Friday, February 25, while celebrating the late ex-president's 97th Posthumous Birthday. "Do you know that Late President Shehu Shagari never became anything he wished and reluctantly became everything he was? ," Bello wrote on Friday, February 25, the late ex-president's 97th Posthumous Birthday. "During his first presidential campaign, he only spent N200 of his personal funds. Less N500k today. "This is a lesson for this who thought they could force their way into their ambitions. It is God that decides. "He was born on this day Feb. 25. 1925" https://www.tori.ng/news/194780/shehu-shagari-only-spent-n200-of-his-personal-fund.html
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Ghanaian actress, Juliet Ibrahim has advised that men practice basic personal hygiene habits and to stop touching a woman's vagina with their "dirty hands and saliva from dirty mouths." According to the actress, touching a woman's private parts with dirty hands and saliva can leave her susceptible to developing yeast infection. https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/6218e4326ca79.png https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/6218e8564dd4e.png https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/2/stop-using-dirty-hands-and-saliva-from-dirty-mouths-on-a-womans-vajayjay-actress-juliet-ibrahim-advises-men-to-learn-basic-personal-hygiene-habits.html |
Geoffrey Onyeama, Nigeria's Minister of Foreign Affairs, is in a closed-door meeting with Russian and Ukrainian Ambassadors in Abuja. The Muhammadu Buhari-led government has been under pressure to declare its position on the conflict in Ukraine, with many saying the government is too weak to choose a side. SaharaReporters could not confirm what Onyeama is discussing with the Ambassadors at the time of filing this report on Friday. Also after pressure from Nigerians, the minister on Thursday announced a special flight operation to evacuate Nigerian citizens from Ukraine given the escalating tension between that country and Russia. Onyeama in an interview with NTA, said the Nigerian embassy in Kyiv had been contacted to make arrangements to get Nigerian citizens willing to leave Ukraine out. The minister said the government would do everything to ensure the safety of Nigerians in Ukraine, particularly students. “We are not going to take any chances, we have agreed that we are going to ask all Nigerians to stay in their residence and what we plan to do is once the airports are open, the embassy will assist those who are ready and willing to leave the country,” Onyeama said. “There are five airports, so we are now planning to get those who want to leave to the airports nearest to where they are staying and assist for them to leave the country.” Meanwhile, the House of Representatives also on Thursday demanded an immediate evacuation of Nigerians in Ukraine, offering to shoulder the responsibility. This is a result of the ongoing row between Russia and Ukraine. https://www.tori.ng/news/194752/breaking-nigerias-foreign-minister-onyeama-in-clos.html |
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The Cable News Network reported that Russia was ready to send representatives to the Belarusian capital of Minsk to talk with Ukraine. This was according to a readout from Kremlin spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, in response to the request of the Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelenskyy. “Following Zelensky’s proposal to discuss the neutral status of Ukraine, Putin can send representatives of the Ministry of Defence, the Foreign Ministry and his administration to negotiations with the Ukrainian delegation,” the readout said. The readout added that Minsk was chosen as the venue for the proposed talk. In the meantime, CNN reported that Ukraine was under significant pressure, as Russian forces appeared to be closing in on Kyiv. The report indicated that the Russian forces have entered the Obolon district in the north of the city, just a few miles from its centre. Also, the Ukrainian forces have reportedly pushed the Russian forces back, having blown up the city bridge to stop their advancement. https://punchng.com/breaking-russia-to-open-talks-with-ukraine/ |
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